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txlefty 06-05-2007 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2152014)
It could be a mother and son double wedding. I don't think the women should wear white though:evilb:

Holy Chit that's funny Batman! :evilb: Armstrong had all the parts I need! Now if George can get Armstrong in the water today I might be in the water tomorrow afternoon! :rolleyes:

spk1 06-05-2007 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2152025)
a$$hole :(

I know its these times that you strike out at those closest to you, so I will let that slide,, whats most important now is that you let us go ahead with the group intervention,, and get you to the nearest fully nude strip club. You need a coochie transfusion, before you black out. :evilb:

bigandy 06-05-2007 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2152026)
Who is knocked up for $500 Alex?? :evilb:

Hey that kind of thing isnt funny to joke about!! Not wearing white? Now thats pretty dam funny, but also inappropriate.

BY U BOY 06-05-2007 04:27 PM

http://media.putfile.com/Catron-Murphy-Wedding:evilb: :evilb:

bigandy 06-05-2007 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2152029)
Did armstrong have a peniscillin shot for you too, that would include all the parts you need....:evilb:

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

RARMSTRONG 06-05-2007 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2152027)
Holy Chit that's funny Batman! :evilb: Armstrong had all the parts I need! Now if George can get Armstrong in the water today I might be in the water tomorrow afternoon! :rolleyes:

I don't think so:eek:

BY U BOY 06-05-2007 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2152036)
In case any of you haven't figured it out yet my A$$HOLE, Gay, homosexual brother is at my house and has highjacked my computer.

:drink: :drink: :D

spk1 06-05-2007 04:29 PM

HOLY SHYT!!!! WE MUST PAUSE THE BS FOR TODAY GUYS THERE IS A CITY WIDE EMERGENCYYY!!!!!!! I HAVE DECIDED I AM GOING TO TAKE EVERY THING AND RUN FOR MAYOR OF HOUSTON SHYT HAS GOTTEN WAYY OUT OF CONTROL,, I WILL NEED YOUR VOTES AND SUPPORT!
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...o/4861865.html

spk1 06-05-2007 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2152031)
Hey that kind of thing isnt funny to joke about!! Not wearing white? Now thats pretty dam funny, but also inappropriate.

I must concurr,, alimony and child support puts a huge dent in the boating budget.

"I think its Yours"
Is never a funny phrase.

joew. 06-05-2007 04:33 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2152031)
Hey that kind of thing isnt funny to joke about!! Not wearing white? Now thats pretty dam funny, but also inappropriate.

Two much???? I thought I cleaned it up pretty good.:cool:

wstultz 06-05-2007 04:36 PM

Get out of my house before I have Betty sick your balls!

And by the way your smokin deal on the Banana just got canceled.

txlefty 06-05-2007 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by RARMSTRONG (Post 2152037)
I don't think so:eek:

He Tom get off the Prez's link......already paid him! Met him at papa's earlier! Nice try though! :D

spk1 06-05-2007 04:36 PM

I will take this pause in post as all of you reading my link at the same time with your mouths wide open ,, and repeating "This CANt Be",,,,,,,,, Dont Worry guyss,,, Im going to get myself on the ballot,, and by the time I am done we will have a strip club next to ever school and church in the whole city...
1. Why next to the schools you ask??
They are only there dancing to pay their way through school,, and its our civic duty to help out.

2. Why next to the church?
Are you Phu(king crazy,, IM not going near that one,, even I dont want to go to Hell!

:evilb: :evilb:

wstultz 06-05-2007 04:41 PM

u r in serious threat of me deleting the BS thread

BY U BOY 06-05-2007 04:42 PM

There will be no deletion of the BS thread.

wstultz 06-05-2007 04:43 PM

That's up to di(khole Chad.

joew. 06-05-2007 04:44 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2152056)
u r in serious threat of me deleting the BS thread

Because you got your balls busted or because you don't have a boat and anything valuable to bring to the cnversation???:confused: :eek: :evilb:

wstultz 06-05-2007 04:46 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2152063)
Because you got your balls busted or because you don't have a boat and anything valuable to bring to the cnversation???:confused: :eek: :evilb:


No because I'm going to take my knife and cut off both of Chad's balls when I get there.

and I still have a boat A-hole.

spk1 06-05-2007 04:46 PM

Was that across the line? lol Or was it just smudging it a little, lol

spk1 06-05-2007 04:47 PM

Wade you must ask yourself this question,, are you closer to your shop? Or closer to the Trojan? :eureka:

wstultz 06-05-2007 04:49 PM

I was taking it easy on him because he was my own blood but that's it, the gloves are off.

Joe, you know how everyone busts your balls because your father in law bought your cruiser.......My Dad owns ALL of the Trojan.

spk1 06-05-2007 04:49 PM

I just got word,, the Trojan is taking on water,,,,, the bilge pumps are just barely keeping up,,,but the shore power has beeen disconnected so there isnt much timeee :evilb:

wstultz 06-05-2007 04:50 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2152067)
Wade you must ask yourself this question,, are you closer to your shop? Or closer to the Trojan? :eureka:

Good call, but cutting it in half with my chainsaw would only help them on insurance. Since the boat is only worth $1.00 and it is insured for much more.

bigandy 06-05-2007 04:50 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2152071)
I was taking it easy on him because he was my own blood but that's it, the gloves are off.

Joe, you know how everyone busts your balls because your father in law bought your cruiser.......My Dad owns ALL of the Trojan.

i heard his balls squish from my house when you kicked them just now!!!!!!!

joew. 06-05-2007 04:51 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2152071)
I was taking it easy on him because he was my own blood but that's it, the gloves are off.

Joe, you know how everyone busts your balls because your father in law bought your cruiser.......My Dad owns ALL of the Trojan.

:(

spk1 06-05-2007 04:52 PM

I should have left an hour ago ,, now I have to sit in traffic for pentance for my addiction. I will long on in conroe. Laterrr!

joew. 06-05-2007 04:52 PM

============Partners di(k

Hey wade do you want me to pull the sutphen around so you can have one last ride before it is sold/breaks:p

bigandy 06-05-2007 04:53 PM

Houthboooooat trip to papas tonight be in walden around 6 and we will drink for free until everyone gets there. i need some idea of what time we can shove off!!! Let me know who has interest!!

joew. 06-05-2007 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2152080)
I should have left an hour ago ,, now I have to sit in traffic for pentance for my addiction. I will long on in conroe. Laterrr!

Call me when you role in

joew. 06-05-2007 05:02 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2152082)
Houthboooooat trip to papas tonight be in walden around 6 and we will drink for free until everyone gets there. i need some idea of what time we can shove off!!! Let me know who has interest!!

Sounds like a plan if I am still invited:( :D

Trojan-man 06-05-2007 05:03 PM

what the hell, i go and check 3 jobs, my phone batt dies, and I come back to this, kiss my arse wade !!!

The trojan loan is in my name, so how could dad own the boat dumba$$...besides, you have ridden on my boat more than your own, I would not disrespect your lake taxi if I were you...

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 05:04 PM

To be serious for a short moment. Since everyone on this thread likes to post links to ebay, boattrader, ect...ect... when you cut off Chadwicks balls will you post them on Ebay? Thanks in advance for your time.

Trojan-man 06-05-2007 05:06 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2152105)
To be serious for a short moment. Since everyone on this thread likes to post links to ebay, boattrader, ect...ect... when you cut off Chadwicks balls will you post them on Ebay? Thanks in advance for your time.

If you do, I will use jeff's auction sniper and buy them back, for less than they cost me now .. :drink:

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 05:07 PM

Last week Joe and Pops roll over to my crib after Outback. I go outside and loose sight of JoeW. Pops says he is upstairs taking a Lefty. I hall azz upstairs to make sure he is not on my computer for OSO:D :D

Trojan-man 06-05-2007 05:07 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2152081)
============Partners di(k

Hey wade do you want me to pull the sutphen around so you can have one last ride before it is sold/breaks:p

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 06-05-2007 05:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2152112)
Last week Joe and Pops roll over to my crib after Outback. I go outside and loose sight of JoeW. Pops says he is upstairs taking a Lefty. I hall azz upstairs to make sure he is not on my computer for OSO:D :D

right now captain Tupolof is disarming the safety mechanisms from all his torpedos........he won't make the same mistake twice...

Ryan.....be careful at what you shoot at, some thingshs in here don't react well to bulletshs....

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 05:10 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2152082)
Houthboooooat trip to papas tonight be in walden around 6 and we will drink for free until everyone gets there. i need some idea of what time we can shove off!!! Let me know who has interest!!

Pick me up on the way.

Do you promise to fall asleep/ pass out again so that we can have george drive us home with no steering wheel. :evilb:

Trojan-man 06-05-2007 05:11 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2152117)
Pick me up on the way.

Do you promise to fall asleep/ pass out again so that we can have george drive us home with no steering wheel. :evilb:

it wouldn't be right if everything on a boat worked.....:eek: :drink:

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 05:12 PM

Steak night sounds fun tonight for some silly reason......i hope they are stocked up on Captin Morgan

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 05:12 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2152112)
Last week Joe and Pops roll over to my crib after Outback. I go outside and loose sight of JoeW. Pops says he is upstairs taking a Lefty. I hall azz upstairs to make sure he is not on my computer for OSO:D :D


I am glad no one realized that I went out of town last week and left the back door un locked. There could have been disastrous consequences. :eek:


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