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jeff1000man 08-30-2007 01:14 PM

No wonder Tom and Richard don't want to be around TOPPS any more.

BY U BOY 08-30-2007 01:15 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2254236)
I am going to be an total A-Hole.......

Keep it simple.....Get a bucket cut a hole in the top and place 1 deck of cards in there with no jokers. Cover up the hole, so players can not see the cards they are drawing.

If a person wants an extra card they buy it prior to the drawing. With a 3 extra card max.

You mark what cards they drew on a sheet of paper and put them back in the bucket.

Top 3 hands when


I would also do $50.00 a hand vs. $200.00 it increases everybody odds of winning. Anybody can buy hands. You can still have a good size pot.

This is they way Lake Travis does it... It is very fun and simple.

Before you give me a smart azz comment back....like " This is not Lake Travis" and so on.......It works it is proven....

I know I am the smartest kid in the class........I also know I have done and ran more poker runs than everyone here combined:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

50.00 would be good, that would give everyone better odds of winning.since everyone would buy more than one hand and passengers would by hands.

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2254263)
50.00 would be good, that would give everyone better odds of winning.since everyone would buy more than one hand and passengers would by hands.

It changes the theory of the game.

When I stated this, everyone said \\

"I don't care, I just want to drink and relax"

fu(king drink and relax then and quit bit(hin.

Comment not directly pointed at Buy u boy.

tomtbone1993 08-30-2007 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254262)
No wonder Tom and Richard don't want to be around TOPPS any more.

it is because we have been down this road before.....The best advice I can give is keep it very simple across the board...You could end up with some nice pay outs.....

BY U BOY 08-30-2007 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254260)
Maybe if this doesn't work we will go to your way.


Wouldn't it be cool to say "that is the way Lake Conroe" does it.

I don't see what the problem is. THere is absolutely no stress at all for the participants on this.

Basically you pay the money. Go ride in your friggin boat. come back. pull some cards and win some money.

I am taking all possibilities of extra cards out of play. And since Tom and andy don't like jokers how about that too.

How about if everybody keeps *****in, we just go to the dam just like everyone else every friggin weekend.:angry-smiley-055:

Jeff everyone wants to do this we just need to make it work so its easy and fun. Also it would be nice to buy more than one hand(better odds)some people may be able to buy more than 1 hand at 200 but some people won't. just my .02 for what its worth.More hands means more cards and better hands.

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 01:20 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2254268)
it is because we have been down this road before.....The best advice I can give is keep it very simple across the board...You could end up with some nice pay outs.....

We allready have some pretty good payout numbers for the amount people involved. Yours is a good idea. I need to see how it works out and I might change, but for now I hae other things on my desk that need to be dealt with.

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 01:23 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2254270)
Jeff everyone wants to do this we just need to make it work so its easy and fun. Also it would be nice to buy more than one hand(better odds)some people may be able to buy more than 1 hand at 200 but some people won't. just my .02 for what its worth.More hands means more cards and better hands.

200 a hand is less than half what we have paid for either TOPPS run this year, and there are no possibilities of extra hands in those runs.

No one said passengers couldn't buy hands.

txlefty 08-30-2007 01:24 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254267)
It changes the theory of the game.

When I stated this, everyone said \\

"I don't care, I just want to drink and relax"

fu(king drink and relax then and quit bit(hin.

Comment not directly pointed at Buy u boy.




OH $HIT now we're dealing in theroies and goverment conspiracies! :eek: :snide: :drool:




After reading all this $hit..... I NEED A FU(KIN BEER!!!! But I do like the $50 buy in..



Oh by the way, when do we give you our t-shirt sizes???

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 01:25 PM

After consideration, there will be changes made. I will post later.

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 01:26 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2254274)
OH $HIT now we're dealing in theroies and goverment conspiracies! :eek: :snide: :drool:




After reading all this $hit..... I NEED A FU(KIN BEER!!!! But I do like the $50 buy in..



Oh by the way, when do we give you our t-shirt sizes???


Forward all orders to

www.iwearashirtthesizeofapuptent.com

txlefty 08-30-2007 01:30 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254277)

Sweet.....

Where do you forward yours to???

www.baldingpotbelliedvirgins.com

tomtbone1993 08-30-2007 01:30 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254271)
We allready have some pretty good payout numbers for the amount people involved. Yours is a good idea. I need to see how it works out and I might change, but for now I hae other things on my desk that need to be dealt with.

Not trying to be a Di(k of all the different type of runs I have done, This was the easiest and the funest.

At $50.00 a hand I will still buy $200.00 worth. But I have no intentions on buying anymore. I can also tell you my passengers will buy hands as well for $50.00

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 01:34 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2254284)
Sweet.....

Where do you forward yours to???

www.baldingpotbelliedvirgins.com

Touche

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2254285)
Not trying to be a Di(k of all the different type of runs I have done, This was the easiest and the funest.

At $50.00 a hand I will still buy $200.00 worth. But I have no intentions on buying anymore. I can also tell you my passengers will buy hands as well for $50.00

I just don't know about the rest. There are a lot of cheap azzes in our midst.

I am listning. They way the guest list is blossoming, it might be better this way.

When this was going to be just a little deal, I really wanted to try my idea.

Do we adjust the payout structure to give the field more depth?

tomtbone1993 08-30-2007 01:38 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254293)
I am listning. They way the guest list is blossoming, it might be better this way.

When this was going to be just a little deal, I really wanted to try my idea.

Do we adjust the payout structure to give the field more depth?

I like the idea of 3 pay outs.....:cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 01:38 PM

Also, how do the extra cards play?

tomtbone1993 08-30-2007 01:44 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254299)
Also, how do the extra cards play?

The more I think about it the more I say do away with the extra cards.......

Let everyone draw 7 cards....best 5 makes a hand


Now if I draw 4 bad hands and want to play again, I just pony up more money.

Have a set cut off time for the card draw

BY U BOY 08-30-2007 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254299)
Also, how do the extra cards play?

20 BUCKS PER EXTRA CARD 4 CARDS MAX.

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 01:56 PM

OK How about this?


All hands must be bought at Papas meeting.

You will get a receipt for idividual hands at the meeting when you buy in.

After the run, you turn in your receipts for your hands.

Hands will be pulled from the bucket as Tom suggests. 1 deck only

If we pull 7, I say no wild cards. If we pull 5, I say leave the jokers in to make it interesting.

I don't think we should have re-pulls for ponying up more money because - for example.

If I had enough money in my pocket, I could draw all night until I won. If you pull enough cards your win would be guaranteed.

Still pay out the top 3 as earlier. No Hold- Em even though I think that would be cool.

No extra cards.

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2254318)
20 BUCKS PER EXTRA CARD 4 CARDS MAX.

It's not the amount of extra cards, It's how they play.

If I buy 1 hand and 4 extra cards, then I am playing a 9 card hand.

If I buy 4 hands and 4 extra cards, how do they play.

I am with Tbone on no extra cards.

tomtbone1993 08-30-2007 02:02 PM

They receipt would look like this, with the lines seperating. This is how you document your hand after you draw it. I would have some special stamp to mark each hand


Spade Heart Diamond Club

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

Jack

Queen

King

Ace

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2254333)
They receipt would look like this, with the lines seperating. This is how you document your hand after you draw it. I would have some special stamp to mark each hand


Spade Heart Diamond Club

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

Jack

Queen

King

Ace


I just thought, we could put into effect maximum of 1 re- pull.

You have to make the decision and pay before you walk away from the table. If you don't bring your re- pull money, you don't get to go to the car and get it. It would give the high hands the opportunity to decide if they need to pull another hand or not.

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 02:25 PM

We have enough hands promised to have a 4400 gross pot.

That would take 88 hands at 50 per.

I am not seeing that many potential hands RSVPing yet.

Still have to think about the buy in.

wstultz 08-30-2007 02:45 PM

What ever you do, make sure you get Lefty's money up front, paid in full!:D .......That shistie bastard.:evilb:

txlefty 08-30-2007 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2254386)
What ever you do, make sure you get Lefty's money up front, paid in full!:D .......That shistie bastard.:evilb:

Oh Thanks.....DI(k hole!!!!! I'll pay mine in quarters! :party-smiley-048:

bigandy 08-30-2007 02:49 PM

i dont know why ya'll are making this so difficult.......... i thought jeffs first plan was great!!!!!!!

But selling hands for $50 makes dam good sense, you might even sell 2 or 3 times as many hands :rolleyes: and have that much more BS to deal with but think of all the extra money???? Maybe it will even be cheap enough for girls to participate. That will simplify things for you.

$200 per hand, no limit on hands but no extra cards and if you can't afford that go home tonight and hit yourself in the head with a Tackhammer!!

if you are going to have a driver meeting at papas show him the respect of living by his philosophy,

KISS, Keep It Simple ( Stupid )

BY U BOY 08-30-2007 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2254362)
We have enough hands promised to have a 4400 gross pot.

That would take 88 hands at 50 per.

I am not seeing that many potential hands RSVPing yet.

Still have to think about the buy in.

Im in for 200.00 weather its for 1 hand 2 hands or 4 hands.
Im also for it being a 7 card pull.

I think we should still play hold em, but not part of the PR.

like i said before if we do a 50.00 buy in we have more hands and better odds.If all the people that commited to 200.00 then they will have no problem buying 4 hands.

tomtbone1993 08-30-2007 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2254394)

But selling hands for $50 makes dam good sense, you might even sell 2 or 3 times as many hands :rolleyes: and have that much more BS to deal with but think of all the extra money???? Maybe it will even be cheap enough for girls to participate. That will simplify things for you.

$200 per hand, no limit on hands but no extra cards and if you can't afford that go home tonight and hit yourself in the head with a Tackhammer!!

)

This comming from the guy who was a no show to the TOPPS run????:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:Also the same guy who blocked our view for some free drinks???

tomtbone1993 08-30-2007 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2254393)
Oh Thanks.....DI(k hole!!!!! I'll pay mine in quarters! :party-smiley-048:

borrowed quarters......


FYI jeff has no credit card machine.....he will only accept cash

wstultz 08-30-2007 03:00 PM

I wish I could be here for this......I would definitely enter my pop's pontoon boat.

bigandy 08-30-2007 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2254386)
What ever you do, make sure you get Lefty's money up front, paid in full!:D .......That shistie bastard.:evilb:


Maybe he will trade you two out of state bad checks, a gift card to Huber, three rolls of shiner bread from outback, some quarters out of wednesday's tip jar and then another check you can hold until they plat his subdivision. Unless he wins then its cash on the barrel head (as soon as you pay him). Wait what am i saying, he pays with louie's money for poker run's and spk's money for drinks!!! No worries...

:party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

Speakin of which, where the hell is SPK??? still in the pool at the Galves or did he pick up a nastycrack habit and he is sitting in a dark motel room, mattress in front of the door picking of the spiders crawling on him??????

SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!, SPICK!!!!

bigandy 08-30-2007 03:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2254399)
This comming from the guy who was a no show to the TOPPS run????:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:Also the same guy who blocked our view for some free drinks???

I was to busy makin $5.50 an hour running a cash register and last i checked i like drinks a whole lot more than any of you bastards, not to mention free drinks, i would park in front of my own grandparents for some free chit!!!

txlefty 08-30-2007 03:22 PM

Andy you don't want to start this little war "high roller".....

Just sit there at your $10 an hour job selling beer, cokes and pop corn, :food-smiley-007: and get off your lazy azz and get on the tractor and load them boats.....


Don't let me tell Mary Ann your not workin, she may throw you out and take back her truck you've been drivin!

By the way, where is your truck????? Hittin any mail boxes in Walden lately...you know there are looking for that "person". I bet I could pay all my entry fee and then some with that little tid-bit of info....:rolleyes: :hitfan:

tomtbone1993 08-30-2007 03:24 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2254430)
I was to busy makin $5.50 an hour running a cash register and last i checked i like drinks a whole lot more than any of you bastards, not to mention free drinks, i would park in front of my own grandparents for some free chit!!!

You need Jesus.....If Mickeal Vick can find him....I am sure you can as well....

bigandy 08-30-2007 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2254436)
Andy you don't want to start this little war "high roller".....

Just sit there at your $10 an hour job selling beer, cokes and pop corn, :food-smiley-007: and get off your lazy azz and get on the tractor and load them boats.....


Don't let me tell Mary Ann your not workin, she may throw you out and take back her truck you've been drivin!

By the way, where is your truck????? Hittin any mail boxes in Walden lately...you know there are looking for that "person". I bet I could pay all my entry fee and then some with that little tid-bit of info....:rolleyes: :hitfan:

To much like takin candy from a baby for me.... You are great lefty and i am not....

TopSpin80 08-30-2007 04:08 PM

What about the people that follow the run for the helicopter photo time but don't participate? :D

Ernie

wstultz 08-30-2007 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 2254500)
What about the people that follow the run for the helicopter photo time but don't participate? :D

Ernie

Helicopter???? You mean Jeff in a lawn chair with peddles and blades? Looking like some crappy version of a davinchi flying machine.

bigandy 08-30-2007 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 2254500)
What about the people that follow the run for the helicopter photo time but don't participate? :D

Ernie

when you get a hull then you can ask questions, until then hush! big people are talking!!!

jeff1000man 08-30-2007 04:46 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2254530)
Helicopter???? You mean Jeff in a lawn chair with peddles and blades? Looking like some crappy version of a davinchi flying machine.

I was going to strap baloons to a lawn chair

spk1 08-30-2007 04:49 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2254080)
Nice....One of my friends works at a bank, and her and 2 other people she knows got fired for looking at that picture. Their employers claimed they were distributing kiddy porn. What kind of a world is this? Why can't we just all get along ?? :circle:

Well sperm banks are pretty strict on porn policies. :party-smiley-048:


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