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jeff1000man 10-11-2007 09:14 PM

http://funhouse.bubble.ro/1157/How_T..._Mountain_Dew/

tomtbone1993 10-11-2007 09:18 PM

check out spik1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfAZZvb8oOY

tomtbone1993 10-11-2007 09:19 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od8N_XsLDPY

Trojan-man 10-11-2007 09:22 PM

so what time is everyone getting on the road, so I know what time to leave my casa ??

Trojan-man 10-11-2007 09:42 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2303410)
10am at the kehma bridge correct.

I just got back from getting the half gallon of jager but i forgot the redbull:violent-smiley-045:ham and cheese samiches are being made as we speak and brownies are in the bag.:cool-smiley-027:

gots to go get some azz:D

nice, ham and cheese samiches, brownies.......looks like you and I can do some bidness.... :ernaehrung004:

you still aint gettin no a$$ :p

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 10:03 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2303439)
nice, ham and cheese samiches, brownies.......looks like you and I can do some bidness.... :ernaehrung004:

you still aint gettin no a$$ :p

SPALDING!!!!!!!!

You'll get nothing and like it!!!!!

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 10:04 PM

Hey kid, What is it with you and the fu(king sandwitches??

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 10:05 PM

I beleive I will start making cookies. I still have about 3 boxes of them in the freezer. Think this is a good time to cook them all at once.:ernaehrung004:

BY U BOY 10-11-2007 10:06 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2303439)
nice, ham and cheese samiches, brownies.......looks like you and I can do some bidness.... :ernaehrung004:

you still aint gettin no a$$ :p

I just got done getting some azz.:cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 10:08 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2303461)
I just got done getting some azz.:cool-smiley-027:

So,,,,,,,

It took you 30 minutes to talk her into it. 5 minutes to do it. 10 minutes to shower. and 2 to get back to the computer and tell us about it.

Good job.

BY U BOY 10-11-2007 10:09 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2303457)
Hey kid, What is it with you and the fu(king sandwitches??

Well just look at who is in our crew. Just tryn' to keep the crew from starving:cool-smiley-027:

BY U BOY 10-11-2007 10:10 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2303465)
So,,,,,,,

It took you 30 minutes to talk her into it. 5 minutes to do it. 10 minutes to shower. and 2 to get back to the computer and tell us about it.

Good job.

Hey i got mine:D

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 10:14 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2303466)
Well just look at who is in our crew. Just tryn' to keep the crew from starving:cool-smiley-027:


Actually you missed the quote from the famous movie??????



Gentlemen please name that movie.:readinghelp:

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 10:14 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2303468)
Hey i got mine:D

Good job.:cool-smiley-011::D:cool-smiley-027::Whatever:

BY U BOY 10-11-2007 10:29 PM

I don't think i can sleep:violent-smiley-045:

tomtbone1993 10-11-2007 10:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2303471)
Good job.:cool-smiley-011::D:cool-smiley-027::Whatever:

Caddy Shack & Bad Santa

tomtbone1993 10-11-2007 10:38 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2303485)
I don't think i can sleep:violent-smiley-045:

rub out another one.....:cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 10-11-2007 10:38 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2303422)
so what time is everyone getting on the road, so I know what time to leave my casa ??

you can just meet Andy at club 105 @ 8:00am .....:cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 10:48 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2303491)
Caddy Shack & Bad Santa

DING DING DING

CORRECT ANSWER BY THE GROOM.

Tell us what he's won.

:Score-101010::boat::party-smiley-020:

Trojan-man 10-11-2007 11:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2303493)
you can just meet Andy at club 105 @ 8:00am .....:cool-smiley-027:

negative ghostrider............i guess I will just wait for someone to beat on the door :D:D

tomtbone1993 10-11-2007 11:26 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2303532)
negative ghostrider............i guess I will just wait for someone to beat on the door :D:D

the only muther fu(ker beatin on your door will be Spik1 wanting food:cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 11:27 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2303532)
negative ghostrider............i guess I will just wait for someone to beat on the door :D:D

Someone will have to be the designated caller.

You actually should meet us at club 105 in the morning because I think we will only have 2 trucks going down there.

Someone still needs to pick up buy u girl

bigandy 10-11-2007 11:31 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2303493)
you can just meet Andy at club 105 @ 8:00am .....:cool-smiley-027:

you'll still be there, i think i saw some stray kittens at club 105 the other night and it will take you at least an hour to get them all gathered up!

jeff1000man 10-11-2007 11:32 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2303538)
you'll still be there, i think i saw some stray kittens at club 105 the other night and it will take you at least an hour to get them all gathered up!

That was his dog

Trojan-man 10-12-2007 12:44 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2303536)
the only muther fu(ker beatin on your door will be Spik1 wanting food:cool-smiley-027:

CHUNK WANT FOOD !!!!!!!! :food-smiley-007:

Trojan-man 10-12-2007 12:45 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2303537)
Someone will have to be the designated caller.

You actually should meet us at club 105 in the morning because I think we will only have 2 trucks going down there.

Someone still needs to pick up buy u girl

yeah cause it makes sense to drive from the woodlands to conroe, back to the woodlands :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

see ya'll biatches in da mornin

jeff1000man 10-12-2007 01:06 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2303559)
yeah cause it makes sense to drive from the woodlands to conroe, back to the woodlands :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

see ya'll biatches in da mornin

Not our fault you live down there in that chithole.

5 hours to go and counting.

Still sitting at my desk getting paperwork done for the office. I am cutting it a little bit close on this one.

spk1 10-12-2007 01:17 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2303507)
DING DING DING

CORRECT ANSWER BY THE GROOM.

Tell us what he's won.

:party-smiley-020:

THatss righttt Bobbbb, he has won,,,, One Vagina for the rest of his life,,,, followed by a Lifetime supply of No Blow Jobs everrrr!!,, :ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-026::D

Trojan-man 10-12-2007 01:35 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2303570)
THatss righttt Bobbbb, he has won,,,, One Vagina for the rest of his life,,,, followed by a Lifetime supply of No Blow Jobs everrrr!!,, :ernaehrung004::cool-smiley-026:

:evilb::evilb::party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 10-12-2007 01:36 AM

Everybody that is asleep takes it in the can :violent-smiley-045:

jeff1000man 10-12-2007 01:48 AM

4 hours to go and counting :ernaehrung004:

jeff1000man 10-12-2007 01:48 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2303572)
Everybody that is asleep takes it in the can :violent-smiley-045:

Trojan is probably asleep by now. So he takes it in the can. :hitfan:

spk1 10-12-2007 02:35 AM

You all take it in the cann!

spk1 10-12-2007 02:49 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVuUH...ysuckle%20rose


LEts go byatchess!!!!!!!!

spk1 10-12-2007 02:54 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz8STGeV6jc

You must watch this instructional video before you are able to attend the bachelor party. There willl be a quiz!

:boat::party-smiley-048::evilb::violent040::boat:

spk1 10-12-2007 03:00 AM

classic version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tnyp...elated&search=

new version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0whgi...elated&search=



Put your game faces on boyzzz!!!!

:ernaehrung004::evilb::drink::boat::party-smiley-020:

jeff1000man 10-12-2007 05:49 AM

SPK1, quit taking it in the can and get your azz moving. We all ready know you will not be at storage until just after 4pm.












































And you take it in the can. :rolleyes:

jeff1000man 10-12-2007 06:15 AM

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jeff1000man 10-12-2007 06:17 AM

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Trojan-man 10-12-2007 06:48 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2303585)

That is Tbones theme song !!! :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

jigga what ???


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