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Mornin' fools.... I guess a few of you had a rough night , I mean early morning at Big Texas. Some of you even had a better time at Treasures....:party-smiley-004:

Lefty I like the new avatar, chit lake conroe actually looks clean in that pic :evilb:

bigandy

01-17-2008 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2410052)

Mornin' fools.... I guess a few of you had a rough night , I mean early morning at Big Texas. Some of you even had a better time at Treasures....:party-smiley-004:

i wish we had gone to treasures... but we did get a free show from the drunk girl in the halter top that fell down on the dance floor......

"OHHH those are real" is all your heard and then all of a sudden the girl dancing by herself became VERY VERY popular!!!! :)

joew.

01-17-2008 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2410109)

Nice!

txlefty

01-17-2008 12:43 PM

Yeah I shoulda nutted up and went with you guys, but my MAN-GINA was hurting!

tomtbone1993

01-17-2008 12:49 PM

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looks like its going to be a nice weekend.................:(:(

tomtbone1993

01-17-2008 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2407676)

:MEMO:
You guys shouldnt forget,, byu owns two boats, not the bank, but by byu, so the buy a boat thing should only be directed at me, Im the ahole here,, noone else. :party-smiley-004:

We don't need a memo from you to know you are the head A-Hole around here........

You may start making up your excuses now...the Miami boat show will be here and gone and you still won't have a boat......:evilb::evilb:

On Time

01-17-2008 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2410146)

No kidding I need the services of an "expert" to help with the stereo in the new boat. Anybody know one?

Lets all go out on the "mother ship" this weekend (my friend in Austin's nickname for a Baja 38 Special) and crank the stereo and scare all the fish

I am going to the LA boat show 2/8 - 10. Anyone else?

wstultz

01-17-2008 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2410067)

http://www.barrett-jackson.com/stagi...de_Profile.jpg

the baddest car through the auction last night..

Hells yah. '64 Lincoln Continental

tomtbone1993

01-17-2008 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2410109)

here is a pic from last night......

tomtbone1993

01-17-2008 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2410201)

I can handle the stereo if you have plenty of Bud Light:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993

01-17-2008 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2410217)

Hells yah. '64 Lincoln Continental

did you check out the suicide doors??? very phat:cool-smiley-011:

http://www.barrett-jackson.com/appli..._LotNumber=456

joew.

01-17-2008 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2410224)

here is a pic from last night......

I think that is Heath w/ a wig.

wstultz

01-17-2008 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2410230)

did you check out the suicide doors??? very phat:cool-smiley-011:

Almost picked one up in college. It had .45 cal holes in the sides of the doors.

joew.

01-17-2008 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2410201)

Why you wanna dog on the 38' special??? I am tellin bm22:angry-smiley-038:

On Time

01-17-2008 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2410224)

here is a pic from last night......

Dayumm that one on the left is purrrrrdy

On Time

01-17-2008 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2410238)

Why you wanna dog on the 38' special??? I am tellin bm22:angry-smiley-038:

No doggin' at-all. Tell BM22 hello from Barry in Austin. GUESS WHOSE boat got christened the "Mother Ship" ????

On Time

01-17-2008 01:45 PM

:cool-smiley-026:

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2410229)

I can handle the stereo if you have plenty of Bud Light:cool-smiley-011:

You get the beer of your choice dude

wstultz

01-17-2008 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2410236)

Almost picked one up in college. It had .45 cal holes in the sides of the doors.

It looked more like this.

joew.

01-17-2008 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2410247)

No doggin' at-all. Tell BM22 hello from Barry in Austin. GUESS WHOSE boat got christened the "Mother Ship" ????

I know. Just bustin balls.

On Time

01-17-2008 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2410252)

It looked more like this.

That's Elvis' car

On Time

01-17-2008 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2410253)

I know. Just bustin balls.

Yassuh, yassuh mista joew suh

joew.

01-17-2008 02:09 PM

Just when you think your job sucks.... You could be this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JklNc...eature=related

joew.

01-17-2008 02:14 PM

My internet search is over!!!!! I found a midget telling a thick girl NICE CANS!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK6bZJzFejA

:D

wstultz

01-17-2008 02:42 PM

Anybody for some Plush Pockets pool hall tomorrow night???

joew.

01-17-2008 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2410338)

Anybody for some Plush Pockets pool hall tomorrow night???

I am pretty sure that place closed down.

wstultz

01-17-2008 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2410364)

I am pretty sure that place closed down.

Really??? Well, where is the next hole in wall where we can mix our own drinks and play pool all night.

On Time

01-17-2008 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2410368)

Really??? Well, where is the next hole in wall where we can mix our own drinks and play pool all night.

Somebody's house

wstultz

01-17-2008 03:09 PM

Who's got a pool table? I pawned mine.

joew.

01-17-2008 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2410368)

Really??? Well, where is the next hole in wall where we can mix our own drinks and play pool all night.

I don't know. Shanastys and papas are the only places with a table. I would rather have jeff build my engines:evilb:

wstultz

01-17-2008 03:41 PM

No Shanasty's for me. I could do Papa's but never really play pool there...could be fun.

tomtbone1993

01-17-2008 04:31 PM

I can see if they will let us put a pool table in Outback Steakhouse:):)

On Time

01-17-2008 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2410491)

I can see if they will let us put a pool table in Outback Steakhouse:):)

Let's put a pool table and foosball table at Club 105. That way there's 24 hr. access.

joew.

01-17-2008 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2410535)

Let's put a pool table and foosball table at Club 105. That way there's 24 hr. access.

We could get spk to get a stall and make it a game room until he gets a boat......... That should solve the problem for ever:party-smiley-004::evilb::evilb:

insanity342

01-17-2008 05:22 PM

Why Don't We All Pitch In And Get A Stall At 105 And Make It A Game Room For Real!! I Am In!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

insanity342

01-17-2008 05:24 PM

Make It For All The 105 Ballers

joew.

01-17-2008 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by insanity342 (Post 2410564)

Why Don't We All Pitch In And Get A Stall At 105 And Make It A Game Room For Real!! I Am In!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would be cool.

tomtbone1993

01-17-2008 05:34 PM

If you build it they will come

spk1	01-17-2008 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2409945)

http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=16981

Oh shyttt I need to buy that boat,, its named after my favorate 1960 , dirty hook up spot. :evilb:

spk1	01-17-2008 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2409958)

I will respond:D Although I think it might be a bit cold to play w/ the new toy this weekend. Even if does only do low 60's:angry-smiley-038:

Thats why you need a 60 hatteras with an Enclosed bridge,,,:angry-smiley-038:

spk1	01-17-2008 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2409959)

I was hoping to find some money stashed in the wall:D:D or maybe some drugs that i could sell to all of Spick whores.

Dayum,, you pay for one hooker back during the war,, and my life has been a lifing hell every since. lol :evilb:

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