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boatman22 10-30-2007 05:48 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2321384)
Boatman, said he rather you just replace the case of Cigars you smoked.......:ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:

You mean ate for breakfast:ernaehrung004:

On Time 10-30-2007 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2321746)
You mean ate for breakfast:ernaehrung004:

Hey Tom are we going to actually JOIN this crew of kazoo up here in Conroe or are we going to just stay cool and sophisticated and remain TOPPS Clear Lake... :party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 10-30-2007 10:04 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2321916)
Hey Tom are we going to actually JOIN this crew of CLASS up here in Conroe or are we going to just stay gay and take it in the corn hole and remain TOPPS Clear Lake... :party-smiley-004:

:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-30-2007 10:37 AM

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Some sorry phucking azz hole stole my patio clock:nhl_fight::waffen093::violent-smiley-021::greenchainsaw::violent040:

txlefty 10-30-2007 10:50 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2321916)
Hey Tom are we going to actually JOIN this crew of kazoo up here in Conroe or are we going to just stay cool and sophisticated and remain TOPPS Clear Lake... :party-smiley-004:

You mean are we gonna let a group of degenerate old farts join our group???:cool-smiley-027::party-smiley-048:

jeff1000man 10-30-2007 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2321986)
Some sorry phucking azz hole stole my patio clock:nhl_fight::waffen093::violent-smiley-021::greenchainsaw::violent040:

It might have been this guy.

He was last seen fleeing the area at 3a.m. after tackling the bar b que pit and carrying a very large T- Bone steak between his teeth.

jeff1000man 10-30-2007 11:25 AM

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It all started with a leisurly luncheon at Eldorado Jacks.

By the way, is that Wadestultz's new ride in the background?

jeff1000man 10-30-2007 11:28 AM

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And then it was on to playing game warden and checking the trott lines.

jeff1000man 10-30-2007 11:29 AM

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And then the scavenger hunt began.

First victim.

jeff1000man 10-30-2007 11:30 AM

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Second victim. We didn't want Tex to Drown

jeff1000man 10-30-2007 11:31 AM

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Third victim. We lost our watches and needed to be able to know what time spk1 wanted to eat again.

jeff1000man 10-30-2007 11:35 AM

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On to a day of kite flying

jeff1000man 10-30-2007 11:36 AM

All confiscated contraband can be picked up with a donation to the Toothless Joe Jackson fund. If anyone sees Joew's tooth laying around, please bring it back to him.

bigandy 10-30-2007 11:40 AM

you just cant have anything nice can you.... dam kids. why didnt you steal your nasty a$$ cooler off the back of my boat???

good call on wade's new ride

i was thinking the islander would look cool with those underwater transom lights... i am going to drill the holes tonight and the lights should be here in the next 3-5 weeks!!!

jeff1000man 10-30-2007 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2322077)
you just cant have anything nice can you.... dam kids. why didnt you steal your nasty a$$ cooler off the back of my boat???

good call on wade's new ride

i was thinking the islander would look cool with those underwater transom lights... i am going to drill the holes tonight and the lights should be here in the next 3-5 weeks!!!

Those transom lights could help us fetch Joew out of the water after he falls in.

jeff1000man 10-30-2007 11:45 AM

Wstultz for pres?

That guyt takes it in the can.

bigandy 10-30-2007 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2322086)
Those transom lights could help us fetch Joew out of the water after he falls in.

wouldnt be a boat trip without a Capt Williams falling in the water.... how much peanut butter do you three butt lovers take on a all night boat trip with a dog???

jeff1000man 10-30-2007 11:50 AM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2322005)
You mean are we gonna let a group of degenerate old farts join our group???:cool-smiley-027::party-smiley-048:

You only have 2 years to go before you qualify for that group. wow, only 2 years until Lefty is 40.


THat is going to be a good "over the Hill Party"

Always Late 10-30-2007 11:51 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2321113)
Always Late was pissed that i didn't play with them. I don't want them to feel left out:):)

I see di(kman strikes again!!!! :violent-smiley-045:

jeff1000man 10-30-2007 11:52 AM

:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-011::ernaehrung004::Score-101010:

Hmmmm

wstultz 10-30-2007 11:55 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2322103)
:food-smiley-009::evilb::party-smiley-048::circle:

Damn! Are you di(ks doing that again tonight? Daddys got the day off tommorrow.

jeff1000man 10-30-2007 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2322105)
Damn! Are you di(ks doing that again tonight? Daddys got the day off tommorrow.

I don't know if you can handle them. :rolleyes::cool:

jeff1000man 10-30-2007 12:03 PM

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Only if he can handle it.

spk1 10-30-2007 12:21 PM

Good times were had. :evilb:

On Time 10-30-2007 12:24 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2322005)
You mean are we gonna let a group of degenerate old farts join our group???:cool-smiley-027::party-smiley-048:


T - Texas

O - Old

P - Pharts,

P - phor

S - sure.

:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 10-30-2007 12:41 PM

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Islander was set to drift at dawn with Joew ducktaped to the steering wheel to avoid more punches in the chest and gut. Tex was at the throttles.

The search is now on for the missing toofth.

tomtbone1993 10-30-2007 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2322062)
Third victim. We lost our watches and needed to be able to know what time spk1 wanted to eat again.

I filled out a report with the fine officers of April Sound, If it is not back on my Patio by the time I return home tonight I will send them to Diamond Head, Inland, Walden, and Panorama........

tomtbone1993 10-30-2007 01:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2322130)
And this guy had a good time.

Woke up in bed with 2 of them.

and still didn't get laid

jeff1000man 10-30-2007 01:12 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2322217)
I filled out a report with the fine officers of April Sound, If it is not back on my Patio by the time I return home tonight I will send them to Diamond Head, Inland, Walden, and Panorama........


Try Inland

tomtbone1993 10-30-2007 01:30 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2322227)
Try Inland

heads will phucking roll...................................:violent-smiley-045:

tomtbone1993 10-30-2007 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2322077)
you just cant have anything nice can you.... dam kids. why didnt you steal your nasty a$$ cooler off the back of my boat???

good call on wade's new ride

i was thinking the islander would look cool with those underwater transom lights... i am going to drill the holes tonight and the lights should be here in the next 3-5 weeks!!!


I have a drill with a 4 inch hole bit........


Hey Jeff0001gayman next time you guys go on a man cruise and violate some one's personal property......then take pics....learn how to post themmmmm:cool-smiley-027:

txlefty 10-30-2007 01:44 PM

I guess 1-800- RENT-A-HO really paid off! What happened, did Jeff run out of money so he couldn't get laid ??? It's pretty sad that ya'll pick up a bunch of girls and instead of makin out with you monkeys, they decide to make out with each other!!! SOOO SADDDD!!!:readinghelp::traurig001::snide:

On Time 10-30-2007 02:07 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2322273)
...ya'll pick up a bunch of girls and instead of makin out with you, they decide to make out with each other...

T - Time
O - out
P - phor
P - phoolin'
S - 'selves

On Time 10-30-2007 02:16 PM

T - to
O - own a
P - Phountain is
P - purely
S - sensational!!

Trojan-man 10-30-2007 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2322238)
Opps found another one. We brought this girl for Trojan- Man but he is gay.

Did you have a good time at dinner with Granny?

you mudda f u c k ers !!! :traurig001::traurig001::traurig001:

Trojan-man 10-30-2007 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2322308)
T - to
O - own a
P - Phountain is
P - purely
S - sensational!!

Acronyms are for people who take it in the can :D:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

On Time 10-30-2007 03:00 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2322326)
Acronyms are for people who take it in the can :D:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

T - That
O - only
P - proves my
P - point,
S - sucker! :D

tomtbone1993 10-30-2007 04:27 PM

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Check out TxLefty in the back ground......make sure you click on the picture..

txlefty 10-30-2007 04:33 PM

Hey if you gotta go....You GOTTA GO!!!!:party-smiley-048::cool-smiley-027:

boatman22 10-30-2007 05:23 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2321916)
Hey Tom are we going to actually JOIN this crew of kazoo up here in Conroe or are we going to just stay cool and sophisticated and remain TOPPS Clear Lake... :party-smiley-004:

I don't know.....if Wade is Pres. I might..Tbone is the only 1 that can hang and party all night drinking Tequela:ernaehrung004:


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