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jeff1000man 04-07-2007 05:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2085581)
so all the weak salesman turned on me in the meeting this morning for showing up late.......I sold more than their azzes combined.....should i have them killed or cut them som slack...

thanks in advance for your response

Low man on the board works bell to bell the following month and if he is low man again. he is canned.

High man gets a set of steak knives.

tomtbone1993 04-07-2007 05:38 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2085586)
Kill 'em all let Armstong sort'em out !:D

he was late too:rolleyes:

txlefty 04-07-2007 05:40 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2085591)
he was late too:rolleyes:

Hell if you beat the boss.....your never late! :D

jeff1000man 04-07-2007 05:40 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2085591)
he was late too:rolleyes:


You guys sleeping together again

tomtbone1993 04-07-2007 05:40 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2085588)
Low man on the board works bell to bell the following month and if he is low man again. he is canned.

High man gets a set of steak knives.

weak sucks should be fired.......they pissed me off next week will be real interesting:eek:

txlefty 04-07-2007 05:40 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2085581)
so all the weak salesman turned on me in the meeting this morning for showing up late.......I sold more than their azzes combined.....should i have them killed or cut them som slack...

thanks in advance for your response

So how was it selling one car today?:evilb:

tomtbone1993 04-07-2007 05:43 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2085596)
So how was it selling one car today?:evilb:

i did not talk to one customer today not in the mood......:D

txlefty 04-07-2007 05:47 PM

Slow as hell today as well....I had only one family come out. But I SOLD IT ! A 51k 2 ac. tract! Not bad for a rainy, cold azz Saturday ! It made my weekend ! I got the beers at BW3's !!!!! Only if Grimms working !!!:D

jeff1000man 04-07-2007 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2085604)
Slow as hell today as well....I had only one family come out. But I SOLD IT ! A 51k 2 ac. tract! Not bad for a rainy, cold azz Saturday ! It made my weekend ! I got the beers at BW3's !!!!! Only if Grimms working !!!:D


Guess we don't have to worry about the kid's meal tonight. Lefty can afford to eat at the big kid's table. :D :D

jeff1000man 04-07-2007 05:49 PM

Good of Lefty to offer to buy, since we will be at the bowling alley and not BW3's

tomtbone1993 04-07-2007 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2085609)
Good of Lefty to offer to buy, since we will be at the bowling alley and not BW3's

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

jeff1000man 04-07-2007 05:51 PM

Signing off for a while. Enough B.S. to last me the weekend.

tomtbone1993 04-07-2007 05:53 PM

good job boys i am out as well......will see you tonight at the pub

txlefty 04-07-2007 05:57 PM

Later fools! Happy easter and a Merry Hangover!:drink:

jeff1000man 04-07-2007 05:58 PM

For those of you still monitoring. Proper bowling attire will be required tonight.

wstultz 04-07-2007 06:11 PM

All bring my red and blue star shirt, my combover, and all the pennies I have so I can loose to Super Man, a.k.a. tbone.

spk1 04-07-2007 06:45 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2085581)
so all the weak salesman turned on me in the meeting this morning for showing up late.......I sold more than their azzes combined.....should i have them killed or cut them som slack...

thanks in advance for your response

Yea, And the Blue Genie was sellin some cars today on KoC. :evilb:

spk1 04-08-2007 02:19 AM

Im Tooo Drunkk Too TAstee ThiSSs ChiCKENNNn!! :chick: :chick: :chick: !!!
Happpy EaStERrr!!
Wildkat 2007 State Bowling ChampSS!!

wstultz 04-08-2007 02:21 AM

I believe the high score for the night was 147 posted by yours truly! I couldn't resist.:drink:

spk1 04-08-2007 02:39 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2085888)
I believe the high score for the night was 147 posted by yours truly! I couldn't resist.:drink:

Yea but I hold the top speed record. :evilb:

spk1 04-08-2007 02:42 AM

Oh yea,, and carefull,, I think those nachos stick to the inner lining of your stomach, :drool:

boatman22 04-08-2007 09:13 AM

Tough crowd..When I move to Montgomery Co. I guess I better watch out:bunny: :bunny:

tomtbone1993 04-08-2007 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2086037)
Tough crowd..When I move to Montgomery Co. I guess I better watch out:bunny: :bunny:

all talk.........:p

tomtbone1993 04-08-2007 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2085888)
I believe the high score for the night was 147 posted by yours truly! I couldn't resist.:drink:

good times were had ...............it will happen again:cool:


i will teach SPK1 to use the force as well:cool:

wstultz 04-08-2007 01:02 PM

I never saw the 55 mph that spk1 is talking about. Did anyone see this glorious feat?

tomtbone1993 04-08-2007 04:26 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2086238)
I never saw the 55 mph that spk1 is talking about. Did anyone see this glorious feat?

i never really saw SPK1 hit any pins:( :D

bigandy 04-08-2007 08:40 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2085888)
I believe the high score for the night was 147 posted by yours truly! I couldn't resist.:drink:

Tbone, do you take your own pool stick to the pool hall and lose there too :evilb: :evilb:
or did you just not know they have balls there that anyone can use???

Does tbones ( big Earn McCracken's ) ball have a rose in it??

just wondering since all of you homer's just have the internet and nobody cant call nobody to let nobody know what all you nobodies is doing.

tomtbone1993 04-08-2007 09:53 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2086534)
Tbone, do you take your own pool stick to the pool hall and lose there too :evilb: :evilb:
or did you just not know they have balls there that anyone can use???

Does tbones ( big Earn McCracken's ) ball have a rose in it??

just wondering since all of you homer's just have the internet and nobody cant call nobody to let nobody know what all you nobodies is doing.

how can you say such mean things?

jeff1000man 04-08-2007 09:56 PM

We couldn't tell you Andy, due to the average age of young girls around that place. We were looking out for your own safety. :cool:

BY U BOY 04-08-2007 10:05 PM

260.00 at outback
125.00 for custom bowling ball
7.00 for bowling alley nachos
getting ur azz handed to u by ur drunk buddy that only rolled a 147 with a busted up ball.

[F]PRICELESS[/FONT]

bigandy 04-08-2007 11:13 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2086604)
how can you say such mean things?

Sorry Big Ern, didnt meen to hurt any feelers....

Cant believe i am saying this, but,

Good point Jeff, i dont want to do anything to get my probation revoked, but those lil girls are just so thhhexy on their eighteenth birthday. Maybe its because they become money grubbing, husband searching whores on there 21st birthday???

Trojan-man 04-09-2007 12:01 AM

Looks like you ladies had a good time bowling, I got drunk and listened to "run overed twice" live in concert at greek brothers in el campo, tx......yeah don't ask. If the high score was 147 by wstultz, I gotta come with next time. I just want to see someone beat Big Earn with his rose ball......and i would also like to see bigandy become "somewhat obtuse" at the bowling alley.....

Trojan-man 04-09-2007 12:05 AM

By the way, my bro should be on X-files with the stories...and the blurred UFO pics of a white, ghostly, 38 with scooopes. It was funny though, I thought for sure the UFO would have had blowers it in being from outer space and all.....

tomtbone1993 04-09-2007 09:26 AM

my hips hurt ......my arm feels like Jello........I am out of shape...you boys missed a good time....we will need to do it again very soon

joew. 04-09-2007 10:45 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2086678)
Looks like you ladies had a good time bowling, I got drunk and listened to "run overed twice" live in concert at greek brothers in el campo, tx......yeah don't ask. If the high score was 147 by wstultz, I gotta come with next time. I just want to see someone beat Big Earn with his rose ball......and i would also like to see bigandy become "somewhat obtuse" at the bowling alley.....

Sounds like a good time in El campo:rolleyes:

wstultz 04-09-2007 11:03 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2086618)
260.00 at outback
125.00 for custom bowling ball
7.00 for bowling alley nachos
getting ur azz handed to u by ur drunk buddy that only rolled a 147 with a busted up ball.

[F]PRICELESS[/FONT]

NICE!

txlefty 04-09-2007 11:53 AM

Where the hell was this weather 12 hours ago!!!!! Crapshoot is sitting on go! I guess I 'll have to run around for steak night!:o

Trojan-man 04-09-2007 11:53 AM

get back to work wstultz, you have homes to build son

wstultz 04-09-2007 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2086963)
get back to work wstultz, you have homes to build son


Get back to sleep biatch...your unemployed!:evilb:

txlefty 04-09-2007 01:13 PM

Tom....working on the boat tonight? Did your heads come in?


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