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joew. 04-09-2007 01:14 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2086962)
Where the hell was this weather 12 hours ago!!!!! Crapshoot is sitting on go! I guess I 'll have to run around for steak night!:o

87 and Sunny on WED-THURS. the Islander will be out in full force:cool:

txlefty 04-09-2007 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2087014)
87 and Sunny on WED-THURS. the Islander will be out in full force:cool:

Damn RIGHT Baitches....Lets see how many boats we can have out on Thursday... Maybe with any luck we can see "smooth operator" screaming across the lake. Tom I think we can get Royal Purple to sponser TOPPS, they're corporate head quarters is in Porter. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 04-09-2007 01:48 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2086923)
NICE!

you forgot to add your old lady paid for my beers and dinner:evilb:

tomtbone1993 04-09-2007 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2087012)
Tom....working on the boat tonight? Did your heads come in?

at this moment the heads have not came in yet........:(

Trojan-man 04-09-2007 02:12 PM

self employed is different than unemployed, and why was that comment worthy of a red dancing banana ??? HHmmmm HHmmmm

txlefty 04-09-2007 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2087059)
self employed is different than unemployed, and why was that comment worthy of a red dancing banana ??? HHmmmm HHmmmm

Chad don't let them be hatin' on ya! Get on their AZZ! It's ok you get a gov'mt check every month, HELL sign me up ! :D

tomtbone1993 04-09-2007 02:38 PM

i need a tube of icey-hot i am in a lot of pain.....

tomtbone1993 04-09-2007 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2087059)
self employed is different than unemployed, and why was that comment worthy of a red dancing banana ??? HHmmmm HHmmmm

my guess would be because you watched the same concert twice in El Campo..............there was no place for you too watch paint dry or maybe grass grow?





:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

txlefty 04-09-2007 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2087090)
i need a tube of icey-hot i am in a lot of pain.....

Maybe someone should get your mom's old bowling towel and you can use it as a blankie! Maybe make Tommy Wommbie feel better! :snide:

tomtbone1993 04-09-2007 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2087103)
Maybe someone should get your mom's old bowling towel and you can use it as a blankie! Maybe make Tommy Wommbie feel better! :snide:

get off your puder and work in some sit ups....:chimp:

txlefty 04-09-2007 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2087107)
get off your puder and work in some sit ups....:chimp:

Can't I'm laughing too hard at your Panzy AZZ who's hurtin from bowling.....What would your mother say!?! PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!!!!:D

tomtbone1993 04-09-2007 03:09 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2087111)
Can't I'm laughing too hard at your Panzy AZZ who's hurtin from bowling.....What would your mother say!?! PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!!!!:D

that is the same thing your shirt button told me.......i feel very sorry for it:chimp:

txlefty 04-09-2007 03:17 PM

I thought we were supposed to stop the DAMN :chimp: :chick: :bunny: :mouse: :fish: Can't you follow any directions at ALL?

joew. 04-09-2007 03:34 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2087133)
I thought we were supposed to stop the DAMN :chimp: :chick: :bunny: :mouse: :fish: Can't you follow any directions at ALL?

Not all of them just the bunny that is alittle funny...

wstultz 04-09-2007 04:11 PM

I hate my job!:mad:

txlefty 04-09-2007 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2087177)
I hate my job!:mad:

Could be worse! I bet you'd hate looking for a job a whole lot more! :evilb:

wstultz 04-09-2007 04:42 PM

Not really. I just decided I'm going to sell oranges on the side of the road.

txlefty 04-09-2007 04:52 PM

Are you gonna rename your boat "the juice" ?

wstultz 04-09-2007 04:55 PM

What boat? I'm going to sell frigin oranges!

tomtbone1993 04-09-2007 05:09 PM

work sucks.......

txlefty 04-09-2007 05:44 PM

I've done absolutely nothin productive for the past 2 hours, so I'm now gonna go home a veg some more! Tom call me if your gonna work on the boat! Til tomorrow fools! :rolleyes:

Trojan-man 04-09-2007 05:46 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2087177)
I hate my job!:mad:

Try unemployment...I mean self-employment, it works for me :drink:

accept there is a big tax difference, one you get a check, the other you write a check :eek:

tomtbone1993 04-09-2007 06:47 PM

MY HEADS CAME IN:evilb: :evilb:


be afraid be very afraid

jeff1000man 04-09-2007 06:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2087327)
MY HEADS CAME IN:evilb: :evilb:


be afraid be very afraid

I will be hiding

tomtbone1993 04-09-2007 06:59 PM

i may go give leftys junk a bath tomorrow:evilb:

BY U BOY 04-09-2007 07:13 PM

what a day i lost phones and internet at 10:30 this morning:( but i did get to nap at my desk from 12 to 130 then 4 to 6 with no interruptions:D

BY U BOY 04-09-2007 07:16 PM

oh yea and i got my carb today and its not a marine:mad: now i have to send it off to get j tubes.I was hoping to get it on and take it out wed.

jeff1000man 04-09-2007 07:24 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2087356)
oh yea and i got my carb today and its not a marine:mad: now i have to send it off to get j tubes.I was hoping to get it on and take it out wed.

What the hell you need those for? I have just now gotten carbs with those on them.

Actually though, if you can get the tubes, you can wiggle the old ones out with channel locks and press the new ones in and get on the water by wed.

BY U BOY 04-09-2007 07:34 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2087365)
What the hell you need those for? I have just now gotten carbs with those on them.

Actually though, if you can get the tubes, you can wiggle the old ones out with channel locks and press the new ones in and get on the water by wed.

I thought they had to be done by someone. Ill see if i can get the tubes and try to get them in.

jeff1000man 04-09-2007 07:52 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2087383)
I thought they had to be done by someone. Ill see if i can get the tubes and try to get them in.


I know this because I had to wiggle my J-tubes out to get the chokes off. They just press in and out.

tomtbone1993 04-10-2007 12:23 AM

alright boys a little update with the help of Lefty & Joew. New heads are on accesories are on it will be a good week. Thanks boys for the help job well done....

jeff1000man 04-10-2007 09:56 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2087689)
alright boys a little update with the help of Lefty & Joew. New heads are on accesories are on it will be a good week. Thanks boys for the help job well done....


Thanks for the call. I hope you guys didn't drink too much and get them on crooked:rolleyes:

Congrats. Look forward to hearing it today.

txlefty 04-10-2007 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2087341)
i may go give leftys junk a bath tomorrow:evilb:

Bring plenty of soap she's dirty! remember you'll have to walk around the back of my place and hook up the hose, cause I know your not coming over by boat! :evilb:

joew. 04-10-2007 11:45 AM

Who is actually going to use there boats on Thursday??? I know alot of you are scared so if that is the case you can load up with me and I will show you how it feels to go across Lake Conroe at 20 mph. I don't know if you can handle it... I know with the exception on trojan-woman and lefty-lucy most of yalls chit is broken so you may also come for a ride.:evilb:

jeff1000man 04-10-2007 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2088024)
Who is actually going to use there boats on Thursday??? I know alot of you are scared so if that is the case you can load up with me and I will show you how it feels to go across Lake Conroe at 20 mph. I don't know if you can handle it... I know with the exception on trojan-woman and lefty-lucy most of yalls chit is broken so you may also come for a ride.:evilb:

I will be wrenching on mine so feel free to stop by. I will be at home most of the day, except for the nineteen trips to HiLo for parts.

I am out of the office the rest of the day to prepare for surgery on Scary Mary.

joew. 04-10-2007 12:24 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2088044)
I will be wrenching on mine so feel free to stop by. I will be at home most of the day, except for the nineteen trips to HiLo for parts.

I am out of the office the rest of the day to prepare for surgery on Scary Mary.

Good luck with that, maybe I can come over a drink your beer and tell you what you are doing wrong:eek: :D

Rcolter 04-10-2007 01:18 PM

Mine chit is not broke! Give it time, this is always subject to change!!

joew. 04-10-2007 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2088136)
Mine chit is not broke! Give it time, this is always subject to change!!

True, I apologize for leaving you out. Are you going to be out on Thursday?? It should be a awesome day.:cool:

Rcolter 04-10-2007 01:27 PM

Don't know yet. What time you hitting the lake?

joew. 04-10-2007 01:46 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2088148)
Don't know yet. What time you hitting the lake?

I am going to spend wed. morning cleaning followed by afternoon drinking. Possible camp out on the Islander Wed night. Hangover Thurs. morning, Sucking it up and back off the wagon by 1:00.
Tom has all of his parts in so we are putting it back together tonight if anyone would care to join.


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