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txlefty 03-17-2007 11:41 AM

Tom, JEGS just called sales are down by 20% for the week, wanna know if you'd go ahead and place an order!
Oh and VESSEL ASSIST is bored wanna know when they can come either give you gas or tow you around the lake! :D

tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 11:41 AM

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tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2061210)
Tom, JEGS just called sales are down by 20% for the week, wanna know if you'd go ahead and place an order!
Oh and VESSEL ASSIST is bored wanna know when they can come either give you gas or tow you around the lake! :D

tell them to call Jeff00000001 I have no need for either of them:cool: :cool:

tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 11:47 AM

by the way Connie called and said............well never mind

txlefty 03-17-2007 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2061213)

read this!

joew. 03-17-2007 11:49 AM

Man I feel better. Now I know how George's Bilge pump feels with all that oil.

tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2061226)
read this!

very nice:cool:

txlefty 03-17-2007 11:53 AM

What are you doing with oil in your AZZ? You guys at David Weekley are ***s! :D

tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 11:53 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2061228)
Man I feel better. Now I know how George's Bilge pump feels with all that oil.

Thats ok it just the "over flow":chimp:

txlefty 03-17-2007 11:57 AM

Gotta keep her well LUBED!:p

tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 11:57 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2061232)
What are you doing with oil in your AZZ? You guys at David Weekley are ***s! :D

i think its all you realestate guys have issues

txlefty 03-17-2007 11:59 AM

I have to say there is a hell of alot of work going on today! I'm sure our bosses will appreciate it ! :D

tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2061240)
I have to say there is a hell of alot of work going on today! I'm sure our bosses will appreciate it ! :D

mine is reading this with me laughing his azz off:evilb:

txlefty 03-17-2007 12:19 PM

Mine called.....had secretary take a message said I was way too busy to talk! :D

tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 12:32 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2061260)
Mine called.....had secretary take a message said I was way too busy to talk! :D

he was just going to let you know how nice the lake was today....

joew. 03-17-2007 12:44 PM

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another productive day

tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2061290)
another productive day

very nice.........the truth is out there:evilb:

joew. 03-17-2007 01:58 PM

were all da white woman

txlefty 03-17-2007 02:06 PM

Ya know.....We've been taking it easy on the ISLANDER. I guess if we go there I don't wanna piss off Kim's dad! :D

joew. 03-17-2007 02:08 PM

That's right and your name just got taken off the contract.....biach

txlefty 03-17-2007 02:08 PM

Let us know if the Williams brothers can come out and play tonight....better yet should we ask Kelly and Kim if ya'll can get a hall pass!?! :eek:

txlefty 03-17-2007 02:11 PM

Now up to bat for the home team....Lefty, he's a righty swinging for the fence! :D

joew. 03-17-2007 02:14 PM

The only difference between us and you is when we buy our girls drinks and dinner we get laid in return. You go home rub out some nuckle children wishing you were us.

joew. 03-17-2007 02:15 PM

that and you like guys!!!

txlefty 03-17-2007 02:20 PM

DAMN are you throwing yard darts! Just make sure the Islander has plenty of gas! Hate for you to have to park it again on one engine.....like a monkey f-in a football! Captin Joe! :drink:

joew. 03-17-2007 02:24 PM

I thought I made it pretty clear that night to shut the f!@# up:D

The San Jacinto River Athority called they wnat there sand back:evilb:

joew. 03-17-2007 02:31 PM

Hey George, I just talked to Mike at inland he said he can get you a discount if you buy your impellers by the dozen. Let me know if you want 24 or 36.

cold blooded!!!!

jeff1000man 03-17-2007 02:35 PM

I can see that I have missed a lot while I was away. Nice of you guys to throw darts while a guys back is turned. I am glad you guys have to sit in the office to get paid. I have been getting paid to walk on the beach, drink beer and look at boobies. :evilb: I will be posting appropriatly as the weekend progresses.

joew. 03-17-2007 02:39 PM

Glad to have you back, did you meet any nice guys while you were away?

jeff1000man 03-17-2007 02:42 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2061388)
Glad to have you back, did you meet any nice guys while you were away?

OH, did Kim give you permission to go to log on to OSO today??

joew. 03-17-2007 02:46 PM

No so don't tell anybody:D

tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 02:48 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2061366)
The only difference between us and you is when we buy our girls drinks and dinner we get laid in return. You go home rub out some nuckle children wishing you were us.




:eek: :eek: :eek: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2061383)
I can see that I have missed a lot while I was away. Nice of you guys to throw darts while a guys back is turned. I am glad you guys have to sit in the office to get paid. I have been getting paid to walk on the beach, drink beer and look at boobies. :evilb: I will be posting appropriatly as the weekend progresses.

I am glad you are back as well. How bad do you think you will get spanked by Andy's Gibson?

tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2061379)
Hey George, I just talked to Mike at inland he said he can get you a discount if you buy your impellers by the dozen. Let me know if you want 24 or 36.

cold blooded!!!!

will the same discount apply for transmissions as well?



-George

jeff1000man 03-17-2007 02:56 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2061404)
I am glad you are back as well. How bad do you think you will get spanked by Andy's Gibson?

I would actually have to get it running first. With the brash opininions and rude comments about my poor old boat going around I have decided to only run it on cold rainy days and late at night when no one is around.

tomtbone1993 03-17-2007 03:01 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2061409)
I would actually have to get it running first. With the brash opininions and rude comments about my poor old boat going around I have decided to only run it on cold rainy days and late at night when no one is around.

sounds good..... if you do happen to see a helicopter with a camera man.....please put on a shirt:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 03-17-2007 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2061412)
sounds good..... if you do happen to see a helicopter with a camera man.....please put on a shirt:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

I found your alter ego in front of the radisson scaring all of the girls. It might be Bigandy though.

jeff1000man 03-17-2007 03:13 PM

I am back out for more boobie pics.:evilb: :drink: :D

txlefty 03-17-2007 03:25 PM

Damn I hope Jeff doesn't get killed by C Blocking on Padre Island....I can read the headines..Nobody got laid at Spring Break! Some Old Bald Guy C@ck Blocks entire island!
He goes to the beach and takes pics of some old fat guy! What the Hell? :eek:

txlefty 03-17-2007 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2061383)
I can see that I have missed a lot while I was away. Nice of you guys to throw darts while a guys back is turned. I am glad you guys have to sit in the office to get paid. I have been getting paid to walk on the beach, drink beer and look at boobies. :evilb: I will be posting appropriatly as the weekend progresses.

Your the only guy I know who is getting paid to be on the beach at Spring Break and your in your hotel room typing on your damn computer! Now go out there and get us some BOOBIE pictures DAMN IT! Ya know....you send the boy to school and damn.......:(


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