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Trojan-man 10-20-2007 05:33 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2312029)
you had 5 months to back out of the deal......get over it, go cry on some one elses shoulder......how does the banana look??:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

1St blow me........2nd banana looks great.

bigandy 10-20-2007 05:38 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2312069)
1St blow me........2nd banana looks great.

cool i cant wait until 2011 when she is running!! I might have one of mine running by then too!!

Tbone did you tell the boys mush mouth felt his first booby last night??

joew. 10-20-2007 06:04 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2312070)
cool i cant wait until 2011 when she is running!! I might have one of mine running by then too!!

Tbone did you tell the boys mush mouth felt his first booby last night??

Whattttttt!!!!! Mush gotta feel, sssswwweeeeeeeeeetttttt:ernaehrung004:

bigandy 10-20-2007 06:24 PM

Apparently alcohol makes you less picky...

she was seen soon after grinding on George until Jennica formed a posse made up of all the girlfriends and then drop kicked her off the pier :)

you can take the sluts out of high school but you cant take the high school out of sluts!!!

BY U BOY 10-20-2007 06:24 PM

HOLY SH(IT HOW MANY LAWS DID HE BREAK DOING IT:hitfan::D

bigandy 10-20-2007 06:26 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2312102)
HOLY SH(IT HOW MANY LAWS DID HE BREAK DOING IT:hitfan::D

He is a human Mamogram machine!!! You can see why the ladies love him, he is very gentle!! There is a picture and he is squeezing them to 1/5 their normal size!!

txlefty 10-20-2007 06:30 PM

Jeff still hasn't washed his hand yet.....in fact he was caught at papas today smelling his hand and walking around with chubby! :circle:

joew. 10-20-2007 06:35 PM

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bigandy 10-20-2007 06:37 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2312106)
Jeff still hasn't washed his hand yet.....in fact he was caught at papas today smelling his hand and walking around with chubby! :circle:

if that photographer from the courier puts it on the front page Mush will probably buy up all the copies and then stick them together in a big self love paper mache bukkake likeness of the event

boatman22 10-20-2007 06:58 PM

Someone posted the name of a freight quote company when Tbone was shipping his lift. Anyone remember who it was?

Trojan-man 10-20-2007 07:57 PM

ain't nothing but a mush mouth party cause a mush mouth party don't stop.

BY U BOY 10-21-2007 02:34 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2312124)
Someone posted the name of a freight quote company when Tbone was shipping his lift. Anyone remember who it was?

what do you need shipped? i mcan let nyhou know what you need.

BY U BOY 10-21-2007 02:37 AM

auburn takes takes it in the can and i an having ahard yim tYPOING AY A CASE OF BUD AND A HALF GALLON OF JAGER DEEP.DATS RIGJHT LSU BEAT AUBURN. JOEW TAKES IT IN THJE CAN BY TO,MTBOME.TGHATS RIGHGT IM FU()CKED UP

BY U BOY 10-21-2007 02:55 AM

THATS RIGHT IM FU)CKRD UP AND MY TEAM WON 2NIGHT SO UN ALL TAKE IT IN THE CAN HAAA HAAA HAAA BIACTHES


LSU RULES JUST LIKE ODOLE' FU(K AUBURN THEY TAKE IT IN THE CAN,DATS RIGHT IM FU(KED UP DEAL WITH IT.
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tOM TAKES IT IN THE CAN BY ERNIE:ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man 10-21-2007 08:38 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2312269)
THATS RIGHT IM FU)CKRD UP AND MY TEAM WON 2NIGHT SO UN ALL TAKE IT IN THE CAN HAAA HAAA HAAA BIACTHES


LSU RULES JUST LIKE ODOLE' FU(K AUBURN THEY TAKE IT IN THE CAN,DATS RIGHT IM FU(KED UP DEAL WITH IT.
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tOM TAKES IT IN THE CAN BY ERNIE:ernaehrung004:

I think we might have a new mush mouth :ernaehrung004::hitfan:

ps. LSU takes it in the can almost as much as their fans do :D

boatman22 10-21-2007 09:10 AM

I heard that Jeff was with a woman last night........:hitfan:

BY U BOY 10-21-2007 10:39 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2312377)
I heard that Jeff was with a woman last night........:hitfan:

I HEARD THE SAME THING.


MAN DOES MY HEAD HURT THIS MORNING:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 10-21-2007 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2312377)
I heard that Jeff was with a woman last night........:hitfan:

And a different one the night before.

I'm trying to get off the curb. Retirement is great. :ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man 10-21-2007 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2312269)
tOM TAKES IT IN THE CAN BY ERNIE:ernaehrung004:

:evilb: BIP

Trojan-man 10-21-2007 11:19 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2312472)
And a different one the night before.

I'm trying to get off the curb. Retirement is great. :ernaehrung004:

Good for you jeffman, I am proud. Now if you could just show andy how to close the deal, that would be great. :D:D:cool-smiley-027:

F U C K YOU, THATS WHOS DRIVIN !!!!

Trojan-man 10-21-2007 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2312070)
cool i cant wait until 2011 when she is running!! I might have one of mine running by then too!!

..... I Dont even know where to start with this one...

1. the banana needs more than one bearing housing (sutphen)

2. the banana needs more than one radiator hose (blazer)

3. the banana needs more than one fuel pump (cobalt)

4. the banana actually exists (galaxy)

:D:D:D:D:D

jeff1000man 10-21-2007 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2312475)
Good for you jeffman, I am proud. Now if you could just show andy how to close the deal, that would be great. :D:D:cool-smiley-027:

F U C K YOU, THATS WHOS DRIVIN !!!!

OK let me start off with "suckit Trebeck"

I don't think Andy needs help closing deals, he just needs help with transportation. That chick at Eldo's was a slut. glad Louie brought her because I am going to film a movie called "naughty nurses take it in the can" staring her and everyone else.

Went to Shanahan's and scored with another dirty. She put the hurt on me the good way. I ran her off in the morning before golf. Then had a nap before yesterday's girl showed up. While I was out at Outback, the dirty from the night before left a note on my back door and wanted me to find her ear ring. Got some drama starting. Engine is sputtering. Might actually get the cobwebs blown out. Have a new Z-3 convertible in the driveway that I didn't pay for.

:ernaehrung004:

Is tha bannan boat here yet?

jeff1000man 10-21-2007 11:32 AM

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Scratch that. Z4

" f.uck you, that's who's drivin"

txlefty 10-21-2007 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2312487)
Scratch that. Z4

" f.uck you, that's who's drivin"



Oh Good God! We'll never hear the end of it now! Hell must have froze over, Jeff with a live, real dirty ho! And he's got pics too! We'd better build an Arc! It's the end times I tell ya! :cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 10-21-2007 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2312484)
OK let me start off with "suckit Trebeck"

I don't think Andy needs help closing deals, he just needs help with transportation. That chick at Eldo's was a slut. glad Louie brought her because I am going to film a movie called "naughty nurses take it in the can" staring her and everyone else.

Went to Shanahan's and scored with another dirty. She put the hurt on me the good way. I ran her off in the morning before golf. Then had a nap before yesterday's girl showed up. While I was out at Outback, the dirty from the night before left a note on my back door and wanted me to find her ear ring. Got some drama starting. Engine is sputtering. Might actually get the cobwebs blown out. Have a new Z-3 convertible in the driveway that I didn't pay for.

:ernaehrung004:

Is tha bannan boat here yet?

Sounds like you had some of the yella !! LOL !! Sounds like we missed a good weekend. Is one of these ladies your neighbor that I keep hearing about? good to hear about the engine, whats the story with the z-3 ????

The banana boat is getting drug through slidell singing boop be boop ity boop:D:D:D

Trojan-man 10-21-2007 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2312487)
Scratch that. Z4

" f.uck you, that's who's drivin"

Is that one of the dirties Z4s??? You better get rid of the evidence before the other one sees it

"Junior, put the evvvidence in the car...."

jeff1000man 10-21-2007 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2312493)
Oh Good God! We'll never hear the end of it now! Hell must have froze over, Jeff with a live, real dirty ho! And he's got pics too! We'd better build an Arc! It's the end times I tell ya! :cool-smiley-027:

No the one from 2 nights ago was dirty. This one is not. She has a job and a car. Looks like daddy might stay retired for a while.:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 10-21-2007 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2312496)
Is that one of the dirties Z4s??? You better get rid of the evidence before the other one sees it

"Junior, put the evvvidence in the car...."

"When I get home....... The first thing Ima gonna do is hit your momma in the mouth"

jeff1000man 10-21-2007 12:44 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2312496)
Is that one of the dirties Z4s??? You better get rid of the evidence before the other one sees it

"Junior, put the evvvidence in the car...."

The dirty one has a new GT mustang.

BY U BOY 10-21-2007 01:03 PM

BM22 what do you need to ship? If its large i would use a company called Cerasis.

http://www.cerasis.com/

BY U BOY 10-21-2007 01:05 PM

I haven't thrown up in 10 years until last night and this morning:drool::drool::drool::drool:

spk1 10-21-2007 01:55 PM

que paso amigos, whos doing what today? :cool-smiley-027:

spk1 10-21-2007 01:57 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=171496

chadwick boats

boatman22 10-21-2007 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2312538)
BM22 what do you need to ship? If its large i would use a company called Cerasis.

http://www.cerasis.com/

I'm shipping my motors off to ATECO:ernaehrung004:

boatman22 10-21-2007 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2312553)
que paso amigos, whos doing what today? :cool-smiley-027:

Waiting for Tbone so we can pull his center motor.:ernaehrung004:

joew. 10-21-2007 02:18 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2312561)
Waiting for Tbone so we can pull his center motor.:ernaehrung004:

Good luck. He won't get out of bed until 5.

txlefty 10-21-2007 03:40 PM

WOW!! did anyone else watch the Texans???? What a hellva game!!!!!

BY U BOY 10-21-2007 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2312603)
WOW!! did anyone else watch the Texans???? What a hellva game!!!!!

yep almost pulled it off

joew. 10-21-2007 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2312612)
yep almost pulled it off

I take it they lost???

BY U BOY 10-21-2007 05:12 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2312621)
I take it they lost???

yep by 2 points


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