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bigandy 11-04-2007 09:52 AM

" can i have a new one, mine has a hole in it?????????? "

spk1 11-04-2007 10:54 AM

Where the hell am I?? :evilb:

On Time 11-04-2007 11:17 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2326847)
" can i have a new one, mine has a hole in it?????????? "

Your boat????

Trojan-man 11-04-2007 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2326847)
" can i have a new one, mine has a hole in it?????????? "

"Can I have two or three more, I need one for the truck, and the boat"

:ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man 11-04-2007 11:46 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2326325)
Chad, get in touch with this guy. He might be able to sell you some parts you need for the Banana Hammock

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=172057

nice, i told him to chain saw off the bow, and the stern, and just ship me the middle part of the boat. When we are done stripping it, we can put it in wade's burn pile :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

txlefty 11-04-2007 02:27 PM

Tom,

I know you had nothin to do with it, but ya'll had a great wedding! Best of luck for you two! Have a great time on your Honeymoon! :cool-smiley-027:

joew. 11-04-2007 04:57 PM

After last night nobody has some good ball bustin?????

Always Late 11-04-2007 07:17 PM

Congrats Tom!!!!! Being ***** whipped is OK.

BY U BOY 11-04-2007 08:01 PM

congrats Tom & Kelly sorry i missed the wedding. Best of luck and have a great honeymoon

Trojan-man 11-04-2007 10:42 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2327094)
After last night nobody has some good ball bustin?????

yeah I have some, how the hell are you gonna pass out in your brother's room on his wedding night ????? Thats just not right.....

:hitfan:

bigandy 11-04-2007 11:43 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2327094)
After last night nobody has some good ball bustin?????

i am to traumatized form seeing my room mate in his man-kini getting some last night and this morning to bust anyone's balls, but i am not to upset to go to the strip club in pensacola!!! Wake up drunk in the woodlands and go to bed drunk in Florida, what a busy day i am having!!!

jeff1000man 11-05-2007 09:24 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1959-...QQcmdZViewItem

Wade

Trojan-man 11-05-2007 09:54 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2327597)

Nice, real nice clark. This here is an RV........

jeff1000man 11-05-2007 10:38 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2327393)
i am to traumatized form seeing my room mate in his man-kini getting some last night and this morning to bust anyone's balls, but i am not to upset to go to the strip club in pensacola!!! Wake up drunk in the woodlands and go to bed drunk in Florida, what a busy day i am having!!!

Glad somebody got some.

jeff1000man 11-05-2007 10:40 AM

Good boat name

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o19622-en.html

Trojan-man 11-05-2007 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2327668)

nice boat name, and nice arse :cool-smiley-027:

On Time 11-05-2007 11:36 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2327597)


What a find!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!! :cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 11-05-2007 12:30 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2327597)

If you look real close, you can see a fountain emblem on the side and the back :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

That must have been pre-beak era :cool-smiley-026::ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man 11-05-2007 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2327393)
i am to traumatized form seeing my room mate in his man-kini getting some last night and this morning to bust anyone's balls, but i am not to upset to go to the strip club in pensacola!!! Wake up drunk in the woodlands and go to bed drunk in Florida, what a busy day i am having!!!

:grinser010::grinser010::grinser010:

wstultz 11-05-2007 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2327782)
:grinser010::grinser010::grinser010:


Yes we do!

wstultz 11-05-2007 03:56 PM

Update from the Lone Monkey transportation.....He just passed the Miss Gieco boat with several others on the turnpike by Pensicola. Called Willis to let him know that his OL just blew by Miss Gieco.:D He is a real bastard, but there is no place I'd rather be than right here at work.:angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 11-05-2007 04:34 PM

I just learned that I had my own private security guard unti 4 am.

Wonder what they charged for that?

Trojan-man 11-05-2007 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2327982)
I just learned that I had my own private security guard unti 4 am.

Wonder what they charged for that?

Do you think your date hired him ?????

:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-026::ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 11-05-2007 05:47 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2328064)
Do you think your date hired him ?????

:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-026::ernaehrung004:

WHy, she went home with Boatman from what I heard. :hitfan:

Trojan-man 11-05-2007 11:30 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2328097)
WHy, she went home with Boatman from what I heard. :hitfan:

Is Boatman the black man-kini bandit ????? Sources are still out :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

boatman22 11-06-2007 07:01 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2328097)
WHy, she went home with Boatman from what I heard. :hitfan:

I was a good boy....just sleap in the same room....she didn't want to go to jail.....:ernaehrung004:

boatman22 11-06-2007 07:01 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2328416)
Is Boatman the black man-kini bandit ????? Sources are still out :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

You must have me confussed with someone else......:hitfan:

BY U BOY 11-06-2007 09:47 AM

YOU ALL TAKE IT IN THE CAN!:cool-smiley-027:

txlefty 11-06-2007 09:54 AM

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Morning fools!
Drive being delivered this morning! If all goes well, hopefully burning gas on Thursday! :cool-smiley-027:

Everyone try to have a good day!

On Time 11-06-2007 10:21 AM

Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet to see -- in a year's time -- which family has become more Americanized. A year later they meet again.

The first man says, 'My son is playing baseball. I had breakfast at
McDonalds, and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?'

The second man replies, 'F-uck you, towelhead."

spk1 11-06-2007 01:33 PM

HAppy Birthday Trojan-man!

Trojan-man 11-06-2007 02:27 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2328842)
HAppy Birthday Trojan-man!

thanks spick1, You know what to DOOOOOOOoooooUUUU !!!

:ernaehrung004:

Trojan-man 11-06-2007 02:30 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...d.php?t=172402

1993 corsa 26' with hyrdraulic steering, 17k ...corsas are awesome boats

wstultz 11-06-2007 02:35 PM

happy birthday homo!

txlefty 11-06-2007 02:39 PM

Happy B-Day T-man! :ernaehrung004:

Anyone up for a steak at papas???

On Time 11-06-2007 03:27 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2328911)
Happy B-Day T-man! :ernaehrung004:

Anyone up for a steak at papas???

Do they serve buffalo meat?

jeff1000man 11-06-2007 09:37 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2328490)
I was a good boy....just sleap in the same room....she didn't want to go to jail.....:ernaehrung004:

I used to threaten them that way also. Put out or go to jail. Oh well, at least someone is putting it to good use.

jeff1000man 11-06-2007 09:40 PM

Hey, how come no one managed to tell me it was Trojan's birthday?



THe yellow bomb was riding dirty last night, but managed to back off the trailer and go directly to the bar - Under it's own power.

Maybe tomorrow I'll go get some tags and get it inspected.

jeff1000man 11-06-2007 10:00 PM

Here Lefty, For when you get around to it.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o19648-en.html

jeff1000man 11-06-2007 10:16 PM

Oh yeah, Cruiser club baby.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1987-...QQcmdZViewItem


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