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wstultz 03-15-2007 10:40 AM

Big Andy's house boat will be in the cove this evening so anyone coming out needs to tie up to the Scanktuary. We need to dominate the cove biatches.

tomtbone1993 03-15-2007 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2058331)
Who's Connie?

leftys old fling:evilb:

wstultz 03-15-2007 12:20 PM

Was she his new fling until Andy took over?

tomtbone1993 03-15-2007 12:49 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2058760)
Was she his new fling until Andy took over?

no jeff cock blocked this chick:evilb:

tomtbone1993 03-15-2007 01:22 PM

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a pic of Connie

wstultz 03-15-2007 02:11 PM

Nice!

spk1 03-15-2007 03:34 PM

OK,
Its 3:00 thursday, whos at the lake,? and who has real jobs? hehe. Ya Bastids!

wstultz 03-15-2007 04:18 PM

I'm at my real job with no pay and it sucks:mad:

spk1 03-15-2007 04:38 PM

I hear ya, when the wistle blows,, you need to get out there,, rememberrr the lights say on till 8 or 9 pm now, :drink:

tomtbone1993 03-16-2007 12:05 AM

I have my money that Andys 41 Gibson can out run Scary Mary & Crap shoot

wstultz 03-16-2007 11:19 AM

We can surf 4 deep behind that thing!

tomtbone1993 03-16-2007 11:58 AM

How many lenghts should Andy give them?

joew. 03-16-2007 12:00 PM

What is up ladies? I finally got my $44.95 saved up so I can bs with you clowns.
I think I know how Andy can party so hard and still have a heart beat. Does anybody remember in Back to the Future III when Marty and Doc made the train go back in time???? That is what the Gibson can do!!! Once he hits 88 miles an hour he goes back in time and gets to sleep until noon. To bad he still sleeps on the floor in the Gibson.

Just a thought. I look forward to the ball busting.

tomtbone1993 03-16-2007 12:30 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2060002)
What is up ladies? I finally got my $44.95 saved up so I can bs with you clowns.
I think I know how Andy can party so hard and still have a heart beat. Does anybody remember in Back to the Future III when Marty and Doc made the train go back in time???? That is what the Gibson can do!!! Once he hits 88 miles an hour he goes back in time and gets to sleep until noon. To bad he still sleeps on the floor in the Gibson.

Just a thought. I look forward to the ball busting.

Thank you for your deep insight............I had not thought of it in that way....

wstultz 03-16-2007 12:33 PM

We hit 88 and the water-fuel seperator got full on one engine, the boat went sideways, and we all ended up with our pants on backwards. You figure that one out! It's amazing that the beast gets on plane and can stay on plane w/ one engine.

tomtbone1993 03-16-2007 12:56 PM

how bad of a azz whoopin could the Gibson give to Scary Mary & Crap Shoot????????

tomtbone1993 03-16-2007 01:02 PM

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http://cgi.ebay.com/NECA-A-CHRISTMAS...ayphotohosting

spk1 03-16-2007 01:47 PM

Oh i can tell alot of work is going to get done today, :drink:

joew. 03-16-2007 01:57 PM

I am workin on a bed sore on my ass in this office

txlefty 03-16-2007 02:01 PM

Damn I don't want to be at work with a hangover! :( I bet the gibson would beat tom's ride.....kinda like the old nursery rhyme of the rabbit and the turtle! Not how fast you start.....just gotta finish! :p

spk1 03-16-2007 02:04 PM

Joe,,

Use ebay,, it keeps you on the edge of your seat,, plus make you look like your actually working. :drink: Just dont buy a penis enlagement pump or some shyt like that,, cuz tom will find it in your history and post it all over the net. ehhe :evilb:

txlefty 03-16-2007 02:06 PM

t-bone what the hell tournament did you win ? I clicked on it and it looks like you won some kind of chinese checkers tournament? Hope you got a REAL NICE set of steak knives!:D

joew. 03-16-2007 02:18 PM

The problem with ebay is I spend more then I make. Speaking of ebay I am now the owner of 6 8' vhf antennas if anyone needs one. I don't really need six. So what is the plan for the weekend?

George if you want I can mount the antennas on your scoops so atleast they will serve a purpose. cold blooded!!!!!!

spk1 03-16-2007 02:24 PM

Oh,, You bought 6 antenna's huh,, well I get a little free time in my day and make an offer on another dayum boat, and here I was sitting back thinking about how nice it was to not have boat problems. :chimp:
I hope he doesnt take my offer, lol. If so,, I will have a few empty spots in the truck on my way to miami.

joew. 03-16-2007 02:27 PM

What boat? Can I find it on the net?

spk1 03-16-2007 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2060055)
We hit 88 and the water-fuel seperator got full on one engine, the boat went sideways, and we all ended up with our pants on backwards. You figure that one out! It's amazing that the beast gets on plane and can stay on plane w/ one engine.

The planing thing wouldnt amaze me,, except for the fact that he does it while towing 2 or 3 broken down powerboats. hehe :cool:

spk1 03-16-2007 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2060189)
What boat? Can I find it on the net?

Exactlyyy! :D Its not on the net yet, but I can send you a pic or two to your email.

joew. 03-16-2007 02:29 PM

[email protected]

wstultz 03-16-2007 02:36 PM

I found the leg lamp last night and e-mailed a link to Andy. Yes, being at work hungover SSSSUUUUCCCCKKKKKSSS. You coons stay off of e-bay.

spk1, what boat is it? The apache forum has been blowing up a 28 for $25000.

wstultz 03-16-2007 02:37 PM

Fragile......must be Italian.

wstultz 03-16-2007 02:39 PM

George's boat is like Raisin Bran....It has two scoops.:D

joew. 03-16-2007 02:41 PM

nice

wstultz 03-16-2007 02:47 PM

zing!

spk1 03-16-2007 02:49 PM

Ok its on the way.

spk1 03-16-2007 02:50 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2060205)
I found the leg lamp last night and e-mailed a link to Andy. Yes, being at work hungover SSSSUUUUCCCCKKKKKSSS. You coons stay off of e-bay.

spk1, what boat is it? The apache forum has been blowing up a 28 for $25000.

Yea I could be a d_ck and zip in on that one,, but I got the feeling that one is gone. Love that boat tho. 525 sc!! no more questions, :drink:

spk1 03-16-2007 03:15 PM

Oh,Wade, and you would be mad at me if I showed you,, its a yelllow sutphen. and its..... :evilb: j/kk. Its just a single engine low maintainence lo gas special 29ft nothing too exciting,, just enough to carry the cold brew to the island as needed,this summer lol.

wstultz 03-16-2007 03:26 PM

sounds like a winner!

joew. 03-16-2007 04:03 PM

Were is the party tonight? My alcohol level has gotten low late in the day and I need some assistance. We could all go over to Tom's storage and watch him not work on his boat, any takers;)

tomtbone1993 03-16-2007 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2060309)
Were is the party tonight? My alcohol level has gotten low late in the day and I need some assistance. We could all go over to Tom's storage and watch him not work on his boat, any takers;)

sounds like a good plan I have all the parts:cool:

tomtbone1993 03-16-2007 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2060149)
Damn I don't want to be at work with a hangover! :( I bet the gibson would beat tom's ride.....kinda like the old nursery rhyme of the rabbit and the turtle! Not how fast you start.....just gotta finish! :p



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