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Trojan-man 06-05-2007 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2152072)
I just got word,, the Trojan is taking on water,,,,, the bilge pumps are just barely keeping up,,,but the shore power has beeen disconnected so there isnt much timeee :evilb:

Are you remisniscing about your boating days spick1 ?? You will have these problems again soon enough, don't worry little buddy ..:bunny:

Trojan-man 06-05-2007 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2152123)
I am glad no one realized that I went out of town last week and left the back door un locked. There could have been disastrous consequences. :eek:

No one even realized you went out of town :evilb: :evilb: :drink:

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 05:15 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2152102)
what the hell, i go and check 3 jobs, my phone batt dies, and I come back to this, kiss my arse wade !!!

The trojan loan is in my name, so how could dad own the boat dumba$$...besides, you have ridden on my boat more than your own, I would not disrespect your lake taxi if I were you...

A brothers love.......don't let him get to you big guy. You were here years before Wade showed up. I still rember the day my mom brought home JoeW. I was pissed. But what do you do?


:drink: :drink: :drink:

joew. 06-05-2007 05:16 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2152123)
I am glad no one realized that I went out of town last week and left the back door un locked. There could have been disastrous consequences. :eek:

Somebody could have went in and finished one of the 8,647 projects you have going on in there.:evilb:

joew. 06-05-2007 05:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2152132)
A brothers love.......don't let him get to you big guy. You were here years before Wade showed up. I still rember the day my mom brought home JoeW. I was pissed. But what do you do?


:drink: :drink: :drink:

If I remember right you kick the chit out of them until they get 4 inches and 40 lbs on you. :(














Oh yeah and 4 inches taller too.:evilb:

Trojan-man 06-05-2007 05:19 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2152132)
A brothers love.......don't let him get to you big guy. You were here years before Wade showed up. I still rember the day my mom brought home JoeW. I was pissed. But what do you do?


:drink: :drink: :drink:

thats funny, i was pissed too, he got all the damn attentions, still to this day. Then I just started picking on him, thats why he is so grumpy today...:eek:

Trojan-man 06-05-2007 05:20 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2152134)
Somebody could have went in and finished one of the 8,647 projects you have going on in there.:evilb:

Nice, real nice clark !!!!

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 05:20 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2152140)
If I remember right you kick the chit out of them until they get 4 inches and 40 lbs on you. :(

Oh yeah and 4 inches taller too.:evilb:

Only making you stronger young grasshopper:cool:

joew. 06-05-2007 05:22 PM

I gotta go I will see you biatches on the lake or da houthboat.

Trojan-man 06-05-2007 05:22 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2152140)
If I remember right you kick the chit out of them until they get 4 inches and 40 lbs on you. :(


:

Wade is about get 40lbs. on me real quick, I bet he eats two steaks tonight at papas........I would go so far as to say he can out eat Spk1 now......:eek: :eek:

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 05:22 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2152143)
thats funny, i was pissed too, he got all the damn attentions, still to this day. Then I just started picking on him, thats why he is so grumpy today...:eek:


Is it because we picked on them, that they are taller than us???:eek: :( :evilb:

Trojan-man 06-05-2007 05:25 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2152151)
Is it because we picked on them, that they are taller than us???

no its because their dads were milkmen...:drink:

We got the brains of the operations, they got the heigth I guess :evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 06-05-2007 05:26 PM

I'm out, headed to da houthboat

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 05:40 PM

Who wants to bet Perry runs out of steaks tonight??

bigandy 06-05-2007 05:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2152172)
Who wants to bet Perry runs out of steaks tonight??

witresses are hotter at eldarados anyway

tomtbone1993 06-05-2007 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2152175)
witresses are hotter at eldarados anyway

we should hit them next week, i am in for a change of sceniory

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 06:43 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2152155)
no its because their dads were milkmen...:drink:

We got the brains of the operations, they got the heigth I guess :evilb: :evilb:

Timmie didn't get taller. He just got smarter.

He still lives at home though. He is a punk for not being on here with us.

jeff1000man 06-05-2007 06:44 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2152187)
we should hit them next week, i am in for a change of sceniory

We should hit them tonight.

SANLEONKID 06-05-2007 08:46 PM

Good Evening! I'd like to introduce myself to the group. My name is Jeff Kasowski, I'm 44, Exec VP for a Hospital System in the Med Center, have a 7 yo who I miss terribly and just moved out from my wife of 14 years (#2, #1 was 25 years ago) and I just bought the Yellow 33 Scarab you may have seen out on Cl Lk recently and moved the boat into Endeavor Dry Stack Saturday cause there aint no parking under the bridge for a 42' trailer and my new gf is afraid to drive the truck and park the trailer. I've been queitly boating on Cl Lk from Lakewood for years on a 27 Regal and shortly on a 18 Donzi. I'm living in my parents bayhouse in San Leon on ****inson Bay.

I'm looking for something to do at night down here rather than drink more than my share of Gentleman Jack and watch the stars out on the water each night.

So.... where does one go for fun around here. I'm making the mortgage on a house on Univ Blvd in houston where I know all the hot spots in the Village but I aint there no more and getting bored down here QUICK ! ! !


Any help appreciated. The only guys down here I kinda know are Jeff Reid only through a work acquaintance and Skeeter Baecker.

This is after FOUR Jacks tonight but any help, direction appreciated. The gals along the bay here are either 60+ and saggy or 16 and nothing but trouble....... and their parents probably wont approve of me picking them up in a big black Cadillac each night .

Thanks, Jeff.

SANLEONKID 06-05-2007 08:51 PM

One more thing.... TOWBOAT US SUCKS ! ! ! ! !! BIG TIME ! ! ! So does a stuck gas guage ! ! ! ! But nothing 136 gallons of petrol and some $1.00 tall boys at 3Amigos didnt fix on Sunday .

BY U BOY 06-05-2007 11:34 PM


Originally Posted by SANLEONKID (Post 2152455)
Good Evening! I'd like to introduce myself to the group. My name is Jeff Kasowski, I'm 44, Exec VP for a Hospital System in the Med Center, have a 7 yo who I miss terribly and just moved out from my wife of 14 years (#2, #1 was 25 years ago) and I just bought the Yellow 33 Scarab you may have seen out on Cl Lk recently and moved the boat into Endeavor Dry Stack Saturday cause there aint no parking under the bridge for a 42' trailer and my new gf is afraid to drive the truck and park the trailer. I've been queitly boating on Cl Lk from Lakewood for years on a 27 Regal and shortly on a 18 Donzi. I'm living in my parents bayhouse in San Leon on ****inson Bay.

I'm looking for something to do at night down here rather than drink more than my share of Gentleman Jack and watch the stars out on the water each night.

So.... where does one go for fun around here. I'm making the mortgage on a house on Univ Blvd in houston where I know all the hot spots in the Village but I aint there no more and getting bored down here QUICK ! ! !


Any help appreciated. The only guys down here I kinda know are Jeff Reid only through a work acquaintance and Skeeter Baecker.

This is after FOUR Jacks tonight but any help, direction appreciated. The gals along the bay here are either 60+ and saggy or 16 and nothing but trouble....... and their parents probably wont approve of me picking them up in a big black Cadillac each night .

Thanks, Jeff.

hit the bars around the board walk. Try out big Texas on Nasa road one its a country bar but the drinks are cold:drink:

tomtbone1993 06-06-2007 12:26 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2152654)
hit the bars around the board walk. Try out big Texas on Nasa road one its a country bar but the drinks are cold:drink:

as if Sara lets you go to the bars..........

tomtbone1993 06-06-2007 12:31 AM


Originally Posted by SANLEONKID (Post 2152455)
Good Evening! I'd like to introduce myself to the group. My name is Jeff Kasowski, I'm 44, Exec VP for a Hospital System in the Med Center, have a 7 yo who I miss terribly and just moved out from my wife of 14 years (#2, #1 was 25 years ago) and I just bought the Yellow 33 Scarab you may have seen out on Cl Lk recently and moved the boat into Endeavor Dry Stack Saturday cause there aint no parking under the bridge for a 42' trailer and my new gf is afraid to drive the truck and park the trailer. I've been queitly boating on Cl Lk from Lakewood for years on a 27 Regal and shortly on a 18 Donzi. I'm living in my parents bayhouse in San Leon on ****inson Bay.

I'm looking for something to do at night down here rather than drink more than my share of Gentleman Jack and watch the stars out on the water each night.

So.... where does one go for fun around here. I'm making the mortgage on a house on Univ Blvd in houston where I know all the hot spots in the Village but I aint there no more and getting bored down here QUICK ! ! !


Any help appreciated. The only guys down here I kinda know are Jeff Reid only through a work acquaintance and Skeeter Baecker.

This is after FOUR Jacks tonight but any help, direction appreciated. The gals along the bay here are either 60+ and saggy or 16 and nothing but trouble....... and their parents probably wont approve of me picking them up in a big black Cadillac each night .

Thanks, Jeff.

Jeff nice to meet you...we roll on Lake Conroe...We grew up on this lake and we own this lake. You are more than welcome to come up any Sunday and see how we roll. Their will be no third party talk in this thread.For example "Look who got a new Scarab" We let you slide on the other thread. But not on this one. Congrats on the new rig, if you are looking for a good time come on up. :drink:

boatman22 06-06-2007 05:21 AM

I can't beleve that none of you big boat guys are going to the jacksonville poker Run. I guess you'all just can't roll with a Baja:evilb:

At least my wife likes boating and points to all the topless chicks for me look at.......:eek:

sarahcooper 06-06-2007 06:52 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2151959)
Their is NO Way WStultz is posting that:drink:

Delete what honey? :eek:

sarahcooper 06-06-2007 07:02 AM

Attention Conroe Comrads !
 
My name is clearly spelled Sarah not Sara!


House Update: Patrick and I will be closing on our leaning pile of s*it the end of this month. :D
Feel free to send monetary donations directly to me. ;)

sarahcooper 06-06-2007 07:06 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2152667)
as if Sara lets you go to the bars..........

Come on Tom, let the man pretend he's still a "wild night out" man. You don't have to call him out on my account.
I am a teacher and I never discourage an active imagination. ;)

sarahcooper 06-06-2007 07:13 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2145421)
which secrets, there is only one rule and it aint a secret....

Boys only!!!

Control your "blow holes" men or find a new hobby....

May i suggest,
www.knittingwithmygirlfriendonly.com
or
www.i'mgladi'mnotallowedtohavefunanymorewithmyfrie nds.com
or
chads favorite
www.iliketobekickedintheballsandtoldwhattodo.com

Andy,

Fu*k Off ! :D

SANLEONKID 06-06-2007 07:37 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2152669)
Jeff nice to meet you...we roll on Lake Conroe...We grew up on this lake and we own this lake. You are more than welcome to come up any Sunday and see how we roll. Their will be no third party talk in this thread.For example "Look who got a new Scarab" We let you slide on the other thread. But not on this one. Congrats on the new rig, if you are looking for a good time come on up. :drink:


ok.... so I need to take the double super secret cloaked oath like my old colege days as a Kappa Alpha???? Conroe is a bit of a big place. I took my Donzi up there a few times and stayed at the conference center. Where do y'all meet up at ?

wstultz 06-06-2007 09:08 AM


Originally Posted by SANLEONKID (Post 2152821)
ok.... so I need to take the double super secret cloaked oath like my old colege days as a Kappa Alpha???? Conroe is a bit of a big place. I took my Donzi up there a few times and stayed at the conference center. Where do y'all meet up at ?

Most of the time Papa's on the lake or the Island. Del Lago has been closed for a while now but if we aren't rafted up at the island we're at Papa's.

Oh and no gay $hit like secret oaths, but we might drink like our college days. Just come out and have a good time.

tomtbone1993 06-06-2007 09:51 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2152714)
I can't beleve that none of you big boat guys are going to the jacksonville poker Run. I guess you'all just can't roll with a Baja:evilb:

At least my wife likes boating and points to all the topless chicks for me look at.......:eek:



I would love to make it...maybe next year:cool:

jeff1000man 06-06-2007 09:56 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2152714)
I can't beleve that none of you big boat guys are going to the jacksonville poker Run. I guess you'all just can't roll with a Baja:evilb:

At least my wife likes boating and points to all the topless chicks for me look at.......:eek:

So ya got that goin for ya. Have fun, and don't forget the camera. You want to borrow my zoom lens. :D

BY U BOY 06-06-2007 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2152776)
My name is clearly spelled Sarah not Sara!


House Update: Patrick and I will be closing on our leaning pile of s*it the end of this month. :D
Feel free to send monetary donations directly to me. ;)

yes send all the money to my office. I need all the fuel money i can get this summer:drink: :drink:

BY U BOY 06-06-2007 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2152766)
Delete what honey? :eek:

wouldn't you like to know:evilb: :drink:






















works every time:D

BY U BOY 06-06-2007 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2152784)
Come on Tom, let the man pretend he's still a "wild night out" man. You don't have to call him out on my account.
I am a teacher and I never discourage an active imagination. ;)

i do what i want(in my best oimp voice):p :D

SANLEONKID 06-06-2007 11:34 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2152941)
Most of the time Papa's on the lake or the Island. Del Lago has been closed for a while now but if we aren't rafted up at the island we're at Papa's.

Oh and no gay $hit like secret oaths, but we might drink like our college days. Just come out and have a good time.



No GAY $hit ?????? So I guess wearing my lime green SPEEDO is out then????

BY U BOY 06-06-2007 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by SANLEONKID (Post 2153140)
No GAY $hit ?????? So I guess wearing my lime green SPEEDO is out then????

:eek: :eek:

wstultz 06-06-2007 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by SANLEONKID (Post 2153140)
No GAY $hit ?????? So I guess wearing my lime green SPEEDO is out then????


definitely out!!!!!!!!!:eek:

bigandy 06-06-2007 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2152794)
Andy,

Fu*k Off ! :D

it took you a whole week to think of that???

bigandy 06-06-2007 11:58 AM

Joe, i expect to see the quote of the night posted here when i get back.....


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