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Trojan-man 12-05-2007 10:23 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2361150)
Hmmm,, What arena will beable to hold the mayhem that a joew. celebration will bring??? Are there any asylums that have gone out of business that we can rent,,, the room with the padded walls will come in reall handy after 4 am. :evilb:

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

We need the following:

1 person to use as a punching bag (most likely jeff)
1 person to run a decoy pattern (ie. suck it trebek)
3 dirties to get pissed off and leave in 1 hour
1 bottle of sticky shoes for joew's feet and shoes
1 life preserver joew sized
1 instant tooth finder
1 new grill on standby
and 3 yard chairs put up nice and neat away from any drowning areas in the middle of the yard :evilb:

spk1 12-05-2007 10:37 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2361197)
:evilb::evilb::evilb:

We need the following:

1 person to use as a punching bag (most likely jeff)
1 person to run a decoy pattern (ie. suck it trebek)
3 dirties to get pissed off and leave in 1 hour
1 bottle of sticky shoes for joew's feet and shoes
1 life preserver joew sized
1 instant tooth finder
1 new grill on standby
and 3 yard chairs put up nice and neat away from any drowning areas in the middle of the yard :evilb:

I invited hutch,, I hope he is fast, lol

Trojan-man 12-05-2007 10:43 PM

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Is this the guy with the Harley from clear lake that makes the key west run all the time? Nice hood ornaments :D

bigandy 12-05-2007 10:58 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2361228)
Is this the guy with the Harley from clear lake that makes the key west run all the time? Nice hood ornaments :D

Mayyyyyybe?!?! He got in trouble a few times because the helicopters were filming him and not the boats in the race!!! i guess, i have no idea who that is and i never seen those girls before in my life!?!!?!

tomtbone1993 12-05-2007 11:06 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2361228)
Is this the guy with the Harley from clear lake that makes the key west run all the time? Nice hood ornaments :D

I posted that like 50 pages ago......




who is going to be in for a road trip too West Virgina???:cool-smiley-011:

spk1 12-05-2007 11:12 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2361228)
Is this the guy with the Harley from clear lake that makes the key west run all the time? Nice hood ornaments :D

So is that your way of saying your in for next year?? :D

Trojan-man 12-06-2007 12:54 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2361250)
So is that your way of saying your in for next year?? :D

You bet your arse I am in !!! If I have any money left after the miami boat show, I am so there !!!! I will make you a deal, I will go to key west if you buy a boat before we go :drink::drink:

spk1 12-06-2007 02:11 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2361304)
You bet your arse I am in !!! If I have any money left after the miami boat show, I am so there !!!! I will make you a deal, I will go to key west if you buy a boat before we go :drink::drink:

http://www.bookitkeywest.com/key-west.html

We are taking this from miami to keywest! For the races.

We will check it out during the boat show.

Trojan-man 12-06-2007 02:20 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2361318)
http://www.bookitkeywest.com/key-west.html

We are taking this from miami to keywest! For the races.

We will check it out during the boat show.

Works for me !!!!

boatman22 12-06-2007 05:14 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2361246)
I posted that like 50 pages ago......




who is going to be in for a road trip too West Virgina???:cool-smiley-011:


I'm close......what's in W Virgina?:party-smiley-004:

spk1 12-06-2007 06:15 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2361340)
I'm close......what's in W Virgina?:party-smiley-004:

The answer will be temporarily delayed untill 9 or 10 am, :cool-smiley-011:

spk1 12-06-2007 06:18 AM

I did stay in a holiday inn express last night so I will give it a guess, The new Smooth Operator, Operator. :confused:

boatman22 12-06-2007 06:19 AM

Smooth II

spk1 12-06-2007 06:20 AM

If he did,, he will become one of the new members of my fast growing club,, TOPPS, (The Teporarily, Out of Powerboat, Powerboating Squadron). :evilb: :angry-smiley-038:

joew. 12-06-2007 09:23 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2361197)
:evilb::evilb::evilb:

We need the following:

1 person to use as a punching bag (most likely jeff)
1 person to run a decoy pattern (ie. suck it trebek)
3 dirties to get pissed off and leave in 1 hour
1 bottle of sticky shoes for joew's feet and shoes
1 life preserver joew sized
1 instant tooth finder
1 new grill on standby
and 3 yard chairs put up nice and neat away from any drowning areas in the middle of the yard :evilb:

With all that there was not one take it in the can remark???

jeff1000man 12-06-2007 09:49 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2361616)
With all that there was not one take it in the can remark???

We will need a regulation. elementary school size chalk board and chalk so Joew can write "you take it in the can" 500 times. :cool-smiley-011:

bigandy 12-06-2007 09:51 AM

TOPPS, (The Teporarily, Out of Powerboat, Powerboating Squadron). NICE!!

appears as if joe has weaseled his way into "Stultzfestivus for the rest of us 2007", perhaps we should contemplate Darrel moores invite;

Ruth: Yeah!... If you talk to any of "my" boys who were not contacted... tell them.. I ran into Joe last nite and asked if he was coming and he nicely said he hadn't been invited!!

By the way West Vagina is the worst state in america to drive through but the drive up isnt horrible!!

Key west trip, DUH, ya we are going!

joew. 12-06-2007 09:58 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2361650)
TOPPS, (The Teporarily, Out of Powerboat, Powerboating Squadron). NICE!!

appears as if joe has weaseled his way into "Stultzfestivus for the rest of us 2007", perhaps we should contemplate Darrel moores invite;

Ruth: Yeah!... If you talk to any of "my" boys who were not contacted... tell them.. I ran into Joe last nite and asked if he was coming and he nicely said he hadn't been invited!!

By the way West Vagina is the worst state in america to drive through but the drive up isnt horrible!!

Key west trip, DUH, ya we are going!


Lefty said to say thanks for the use of your ramp on Tuesday.:evilb:

tomtbone1993 12-06-2007 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2361364)
Smooth II

Smooth may be going to WV we are real close on terms.

Who will be going to D Moores party with me tonight? I will be running arrons all day around C Town:cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 12-06-2007 11:40 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2361781)
Smooth may be going to WV we are real close on terms.

Who will be going to D Moores party with me tonight? I will be running arrons all day around C Town:cool-smiley-011:

I may stop by on my way home

Trojan-man 12-06-2007 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2361365)
If he did,, he will become one of the new members of my fast growing club,, TOPPS, (The Teporarily, Out of Powerboat, Powerboating Squadron). :evilb: :angry-smiley-038:

I wouldn't call your situation Temporary.....the last boat you owned was in 1982....and there is still no real proof...other than a pic of someone else's boat at a boat ramp. There is proof, however, that you did own a trailer.....
:evilb::evilb::evilb:

On Time 12-06-2007 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2361228)
Is this the guy with the Harley from clear lake that makes the key west run all the time? Nice hood ornaments :D

This is Keith Pusser. He is a COP. A detective. Should I forward to him all the "nice" things you all have been saying ??? And yes, the hood ornaments wre really nice. I've got pix.

Trojan-man 12-06-2007 12:11 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2361830)
This is Keith Pusser. He is a COP. A detective. Should I forward to him all the "nice" things you all have been saying ??? And yes, the hood ornaments wre really nice. I've got pix.

The only thing I said was,"Is this the guy with the Harley from clear lake that makes the key west run all the time? And Nice hood ornaments :D"

:party-smiley-004:

joew. 12-06-2007 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2361830)
This is Keith Pusser. He is a COP. A detective. Should I forward to him all the "nice" things you all have been saying ??? And yes, the hood ornaments wre really nice. I've got pix.

I didn't see anything bad said about that guy? I know if that is the same boat that was at the poker run it is a bad mutha!

Now lets see those pics:D

On Time 12-06-2007 01:34 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2361968)
Now lets see those pics:D

But this thread is G-rated.

BY U BOY 12-06-2007 02:55 PM

whats a 500hp 454 worth under 30 hours.

joew. 12-06-2007 05:03 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2362102)
whats a 500hp 454 worth under 30 hours.

Jeff1000 has 15 in his garage now and he only wants 100000000000000000 for them:evilb:

bigandy 12-06-2007 05:28 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2362102)
whats a 500hp 454 worth under 30 hours.

is it built by Gregory performance? cause lets see, 685 lbs times 20 cents per pound.... about $150.

hope i was some help.

bigandy 12-06-2007 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2361992)
But this thread is G-rated.

ya, that stands for naked "G"irls is ok!!

BY U BOY 12-06-2007 05:49 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2362290)
is it built by Gregory performance? cause lets see, 685 lbs times 20 cents per pound.... about $150.

hope i was some help.

nope it the one in my boat

jeff1000man 12-06-2007 05:57 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2362322)
nope it the one in my boat


Why you want to sell you motor?

jeff1000man 12-06-2007 06:23 PM

I could be in the cruiser club and still beat Lefty with this boat. :evilb::eek:

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o20164-en.html

bigandy 12-06-2007 07:39 PM

that fountain is cool, it took me a second to figure out the engine picture.... it likes he has cinder blocks in the bilge!!

BY U BOY 12-06-2007 08:03 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2362444)
that fountain is cool, it took me a second to figure out the engine picture.... it likes he has cinder blocks in the bilge!!

me too.

BY U BOY 12-06-2007 08:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2362338)
Why you want to sell you motor?

don't know yet:party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 12-06-2007 08:07 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2362444)
that fountain is cool, it took me a second to figure out the engine picture.... it likes he has cinder blocks in the bilge!!

That is just proper planning on his part so that when the new buyer takes it out and it breaks down, it will go ahead and sink to the bottom faster.

tomtbone1993 12-06-2007 10:14 PM

bump......the bs thread will not be under any parade thread

jeff1000man 12-06-2007 10:38 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2362606)
bump......the bs thread will not be under any parade thread

What are you talking about?

You didn't go to Darrel Moores party?

Trojan-man 12-06-2007 10:46 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2362102)
whats a 500hp 454 worth under 30 hours.

I don't know but if you posted it on this thread, jeffman1000 and Bigandy have already sniffed it out and bought it :evilb::eek:

spk1 12-06-2007 11:14 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2361876)
The only thing I said was,"Is this the guy with the Harley from clear lake that makes the key west run all the time? And Nice hood ornaments :D"

:party-smiley-004:

Umm you forgot about the part where U said Fu(k the law,, and nobody was above a bribe or two?? :eek:


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