This is when spk1 started talkin about buying a boat. BACK IN MARCH:violent-smiley-045:

Lefty,

Yes thank you.....even though I won't see a dime. You have to admit she's pretty good. She sold it like nine hours after she listed it.

AWWWWW CHIT !!!! Sounds like a good ol' fashoined junior high challenge!


And what's this? They're supposed to nice and let US tie up at OUR house????:nhl_fight::party-smiley-004::party-smiley-048:

Yeah! That was awesome....now I JUST GOTTA CLOSE THE DEAL FOR HER!!! :rolleyes:



It really couldn't have worked any better! I'll make sure you get somethin' "REAL NICE" Clark! :p

A Woman's Perfect Day



8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses



8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday



8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants;open
presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner



9:15 Soothing hot bath with expensive bath oil







10:00 Light work-out
at club with sexy, funny personal trainer



10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow, wave



12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe



12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22 lbs



1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit



3:00 Nap



4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer



4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a
perfect body



5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe



7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received
from other diners/ dancers



10:00 Hot shower-alone



10:50 Carried to bed. freshly ironed, crisp, white linen



11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling



11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms









A Man's Perfect Day



6:00 Alarm



6:15 Blow job



6:30 Massive, yet satisfying **** while reading the sports section



7:00 Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by naked, buxom
wench who bends over a lot



7:30 Limo arrives



7:45 Several beers en route to the airport



9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet



9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (sex and blow job en-route)



9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)



11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Peringon



12:30 Play back nine (4 under)



2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)







2:30 Fly to Bahamas



3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, that are trying to
catch a few rays in the nude, and also, bend over a lot



4:30 Land world record Marlin (1324 lbs)-on light tackle

5:00 Fly home, total body massage with hand job by Elle

Macpherson (naked) while in flight



6:45 ****, shower and shave



7:00 Watch news-Michael Jackson
assassinated



7:30 Dinner-lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy fillet steak
followed by ice cream served on a big pair of breasts.



9:30 Sex with three women, all gorgeous with bisexual tendencies



11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer



11:45 In bed alone



11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and odor forces the dog to
leave the room



11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

current bid is .99 cents../with buy it now at $39.00...let me tell you how this will play out...

Spik1 will ponder on the transaction for 3 to 4 days, then offer the guy .35 cents.

By U Boy will not be able to purchase it right now cause his mortgage brooker fu(ked him on a full point of rate. " even thought they said at closing they will refinace it at there cost"

Jeff1000woman will call and see if he takes trades, lets asume two cases

A) he does take trades: Jeff will want 20K over full book for his rig, with pull out cruiser engines, that he will put in when he gets around to it.

B) does not take trades This will be the excuse of why he does not purchase the R/C boat. Plus he pulled a Lefty and purchased 30 items when he only needed one. Then trys to pawn them off on his friends.

RColter, will talk to his dad to see if it is ok to purchase

Wstultz is still waiting on Jersey to pay him

TrojanMan would talk about it, but his excuse would be he is waitng on the mechanic for the Genarator, to fix his dads boat.

BigAndy would end up buying it. Then would plan a 2 week road trip to pick it up, He would hit every buffet and strip joint on the way.......:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

I was thinkin the same thing:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

eat a c0ck !!! Where have you been mister ??? We were going to pick up the banana this weekend, but the new trailer is just arriving today, and he has to fit it to the trailer, so this weekend looks out. Next weekend it is a go. And I mowed the lawn last week. Nothing can out do the lawn mower races so don't even try.... :ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027::D

NICE!!!!!:D

Yes that's what I thought when I read that!!! But there sure will be alot of 'em...

Who all's gonna be at Papa's tonight?

[QUOTE=tomtbone1993;2288211]Jeff will want 20K over full book for his rig,

I beleive that is the pot calling the kettle black.

Judging from the unexpected arrival of quality boats coming on the market right now, My prices are falling faster than tbones pants at a strip club.

BIP !!!

:ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

I have the VR / Alice n Chains concert, will either be there late tonight, or just hook up with you monkys tomorrow:ernaehrung004:

Fuc(k or mortgage company they ****ed us over for about 10k. He wont take our calls now and keeps telling us that he can not get a better rate.Bullchit, rates have gone down since we did all this.Emails went out lastnight Fuc k him lying sac-o-chit:mad:

Wow. Sounds like a good one. Did you know the Australian incarnation of Pink Floyd is coming to Houston. Friends are getting me tickets. Will be at Verizon 11/20/07.

http://www.aussiefloyd.com/

yes the fed dropped rates, but that doesn't always mean mortage rates go down proportionately. Mortgage rates are tied to the bond market, so one doesn't necessarily cause or change the other. Also, rates on second lien mortgages have definately not gone down, they have gone up, and most cases it is hard to find banks that will do these now. Lots of changes in the mortgage market lately. Just given you a 3rd party unbias opinion....I don't really know anything specific to your issue, but hope it works out for ya, I want a ride on that apache !!

my blood pressure is high enough i need to stop thinking about this. BP is at 150/95 i need to chil with chit like this and just go buy a boat:cool:

You forgot yourself.

TBone: Key bank will not finance it and Blackwood will not fix it when you fu(k it up.

Here is a good deal on a huge boat that nobody will ever buy:(

http://adcache.boattraderonline.com/6/5/3/89934453.htm

that hurts.......:ernaehrung004:


but i do have excellent kredits.....i could buy it:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

Good readin....

Team Owner

John Ben-Ali Haggin was born of Irish-Arabian descent on February 26, 1957 in New York City. Owner and Founder of AMF Offshore Racing, he believes in his team and does what it takes to stay number one. In just two short years, John Haggin has had more of an impact on the sport of Offshore Racing than anyone. From equipment to crew, AMF Offshore Racing is the country's premier and fastest-performing powerboat racing team.

He is a charismatic, good-hearted and down to earth man with a passion for life, people and the sport of offshore racing. He is also a very successful businessman who is never one to boast or talk about his private history. What is never told is that Haggin (as he prefers to be called) represents an incredible heritage which makes them on of the most influential families in history and whose involvement in international financing, mining, Thoroughbred racing, the arts as well as agricultural and industrial innovation influenced the politics, economy and development of the entire nation for nearly two centuries.

Haggin's name represents one of Kentucky’s oldest families and is synonymous with racing and great success. His exotic middle name comes from Turkish descent dating back to 1756. Ibrahim Ben Ali was a man of great wealth and means who immigrated to the United States and practiced as a physician in Philadelphia. His grandson was James Ben-Ali Haggin who became a lawyer who followed the gold rush to California and became partners with Senator Hearst. His wise investments and clear vision brought unprecedented personal success and great accomplishment in industry.

Haggin’s own biographies and interviews usually give a vague but entertaining account of cattle ranching, a horrendous motorcycle and polo accident that nearly cost him life and limb and his early days racing the Jersey Skiff, Dazed and Confused. He is a humble man with a positive attitude who you will always find laughing. His trucks are easily identifiable by the large happy face logos and the signature motto “BIG SMILE.”

When Haggin put together his team, he not only looked for more than skill, determination and drive, they had to know how to have fun and put it all out there. Because of that his team consists of what has been call the “who’s who of hell raisers in the sport” and one big happy family. The AMF Team is always smiling, and when the boats take to the seas, no matter which one it is, they run hard.

Haggin’s passion and endless generosity has been felt by thousands and his with his enthusiasm there seems to be no bounds to Haggin’s dedication to the sport of Offshore Racing. “We always come ready to perform that show – but we’re also full of pleasant surprises, like compassion for children and encouragement for those who need it most.” Often visiting Children’s and Veteran’s Hospitals many times before camp is settled. Haggin's generosity extends beyond visits and recently donated a turnkey $75,000.00 race boat to the OPA that was auctioned off on OffshoreOnly.com to benefit the OPA's Shore Dreams for Kids Charity and Cancer research. Last Christmas, Haggin's team donated 676 bicycles to Toys for Tots and AMF sponsored the Policeman's Benevolent Associations golf tournament at Trump Mar-A-Lago Resort in Palm Beach.

Haggin is well known for his impressive entourage and hospitality and learned from his father how to entertain in grand style and something he recently learned has been a family tradition for over 200 years. “Sunday was a day of everybody getting together” he explains and talks of how his dad would strip down a steer and barbeque. One thing has changed, his team travels with a chef who feeds everyone in the pits breakfast, lunch and dinner every day. The meals and parties are famous for being over the top and with hammocks strewn about and a pool it is the perfect way to relax and get back to having fun.

Perhaps it is his great sense of humor and charismatic nature that lead many to underestimate the driving force behind the team of men throttling their way into the forefront as a force to be reckoned with. Haggin is an accomplished businessman in his own right whose passion and drive fuel clearly define him as a leader and innovator who makes things happen. He was recently described as a “Man on a Mission” and has already attained unprecedented accomplishments this season. The new Miss GEICO just began testing the waters and has already taken the undefeated title from Budweiser Select. Despite their abilities and having a powerful GEICO sponsorship behind them, it was a win that left the team in shock and generated huge interest with fans and media. It is also a portent of things to come as commits his vast resources and boundless energy in a quest to unite offshore racing as a major worldwide motor sport.

When it comes to racing, history proclaims John Haggin as the owner of the first Kentucky horse track in 1785. His grandson, James Ben Ali Haggin migrated to California during the gold rush and built the largest Thoroughbred industry the world had ever seen. He remains one of the greatest influences in racing history and his bloodlines and breeding programs are still noted as being the finest Thoroughbreds that ever ran on both American and European tracks.

As a pioneer of industry, interest in racing didn’t end with horses. Hurd & Haggin engines were built and used to power the speed boats that ran in the first APBA Gold Cup races and later evolved into interests in the aviation industry. John’s father, a two time Civil Air patrol hero entered phase one of what would lead to a series of Donzi purchases, which then lead to a friendship with the “Don” of powerboats Don Aronow. Weekends were then spent gallivanting around with Aronow and the likes of celebrities such as Lee Marvin, splashing the Donzi with frequent trips to the Bahamas.

He's been in love with the sport ever since his father took him to see Miami-Nassau-Miami race when Haggin was a boy. But it was a love for offshore boats that was instilled at an early age. When he was 6, Haggin went to the Miami to Nassau race and saw a boat crash into the docks. The crew came off bloodied and battered with broken bones and a plethora of injuries, but the young Haggin noticed something else on the transom of their boat. It said "AMF," which Haggin explains with a wry smile, means America Moving Forward. Haggin's love for the history of boat racing is evidenced by his relationship with speed record holder Ken Warby.

With a history so deeply embedded in racing and influenced by competent racers, it was only natural that John Jr. who was now in his late teens evolved into an adrenaline junkie. An 18-foot Donzi, with a blown 454 was his first watercraft, which soon after triggered the race-bug in him. Tom Sayward would be his partner in the JS-77 Jersey Skiff, known to racers and enthusiasts simply as, Dazed and Confused. Tom and John raced Dazed and Confused to numerous titles throughout Southern Georgia and Florida until racing ceased for the duo, when the Jersey Skiff program changed courses and steered its events to locations in the Northern United States.

Cancer took Haggin's father's life when his son was young, so the whole AMF Racing concept is dedicated to his dad. His affection for the regular guy is reflected in his sponsorship of 13 Production class teams. These categories are also known as ‘run-what-you-brung’ classes and are often made up of competitors who scrape up enough money for entry fees and sleep in their trucks. He does what he can to help drivers make it to the races and succeed.

"Whatever it takes to be the best, is what I commit to our team -- this sponsorship takes that commitment to the next level." With a past history and proven record for success, there isn’t anyone better suited to lead the campaign “United We Race!”

Someone read this and tell me what it says. Thanks!

Must read. GO FOUNTAIN!!

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=169137

LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU FIND OUT:D

OH YEAH TROJANMAN TAKES IT IN THE CAN:cool-smiley-026:

This guy has tons and tons of money and loves offshore powerboats....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Compl...QQcmdZViewItem

doesn't chad need one of these??? he better hurry

I think it would be easier just to chat on ebay.....

Hey Lefty now that you are rich maybe you could get some of these.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Qty4-...QQcmdZViewItem

He better get Jeff to snipe that for him.

yes someone snipe that fu(ker for me !!!!!! I have one I am rebuilding, but that one would be easier and turn key !!

jeffman, hook a brother up

Nobody will ever own a truck big enought to move it either

your old lady is going to take it in the can if I don't get some seriously overdue cookies already..... :hitfan: :ernaehrung004: :cool-smiley-027:

hey ebay king, find me some cheap as trim tabs.....thats what I am really having a hard time finding !!! :ernaehrung004:

Bring me cash before the auction ends.

He would if it was 119 ropes....and Wednesday wanted them:hitfan::ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

:evilb::evilb:

Lefty will never buy a rope.

Here I got em, you better get them fast because they never last long.


http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18858-en.html

And they look bad azz also.

No excuses now.

did you get smooth finished yet? Havn't heard anything. Don't tell me Scary Mary will be in water this weekend without smooth.

yeah i saw those, and I like em, just wanted to see if I could steal some for less that a grand. :hitfan: