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spk1 12-14-2007 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2372043)
Sounds to me like two Kevins make a right:evilb:

You know you probably got the same email,, only from Joe Stern. :rolleyes:

spk1 12-14-2007 02:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2372045)
secret mission at Club 105:cool-smiley-011:

Just hit it with a hammer,, then bolt it back in. :cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 12-14-2007 02:59 PM

who the hell is missbeadsly

sign up date of 2day.

Whos old lady is spying on them now

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joew. 12-14-2007 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2372039)
Is anything happenning in conroe tonight?

I hear your sister is having a b-day party. I love it when she gets drunk:evilb::evilb::evilb:

spk1 12-14-2007 03:01 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2372050)
I hear your sister is having a b-day party. I love it when she gets drunk:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Dont go there loverboy, lol Im still recovering from the last time you talked to me about hitting on other girls besides kim. :eek:

spk1 12-14-2007 03:03 PM

OH hold on a sec,, Im going to turn my head away from the screen to watch another pilot boat run up the channel. :evilb:

tomtbone1993 12-14-2007 03:06 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2372056)
OH hold on a sec,, Im going to turn on bigandys video of the two dicks and 1 ass, i like a good sword fight. :

:eek::eek::eek::eek: sick bastard

joew. 12-14-2007 03:08 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2372056)
OH hold on a sec,, Im going to turn my head away from the screen to watch another pilot boat run up the channel. :evilb:

It is just like Conroe. You watch a bunch of dudes with their own boats:evilb:

tomtbone1993 12-14-2007 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2372050)
I hear your sister is having a b-day party. I love it when she gets drunk:evilb::evilb::evilb:

it does not take much:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 12-14-2007 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2372048)
who the hell is missbeadsly

sign up date of 2day.

Whos old lady is spying on them now

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my guess is its your old lady......we have nothing to hide, :cool-smiley-011::food-smiley-007:

BY U BOY 12-14-2007 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2372067)
my guess is its your old lady......we have nothing to hide, :cool-smiley-011::food-smiley-007:

not mine we already know her screen name.:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 12-14-2007 03:12 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2372062)
It is just like Conroe. You watch a bunch of dudes with their own boats:evilb:

oooohhhhhh you have done it now........you just wait till after the Miami boat show...eerrr i mean St. Pats day...i mean Memorial Day......eeerrr imean July 4th.....i mean Labor Day.....i mean Christmas 08.....i mean Miami Boat Show 09.....he he..he he

Trojan-man 12-14-2007 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2370721)
Ok MuthaFu(kas,,,

The gloves are offf! I just signed both ur old ladies up for lifetime subscriptions to Modern Bride magazine. Lets see how long your boats last now!, :angry-smiley-038: :evilb:

I told her the banana was her christmas present....didn't go over well. :angry-smiley-038:

tomtbone1993 12-14-2007 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2372068)
not mine we already know her screen name.:party-smiley-004:

just a thought since she felt the need to pay to check on you before she could just sign up under another name....:cool-smiley-011:

spk1 12-14-2007 03:34 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2372050)
I hear your sister is having a b-day party. I love it when she gets drunk:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Oh yeaaa, ur right,,, I love it when she gets drunk tooo,, cuz then I get the chance to fu(k UR prom date again. :eek: :eek:

Trojan-man 12-14-2007 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2372043)
Sounds to me like two Kevins make a right:evilb:

:evilb::evilb:

spk1 12-14-2007 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2372106)
:evilb::evilb:

Ohh,, I dont need any from you today.

Trojan-man 12-14-2007 03:38 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2372060)
:eek::eek::eek::eek: sick bastard

I'tt take swwwordzzz for $500 Treeeebek ....



"Bullextz"

Trojan-man 12-14-2007 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2371753)
anyone around here that can fix my gimble? My swivel pin is worn out and don't really want to remove the engine and replace the gimble.

Take it off and bring it over, I am rebuilding gimbals in my garage right now. You can cut a hole in the outside too if you want, people do it that way too. I might have the extra parts you need if you need any.

spick1 I like the renegade and the avanti, they look sportier....the Jefferson marlago looks like more of a fishing rig......and you don't do much fishin....except for strippers... :drink:

Trojan-man 12-14-2007 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2372110)
Ohh,, I dont need any from you today.

Damn spick, how did you piss everyone off today ????

ps.. I like the made up story about nigerians, that by far is your highest and best excuse for not buying a boat so far :evilb::angry-smiley-038:

joew. 12-14-2007 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2372104)
Oh yeaaa, ur right,,, I love it when she gets drunk tooo,, cuz then I get the chance to fu(k UR prom date again. :eek: :eek:

Yeah and after you did that she started doing crack. I wonder how bad that must have been.:party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 12-14-2007 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2372126)
Yeah and after you did that she started doing crack. I wonder how bad that must have been.:party-smiley-004:

thats because she realized she was with the dirtiest man on the planet :eek::eek:

joew. 12-14-2007 03:45 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2372125)
Damn spick, how did you piss everyone off today ????

ps.. I like the made up story about nigerians, that by far is your highest and best excuse for not buying a boat so far :evilb::angry-smiley-038:

:D

spk1 12-14-2007 03:46 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2372126)
Yeah and after you did that she started doing crack. I wonder how bad that must have been.:party-smiley-004:

I cut her off,, and she went after the crack to replace the feeling I could give. :evilb:

spk1 12-14-2007 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2372125)
Damn spick, how did you piss everyone off today ????

ps.. I like the made up story about nigerians, that by far is your highest and best excuse for not buying a boat so far :evilb::angry-smiley-038:

Pretty cocky for a couple guys who cant make a generator run,,, funny I never even remember the Hatteras having generator problems. :rolleyes:

joew. 12-14-2007 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2372135)
I cut her off,, and she went after the crack to replace the feeling I could give. :evilb:

What is that? Cold, WHITE, and never had aboat?????:evilb:

On Time 12-14-2007 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2371997)
You said "smooth":cool-smiley-011:

Where is Smooth's middle leg, er, engine?

joew. 12-14-2007 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2372138)
Pretty cocky for a couple guys who cant make a generator run,,, funny I never even remember the Hatteras having generator problems. :rolleyes:

That is because you never had a Hatterass:drink:

Trojan-man 12-14-2007 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2372138)
Pretty cocky for a couple guys who cant make a generator run,,, funny I never even remember the Hatteras having generator problems. :rolleyes:

1.) The Hatteras was your dad's...therefore you can make no claims of ownership of your well doing :rolleyes:

2.) The Trojan generator is now unstoppable :D

3.) You take it in the can :eek:

4.) Just because you post more boats still doesn't mean you will sack up and get one :eek:

Trojan-man 12-14-2007 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2372140)
What is that? Cold, WHITE, and never had aboat?????:evilb:

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 12-14-2007 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2372143)
Where is Smooth's middle leg, er, engine?

I have a feeling that has something to do with their "secret" mission :evilb:

Trojan-man 12-14-2007 03:54 PM

I gotta go work on boat chit....spick1 if you want to learn how, bring you chrome shirt and designer jeans over here and we will have a tutorial about gimbals :D

BY U BOY 12-14-2007 03:55 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2372079)
just a thought since she felt the need to pay to check on you before she could just sign up under another name....:cool-smiley-011:

she is paid in ful for her membership:D

BY U BOY 12-14-2007 04:00 PM

Tman thats the whole thing i don't want to remove t i just want to fix it.:mad:

spk1 12-14-2007 04:02 PM

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...3Doff%26sa%3DN

marlago

spk1 12-14-2007 04:06 PM

Ohhh,, I cant believe these two guys are going to make a comment like this one??

1.) The Hatteras was your dad's...therefore you can make no claims of ownership of your well doing

Hmmm? Dads owning boats your right any boat you own with ur dad doesnt count,,, as well as a boat with no out drive,, :rolleyes:
By my calculations we have two more nonboat owners. :evilb:

joew. 12-14-2007 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2372166)
Ohhh,, I cant believe these two guys are going to make a comment like this one??

1.) The Hatteras was your dad's...therefore you can make no claims of ownership of your well doing

Hmmm? Dads owning boats your right any boat you own with ur dad doesnt count,,, as well as a boat with no out drive,, :rolleyes:
By my calculations we have two more nonboat owners. :evilb:

There is a big difference between partners and what your dad had when you were twelve:eek:

spk1 12-14-2007 04:22 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2372171)
There is a big difference between partners and what your dad had when you were twelve:eek:

Wow,, Make one comment about a generator,, and these guys get all bent out of shape. :evilb:

spk1 12-14-2007 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2372138)
Pretty cocky for a couple guys who cant make a generator run,,, funny I never even remember the Hatteras having generator problems. :rolleyes:

This doesnt say "I" own a Hatteras,, it just says I never had any generator problems,, on the Hatteras, I did all the maintainence on. :angry-smiley-044:

joew. 12-14-2007 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2372181)
Wow,, Make one comment about a generator,, and these guys get all bent out of shape. :evilb:

Are you coming up tonight??????


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