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txlefty 04-28-2007 11:31 AM

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Here's another sighting of the famous bandana butt pirate! :D

BY U BOY 04-28-2007 11:33 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2109270)
It's early by u boy. And I've got all day and a full glass of Hater-aid! :evilb:

I know but i wont have much time to play today thats why its gone now.

tomtbone1993 04-28-2007 11:34 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2109270)
It's early by u boy. And I've got all day and a full glass of Hater-aid! :evilb:

you know better than that. you and I both know you don't want any.....

txlefty 04-28-2007 11:35 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2109277)
I know but i wont have much time to play today thats why its gone now.

I definately want to touch base with bout getting a new stove for my crib! :D

BY U BOY 04-28-2007 11:36 AM

Anyone have any tricks to get a fuel sender tighter? I replaced mine lastnite and its not as tight as i would like. What can i do?Is there a type of sealent that would hold up on the outside if the sender?:( I don't want to get blowed up:eek:

BY U BOY 04-28-2007 11:37 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2109279)
you know better than that. you and I both know you don't want any.....

ME?:D

BY U BOY 04-28-2007 11:37 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2109281)
I definately want to touch base with bout getting a new stove for my crib! :D

What do you want?

tomtbone1993 04-28-2007 11:37 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2109238)
That's alot of crap from the boat captain that wears rainbow colored bandana's everytime he drives his boat. Is everyone who rides with you at Tickfaw gonna have matching rainbows?? FYI.....bandanas aren't cool! Keep that crap in Willis! :evilb:

FYI i will be taking 2 floor jacks and a 4 way to Tickfaw with us. In case anyone blows a tire. Lefty I will charge you $100.00 each tire strickley for that comment right their. The price could go higher if you do not choose to shut your piehole.

tomtbone1993 04-28-2007 11:38 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2109285)
ME?:D

no LEFTY:rolleyes:

BY U BOY 04-28-2007 11:40 AM

I wnat to leave for tickfaw now. Im having trouble sleeping:D

tomtbone1993 04-28-2007 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2109282)
Anyone have any tricks to get a fuel sender tighter? I replaced mine lastnite and its not as tight as i would like. What can i do?Is there a type of sealent that would hold up on the outside if the sender?:( I don't want to get blowed up:eek:

did you put on some teth long tape? the white chit?

BY U BOY 04-28-2007 11:41 AM

If there was a monument in my honor they would have to close mount rushmore for poor attendance.:drink:

BY U BOY 04-28-2007 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2109292)
did you put on some teth long tape? the white chit?

Nope just use the rubber gasket that was supplied with it.
What the phuck is teth long tape?

txlefty 04-28-2007 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2109287)
FYI i will be taking 2 floor jacks and a 4 way to Tickfaw with us. In case anyone blows a tire. Lefty I will charge you $100.00 each tire strickley for that comment right their. The price could go higher if you do not choose to shut your piehole.

Come on now where's the LOVE ????? :p I've got two sets of bearings, not sure if they'll fit every trailer. But I got'em in case anyone needs them. I hope everyone has got rooms I just call Best Western and got the last room for Kenny.

tomtbone1993 04-28-2007 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2109275)
Here's another sighting of the famous bandana butt pirate! :D

I understand with your hair plugs and your slow sled you don't have to worry about your rug.

txlefty 04-28-2007 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2109296)
Nope just use the rubber gasket that was supplied with it.
What the phuck is teth long tape?

That's Willis jive for Teflon Tape.....:stupid:

tomtbone1993 04-28-2007 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2109297)
Come on now where's the LOVE ????? :p I've got two sets of bearings, not sure if they'll fit every trailer. But I got'em in case anyone needs them. I hope everyone has got rooms I just call Best Western and got the last room for Kenny.

Kenny is a grown adult....what are you suckin him off now? T

BY U BOY 04-28-2007 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2109301)
That's Willis jive for Teflon Tape.....:stupid:

:drink:

In that case no i did not i forgot:eek: I put that on everything.
Ill give it a shot dont know if it will work.

txlefty 04-28-2007 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2109304)
:drink:

In that case no i did not i forgot:eek: I put that on everything.
Ill give it a shot dont know if it will work.

Hell if that don't work there's always DUCK TAPE! :evilb:

BY U BOY 04-28-2007 11:52 AM

Anyone have a 24p B1 they want to let me test?

BY U BOY 04-28-2007 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2109306)
Hell if that don't work there's always DUCK TAPE! :evilb:

Do i look like JC perf:D

BY U BOY 04-28-2007 11:54 AM

duck:drink:

txlefty 04-28-2007 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2109310)
duck:drink:

Wanted to make sure Tom understood! :evilb:

bigandy 04-28-2007 12:22 PM

whta time is everyone hitting the lake? its beautiful out here... "wet dream" is fixing to go in the water and Skank's a/c is been kicking since about 9 am

txlefty 04-28-2007 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2109330)
whta time is everyone hitting the lake? its beautiful out here... "wet dream" is fixing to go in the water and Skank's a/c is been kicking since about 9 am

So another beautiful day at the lake sittin at the dock eatin cheeto's, watchin child porn, calling high school girls? Andy must have died and gone to heaven! All you need now is to "borrow" Betty and a large jar of peanut butter! :evilb:

joew. 04-28-2007 01:06 PM

Slow day on the bs thread:(

tomtbone1993 04-28-2007 01:26 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2109308)
Anyone have a 24p B1 they want to let me test?

I think I do it might be a 25 or 26 it came off of my Stryker

tomtbone1993 04-28-2007 01:27 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2109345)
Slow day on the bs thread:(

that is because some of us are sellin and some of you are strokin....

jeff1000man 04-28-2007 01:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2109228)
Roll call
awake

Jeff
Lefty
Joew.
Me

still sleepin
SPK1
WStultz
Trojan-Man
BigAndy
BY U BOY
RColter
little louie

slackers.......

Wade was actually pouring concrete when I talked to him at 9. Where the **** is SPK1? He said he was going to come over and hand me parts today. Can't seem to get him on the phone. I bet his mom shot him for bringing that trailer back to her house.

I got both engines bolted in. Now all day hooking them up and Scary Mary will be out on the water, and top less. No hatch required tomorrow.

I am signing off. Will see ya'll later.

tomtbone1993 04-28-2007 01:30 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2109360)
Wade was actually pouring concrete when I talked to him at 9. Where the **** is SPK1? He said he was going to come over and hand me parts today. Can't seem to get him on the phone. I bet his mom shot him for bringing that trailer back to her house.

I got both engines bolted in. Now all day hooking them up and Scary Mary will be out on the water, and top less. No hatch required tomorrow.

I am signing off. Will see ya'll later.

get r done.....good luck ....use the force...break a leg....ect...ect...

tomtbone1993 04-28-2007 01:37 PM

I am thinkin about gettin a TABC license for Club 105. That way the beer trucks can just drop it off vs. us all having to pick it up daily:cool: :cool:

tomtbone1993 04-28-2007 01:50 PM

ATTETION:

Tonight @ Club 105 the hottest club in montgomery county will have no cover charge for the ladies.....

80's music will be playin

Betty and Tex will be around for your plesure

Beer will be ice cold along with great serivce

doors will open around 7:30 get your reservations now.....

A few of you might be lucky enough to get to do some wrenchin:cool:

joew. 04-28-2007 02:01 PM

Sweet, there is nothing I like doing more when my girlfriend is out of town then working on the smooth operator:rolleyes:

tomtbone1993 04-28-2007 02:19 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2109379)
Sweet, there is nothing I like doing more when my girlfriend is out of town then working on the smooth operator:rolleyes:

or sittin around shootin the chit with your boys......

joew. 04-28-2007 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2109385)
or sittin around shootin the chit with your boys......

I learned from the best... It is alot more fun then turning wrenches:D

So we get your boat runnin make a midnight bridge run with scarymary, crapshoot, Islander, and smooth Operator End up at casa de Jeff and drink all of his booze.

Sounds good, on two and break!!!!:D

txlefty 04-28-2007 03:30 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2109359)
that is because some of us are sellin and some of you are strokin....

:D Amen on the sellin! Just wrote a contract for 322K on a house ! Beers and cheese fries at outback! :evilb:

txlefty 04-28-2007 03:34 PM

What we need is to hire Dustin to bartend at Club 105. And have Outback deliever cheese fries and kid steaks ! Get a few t.v.'s ect.ect. :D

BY U BOY 04-28-2007 03:41 PM

I have been so busy i have had no time to work on the boat.

Trojan-man 04-28-2007 03:54 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2109379)
Sweet, there is nothing I like doing more when my girlfriend is out of town then working on the smooth operator:rolleyes:

who said she was out of town :D :eek: :drink:

Trojan-man 04-28-2007 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2109360)
Wade was actually pouring concrete when I talked to him at 9. Where the **** is SPK1? He said he was going to come over and hand me parts today. Can't seem to get him on the phone. I bet his mom shot him for bringing that trailer back to her house.

I got both engines bolted in. Now all day hooking them up and Scary Mary will be out on the water, and top less. No hatch required tomorrow.

I am signing off. Will see ya'll later.

Wade was not pouring concrete, he was standing in the street smoking cigarettes watching the vatos do it. :D


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