You guys SUCK! The one weekend I have to drive 4000000000 miles through every desert on earth and you fellas plan something that sounds fun. I'm jealous. Wish I could be here to participate. Oh well, maybe next year........depending on if you biatches burn Jeff's house all the way to the ground or not.

we don't need no water let that muther f^cker burn....burn muther f^cker burn.....:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

dont forget my 10%, it was my idea. and i dont know why everyone is getting so excited, do it every dam weekend!!!

me and wade are going to put the "HO" in tahoe this weekend next weekend its N****ille for the country music jamboree then its on!! any events this weekend or next just escrow my 10% in the form of a Papa's gift card!!!

Wednesday PokeHer Night every Sunday Afternoon
Liquor in the rear, poker in the ear!!!!!!!

If your stick her in the rear, stick her in the rear of a brigadere. Why would she want to ride up front anyway.

Anyone remember that chit.

Hope you guys have a great......

OK Here is the plan.

Talked to Perry last night and he is good with the idea even though he will be out of town.

Basically here it is.

Meet at Pappas at 10am

Quick meeting and register/ get money turned in at 10:30.

Leave for first stop at 11:00

Pappas will be first stop.

you wil make 3 stops ( announced sunday)

Last stop is my house around 1 pm.

I will announce parking arrangements during the meeting.

Buy in is $200. Unlimited hands and passengers can own hands also. THere will be 1 deck of cards for every 10 hands in play. Ideally I would like to see a minimum of 21 hands. This would give good odds of seeing some good cards.

Extra cards might be possible. It will be determined by the number of extra cards after registration. For example if we get 23 hands ( 115 cards needed) 153 cards in play plus 3 jokers. We can sell everyone an extra card as there will be 41 extras to go around. If this happens they will be $20. It will be an even limit based on extra crds. No one can have more extras available than any one else.

You don't have to complete the run to qualify. This should get the pot a little bigger.

Pay out will be top 3 play hold em to determine winners. You can designate a player to sit at the table for you. If we get more than 21 hands, We will give 4th place their money back.

1st place 60%
2nd 25%
3rd 15%

10% of the gross comes out for food.

I will put 1 joker into effect for a wild card for every deck in play. Jokers will play all the way. If there is a tie for 3rd & 4th they will draw high card to determine the tie breaker.

When you register you will get an index card with your name on it. When you finish the run, you will turn the index card in and pull your cards then. We will post cards as the day progresses.

Hopefully eat around 3. Play holdem around 6. Drink til ?????

Bring your own Booze, and bring enough.

Dinner is pork ribs, brisket, yard bird and whatever else I can throw on the pit. Bring cookies and dessert.

Bringing lawnchairs is recomended. I have some , but not enough.

RSVP through my email or PM me or call if you have the number. I would like to have a rough count on boats and people.

:party-smiley-020: :boat: :ernaehrung004:

Jeffro, makes sure you get ALL of the rules strait before the run and make everyone sign that they understand the rules or it might bight you in the a$$ afterwards. Just some advise so no one gets their panties in a bunch.

Sounds pretty simple. What is complicated and I will change.

None of it sounds complicated. I'm just saying it's easier to work out the kinks and rules BEFORE the run. When you start throwing money in the equation the rules start to get hazie and people start to get greedy.

Is your btchazz brother going to be in town and participate, or is he just going to candy azz through life?

He is right,, its real simple to our smaller group,, but I bet some of those that dont hang out with us every weekend could get confused about our ways reall quick, so wade has a good point.

OH by the way whos bringing the above ground pool for jeffs house party? :party-smiley-020:

Any of these idiots who can't understand the rules will be asked to leave and forfeit. Fu(k them if they are stupid.
I will explain the rules at the meeting before the run. Even Tbone understands the format. We all know that if we can get Tom to understand, anyone can understand.

:D

I have 11 confirmed boats so far.

Smooth Operator
Set it off
Crap Shoot - Maybe
Table Max
Boat Boy
Wet Spot
Mrs. Fast Lane - Mr. is on the gay cruise this weekend with the pink palace brigade
Wet Dream
Islander
Scary Mary

I have not heard from anyone else yet. I know Trent is out of town, and ruth and David are vacationing.

I did not 100% aggree...but simply don't give a chit....My poker run experience over the last 6 years is very liminted anyways.....:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

isn't there a clear lake run this weekend? why are you guys having a conroe run also? why not just come here and atleast run close to Offshore with your inshore powerboats :D

Ernie

and check out this winter project
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18377-en.html

We don't want to make you guys look bad.

This poker run is for all of our buddies with all types of boats.....cruisers (with no generator), smaller boats, sail boats, anything except cats. They are disqualified because we don't sit down to pee. :party-smiley-020:

yeah and make sure all the posts about organizing this event are deleted so no one can show proof of a governing body to sue if a tragic event happens. I plan on going cany azzing for as long as possible too. :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

oh yeah and wstultz takes it in the can

I heard that joew was having generator trouble all night saturday and that it really doesn't work at all..........

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

F.O.

"Would you like that Coke in the can?"



































"NoooooooIIIII"lllll take it right here's fine"

ok, first of all there are 52 cards ( "52 card pick up" for example ) in a deck plus jokers, so 3 x 52 = 156 + 3 jokers is 159 not 153

2nd it costs $100 for 5 extra cards but a whole hand costs $200 thats good thinking. 40 cards left equals 8 extra hands.

3rd why have stops at all if all the cards are given out at the end, what are you going to do take the sales tour at Bella vita and register for the 13" big screen color TV????

4th can hands be combined to make better hands ( i hope not but i should be covered )

5th why on earth would you have wild cards, is the thought of playing regular 5 card stud make you a little excited so you have to put some JR high in to it ( which probably also excites you ) what if a wild card is drawn in 3rd/4th place instance you mentioned??

6th you have a contest to see who has the best 5 card stud hand to see who gets to sit at the final table to play twenty more rounds of (texas) hold em??? skip the first five card stud game, the stops, the registration and just go to your house, stand in a circle, every jacks off and the first three who cum on your neighbor sitting in the middle ( or Wednesday, they could play a hand off holdem to see who gets the honor ) and then let those three split the pot.


Jesus Chr_st your aggravating, its like playing cards with my little sisters kids!!!!

Oh and i didnt read must be present to win so some honest son of biatch call me and i will give you some cash and i will split the winnings with you!!!

Damn Andy, can you fit any more boats on your signiture block????????:eek:

i have to concure

OK first since you aren't going to be there. fu(k off.

I will give you props on the math, but as the rules state. There is only 1 deck for every 10 hands out there. if there is only 19 hands sold then there is only 106 cards in play with the jokers. 3rd deck does not come into play until after the 21'st hand. Because 21 hands only needs 105 cards.

Second, I know there are jokers in the deck. I am only using one for each deck. 1 total for each deck, like it says in the original email.

You can not buy 5 extra cards. I don't see anywhere where it said 5 extra cards.

We don't pick up cards at the stop to avoid the "combined hands" that you suggest.

The possibility that there is a wild card card in the deck makes it insteresting since there cannot be combined hands.

Again, thanks for being that *******. If you would have just taken the time to think about what you read, you wouldn't have had to spend all of that time typing out a buch of gibberish that was all ready covered from the start.

and since we are quoting movie lines.

"Mox, your the dumbest, smart kid I know"

Why don't you bring your boat to Conroe, oh wait you don't have one.......:party-smiley-048:

It is an on going battle..... And fu(k you very much for asking:signs069:

Here's a nice wave eater/ rocket ship for someone.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1985-...QQcmdZViewItem

Taht guy must want a lot of money or someting. It has been for sale for a while.

1st of all i dont need you to give me props, i have about a dozen of them.

second i was just trying to help you, you are right it doesnt say you can buy 5 cards but it doesnt say you cant either. you should set the game up to be fun for everyone not just the guy with the most cash and rules should cover all the bases so there is no problems, remember you are combining pride, money, alcohol, and many small penises in the same event.

i really just want all of you to have fun because thats what two monkeys moving will be doing this weekend, and i dont want you messing up my great Outlaw poker run idea because i want to have more when i get back.

Combining hands is stopped with envelopes or writing the number of the hand on the card as it is pulled. but whatever dont listen to anything i say, make it as complicated as you like and then lie awake at night and wonder why every else gets laid and you ruin two pair of socks a day

and for the record, i will always be that "as_hole" and i didnt think anything i typed was gibberish, helpful maybe, entertaining definately!!

Happy Labor day fockers!

hmmmm, ok?!? Thanks for sharing your screen saver with us, chester the molester! Now i understand why your favorite sale at macy's is "little boys pants, half off"

i DO AGREE WITH ANDY ON THE COMBINING OF HANDS. cARD SHOULD BE IN AN ENVELOPE. bUT WHAT DO I CARE I CAN ONLY AFFORD ONE HAND.:D

Andy What Props You Have Laying Around?

" On the road again. "

didnt say they were laying around, 2 on mariah, 2 on houthboat, 2 on sutphen, 1 on cobalt, 1 pontoon just exagerated on number

" Just can't wait to get back on the road again."

It will be like the TOPPS run earlier this year. You pull your cards at the last stop. It seems to me that it is easier for everyone to just show up and pull their cards and put them on the boards. How could it get any easier than that?