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Trojan-man 08-21-2007 04:27 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2242235)
Hey We tried to come by to see yall last Saturday but the water cops were harrassing somebody

yeah that was me, i told them to suck a fart out of my a$$ :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

Trojan-man 08-21-2007 04:33 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2242655)
I wish...Just the opposite! Bounce right from my account into HIS.....I looked like I was high rollin for about 18.4 seconds! Then POOF! It was gone!!!:party-smiley-004:

I believe that is called money laundering ....... hey I am not a CPA, just what I heard..... :party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 08-21-2007 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2242823)
Yes they were on my boat.....I will try and post the pics tonight:cool-smiley-011:

thats more a$$ than tbone's boat has ever seen !!! :party-smiley-020:

txlefty 08-21-2007 04:37 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2242854)
I believe that is called money laundering ....... hey I am not a CPA, just what I heard..... :party-smiley-004:



I know....I'm just the mule. I guess I'll see some of you fools at the Pink Palace....:chill-pill:

tomtbone1993 08-21-2007 04:38 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2242859)
thats more a$$ than tbone's boat has ever seen !!! :party-smiley-020:

You should take notes......Its ok for you guys to work some females in the mix......:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

boatman22 08-21-2007 05:03 PM

1 thing for sure there are always more women than sausage on the "WET SPOT":party-smiley-048:

jeff1000man 08-21-2007 06:06 PM

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

jeff1000man 08-21-2007 06:10 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2242854)
I believe that is called money laundering ....... hey I am not a CPA, just what I heard..... :party-smiley-004:

That is exactly what I was thinking. Guess what, you owe the IRS taxes on another 11g's

jeff1000man 08-21-2007 06:11 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2242897)
1 thing for sure there are always more women than sausage on the "WET SPOT":party-smiley-048:

Nice try, Your wife and daughter vs. you 2:1 ratio.

tomtbone1993 08-21-2007 06:16 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2242977)
That is exactly what I was thinking. Guess what, you owe the IRS taxes on another 11g's

In Destin they made me fill out a W-9 for my winnings

jeff1000man 08-21-2007 06:23 PM

SCHWING



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tomtbone1993 08-21-2007 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2242859)
thats more a$$ than tbone's boat has ever seen !!! :party-smiley-020:

a little taste

louie0611 08-21-2007 08:16 PM

Just think Tom if the poker run is ran anything like TOPPS you should get your money next month around this time.

wstultz 08-21-2007 08:25 PM

You can file any complaints in my toilet after a take a hot steaming dump in it.:evilb:

wstultz 08-21-2007 08:27 PM

By the way t-bone.....nice amount of a$$ on smooth this weekend.

Trojan-man 08-21-2007 08:56 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2243130)
a little taste

T-bone, where was your old lady when all these "a$$" pics were taken ??? You motorboatin son-of-a-biatch !! :party-smiley-020:

tomtbone1993 08-21-2007 10:38 PM


Originally Posted by louie0611 (Post 2243146)
Just think Tom if the poker run is ran anything like TOPPS you should get your money next month around this time.

I got cash that night:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 08-21-2007 10:38 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2243225)
T-bone, where was your old lady when all these "a$$" pics were taken ??? You motorboatin son-of-a-biatch !! :party-smiley-020:

takin the pics.......

tomtbone1993 08-21-2007 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2243167)
By the way t-bone.....nice amount of a$$ on smooth this weekend.

Thankyou I took this pic for you

jeff1000man 08-21-2007 10:42 PM

Pulled into the neighborhood and it looked like a scene from COPS. There are 5 constable cars, animal control and 15 neighbors looking on. Yellow tape around the property. Neighbors said the meat wagon left about an hour ago. They don't know what happened yet, but they think he left DOA. Very sad. They were loading up the dog when I came home.

Rcolter 08-21-2007 10:43 PM

To bad you don't always have that much azz runnin around.

jeff1000man 08-21-2007 10:44 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2243366)
To bad you don't always have that much azz runnin around.

Better than the 5 dudes I saw on Commited couple of weeks ago.




















I will give myself a BIP on that one.

tomtbone1993 08-21-2007 10:44 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2243366)
To bad you don't always have that much azz runnin around.

To bad the only azz you ever had rollin in your boat, now rolls in a Formula.........:cool-smiley-011:

Rcolter 08-21-2007 10:46 PM

I will give you your BIP!



But how many times has Scary Mary or anything else you've ever owned had any girls on it. I think 0

Rcolter 08-21-2007 10:47 PM

Guess I will have to build a basketball player a house and maybe he will bring his girl and pay for everything.:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 08-21-2007 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2243374)
Guess I will have to build a basketball player a house and maybe he will bring his girl and pay for everything.:party-smiley-004:


or have your Dad build him one.......

tomtbone1993 08-21-2007 10:51 PM

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Rcolter 08-21-2007 10:53 PM

Yah that will probably be better. Remember to kiss Richard in the morning and thank him for giving you your job back to. Might want to get him breakfast while you are at it.

tomtbone1993 08-21-2007 10:54 PM

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jeff1000man 08-21-2007 10:55 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2243372)
I will give you your BIP!



But how many times has Scary Mary or anything else you've ever owned had any girls on it. I think 0

Technically, Scary Mary has never showed up at a raft up without women on her. Only during shake down or solo runs does she run sausage only.

She is still batting 1000 on Sunday's

Thanks

jeff1000man 08-21-2007 10:56 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2243384)
Yah that will probably be better. Remember to kiss Richard in the morning and thank him for giving you your job back to. Might want to get him breakfast while you are at it.

I was in the truc when the phone call came in and Tbone was asked very nicely to "please come back to work"

You can buy me a beer later for remembering that Tom.

tomtbone1993 08-21-2007 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2243384)
Yah that will probably be better. Remember to kiss Richard in the morning and thank him for giving you your job back to. Might want to get him breakfast while you are at it.

:cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011: :cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 08-21-2007 10:59 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2243388)
I was in the truc when the phone call came in and Tbone was asked very nicely to "please come back to work"

You can buy me a beer later for remembering that Tom.

This is true......I understand Colter's heart is still broke....but it has been long enough. He needs to get back on the saddle

Rcolter 08-21-2007 10:59 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2243386)
Technically, Scary Mary has never showed up at a raft up without women on her. Only during shake down or solo runs does she run sausage only.

She is still batting 1000 on Sunday's

Thanks

Has Scary Mary ever "technically" shown up to a raft up. Or was this one where you and Wade were together?

jeff1000man 08-21-2007 11:00 PM

Do we need to call and wake everyone up for the dual that is fixing to happen between Rcolter and Tbone?

:violent-smiley-021:

:greenchainsaw:

:blaster:

Rcolter 08-21-2007 11:00 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2243393)
This is true......I understand Colter's heart is still broke....but it has been long enough. He needs to get back on the saddle

Saddle??? Never took my hands off the reigns.:party-smiley-048:

jeff1000man 08-21-2007 11:01 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2243395)
Has Scary Mary ever "technically" shown up to a raft up. Or was this one where you and Wade were together?

Even though she has only showed up to 2. At least she had other peoples azz or dirty dirty's on board.

You guys could have at least stopped at Pappas and picked up something for a passenger, or stuffed a fat girl down in the cabin for balance.

Rcolter 08-21-2007 11:03 PM

OK I will give you props. The 20yr olds last year were hot.

jeff1000man 08-21-2007 11:05 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2243403)
OK I will give you props. The 20yr olds last year were hot.

Oh, I forgot about those. I guess that makes 3 for 3 now.

You beak boys don't hit each other to hard. Is commited going to raft up Sat night for the concert?


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