what a whore.

It's 4:55 and I'm getting the hell outta here! So what up for Saint Paddy's day? Green beer on the Scantuary? Ok ,ok, 0k,ok ..What's the difference between Saint Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day? HUMMMM?

true story

On Saint Patrick's day EVERYONE is Irish! :D :evilb:

what is the difference

I like green beer I want some now

Call me later if ya wanna go torment Tom while he's turning wrenches! Or drink a beer, or BOTH! :eureka:

didn't you just show up???:eek: :evilb:

Tom you need a pit crew and some motivation to put that thing back together. I will take care of the motivation. "HELLO MY NAME IS MATT FOLEY, AND I AM HERE TO TELL YOU WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU DO NOT GET OFF YOUR AZZ AND FINISH THAT BOAT. YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!, SO FROM NOW ON HERE IS YOU HERE IS ME! WHAT'S THAT YOU WANT TO BE A WRITTER, WELL LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE US A REGULAR BILL SHAKESPEAR! WELL IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN USING YOUR PAPER NOT FOR WRITTING BUT FOR ROLLIN DUBBIES" Hope thatr helps, now go get'm tiger!

wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt????????

lefty's new website


www.boatswithoutblowersbuthavescoops.com

jeffoooo1 new website


www.igotsmokedbyagibson.com

Questions that will be asked at the 1st general meeting

Did anyone else see that freight train pass me on the lake?

-Jeff



Does anyone know where Jeff went with my date?


-George



Can I really bbq with my motor oil?


-Wade



Is hair club for men right for me?


-Chad


Did anyone see the bath tub I passed?

-Andy



Can Andy offend anymore of my friends?

-Kelly


Does this shirt make my arms look bigger?

-Colter

bring it on....lets get er done......:cool:

I always thought my 9" was normal?

-Joe

What is it like changing your oil and not having half a piston in it?
-Tom

Hey did you guys see me on Date Line's special on how to catch a child predator last night?

-George

good stuff

just for the record its,

Skanktuary
Dabut, TX

and we shall be in the water tomorrow, however i am going to have breakfast and lunch at Goose's Acre before hand so i may need a co-pilot.

Got on plane in the no wake zone in front of papas thursday night and a bartender called me today, said i sent o wave over the bulkhead!!!!

Does the planning speed only law apply for houseboats on Lake Conroe at night?

-Andy


Do you think I can smoke Scary Mary & Crap Shoot with one engine off, and 40 conroe tiger girls?

-Andy

its easier to just change engines.........:cool:

Well it looks like the smooth operator will wait another week since tbone is going to get drunk tonight and sleep until 4:00 on Sunday. And since Kelly is gone I am sure George will be "just sleeping on the couch again"

You know how I know your gay?

:cool: :cool:

Were did you get my private S&M photos

It is apparent it is time for Smooth Operator to brought out for a special mission. Just like Air Wolf they did not pull it out for just a helicopter ride. Smooth Operator is for special missions only. I got a call from Mitch & Murray. I am from downtown. I told them I would do them the favor. The gibson will be my first victim:cool:

It must be vvvvveeeeeeeerrrrryyyy special missions.

I ain't scared to drink green beer off the Skank.....I mean Andy's boat! :D Tom what are the chances to make TOPPS t-shirts for Tickfaw, everyone going can represent during the run! We need to make some cool ones....NO MIAMI VICE crap! Unless you dress up as TUBBS! I gotta hell of an afro for ya! I'll even let you ride with me, cause I know your bucket will still be in the barn! :snide:

Special Mission my AZZ! What is it seek and DESTROY!:D

Kelly is off tonight, beers will be consumed, lies will be told, plans for Smooth Operators first victim will be discussed:cool: :cool:

1st Andys boat will smoke Crap Shoot


2nd New TOPPS gear is on its way, you are on a need to know bases


3rd Are you even a member yet? We have received no paperwork or our $200.00


4th never ever ever disrespect Smooth Operator


5th I don't ride in all show no go boats.......




:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

All we ever hear from smooth operator is talk talk talk talk! :eek: We need alot less talking and alot more turning! :D

In order to be in the race, you at least have to be IN the water! Don't worry you have at least 7 more months to get there!

Crap Shoot will get it.......that is a promise.....soon very very soon......

Is Richard going? If so I may just ride with him so I can keep my nails clean and finish the race!!!!!! zing

how do you come up with these mean harsh words.......:( :evilb:

picture of Crap Shoots blowers underneath his "scoops"





















































..............:evilb: :evilb:

I'm sorry. Do you forgive me

Have I said how excited I am to be at work today! This Sucks! :mad:

If you need me I will be in the head takin a George and wipping my Tom....

no chit.......it is badazz out side:(