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tomtbone1993 10-27-2007 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2319378)
my buddy jeff is having a halloween party at his crib in benders landing down by the woodlands. should be a pretty good time, I am sure there will be some sluts there, he is a myspace stalker not unlike big andy. :ernaehrung004:

anyone wants to come, just holla for directions, it starts about 8ish until whenever you pass out in the yard. I am picking up the keg, and margarita machine in about an hour or so

sounds like a gayfest.........since you can't follow simple directions and RSVP like everyone else did....are you comming to the wedding or are you going to party with your friend Jeff at Bendover Landing??

tomtbone1993 10-27-2007 01:08 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2319384)

i like the red gel......he should have some pictures of those mills....:cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-27-2007 01:10 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2319378)
8ish until whenever you pass out in the yard.

just like your mother....hun Trebek??? ha ...ha....ha:cool-smiley-027:

txlefty 10-27-2007 01:17 PM

I love the dash on that the red fountain !!!!

What are ya'll thoughts.....instead of trying to buy a race faring, having Jerry Davis glass and gel coat over the windshield. I was thinking he could glass the over the screws and "feather" the windshield into the rest of the boat. That way there would be no seam and it would look continious and "factory"? The only problem I think would be stress cracks? Isn't there a "flex additive" they can add so there is a little give in the glass?

joew. 10-27-2007 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2319396)
I love the dash on that the red fountain !!!!

What are ya'll thoughts.....instead of trying to buy a race faring, having Jerry Davis glass and gel coat over the windshield. I was thinking he could glass the over the screws and "feather" the windshield into the rest of the boat. That way there would be no seam and it would look continious and "factory"? The only problem I think would be stress cracks? Isn't there a "flex additive" they can add so there is a little give in the glass?

I think nobody gives a chit what your boat looks like in storage.:D

tomtbone1993 10-27-2007 01:31 PM

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18381-en.html

I really like this boat.....What are ya'll thoughts.....instead of just buying this boat that is ready to go.....I have Jerry Davis cut my boat in half and add 5 feet to it......then I could have Hodges beef up my 540's to 700's "as long as he puts the lifters in correclty," then have Chris convert my Bravos to #6 drives.....?????

jeff1000man 10-27-2007 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2319397)
I think nobody gives a chit what your boat looks like in storage.:D

:rolleyes:






I award you no points, and we are all dumber for having heard that Mr Madison.

joew. 10-27-2007 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2319406)
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18381-en.html

I really like this boat.....What are ya'll thoughts.....instead of just buying this boat that is ready to go.....I have Jerry Davis cut my boat in half and ad 5 feet to it......then I could have Hodges beef up my 540's to 700's "as long as he puts the lifters in correclty," then have Chris convert my Bravos to #6 drives.....?????

I just got off the phone with Lake Conroe Welding for 45 mins. They said they could convert your entire boat for $1800. and a month supply of Tuesday night steaks. They would also need you to milk Louis tab and get get some free beers for his team.:evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 10-27-2007 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2319406)
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18381-en.html

I really like this boat.....What are ya'll thoughts.....instead of just buying this boat that is ready to go.....I have Jerry Davis cut my boat in half and ad 5 feet to it......then I could have Hodges beef up my 540's to 700's "as long as he puts the lifters in correclty," then have Chris convert my Bravos to #6 drives.....?????

I have to go. Somewhere else.

txlefty 10-27-2007 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2319397)
I think nobody gives a chit what your boat looks like in storage.:D

DAMMMNNNNN !!!!!

What hell got you all bent out of shape?? Did a team of 6 yr. olds kick your azz in Halo last night?:hitfan::cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-27-2007 01:39 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2319411)
I just got off the phone with Lake Conroe Welding for 45 mins. They said they could convert your entire boat for $1800. and a month supply of Tuesday night steaks. They would also need you to milk Louis tab and get get some free beers for his team.:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Is Lake Conroe Welding a member of the TriDelts?????

if so I am in:ernaehrung004::ernaehrung004:

joew. 10-27-2007 01:45 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2319413)
DAMMMNNNNN !!!!!

What hell got you all bent out of shape?? Did a team of 6 yr. olds kick your azz in Halo last night?:hitfan::cool-smiley-027:

They were 12 di(khole.:violent-smiley-045:

tomtbone1993 10-27-2007 01:55 PM

nice job on breakin 1000 post JoeW:)

joew. 10-27-2007 01:56 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2319424)
nice job on breakin 1000 post JoeW:)

Thanks it has cost me 20k in sales:hitfan:

tomtbone1993 10-27-2007 01:57 PM

Just heard from a little birdie Jeff10000gayman has a bmw in his driveway:):)

tomtbone1993 10-27-2007 03:04 PM

TOPPS ranked 17th for most post........

Threads Post
General Boating Discussion 54,221 844,474
The Bilge 12,365 210,610
General Q & A 21,580 189,226
UNCENSORED 3,415 51,796
General Racing Discussion 3,483 42,533
Cigarette 2,289 36,781
Formula 2,517 30,757
Fountain 2,513 29,452
Baja 2,445 29,125
Superboat 937 25,077
Poker Runs and Boating Events 881 24,019
Trucks, Trailers and Transportation 1,814 23,191
Active Thunder 832 18,369
OPA/ GLOPRA/ BWORA/POPRA 1,250 18,298
Pantera 1,219 18,278
Offshore Super Series (OSS) 1,008 14,104
TOPPS 22 13,113
Apache 444 13,047
Grand Lake/LOTO/E-Dock 311 9,641
Chicago Powerboat Club 619 9,394
Powerquest 816 9,254
Super Boat International 772 9,212
Sonic 874 8,989
Prop Talk 1,261 8,869
Scarab 822 7,834
Classic Offshore 376 7,189
Fiberglass and Paint 560 6,133
Velocity 524 6,064
Sunsation 464 5,370
Skater 323 4,657
Nordic 368 4,269
SBRT 157 3,728
Magnum 216 3,683
South Central US 308 3,653
Nor-Tech 205 3,482
Eliminator 323 3,261
Donzi 369 3,233
Powerplay 232 3,122
405 2,971
Sutphen 281 2,911
Checkmate 293 2,887
Mid Atlantic US 326 2,868
Ft Myers Offshore 142 2,728
Great Lakes and Canada 242 2,687
Chris Craft 252 2,682
Concept 144 2,483
Outerlimits 206 2,322
Banana Boat 209 2,251
New Products and Member Discounts 329 2,182
Hustler 190 2,177
Insurance and Finance 223 2,085
Northeast US 190 1,843
Activator 67 1,469
Excalibur 134 1,352
American Offshore 113 1,327
Spectre 153 1,323
Stolen Boats and Parts 63 1,201
Boating Safety 34 1,177
Ocean Express 53 1,018
MTI (Marine Technologies) 49 932
Midwest 51 846
Saber 46 829
Black Thunder 64 748
Warlock 96 743
On-line Video Section!! 72 742
MCPA 40 661
Western US/Lake Havasu 77 659
Extreme 24 438
Awesome 44 419
Advantage 53 405
Chief 23 397
Dragon 32 395
WKYPA 59 378
Wanted 81 337
Powerboat P1 29 307
Jaguar 19 303
Motion 38 297
Phantom 19 287
Swap Shop 95 277
Midnight Express 12 236
HTM 31 209
Profile 13 186
Sea Ray 16 185
Adrenaline 15 182
Joker 5 139
Doug Wright 5 133
Carrera 9 118
Southeast US 10 103
platinum 8 72
Offshore Pro Series 8 68
Ultra 6 54
Latitude 2 52
DCB 6 51
LGPBA 8 47
LaveyCraft 8 36
Florida Powerboat Club 2 16
Magic 2 12
Hallett 3 11

boatman22 10-27-2007 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2319340)
There must be sale on Hateraid! :cool-smiley-011:


Since all the women are gonna be downtown for the little Bachelorette party, what's the game plan for tonight???:party-smiley-048:

I invited you to the shin-ding to night......everyone come on over...ribs, burgers, dogs, beer, Tequila, Bahama Mamas. Women....must wear something red, white and blue or patriotic. Come one come all:hitfan:

txlefty 10-27-2007 03:52 PM

boatman, what are the directions to the shin-ding!?!
what time are you expectng everyone?:ernaehrung004:

boatman22 10-27-2007 04:03 PM

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6123 Cypress Way Dr 77354 Westwood off Honea Egypt, Turn left at the mini storage, go to stop sigh turn right, follow it till you see all the US Flags. 281-723-4714

Trojan-man 10-27-2007 04:22 PM

:evilb::evilb::evilb::cool-smiley-027:

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2319454)
TOPPS ranked 17th for most post........

Threads Post
General Boating Discussion 54,221 844,474
The Bilge 12,365 210,610
General Q & A 21,580 189,226
UNCENSORED 3,415 51,796
General Racing Discussion 3,483 42,533
Cigarette 2,289 36,781
Formula 2,517 30,757
Fountain 2,513 29,452
Baja 2,445 29,125
Superboat 937 25,077
Poker Runs and Boating Events 881 24,019
Trucks, Trailers and Transportation 1,814 23,191
Active Thunder 832 18,369
OPA/ GLOPRA/ BWORA/POPRA 1,250 18,298
Pantera 1,219 18,278
Offshore Super Series (OSS) 1,008 14,104
TOPPS 22 13,113
Apache 444 13,047
Grand Lake/LOTO/E-Dock 311 9,641
Chicago Powerboat Club 619 9,394
Powerquest 816 9,254
Super Boat International 772 9,212
Sonic 874 8,989
Prop Talk 1,261 8,869
Scarab 822 7,834
Classic Offshore 376 7,189
Fiberglass and Paint 560 6,133
Velocity 524 6,064
Sunsation 464 5,370
Skater 323 4,657
Nordic 368 4,269
SBRT 157 3,728
Magnum 216 3,683
South Central US 308 3,653
Nor-Tech 205 3,482
Eliminator 323 3,261
Donzi 369 3,233
Powerplay 232 3,122
405 2,971
Sutphen 281 2,911
Checkmate 293 2,887
Mid Atlantic US 326 2,868
Ft Myers Offshore 142 2,728
Great Lakes and Canada 242 2,687
Chris Craft 252 2,682
Concept 144 2,483
Outerlimits 206 2,322
Banana Boat 209 2,251
New Products and Member Discounts 329 2,182
Hustler 190 2,177
Insurance and Finance 223 2,085
Northeast US 190 1,843
Activator 67 1,469
Excalibur 134 1,352
American Offshore 113 1,327
Spectre 153 1,323
Stolen Boats and Parts 63 1,201
Boating Safety 34 1,177
Ocean Express 53 1,018
MTI (Marine Technologies) 49 932
Midwest 51 846
Saber 46 829
Black Thunder 64 748
Warlock 96 743
On-line Video Section!! 72 742
MCPA 40 661
Western US/Lake Havasu 77 659
Extreme 24 438
Awesome 44 419
Advantage 53 405
Chief 23 397
Dragon 32 395
WKYPA 59 378
Wanted 81 337
Powerboat P1 29 307
Jaguar 19 303
Motion 38 297
Phantom 19 287
Swap Shop 95 277
Midnight Express 12 236
HTM 31 209
Profile 13 186
Sea Ray 16 185
Adrenaline 15 182
Joker 5 139
Doug Wright 5 133
Carrera 9 118
Southeast US 10 103
platinum 8 72
Offshore Pro Series 8 68
Ultra 6 54
Latitude 2 52
DCB 6 51
LGPBA 8 47
LaveyCraft 8 36
Florida Powerboat Club 2 16
Magic 2 12
Hallett 3 11

Hey, Where is the banana forum ???

Trojan-man 10-27-2007 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2319387)
i like the red gel......he should have some pictures of those mills....:cool-smiley-027:

you should have some pictures of your mills.................smokin engines lifts :evilb::evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 10-27-2007 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2319502)
:evilb::evilb::evilb::cool-smiley-027:

Hey, Where is the banana forum ???

below Outerlimints......

tomtbone1993 10-27-2007 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2319506)
you should have some pictures of your mills.................smokin engines lifts :evilb::evilb::evilb:

I smoke engine lifts, cause those are real mills....not the same junk you monkys use.....I understand it took 2 Stulz boys to get your chit out of the truck.....i bet your mill will produce big power....:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 10-27-2007 05:09 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2319481)
I invited you to the shin-ding to night......everyone come on over...ribs, burgers, dogs, beer, Tequila, Bahama Mamas. Women....must wear something red, white and blue or patriotic. Come one come all:hitfan:

Just saw Beak42 at Pappas. He is coming.

txlefty 10-27-2007 05:17 PM

what time is everyone heading over to boatmans casa???

tomtbone1993 10-27-2007 05:20 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2319536)
what time is everyone heading over to boatmans casa???

8:30 - to 9:00:ernaehrung004:

txlefty 10-27-2007 05:36 PM

Let me know if you guys are gonna meet at Outback or somewhere before. Just heard that Suzie is going to the bachelorette party.....our girls are in TROUBLE! Suzie is gonna out party them 10 to 1! We'd better save some money in case they end up in jail! :ernaehrung004::party-smiley-048:

tomtbone1993 10-27-2007 06:10 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2319548)
Let me know if you guys are gonna meet at Outback or somewhere before. Just heard that Suzie is going to the bachelorette party.....our girls are in TROUBLE! Suzie is gonna out party them 10 to 1! We'd better save some money in case they end up in jail! :ernaehrung004::party-smiley-048:

if they get thrown in Jail....papa Parker can bail them out...I don't take over his payments until November the 3rd:cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 10-27-2007 07:41 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2319514)
I smoke engine lifts, cause those are real mills....not the same junk you monkys use.....I understand it took 2 Stulz boys to get your chit out of the truck.....i bet your mill will produce big power....:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

correction, it took 4 peeps to unload a longblock, and it wasn't really unloading, more like falling from the tailgate to the floor with hands on it :hitfan::hitfan:

Trojan-man 10-27-2007 07:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2319514)
I smoke engine lifts, cause those are real mills....not the same junk you monkys use.....I understand it took 2 Stulz boys to get your chit out of the truck.....i bet your mill will produce big power....:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

and my mill will run from point A to Point B.....and then on to point Z

:evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 10-27-2007 08:47 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2319636)
and my mill will run from point A to Point B.....and then on to point Z

:evilb::evilb:

Don't get cocky. Remeber that Stultz Jr. Will be wrenching on it and his track record is as good as ours. :hitfan:

wstultz 10-28-2007 01:32 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2319700)
Don't get cocky. Remeber that Stultz Jr. Will be wrenching on it and his track record is as good as ours. :hitfan:


You remember that I didn't build my own $hit. The most important word in boating is Warranty.:D

BY U BOY 10-28-2007 10:27 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2319481)
I invited you to the shin-ding to night......everyone come on over...ribs, burgers, dogs, beer, Tequila, Bahama Mamas. Women....must wear something red, white and blue or patriotic. Come one come all:hitfan:

dmn i missed a party:violent-smiley-045:

oh well i was out catching spanish mackerel and more red bulls.

BY U BOY 10-28-2007 10:31 AM

Jeff sorry about you having to sell the Panther.

was spk1 in freeport yesterday?Some guy ate all the chicken and dumplins at the bar then bought all the snacks to eat.:hitfan:

BY U BOY 10-28-2007 10:34 AM

oh yeah and all of you take it in the can:cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 10-28-2007 11:23 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2319999)
Jeff sorry about you having to sell the Panther.

was spk1 in freeport yesterday?Some guy ate all the chicken and dumplins at the bar then bought all the snacks to eat.:hitfan:

Might still keep it. Have to se what the auction does.

Picked up a couple blowers yesterday. Waiting on them. Need to see if they will fit under the hatch.:hitfan:

jeff1000man 10-28-2007 11:25 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2319996)
dmn i missed a party:violent-smiley-045:

oh well i was out catching spanish mackerel and more red bulls.

Yes you did. :ernaehrung004:

Boatman, good party. Never seen so many drunk old people falling all over the place befre in my life.

Is Tbone still missing in action?

txlefty 10-28-2007 12:13 PM

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Screw boatman and his TE-KILL-YA shin -dig !!!!!:drool::wuerg019: I made about 6 wrong turns....ended up on 45 heading south.... got home around 4:30.....car smells like a rotten cats azz from the 3rd. cigar I tried to eat on the way home....have a 12 pack of budlight....have NO IDEA how I got that ...and best of all I was an hour late to work....So all you somebiatches whose still asleep... YOU TAKE IT IN THE CAN!!!!!! So get up and cook me some damn chili !!!! Save me a bowl I'll be there around 6!

Boatman...can the misses go and take her citizen test again? Cause that was a hellva party! Thanks for the good time! Thanks for having me over! Can you please make the room stop spinning??? Now excuse me while I go get sick! :wuerg019::drool::snide:

Trojan-man 10-28-2007 02:54 PM

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

boatman22 10-28-2007 06:06 PM

No Chili for me.......:cool:


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