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jeff1000man 10-01-2007 12:55 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2290763)
will it fit in your slip???

Is it ready to go??? what is the power?? ect...ect...

Yep. He sent me a video of engines running from yesterday. It will fit in slip and I can get lift modified to hang it.

Only conditions right now are financing and insurance. Have guys working on it right now.

Should know by end of the week. If all goes through with finance and ins, and Del Lago finished and Scary leaves Sat as planned.

I will go to Tenn next week to look at it and probably pick it up. I have been looking and talking to the guy for 3 weeks.

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2290764)
Just talked to Louie and he actually said he needs a pretty real number on boats. You should probably give him a call. If all my deals go down, I am taking the new one.

just got off the phone with him.........he had to go. I don't know if he is aware we can fit more than 1 boat to a slip. they are 23' wide

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 12:57 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2290767)
Yep. He sent me a video of engines running from yesterday. It will fit in slip and I can get lift modified to hang it.

Only conditions right now are financing and insurance. Have guys working on it right now.

Should know by end of the week. If all goes through with finance and ins, and Del Lago finished and Scary leaves Sat as planned.

I will go to Tenn next week to look at it and probably pick it up. I have been looking and talking to the guy for 3 weeks.

get r done.......what power?

BY U BOY 10-01-2007 12:58 PM

I Plan On Taking Mine.

bigandy 10-01-2007 12:59 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2290759)
:boat:

the only way you should buy that boat is if its called "cat-tasrophe"

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 12:59 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2290770)
just got off the phone with him.........he had to go. I don't know if he is aware we can fit more than 1 boat to a slip. they are 23' wide

Yah, I think that he might be concerned that we have over booked slips.

We need the head count for golf sat. morning also. Joew and I are in. Who else?

I was thinking we have someone with a video camera filming a bunch of guys getting off power boats with golf clubs and flip flops. "Chariots of fire" theme song in back ground.

Funny chit.

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 01:01 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2290772)
get r done.......what power?

HP-500's Fresh rebuilds to stock specs last year. Engines sound and look good on video.

Guy took delivery of his new 36' Spectre a couple weeks ago.

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2290778)
the only way you should buy that boat is if its called "cat-tasrophe"


Better than

"not Running"
"Wade's flower garden"
"Betty's Hydrant"
"Project # 395"
"Register Ringer"
"almost Whippled"
"Mostly a Mariah"
"Mary Anne's Ring"
"Sutphen's Sinking in the mud on the trailer"

Maybe there is a funny in there somewhere.

bigandy 10-01-2007 01:07 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2290754)
that some funny $HIT!!!!!!!!!! :party-smiley-048:



you get into a bind and need to fix one, just trade one off to the boat mechanic, provided that you have a clear title to it...:rolleyes:

i got the title to everything i own except for real estate and 0 interest on the black truck, (everything else i own is to old to finance anyway)

bigandy 10-01-2007 01:09 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2290790)
Better than

"not Running"
"Wade's flower garden"
"Betty's Hydrant"
"Project # 395"
"Register Ringer"
"almost Whippled"
"Mostly a Mariah"
"Mary Anne's Ring"
"Sutphen's Sinking in the mud on the trailer"

Maybe there is a funny in there somewhere.

i give full credit, all are humorous... except the name for all of my projects is "FOR SALE"

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 01:15 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2290796)
i give full credit, all are humorous... except the name for all of my projects is "FOR SALE"

Mine too.

txlefty 10-01-2007 01:28 PM

I told Louie I'd help him with his boat if there wasn't that many people going. I'd like to take mine if we need the room for more people to ride. And I'm game on golf Saturday....

Tom do you want to call Don Burns and talk to him about going and getting the maps. His number is 281-352-7750. He said he'd be more than happy to go and join the party..

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2290817)
I told Louie I'd help him with his boat if there wasn't that many people going. I'd like to take mine if we need the room for more people to ride. And I'm game on golf Saturday....

Tom do you want to call Don Burns and talk to him about going and getting the maps. His number is 281-352-7750. He said he's be more than happy to go and join the party..

I don't think room for people to ride is the issue. I think it would be just cooler to take as many boats as possible and show up like a biker gang at a strip club.

:violent-smiley-045::angry-smiley-038::eek::nhl_fight::greenchainsaw:

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2290796)
i give full credit, all are humorous... except the name for all of my projects is "FOR SALE"



The documented name for Blackwood & I's Sea Ray was " 4 SALE":cool::cool:

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2290778)
the only way you should buy that boat is if its called "cat-tasrophe"

:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2290817)
I told Louie I'd help him with his boat if there wasn't that many people going. I'd like to take mine if we need the room for more people to ride. And I'm game on golf Saturday....

Tom do you want to call Don Burns and talk to him about going and getting the maps. His number is 281-352-7750. He said he's be more than happy to go and join the party..

Have him email what he has.........and let him know he can come if he wants:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2290761)
You taking your boat to Lake Charles??

Need a firm count

current list

Smooth
Table Max
Wet Dream
Wey Spot
Crap Shoot
By U Boy
Armstrong?
Blackwood?

anybody else I am missin???

add

Wild by Nature
Screws Loose
Nina Ross?

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2290940)
add

Wild by Nature
Screws Loose
Nina Ross?

talked to blackwood this morning, he said he would like to go. He wants to take his boss's boat.....a 55' foot something with a nasty pair of diesels....

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 04:21 PM

anyone see a rogue no-wake bouy floating in the lake this morning?????

I didn't either........:cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2291050)
I AM READY FOR THE LAKE CHARLES RUN:

I bet you are my friend:ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 04:44 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2291069)
I bet you are my friend:ernaehrung004:

real nice clark, real nice !!!! :food-smiley-007:

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 04:46 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2291073)
real nice clark, real nice !!!! :food-smiley-007:

That is one good lookin boat:cool::cool::cool:

bigandy 10-01-2007 04:47 PM

is that what your boat looks like with the hatches closed, i have never seen it before... you should really think about doing it a little more often...

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2291078)
is that what your boat looks like with the hatches closed, i have never seen it before... you should really think about doing it a little more often...

where has this guy been hiding ?????

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2291075)
That is one good lookin boat:cool::cool::cool:

thats cause you have a good lookin driver in that pic.....:ernaehrung004:

bigandy 10-01-2007 05:03 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2291082)
where has this guy been hiding ?????

Who pulled your chain?? arent you supposed to be telling casey you love her or something....

whats up with the rouge no wake bouy???

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 05:09 PM

1 headache gone. :D:cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-011::ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2291078)
is that what your boat looks like with the hatches closed, i have never seen it before... you should really think about doing it a little more often...

:violent-smiley-045:

BY U BOY 10-01-2007 05:20 PM

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I know us coonasses from La do some crazy chit but this it the first time i have ever seen a this:cool:

2 friends from back home caught this 1.5 miles offshore. Poor fella must have been tired.

BY U BOY 10-01-2007 05:23 PM

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:cool:

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 05:23 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2291121)
I know us coonasses from La do some crazy chit but this it the first time i have ever seen a this:cool:

2 friends from back home caught this 1.5 miles offshore. Poor fella must have been tired.

what kind of dog is that?????:p:p What did they do with it?

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 05:24 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2291098)
Who pulled your chain?? arent you supposed to be telling casey you love her or something....

whats up with the rouge no wake bouy???

you pulled my chain with your comment earlier !!

Currently i am telling the dirty connection how much i lover her and praying to the generator gods again.

The islander can turn a no wake bouy into confetti at 4000 rpms :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::D

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 05:25 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2291104)
1 headache gone. :D:cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-011::ernaehrung004:

congrats !!!:ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 10-01-2007 05:26 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2291124)
JoeW can turn Spik1's azz into confetti at 4000 rpms :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::D

that is just sick...........:hitfan:

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 05:26 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2291124)
you pulled my chain with your comment earlier !!

Currently i am telling the dirty connection how much i lover her and praying to the generator gods again.

The islander can turn a no wake bouy into confetti at 4000 rpms :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::D

That thing sounded like a ferrari when ya'll woke up my neighbors this morning.

Guess that will be letter #1 of 15 this month.

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 05:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2291112)
:violent-smiley-045:

LMFAO !!! is that a dirty sanchez ?????? :cool-smiley-027::p

txlefty 10-01-2007 05:27 PM

A buddy of mine sent those pics to me a few weeks ago. He said he knew the guys that caught her. He said they let her go when they go back to shore. Hellva swim though...

BY U BOY 10-01-2007 05:27 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2291123)
what kind of dog is that?????:p:p What did they do with it?

not sure what they did with it. probably let it go,or ate,or have it in the back yard:D

jeff1000man 10-01-2007 05:27 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2291128)
congrats !!!:ernaehrung004:

Who is that cute dirty girl with the tats that works the front counter at that office? Huge cans and nice azz.

Trojan-man 10-01-2007 05:28 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2291129)
that is just sick...........:hitfan:

:evilb::evilb::evilb:


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