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joew. 10-10-2007 12:46 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2301579)
I know i before e except after c,, but? U before e except after s? now I know you've spent too much time in smooth. :D

It is a typo jack off.. This is not www.Idon'townaboatonly.com It is www.offshoreonly.com SoOOOooo we will see you later and thanks for comming.

joew. 10-10-2007 12:49 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2301602)
Where's the free ramp and how do I sign up!!!!!!

It's at lake side next to papas. Andy works the register so just wave at him and he will let you launch for free. Thanks again Andy.

Trojan-man 10-10-2007 12:57 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2301618)
It's at lake side next to papas. Andy works the register so just wave at him and he will let you launch for free. Thanks again Andy.

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 10-10-2007 12:58 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2301618)
" Andy works the register so just wave at him and he will let you launch for free".

Unlesss you are TOM TBONE :evilb::evilb::cool-smiley-027::ernaehrung004:

bigandy 10-10-2007 12:59 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2301618)
It's at lake side next to papas. Andy works the register so just wave at him and he will let you launch for free. Thanks again Andy.

Louis called me tuesday morning and ASKED if he could launch, now thats respect and class you all should take an example from, if not then try not to get any hair in your mouth sucking my cornhole!!!

bigandy 10-10-2007 01:01 PM

We would let "Watercolors" launch for free because its funny to watch you pole smokers try to drive a boat, you cockhounds may be worse boat drivers than chinese lesbians!!!

On Time 10-10-2007 01:04 PM

Beat this:
82 mph boat for less than $2K
http://www.boats.com/listing/boat_de...&srh_next=true

joew. 10-10-2007 01:07 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2301636)
Louis called me tuesday morning and ASKED if he could launch, now thats respect and class you all should take an example from, if not then try not to get any hair in your mouth sucking my cornhole!!!

You are one nasty sumbit(h!!!!

Trojan-man 10-10-2007 01:08 PM

Damn I am ready to go !!!!!!!!

joew. 10-10-2007 01:09 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2301640)
We would let "Watercolors" launch for free because its funny to watch you pole smokers try to drive a boat, you cockhounds may be worse boat drivers than chinese lesbians!!!

So you let homo's launch for free...??? Hmmmmm

jeff1000man 10-10-2007 01:10 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2301642)
Beat this:
82 mph boat for less than $2K
http://www.boats.com/listing/boat_de...&srh_next=true

Yeah

On Time 10-10-2007 01:10 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2301640)
pole smokers, cockhounds boat drivers chinese lesbians

What did he leave out?

joew. 10-10-2007 01:10 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2301642)
Beat this:
82 mph boat for less than $2K
http://www.boats.com/listing/boat_de...&srh_next=true

There you go spick1 you can own a boat and be 30 mph faster then Lefty:D

bigandy 10-10-2007 01:11 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2301649)
So you let homo's launch for free...??? Hmmmmm

sure come on out.... taint muncher.

joew. 10-10-2007 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2301654)
sure come on out.... taint muncher.

Get back to work...

bigandy 10-10-2007 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2301649)
So you let homo's launch for free...??? Hmmmmm

Convienent for you i know, when i was checking out her ass at the bar the other night i noticed her tuck back, she hides it well though, it must be one of those half sized ones like you got!! Figures as big as she is she would have a package, when she goes to court to pay a ticket does the bailiff yell out, " Thats a huge Biatch "

jeff1000man 10-10-2007 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2301664)
Convienent for you i know, when i was checking out her ass at the bar the other night i noticed her tuck back, she hides it well though, it must be one of those half sized ones like you got!! Figures as big as she is she would have a package, when she goes to court to pay a ticket does the bailiff yell out, " Thats a huge Biatch "

OH no he DIDAN'T. :hitfan:

txlefty 10-10-2007 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2301652)
There you go spick1 you can own a boat and be 30 mph faster then Lefty:D

Quite here....I'm nursing a hang over! SO SHUT THE FU(K UP!

txlefty 10-10-2007 01:27 PM

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Andy, figured since you so full of $hit all the time, you could add this to your classic car collection!

joew. 10-10-2007 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2301664)
Convienent for you i know, when i was checking out her ass at the bar the other night i noticed her tuck back, she hides it well though, it must be one of those half sized ones like you got!! Figures as big as she is she would have a package, when she goes to court to pay a ticket does the bailiff yell out, " Thats a huge Biatch "

Lets not.

joew. 10-10-2007 01:34 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2301676)
Andy, figured since you so full of $hit all the time, you could add this to your classic car collection!

So what is it like being puzzy whipped by someone half your age???? What a ***:rolleyes:

bigandy 10-10-2007 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2301669)
Quite here....I'm nursing a hang over! SO SHUT THE FU(K UP!

i saw a certain hummer driving through the ditches on 105 last night about 2:15...

way to be inconspicuous, good find on the ride however, please let me know where it is!!!

bigandy 10-10-2007 01:37 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2301688)
So what is it like being puzzy whipped by someone half your age???? What a ***:rolleyes:

i would think thats pretty cool...

joew. 10-10-2007 01:47 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2301692)
i would think thats pretty cool...

George has you another room mate for this weekend, Chris. You two try to keep the noise down:D

bigandy 10-10-2007 01:49 PM

he invited him so he is sharing a bed with him!!!

joew. 10-10-2007 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2301709)
he invited him so he is sharing a bed with him!!!

That's not what I heard??!!!

txlefty 10-10-2007 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2301692)
i would think thats pretty cool...

Thank you...


I could be worse, she could be going to those "doctor dinners" with some twice your age with whole lot more money. But I wouldn't worry if I was you, I'm sure she doesn't mind you spending all your free time on the boat getting wasted with all your buddies 3-4 days a week...:rolleyes::p:hitfan:

bigandy 10-10-2007 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2301712)
That's not what I heard??!!!

He is not going to do anything to risk getting his annual pass revoked, he will sleep in lefty's bed if i tell him too

jeff1000man 10-10-2007 01:56 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2301719)
He is not going to do anything to risk getting his annual pass revoked, he will sleep in lefty's bed if i tell him too

And shine your shoes, and iron your socks, and anything else masser tells him to do. :violent-smiley-045:

txlefty 10-10-2007 01:57 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2301709)
he invited him so he is sharing a bed with him!!!


Bull$hit.....he's can have the couch or the floor. And I didn't invite him. I fact I don't want the SOB to go, he can't afford to go so he be a pain in the azz!

joew. 10-10-2007 01:58 PM

Just so we are all on the same page: I will be collecting two hundred in cash from everyone to tip Louis guy. This is to cover boat slips, rooms, golf, willie, bottles of booze etc. Please have the money Friday before we leave and don't be that guy (George):evilb: This is very cheap because it would cost a grand if we had to pay like everyone else. The original deal was one hundred but that was before we added everything else into the mix.

txlefty 10-10-2007 02:01 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2301727)
Just so we are all on the same page: I will be collecting two hundred in cash from everyone to tip Louis guy. This is to cover boat slips, rooms, golf, willie, bottles of booze etc. Please have the money Friday before we leave and don't be that guy (George):evilb: This is very cheap because it would cost a grand if we had to pay like everyone else. The original deal was one hundred but that was before we added everything else into the mix.

I'll have you a check on Monday! :cool-smiley-027::ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-027:

bigandy 10-10-2007 02:03 PM

you take a two party out of state check, for half and then a bravo drive with a twisted shaft for the other half in three weeks?? if so i am all ready!!

wstultz 10-10-2007 02:03 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2301732)
I'll have you a check on Monday!

:mad::mad::mad:

joew. 10-10-2007 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2301722)
Bull$hit.....he's can have the couch or the floor. And I didn't invite him. I fact I don't want the SOB to go, he can't afford to go so he be a pain in the azz!

If you didn't invite him who did??????????????????

txlefty 10-10-2007 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2301754)
If you didn't invite him who did??????????????????

He invited himself and thought he was talking ****. I told him he had to have a least $500.00 on Friday or he wasn't getting on anyones boat. i don't think he'll swing it. I told him he wasn't bumming from anyone.

jeff1000man 10-10-2007 02:51 PM

Actuall aquisition price for the Panther is now 11,700.:D

Parts to build 2 new motors have been ordered.
:ernaehrung004:

She will now be turning 500HP 498's. After they are built, Leon will Dyno both to make sure they stay together and will install for me.

:boat:

joew. 10-10-2007 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2301787)
Actuall aquisition price for the Panther is now 11,700.:D

Parts to build 2 new motors have been ordered.
:ernaehrung004:

She will now be turning 500HP 498's. After they are built, Leon will Dyno both to make sure they stay together and will install for me.

:boat:

smart

jeff1000man 10-10-2007 03:01 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2301797)
smart

Boat should run pretty quick for a little boat.

joew. 10-10-2007 03:07 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2301801)
Boat should run pretty quick for a little boat.

And more importantly run for longer then one hour.


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