Bling Bling :party-smiley-048:

What the hell do you use to clean those teeth with? Soooo what are the plans for tonight?????:party-smiley-004:

I fu(kin hate being at work!!!! Jeff I figured you'd appreciate this one!!!

Nice, very nice !!! :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

Fuc.king A Right. Email me that file so I can send it to my manager.

Been hard at it since 9. Got 1 file finished. Good side is that it paid 2800.

Got 4 more of those to do today. Probably won't get finished but I am going to give it a good effort.........















































When I get back from Home Depot........



























And Lunch..............................:signs069:

Here you go Spick 1. I know it's a twin and some jick bottom painted it but it's a nice deal.


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Cool boat. I am hung over, Who is going out today?:party-smiley-020:

Apparently I was drunk last night and felt the need to adjust the carburator at 2am. Law enforcement was dispatched to handle the situation. I told them my name was Andy McDonald and they said "We know who that is and you aren't him. Please turn it off"

I then decided I needed Cigarette's and took the golf cart to Valero. They met me up there after the transaction was completed and gave me a stern talking to. I was told to "go Home!!!!!!!"

No more Islander for me.
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This week anyway.:party-smiley-020:

I heard the islander broke the record for most sausage ever to fit on one boat last night? Is this true? Was ray charles involved???

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You guys are incredible!! Better than SNL.:Score-101010:

I ordered some pamplets for the Islander and the Skantuary....:readinghelp:





I hope you find these useful!!!

I heard the trojan never left the dock..... AGAIN! I wish I didn't know how to put on a starter :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

For all you guys that like to have nothin but dudes on your boat......and you know who you are. It's nothin to be ashamed about! Admitting is the FIRST step!!! :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Poor guy.:angry-smiley-044:

Anybody out today? I hear its beautiful. I'm at fukin work.:signs069:

The Islander will not be out for a while. Everytime I hop on that thing I have a head ache the next day:mad:

:traurig001: :drool: :ernaehrung004:

We need another bigold boat on Conroe
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o17927-en.html

So many boats, so little money.

I wanted to but it was WAY to hot!:(

yeah wade found that one last week, that is a hellova nice boat !!

Don't poor guy me, I lined up crazy ass yesterday at the damn. This weekend was absolutely beautiful on the water. It was like mardi gras !! You guys should've come out !! Oh nevermind, ya'll had to work :party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-020:

I didn't have tto work, but I chose to. I was nursing my hang over.

What you didnt get laid at mardi gras either???????? and no beads, just got done with chinese takeout LA LACK, now it is back on the water, 9:05 lake time.... see you *****es manyana!!

It's 4:59 in the morning. Get ya'lls lazy asses up and :signs069:

why the he11 do you get up so early when you work about 2 hours a day. Jeffman, you are not going to miss anything on oso at 5 in da mornin! You can sleep in from now on :throw: :chill-pill:

That's a real beauty. Who's in the microwave?

A Montana cowboy

A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW races out of a cloud of dust towards him.

The driver, a man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, " Sure, Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

He then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany . Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 32-page report on his hi-tech, miniature LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy.

He watches the man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the man struggles to stuff it into the trunk of his car.

Then the cowboy says to the man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give it back?"

The man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a U. S. Congressman," says the cowboy.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you, you want to get paid for a worthless answer I already knew to a question I never asked. You used $10,000 worth of technology and wasted a pile of paper on a report nobody will ever read. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are, and you don't know a thing about cows ... this is a herd of sheep.

Now give me back my dog."

I have a lot of work to do right now. I keep getting side tracked and the only way I can get anything done is to work when ya'll are asleep.

Seems to be working good right now.

Do you want us to feel sorry for you?

Nope. Actually keep praying that I stay busy. I like it better when the checks are coming in bigger than the ones that are going out. :party-smiley-048:

Tropical Depression 4 will be reaching Lesser Antilles on thurs.

Major hurricane setting sights on Hawaii for later this week.

Business could be picking up?

GOOD MORNING!!!! Hope everybody makes a $HIT load of money this week! Good luck to all you sombiatches headin to Destin! Wish I was going with ya! Cross your fingers! Our plat is being signed off this morning! For everyone who's not in Real Estate, that means George can get a pay check!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!:party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

Crap Shoot leaves for Little Bills on friday????? :party-smiley-020:

HOPEFULLY..... Bravo's w/ extension boxes and whipples by October. JUST in time for the winter! :traurig001:





What's the verdict on Vegas???? Ya'll need to get the dates set .....:party-smiley-048:

It would really suck to have to spend a few months in Hawaii working. Have you put your name on the list? Have you checked your permits? Have you checked their gay bars or beaches?

GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
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>> > > >>> My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight
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>> > > >>> attendant, Chad Stultz ,who
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>> > > >>> seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us
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>> > > >>> food and drinks.
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>> > > >>> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
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>> > > >>> down the aisle and
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>> > > >>> told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
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>> > > >>> that he'll be
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>> > > >>> landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people,
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>> > > >>> if you could just
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>> > > >>> put your trays up, that would be super."
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>> > > >>> On his (Chad Stultz) trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
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>> > > >>> well-dressed and rather
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>> > > >>> Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps
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>> > > >>> you didn' t hear me
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>> > > >>> over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise
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>> > > >>> your trazy-poo, so
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>> > > >>> the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
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>> > > >>> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
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>> > > >>> am called a
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>> > > >>> Princess and I take orders from no one."
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>> > > >>> To which (I swear) the flight attendant (Chad Stultz) replied,
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>> > > >>> without missing a beat,
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>> > > >>> "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen,
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>> > > >>> so I out rank
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>> > > >>> you.
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>> > > >>> "Tray-up, *****......

At no time did that little rapsody even come close to being funny. We are all now dumber for having read that. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul. :party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-020:

I'll take "The burning of dog poo and the human response" for 500 please.

If there is any attempt to cheat on this test, or with my wife who is a dirty, dirty tramp, I am just going to snap!

Wish granted Baldwick

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