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Afternoon fools......

Glad to see ya'll have been real productive the last few days. I just got back in town from a funeral, those are always FUN.....

Is everyone getting together tonight for a few beers before Tom says I DO???

txlefty

11-02-2007 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2324517)

Holy $hit. That just looks natural on Lefty.

Yeah my old high school duds were good for $400.00 in prize money on Wednesday!:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man

11-02-2007 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2325732)

I think they are all ready doing it.

BY U BOY

11-02-2007 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2325738)

I think they are all ready doing it.

yep just got home from having a few beers with Tom.:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man

11-02-2007 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2325761)

yep just got home from having a few beers with Tom.:ernaehrung004:

Just got home from watching him getting towed across the lake by a bass boat.

txlefty

11-02-2007 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2325793)

Just got home from watching him getting towed across the lake by a bass boat.

Oh Chit! Any idea what happened? Hopefully he just ran out of gas again! :cool-smiley-027:

BY U BOY

11-02-2007 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2325793)

Just got home from watching him getting towed across the lake by a bass boat.

no chit?what happened? Boat was running fine earlier.

jeff1000man

11-02-2007 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2325868)

no chit?what happened? Boat was running fine earlier.

Aparently Tom's relatives wouldn't chip in for gas. He sure showed them. :D

jeff1000man

11-02-2007 08:19 PM

Boat trip video.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good times

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUQn7la9abE

bigandy

11-02-2007 08:20 PM

maybe wade has a sail that he can loan tbone??? then he will not need to put gas in the boat?? where is the video jeffro...

bigandy

11-02-2007 08:25 PM

ask and you shall receive!!!!!!!!!!! NICE!!!!

bigandy

11-02-2007 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2325953)

you cannot have my sail, I heart sailboats :cheer::cheer:

glad you can be comfortable enough with us to tell us?? anything else we need to know??

bigandy

11-02-2007 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2325958)

Yes Bigandy, I also take it in the can :ernaehrung004:

oh, we kind of new that. what about baldwick doesnt he take it in the can too???

wstultz

11-02-2007 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2325959)

oh, we kind of new that. what about baldwick doesnt he take it in the can too???

no he never has really liked the whole can thing........he is more about sharking everyone's girlfriend that lives in walden :angry-smiley-038:

bigandy

11-02-2007 09:00 PM

everyone or just near the tennis court??

bigandy

11-02-2007 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2325966)

we don't call him John McEnroe for nothin :cheer::cheer::cheer:

ya but i thought you called him that becasue they are both bald guys???? but it does make more sense now!!!

bigandy

11-02-2007 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2325960)

My first can experience is I think what got me into sailing in the first place, and I haven't looked back since.......well...only to wink at my partner :crazy::crazy::crazy:

well we are happy creed and you can be in the powerboating club together too, as well as the conroe sailboat club, regatta's one weekend and poker runs the next....

wstultz

11-02-2007 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2325968)

ya but i thought you called him that becasue they are both bald guys???? but it does make more since now!!!

nope not the reason, they are both sluggers !!! Now leave me alone I have to go work on the banana.....I mean the rat rod (sailboat)

bigandy

11-02-2007 09:17 PM

hey you know alot about boats wade, if a fountain 42 feet long goes 90 with 3 engines and 70 with 2 engines how fast is it going when its being pulled by a fishing boat???? did you see the gilligans island video???

i can see it now, "kelly do you take gilligan, for better or worse, towing or rowing, til death do you part, or until towboat U.S. shows up"

bigandy

11-02-2007 09:58 PM

http://by114w.bay114.mail.live.com/m...127&attdepth=0

wstultz

11-03-2007 03:03 AM

Nice vid mush mouth.

On a side note.....noone will ever see the Banana boat ever again. Unless you come over to my house and see it buried in four feet of mud in the pond next to my house. Cornbread, sorry for trashing up your pond.

jeff1000man

11-03-2007 02:05 PM

Bigandy, did I make a decent deal?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=200168064623

Little bar runner for the winter.

jeff1000man

11-03-2007 02:21 PM

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Georges new father-n-law

jeff1000man

11-03-2007 02:24 PM

Chad, get in touch with this guy. He might be able to sell you some parts you need for the Banana Hammock

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=172057

jeff1000man

11-03-2007 02:26 PM

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Ahhhh,

The happy couple

jeff1000man

11-03-2007 02:28 PM

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As usuall, This guy can't beleive his eyes.

txlefty

11-03-2007 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2326322)

Georges new father-n-law

i think I just threw up in my mouth !!!:snide::drool:

That's all kinds of wrong !!!!:ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man

11-03-2007 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2326339)

i think I just threw up in my mouth !!!:snide::drool:

That's all kinds of wrong !!!!:ernaehrung004:

THat's your boy!!!! :hitfan:

jeff1000man

11-03-2007 02:54 PM

What time are ya'll heading over to the wedding?

I think we are leaving my house at 5:45.

tomtbone1993

11-03-2007 04:36 PM

Well I geuss I am going to do it. I will have one vagina for the rest of my life. Atleast my brother will still have his balls. He is the coolest sob to ever walk on this planet. I am lucky to have such a awesome brother. Now that I am getting married I can tell everyone how I really feal. I think spk1 trojan man and wstultz are all butt pirates. Jeffman andy and lefty all take it in the can.

The good news about getting married is that I can use her as an excuse to not take my boat out and run out of gas.:circle::party-smiley-048::party-smiley-048:

boatman22

11-03-2007 05:07 PM

Congrats....See you in an hour.....:ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-011:

bigandy

11-03-2007 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2326400)

Well I geuss I am going to do it. I will have one vagina for the rest of my life. Atleast my brother will still have his balls. He is the coolest sob to ever walk on this planet. I am lucky to have such a awesome brother. Now that I am getting married I can tell everyone how I really feal. I think spk1 trojan man and wstultz are all butt pirates. Jeffman and lefty all take it in the can.

The good news about getting married is that I can use her as an excuse to not take my boat out and run out of gas.:circle::party-smiley-048::party-smiley-048:

you boys with brothers need to log out!!!

jeff1000man

11-03-2007 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2326400)

Predictions for tonight:

Tbone will cry
Joew will leave his tooth is a wine glass
Wednessday will tell Letfy what he will do and when he is allowed to do it.
Trojan- Man will piss off his date because he will be trying to hook up with someone elses.
Spk1 and Creed will DEVOUR the buffet
Wstultz will have to leave early - As Usuall
Boatman22 will eat a half box of Cigars
Jeff1000man wil spend a comfortable night in a suite at the Mariott and might or might not get laid, but he is used to it.

(at least the pillows will be soft)

Everyone suite up and get ready to go.

"LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE" :ernaehrung004::party-smiley-048::circle::food-smiley-009:

bigandy

11-04-2007 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2326419)