yeah if you count 55 year old dirties who sell real estate......

I don't........

dirties like that is what makes pi$$ foam up spick 1..... :hitfan:

Wad, save yourself all of the work and hassle and get this one.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...MEWA:IT&ih=015

ok, ok,, I know he missed the poker run, and you guys get up set when your tired of "wadeing around", but it was legit business,, we dont need to start calling him "wad" just yet, and as for the broken down old car,, no broken down cars,, unless its an amphicar,, like that red one that drove through our poker run. :cool:

go back to your cave monkey..........I had more drinks with your mom tonight than i have had with you and your skinny brother in a long time......when you and your toothpic brother rember where Lake Conroe is.....you let me know....:cool-smiley-027: :cool-smiley-027:

I remember where it is now!!!!! It just on the other side of the friggin world from Lake Tahoe.:violent040:

I know where lake conroe is biatch, I have a very special client that lives in the back of walden by the second boat ramp. I drive it almost every day :cool-smiley-027: :cool-smiley-027:

I am done world traveling for awhile........time to blow it up !!

Are we tearing it up sunday?

What about this thing?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=250156689071

My birthday tomorrow biatches.

I guess the usual would be sufficient. Go to Pink Palace and get wasted.

Maybe I can put the boat back together tonight and tomorrow.

I just talked to the guy and they just lowered the price yesterday from 52k. He wants to get rid of it. I have some heavey talking to do with the BOSS:Whatever:

The one in clearlake was a piece of chit all rotted out and banged up and the wated 70k

I have 3 B-Day partys to attend tomorrow:party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-051: :party-smiley-051:

You should be sufficiently hammered by the end of the night. :angry-smiley-044:

Happy birfday, Let us know how that goes and be sure to take pictures!

Fu(k Southwest airlines......

Southwest Airlines stands behind a flight attendant's decision to confront a passenger about her "revealing" clothing for wearing a white denim miniskirt, high-heel sandals and a sweater over a tank top.

The employee was responding to a complaint raised by another employee about the clothing of Kyla Ebbert, a college student and Hooters waitress.

"We don't feel like our employee was in the wrong," Chris Mainz, a spokesman for Southwest Airlines, told FOXNews.com. "Our employee addressed the situation with the customer and they were able to find a compromise."

Mainz said another employee approached the flight attendant with objections to Ebbert's outfit. The flight attendant then brought those concerns to Ebbert and asked her to adjust her clothes to be less revealing.

Ebbert said a male flight attendant approached her two months ago after she had taken her seat and asked her to change her outfit, according to a report.



"I asked him what part of my outfit was offensive," Ebbert told the San Diego Union-Tribune. "The shirt? The skirt? And he said, 'The whole thing.'"

A photo of what Ebbert was wearing appeared in a column in the San Diego Union-Tribune.

"Based on reports by employees, it was very similar," Mainz said about the clothing worn by Ebbert in the photo. "It does seem to fit the description."

Click here to read more about the story.

Ebbert said she was lightly dressed after a same-day trip to Tucson, Ariz., and back for a doctor's appointment. The weather forecast called for temperatures between 100 and 110 that day.

The airline asked Ebbert to go home, change her clothes and return for a later flight, but she refused, according to the report. Despite the back-and-forth, the airline relented.

I guess that means you can't wear that outfit when you go to sin city.:p

Attention B.S. Thread members with sum nuts.......


Velvet Revoulver & Alice and Chains at the Pavillion the 28th of this month.....I got my duckets ......be there:):)

dude that will be a sick show.

By the way thanks for letting me crash at your place sunday.

Dealer in FL just sent me an email and offered to give me 50k for my boat as rigged against this one.

I don't know anything about these boats though.

Told him I would take it into consideration.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...ME:X:RTQ:US:11

no problem.......:cool-smiley-027: :cool-smiley-027:

I sure hope we can break 10K post before Halloween......

We should have a halloween costume party at Loch Ness. Take the boats up there.

:cool-smiley-026:

THAT WOULD BE COOL

Jeff check with dean he had a ton of problems with his Profile.

yes he did.....good advice

Who is Dean?

JEFF START READING.
http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...t=PROFILE+DEAN

OK Boys, in the immortal words of post #1

"Here it is"

Hello, I am Txlefty. Welcome to my boat. Come take a ride

Wait, Call Hodges, Something is wrong in there. I havn't checked the oil since last year.

Jennika. Come out of their. Don't make me come in there.

Ahh. Fu(k it. I'll just get drunk and pass out.

:party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048: :party-smiley-048:

Friggin awesome!!!!!!!!!:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

:greenchainsaw: :greenchainsaw:

hello: my name is TxLefty or aka Shrek this is my Fountain I pull with my Hummer and park it at my water front house next to my BMW, and Benz

Alright fellas....just heard from David Doan about a Marine Max test from the Shell on lake Conroe. They did a random test of the water front gasoline because some of their boats were having problems. The fuel tested 30% ethanol!!!!!!!!

This will screw up any engine in any boat especially high performance. Long story short......stop filling up at the Shell.

The pumps state 10% ethanol......in the words of the threads title....Bull $hit!

Oh chit! I just had a conversation with the Boss and it went a little something like this.
sara: How long will you be happy with the new boat.
me: till we out grow it
sarah: what does that mean
Me: 10 years
sarah: i don't want you trying to buy a new boat when im not working and at home with kids
me: ok so i need to look for something bigger.
sarah i want you to get something that you will like for a long time or something that i will be comfortable in
me: what would that be
sarah: something like Joes boat
me: no way
me: i need to go look at it
sarah: in ga
me: I can drive it in 2 days
sarah:im not driving when do i need to get plane tickets

:party-smiley-051: :party-smiley-051: :party-smiley-051:

Very nice. Our old ladies are cool sometimes.:cool:

30% that is freakin ridiculous.Im glad i did not have any problems sunday or they would get the bill.

That's some funny $hit!!!!! :D



I needed the comic relief since I had the Stewart Title fu(k up a huge closing today!!!!!!:blaster: :hitfan: