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Trojan-man 08-16-2007 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2237651)
wade

Is this what you are building?

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18132-en.html

He wishes !!! :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

wstultz 08-16-2007 04:21 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2237651)
wade

Is this what you are building?

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o18132-en.html


Mine will look much worse than that one and on purpose. Also, mine will be much lower and chopped a lot more..........one day that is.

wstultz 08-16-2007 04:22 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2237654)
He wishes !!! :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

I wish I could get $64000 for mine or whatever that guy is asking.

bigandy 08-16-2007 05:15 PM

where is the pic of the cabo wabo truck from tahoe???

joew. 08-16-2007 06:44 PM


Originally Posted by TopSpin80 (Post 2237343)
I like sucking off other guys!!!!

WHAT!!!

wstultz 08-16-2007 08:30 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2237698)
where is the pic of the cabo wabo truck from tahoe???

We didn't take a pic. Neither one of us had a camera just a broke a$$ styrofoam cooler half full of beer.

boatman22 08-17-2007 10:15 AM

Appraiser
 
Anyone know of an appraiser that knows true value of homes in our area?

I need one ASAP.

jeff1000man 08-17-2007 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2238403)
Anyone know of an appraiser that knows true value of homes in our area?

I need one ASAP.

Are they assesing you a little to high? I need mine to appraise down a little too. Let me know how you come out.

boatman22 08-17-2007 10:43 AM

No I’m doing a refi. with cash/out. When I built the house 4 mos ago and closed the appraisal was 235K.. I added a 20’x50’ x16’high garage 15K…a 150’ concrete driveway 20k, fence 4k sprinkler system 3.5k landscaping 6k..and the current appraisal is 210K WTF>>>>>>How can you put over 50k in upgrades and the value go down 25K?

Trojan-man 08-17-2007 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2238437)
No I’m doing a refi. with cash/out. When I built the house 4 mos ago and closed the appraisal was 235K.. I added a 20’x50’ x16’high garage 15K…a 150’ concrete driveway 20k, fence 4k sprinkler system 3.5k landscaping 6k..and the current appraisal is 210K WTF>>>>>>How can you put over 50k in upgrades and the value go down 25K?

You just got a chitty appraiser. The only way around it is to hire another one, it sucks, but if you want a different value, you just have to una$$ another $350. If you are doing a refi, the bank won't let you just hire an appraiser, you have to pay them again to have it appraised by someone else. I personally like Duke Coon at 936-760-2870.

jeff1000man 08-17-2007 11:09 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2238452)
I personally like Duke Coon at 936-760-2870.


When coons get on the porch, Mama just chases them off with a broom.

Trojan-man 08-17-2007 11:33 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2238477)
When coons get on the porch, Mama just chases them off with a broom.

:party-smiley-020: :party-smiley-020: I love that line......


and I love lamp.....

Trojan-man 08-17-2007 11:34 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2237660)
Mine will look much worse than that one and on purpose. Also, mine will be much lower and chopped a lot more..........one day that is.

yeah chopped in 30 pieces, no radio, only 3 wheels.... = wades rat rod

wstultz 08-17-2007 12:02 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2238508)
yeah chopped in 30 pieces, no radio, only 3 wheels.... = wades rat rod

F.O.

jeff1000man 08-17-2007 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2238540)
F.O.

Sheriff, I can't lie to ya, your to good a man. Look over your left shoulder.

Trojan-man 08-17-2007 12:16 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2238543)
Sheriff, I can't lie to ya, your to good a man. Look over your left shoulder.

"Hey boooy, Where's sheriff Branford ???" "I am sheriff Branford." " OOh, well, you sounded a bit taller on radio."

jeff1000man 08-17-2007 12:19 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2238563)
"Hey boooy, Where's sheriff Branford ???" "I am sheriff Branford." " OOh, well, you sounded a bit taller on radio."

Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper. And I'm in a g-damn hurry.

BANK Robbin!!!!!. BANKROBBIN is baby shyt along side of what this dude is doing. :angry-smiley-044:

On Time 08-17-2007 03:29 PM

So who's skeerd about the Hurricane?

jeff1000man 08-17-2007 03:31 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2238805)
So who's skeerd about the Hurricane?

Bring it on Baby. :party-smiley-048:

Hurricane party at my house.

bigandy 08-17-2007 03:32 PM

funny day, everyone most be bored with the rain!!

wstultz 08-17-2007 03:39 PM

What rain???????

jeff1000man 08-17-2007 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2238810)
funny day, everyone most be bored with the rain!!

Just cme roaring through here like spicy chicken wings through Wade, and then it was gone.

wstultz 08-17-2007 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2238827)
Just cme roaring through here like spicy chicken wings through Wade, and then it was gone.

U know I likes me some spicy chicken wangs!:wuerg019:

jeff1000man 08-17-2007 04:04 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2238834)
U know I likes me some spicy chicken wangs!:wuerg019:

Lets go get some Bufalo wild wings tonight.

Who's comin with me? "These fish, These fish have manners" These fish are coming with me.

jeff1000man 08-17-2007 04:19 PM

We have ourselves a good little rain storm out there gents.

Trojan-man 08-17-2007 04:30 PM

HELLLLOOOOOO !!!! Did OSO get closed down today ?????? what the hell !!!

jeff1000man 08-17-2007 04:35 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2238876)
HELLLLOOOOOO !!!! Did OSO get closed down today ?????? what the hell !!!

Where have you been azzclown. Did you give candyman the all day sucker? :signs069:

Trojan-man 08-17-2007 04:44 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2238883)
Where have you been azzclown. Did you give candyman the all day sucker? :signs069:

I have been around :cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011: I heard everyone was coming to the woodlands to party tonight because conroe is a piece of chit.....Anyone else heard the same thing ????

and has anyone heard from joew or spick1 ?? They have been MIA for 2 days now....... :party-smiley-020:

jeff1000man 08-17-2007 05:16 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2238888)
I have been around :cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011: I heard everyone was coming to the woodlands to party tonight because conroe is a piece of chit.....Anyone else heard the same thing ????

and has anyone heard from joew or spick1 ?? They have been MIA for 2 days now....... :party-smiley-020:

If "everyone" includes me then, NO. Sorry to dissapoint. I heard everyone who was cool went to Destin.

Trojan-man 08-17-2007 05:59 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2238911)
If "everyone" includes me then, NO. Sorry to dissapoint. I heard everyone who was cool went to Destin.

yes...one day I aspire to be cool enough to go to destin :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

But until then, I guess I will have to just keep my dirtiness here. :cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

bigandy 08-17-2007 06:01 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2238883)
Where have you been azzclown. Did you give candyman the all day sucker? :signs069:

Ya, you ought to see him he looks like a glazed donut.......

nasty little ATM machine that one is!!!

bigandy 08-17-2007 06:07 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2238933)
yes...one day I aspire to be cool enough to go to destin :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

But until then, I guess I will have to just keep my dirtiness here. :cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

i think most of the girls there already have the "drip" you should stay here and continue to share your funk with the locals

Who did tbone take with him to pull him to all the stops???

Trojan-man 08-17-2007 06:07 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2238935)
Ya, you ought to see her she looks like a glazed donut.......

nasty little ATM machine that one is!!!

Easy Killer, Marryanne puts up with a lot but she might not like to hear about this one. I will let this one slide.... :hitfan: :hitfan:

joew. 08-17-2007 07:55 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2238888)
I have been around :cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011: I heard everyone was coming to the woodlands to party tonight because conroe is a piece of chit.....Anyone else heard the same thing ????

and has anyone heard from joew or spick1 ?? They have been MIA for 2 days now....... :party-smiley-020:

Not MIA just hung over as chit..... Something about drinking until 8 and getting woke up by Mike from Inland while I was passed out in the cockpit. I am never drinking again.....

jeff1000man 08-17-2007 09:54 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2239040)
Not MIA just hung over as chit..... Something about drinking until 8 and getting woke up by Mike from Inland while I was passed out in the cockpit. I am never drinking again.....

Good thing the auto pilot lets that thing park itself. Or were you parked on the ramp?

spk1 08-18-2007 02:03 AM

Ok, guys,, due to massive hangovers, and the threat of bad weather I stayed here,, so I spent the afternoon and night at the San luis hotel pool,, Its a good time,, so if the weather holds out,, you guys who didnt go to destin are all welcome to come and get drunk with a bunch of rich chicks,, by a kick ass pool , with a water slide,, a grotto, and two or three hot tubs, I'll be there all day tomorrow,, so give me a call if you guys want to come down. :party-smiley-020:

spk1 08-18-2007 02:03 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2239135)
Good thing the auto pilot lets that thing park itself. Or were you parked on the ramp?

I was the auto pilot :cool-smiley-011:

spk1 08-18-2007 02:08 AM

Oh by the way,, the police kick you out at 1am so the party will go to the beach or hotel afterwards. My nephew khai is here who makes a pretty good wing man in a pinch. 9yrs old, and the kid has like 4 hot chicks in the hot tub,, telling them how I have a big boat with a toilet on it, and bed,, and its reall fast,, priceless,, next thing I know I have an unlimited beer supply and a few phone numbers. :evilb:

Trojan-man 08-18-2007 03:10 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2239209)
Oh by the way,, the police kick you out at 1am so the party will go to the beach or hotel afterwards. My nephew khai is here who makes a pretty good wing man in a pinch. 9yrs old, and the kid has like 4 hot chicks in the hot tub,, telling them how I have a big boat with a toilet on it, and bed,, and its reall fast,, priceless,, next thing I know I have an unlimited beer supply and a few phone numbers. :evilb:

You motor boatin-son-of-a-biatch !!!!!!

jeff1000man 08-18-2007 09:32 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2239207)
Ok, guys,, due to massive hangovers, and the threat of bad weather I stayed here,, so I spent the afternoon and night at the San luis hotel pool,, Its a good time,, so if the weather holds out,, you guys who didnt go to destin are all welcome to come and get drunk with a bunch of rich chicks,, by a kick ass pool , with a water slide,, a grotto, and two or three hot tubs, I'll be there all day tomorrow,, so give me a call if you guys want to come down. :party-smiley-020:

You sly fox. :cool-smiley-011:

I know one of those hot chicks staying there this weekend. She's not rich though. She is with her parents. Good luck. You newy independantly wealthy dudes have a good time while the rest of us pray for the lottery. :party-smiley-048:


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