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spk1 11-30-2007 06:42 PM

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The building has already seen some vandalism, due to chads employment. :angry-smiley-038:

Trojan-man 11-30-2007 07:03 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2354752)
The building has already seen some vandalism, due to chads employment. :angry-smiley-038:

you mudda fugga !!! Dont be stalkin the company website for your amusement !!! You are buyin me beers tonight for that !!

:angry-smiley-038::drink:

Trojan-man 11-30-2007 07:04 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2354752)
The building has already seen some vandalism, due to chads employment. :angry-smiley-038:

LMAO :D

Trojan-man 11-30-2007 07:07 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2354734)
Chad has just been demoted to head pencil sharpener. :angry-smiley-038: Only reason I didnt fire him, is because ruth is on board already.

Sharpening pencils is fine with me, I am not gonna be doin the books for that futal enterprise. That office would set new records in montgomery county for most consecutive years loosing money :drink::drink:

BY U BOY 11-30-2007 07:42 PM

I see stectz,masher and tantrum about to unleash some major ball busting on this ding ding dude. :D

BY U BOY 11-30-2007 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2354786)
Sharpening pencils is fine with me, I am not gonna be doin the books for that futal enterprise. That office would set new records in montgomery county for most consecutive years loosing money :drink::drink:

:evilb::evilb::party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 11-30-2007 10:58 PM

Fu(k this guy........time to unleash the dogs.....

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...41#post2355041

bigandy 12-01-2007 11:02 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2355044)
Fu(k this guy........time to unleash the dogs.....

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...41#post2355041

leave it alone, it is not our place and we have our own shatty motors to deal with.... we need to concentrate on what this threads real purpose is, discussing how mush mouth can be with the most ghetto cum dumpster on the planet and still not got any

joew. 12-01-2007 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2355373)
leave it alone, it is not our place and we have our own shatty motors to deal with.... we need to concentrate on what this threads real purpose is, discussing how mush mouth can be with the most ghetto cum dumpster on the planet and still not got any

:evilb::D

BY U BOY 12-01-2007 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2355373)
leave it alone, it is not our place and we have our own shatty motors to deal with.... we need to concentrate on what this threads real purpose is, discussing how mush mouth can be with the most ghetto cum dumpster on the planet and still not got any

she found out he was jobless and figured the check would bounce:drink::party-smiley-004:

bigandy 12-01-2007 11:29 AM

monster trucks at lone star convention center or dirt cars at Gator Speedway??? we need to hear some engines run, get liquored up and then start working on the banana!!!

oh yeah those of you not at work turn on skinemax, spies like us is on!!!

bigandy 12-01-2007 11:37 AM

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tomtbone1993 12-01-2007 12:43 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2355373)
.. we need to concentrate on what this threads real purpose is, discussing how mush mouth can be with the most ghetto cum dumpster on the planet and still not got any

please explain more??????:eek::cool-smiley-011:

bigandy 12-01-2007 12:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2355458)
please explain more??????:eek::cool-smiley-011:

no explanation... just bustin jeffs balls because i ran out of short jokes for buyuboy, wait just thought of one!!!

Buyuboy is so short...... you can see his feet in his drivers license picture!!!!!!!!!!! :)

tomtbone1993 12-01-2007 01:01 PM

must be a sister ship of "smoke this"

http://www.boatman.com/images/J_Rosa...n%20vessel.pdf

BY U BOY 12-01-2007 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2355467)
no explanation... just bustin jeffs balls because i ran out of short jokes for buyuboy, wait just thought of one!!!

Buyuboy is so short...... you can see his feet in his drivers license picture!!!!!!!!!!! :)

your momma is so old her drivers license picture was on a dinosaur.

joew. 12-01-2007 03:59 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/BENNE...QQcmdZViewItem

Trojan man

bigandy 12-01-2007 04:19 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2355539)
your momma is so old her drivers license picture was on a dinosaur.

buyuboy is so dumb he would write that...
and his momma so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin...
his daddy so old his drivers license number is 5.....
his momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.....
his momma is so fat her teeth have stretch marks....
his daddy is so old he owes jesus a nickel....
his momma so old she gave Fred Flintstone a blow job....
his sister so ugly his mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her!!!

joew. 12-01-2007 05:29 PM

You homo's all take it in the can.

spk1 12-01-2007 06:29 PM

Wheres the afterparty going to be tonight? :evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 12-02-2007 11:46 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2355782)
Wheres the afterparty going to be tonight? :evilb:

at your roommates house.....I mean your moms :drink::drink::food-smiley-007:


You done with the grafitti now ?? :D

joew. 12-02-2007 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2356319)
at your roommates house.....I mean your moms :drink::drink::D:food-smiley-007:

MOM MEEEAAATTTLOAF!!!!!! I never know what she is doing in there?!:evilb:

Trojan-man 12-02-2007 12:12 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2356339)
MOM MEEEAAATTTLOAF!!!!!! I never know what she is doing in there?!:evilb:

Whats up brotha....you almost got numchucked and you didnt even know it !! Hey you hungry, you want some meatloaf???

:food-smiley-007:

Trojan-man 12-02-2007 01:26 PM

good times at blvd. last night

Tom was singing the bangles "Manic Monday" again while picking a fight with everyone in the bar b/c creed, ryan, and kevin were with him :evilb:

Kelly did some landscaping in the planter boxes on the deck :drink:

Cornbread colter met 3364 women.....and they all came up to him

spick1 sweated alot

wstultz went home at 9:45 because the "secretary" said :evilb:

my old lady wore two different shoes and didn't notice all night...and somehow that was my fault.

Wednesday beat up on lefty all night with constant nut shots, then head shots because lefty wouldn't leave the sistas alone

Lefty and Tbone wore the same shirt...and bigandy pointed it out which makes it twice as bad :eek:

good times

wstultz 12-02-2007 01:48 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2356400)
good times at blvd. last night

Tom was singing the bangles "Manic Monday" again while picking a fight with everyone in the bar b/c creed, ryan, and kevin were with him :evilb:

Kelly did some landscaping in the planter boxes on the deck :drink:

Cornbread colter met 3364 women.....and they all came up to him

spick1 sweated alot

wstultz went home at 9:45 because the "secretary" said :evilb:

my old lady wore two different shoes and didn't notice all night...and somehow that was my fault.

Wednesday beat up on lefty all night with constant nut shots, then head shots because lefty wouldn't leave the sistas alone

Lefty and Tbone wore the same shirt...and bigandy pointed it out which makes it twice as bad :eek:

good times

Actually I left at 12:15 which is pretty good for me. It was the old ladies fault b/c she ate so much cheese cake at dinner her dress was about to explode. I tried to explain to her that no one at the bar would mind if that happened, she didn't seem to think that was correct.:rolleyes:

What time did Spick1 and Little Ennis show up????? 1:30, just in time for last call. How was the monster truck extraveganza/Willis high school reunion?

joew. 12-02-2007 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2356400)
good times at blvd. last night

Tom was singing the bangles "Manic Monday" again while picking a fight with everyone in the bar b/c creed, ryan, and kevin were with him :evilb:

Lefty and Tbone wore the same shirt...and bigandy pointed it out which makes it twice as bad :eek:

good times


I would never stick up for a guy singing Manic Monday:angry-smiley-038:

joew. 12-02-2007 02:35 PM

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...id=104&rid=105

Big and cheap?????

bigandy 12-02-2007 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2356400)
good times at blvd. last night

Tom was singing the bangles "Manic Monday" again while picking a fight with everyone in the bar b/c creed, ryan, and kevin were with him :evilb:

Kelly did some landscaping in the planter boxes on the deck :drink:

Cornbread colter met 3364 women.....and they all came up to him

spick1 sweated alot

wstultz went home at 9:45 because the "secretary" said :evilb:

my old lady wore two different shoes and didn't notice all night...and somehow that was my fault.

Wednesday beat up on lefty all night with constant nut shots, then head shots because lefty wouldn't leave the sistas alone

Lefty and Tbone wore the same shirt...and bigandy pointed it out which makes it twice as bad :eek:

good times

That is pretty much exactly how it happened!! You did forget the boyfriend begging his girlfriend to shut up before he got killed, that was priceless and the parking lot of blvd and waffle house was even more interesting, good times all the way around!!! Merry Xmas

bigandy 12-02-2007 02:43 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2356431)

with that description i expected to see a picture of Jeffro!!

joew. 12-02-2007 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2356439)
with that description i expected to see a picture of Jeffro!!

:D:D

joew. 12-02-2007 02:48 PM

This would be nice behind spicks dads casa

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi..._id=74654&url=

Trojan-man 12-02-2007 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2356442)
This would be nice behind spicks dads casa

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi..._id=74654&url=

Nice finds, both boats !! Maybe we should call spick's dad and ask him to buy the boat, I don't even think kevin likes boats......:evilb::eek:

Trojan-man 12-02-2007 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2356439)
with that description i expected to see a picture of Jeffro!!

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

joew. 12-02-2007 03:36 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2356462)
Nice finds, both boats !! Maybe we should call spick's dad and ask him to buy the boat, I don't even think kevin likes boats......:evilb::eek:

We could get his "girl"friends:evilb: dad to buy him one. That is what works for me:D

jeff1000man 12-02-2007 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2356439)
with that description i expected to see a picture of Jeffro!!

Been gone for 3 days and that is all ya'll can come up with.

You all take it in the can. :drink:

spk1 12-02-2007 08:25 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2356442)
This would be nice behind spicks dads casa

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi..._id=74654&url=

Its a nice boat with diesels,, but look it up in that book I gave you,, mark parker wont ever shyt talk a boat in his book,, but I quote " the 31 chris craft is a rough ride,, and it will knock your fillings out in a chop",, and that cant be good for ur tooth. :eek:

BY U BOY 12-02-2007 09:24 PM

Today was a day for Apaches in the gulf. 6ft rollers spaced about 25 to 30 ' apart with the occassional 8 or 9'.:eek:

We still cought fish too:drink:

Trojan-man 12-02-2007 10:04 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2356627)
Been gone for 3 days and that is all ya'll can come up with.

You all take it in the can. :drink:

you better have some pork chops for spick1 to eat.... :wuerg019::wuerg019::wuerg019:

Trojan-man 12-02-2007 10:05 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2356807)
Its a nice boat with diesels,, but look it up in that book I gave you,, mark parker wont ever shyt talk a boat in his book,, but I quote " the 31 chris craft is a rough ride,, and it will knock your fillings out in a chop",, and that cant be good for ur tooth. :eek:

BIP :evilb:

You homos have secret books, journals, and diaries ?? WTF ??

Trojan-man 12-02-2007 10:08 PM

Spick1 and joew are mandiving for teeth right about now. If you look at the islander just right, you can see a rainbow colored sheen across the stern :D


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