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tomtbone1993 04-04-2007 12:05 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2081076)
Tom no more post deleting

i will explain in Tickfaw:evilb:





Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2081075)
WOW I miss afew hours and yall have managed to get in 200+ post of pointless bullchit.keep up the work im still laughing:D i think i lost a few brain cells reading some of these post:drink:
AG rocks

i did not get chit done at work:drink:

bigandy 04-04-2007 12:05 AM

thats funny, trojan man your screen name should have been "dirty connection"

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 12:07 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2081191)
TROJAN..........MAAAAAAN !!!!! Looks like I gotta stop by to keep that crap talk down to a minimum.


Did you ask permission from the president before posting here. He may have some choice thoughts for you.

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 12:08 AM

Kevin,

1) mom said do not bring the trailer back to her house.

2) you forgot to mention there was no winch handle

3) Thanks for the favor- boat actually is on the trailer and in the storage:eureka:

tomtbone1993 04-04-2007 12:09 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081200)
Kevin,

1) mom said do not bring the trailer back to her house.

2) you forgot to mention there was no winch handle

3) Thanks for the favor- boat actually is on the trailer and in the storage:eureka:



with the help of:

Joew.

Lefty

and Tbone:cool:

bigandy 04-04-2007 12:10 AM

jeff stop turning this into your personal trailer update thread, click on his name and send him a damn PM

Trojan-man 04-04-2007 12:16 AM

Leave him alone Bigandy, his trailer is what gives his boat speeeeeed :D

bigandy 04-04-2007 12:18 AM

all of you go to bed, i mean seriuosly. i drove by three bars tonight that were empty trying to get a drink, if we are going to be awake at 12:30 grow a sack and go to the bar

tomtbone1993 04-04-2007 12:26 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2081213)
all of you go to bed, i mean seriuosly. i drove by three bars tonight that were empty trying to get a drink, if we are going to be awake at 12:30 grow a sack and go to the bar

we just came from the bar....:cool:

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 12:30 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2081201)
with the help of:

Joew.

Lefty

and Tbone:cool:

Yes thanks all of you also.

spk1 04-04-2007 12:51 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081200)
Kevin,

1) mom said do not bring the trailer back to her house.

2) you forgot to mention there was no winch handle

3) Thanks for the favor- boat actually is on the trailer and in the storage:eureka:

There was a winch handle when You left, :evilb: , Guess I shoulda tightened that nut. :D

spk1 04-04-2007 12:54 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081200)
Kevin,

1) mom said do not bring the trailer back to her house.

2) you forgot to mention there was no winch handle

3) Thanks for the favor- boat actually is on the trailer and in the storage:eureka:

Yea, I forgot to tell you I pizzed off the neighbors and the homeowners assoc., lol, I told her that you were comming to move it just for her. I guess she bought it.

bigandy 04-04-2007 01:01 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2081220)
we just came from the bar....:cool:

i learned in AA i shouldnt go to bars before 12 am becausse if i have more than threee hours straight drinking time i can tend to become a bit obtuse, maybe i should go far as to say obnoxious or less than courteous....

Trojan-man 04-04-2007 01:47 AM

I dont think most of the girls would say you were "a bit obtuse" after 20 Tuaca Vodkas and water......but funny never the less

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 09:02 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2081233)
There was a winch handle when You left, :evilb: , Guess I shoulda tightened that nut. :D

Axually, Joe noticed it wasn't there before we hooked onto it. Thanks for trying to cover though.

wstultz 04-04-2007 10:09 AM

Hey Jeff, I'm going to need you to officially change your screen name From Jeff1000man to MUSH MOUTH, and then everything will be O B K B!

spk1 04-04-2007 11:24 AM

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:evilb:

wstultz 04-04-2007 11:26 AM

Holy $hit, that's funny:D

By the way, SPK1 is that a dead spong bob in your pic?

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2081644)
:evilb:

That is even funnier when you see how many of the neighbors cats hang around that thing. I don't know how we didn't run any of them over

spk1 04-04-2007 12:07 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2081646)
Holy $hit, that's funny:D

By the way, SPK1 is that a dead spong bob in your pic?

He's just resting, :evilb:

spk1 04-04-2007 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081663)
That is even funnier when you see how many of the neighbors cats hang around that thing. I don't know how we didn't run any of them over

I brought my German Shepard a while back to clear some of them out of there,, but the neighbors called the police. Panorama PD doesnt play around :rolleyes:

Oh and thanks for making it sound like my mom lives in a trailer house with a bunch of feril cats, and etc. Im sure she appreciates it. :rolleyes: Tom , Joe, Hes trying to disrespect our hood. :evilb:

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 12:16 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2081701)
I brought my German Shepard a while back to clear some of them out of there,, but the neighbors called the police. Panorama PD doesnt play around :rolleyes:

Oh and thanks for making it sound like my mom lives in a trailer house with a bunch of feril cats, and etc. Im sure she appreciates it. :rolleyes: Tom , Joe, Hes trying to disrespect our hood. :evilb:

40' trailer + parked near a house = Trailer park:rolleyes:

spk1 04-04-2007 12:18 PM

Hmmm, how long did you talk to my mom,,, your starting to sound like her. :drink:

txlefty 04-04-2007 12:31 PM

It's true!!! Jeff's boat will do 45! I saw it with my own eyes! Going down hwy 105 at 11p.m.!!! Ya'll are a bunch of player haters!:D

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2081719)
It's true!!! Jeff's boat will do 45! I saw it with my own eyes! Going down hwy 105 at 11p.m.!!! Ya'll are a bunch of player haters!:D


On 1 engine at that...

wstultz 04-04-2007 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081736)
On 1 engine at that...


I will no longer respond to your comments until you refer to yourself as Mush Mouth!

wstultz 04-04-2007 01:20 PM

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Jeff is the one in green!:D

wstultz 04-04-2007 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2081782)
Jeff is the one in green!:D

Hay hay Hay

tomtbone1993 04-04-2007 01:28 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081704)
40' trailer + parked near a house = Trailer park:rolleyes:

hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm SPK1 I got this one:D


What does 2 white Dodges + 15 full trash cans + raggedy boat trailer + burn pile + golf cart + rusty jon boat = insurance claim adjuster:evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2081793)
hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm SPK1 I got this one:D


What does 2 white Dodges + 15 full trash cans + raggedy boat trailer + burn pile + golf cart + rusty jon boat = insurance claim adjuster:evilb: :evilb:


Car Salesman + 2 hour commute + 2 car notes + broken funtain = Lonely Fiance

tomtbone1993 04-04-2007 01:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081796)
Car Salesman + 2 hour commute + 2 car notes + broken funtain = Lonely Fiance

:D :D and she still wouldn't let you hit it:evilb:

tomtbone1993 04-04-2007 01:38 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2081774)
I will no longer respond to your comments until you refer to yourself as Mush Mouth!

or loose lips.....or full of chit:evilb:

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2081803)
:D :D and she still wouldn't let you hit it:evilb:


Hadn't thought of that, but thanks for the offer. :evilb:

spk1 04-04-2007 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2081793)
hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm SPK1 I got this one:D


What does 2 white Dodges + 15 full trash cans + raggedy boat trailer + burn pile + golf cart + rusty jon boat = insurance claim adjuster:evilb: :evilb:

Comming soon, 5 cats. :evilb:

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 01:44 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2081804)
or loose lips.....or full of chit:evilb:

Those will not be used.

THanks, Management

jeff1000man 04-04-2007 01:44 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2081812)
Comming soon, 5 cats. :evilb:


No thanks

txlefty 04-04-2007 01:48 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2081812)
Comming soon, 5 cats. :evilb:

It'd be the only PUZZY he'd be able to get! :D :evilb:

spk1 04-04-2007 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2081818)
It'd be the only PUZZY he'd be able to get! :D :evilb:

Oh and lefty comes in strong with a solid right! :D

wstultz 04-04-2007 01:52 PM

He He

tomtbone1993 04-04-2007 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081805)
Hadn't thought of that, but thanks for the offer. :evilb:

YOU MUST STILL BE DRUNK FROM THIS WEEKEND



Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2081796)
Car Salesman + 2 hour commute + 3 car notes + a fast fountain = PIMP



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