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BY U BOY 09-10-2007 06:01 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2265906)
JoeW. has not been able to drink for 3 days......he is going through withdraws......poor guy going under the knife tomorrow:( :( :(

whats he going under the knife for

Trojan-man 09-10-2007 06:04 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2265899)
maybe you can hitch a ride in Spik1's new rig......

NICE !!!!!!! Photoshop strikes again !!! :evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 09-10-2007 06:06 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2265908)
trojan = .5

pontoon = .5

banana= 0 I can not count what I have not seen....

add all 3 up and you have 1 divided by 3 and you have less than 1.....

I guess that is tethlong math !! You haven't seen the pontoon, but you still counted it :drink:

jigga who?

Trojan-man 09-10-2007 06:07 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2265928)
whats he going under the knife for

He's getting a hot beef injection.........and a new grill


toothless joe jackson :evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 06:09 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2265941)
I guess that is tethlong math !! You haven't seen the pontoon, but you still counted it :drink:

jigga who?

I saw the pontoon at your mom's crib.......When Andy was well....you ..know

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 06:11 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2265943)
He's getting a hot beef injection.........and a new grill


toothless joe jackson :evilb: :evilb:

nice.....:eek: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2265943)
He's getting a hot beef injection.........and a new grill


toothless joe jackson :evilb: :evilb:

older brother knocked that tooth out a long time ago.......something about a baseball to the mouth 10 feet away does numbers.......i was a real a-hole back then

Trojan-man 09-10-2007 06:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2265955)
older brother knocked that tooth out a long time ago.......something about a baseball to the mouth 10 feet away does numbers.......i was a real a-hole back then

glad to see your behavior has come a long way since then :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 09-10-2007 06:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2265947)
I saw the pontoon at your mom's crib.......When Andy was well....you ..know

When Andy was uhhhhh..... drunk? Passed out drooling on himself ?? motorboating random girls ?? Talking to cops chitfaced?? Starting chit with people and ducking out ?? Big andy cannot be classified with just a ..... you know :drink: :drink: :drink:

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 06:26 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2265964)
When Andy was uhhhhh..... drunk? Passed out drooling on himself ?? motorboating random girls ?? Talking to cops chitfaced?? Starting chit with people and ducking out ?? Big andy cannot be classified with just a ..... you know :drink: :drink: :drink:

all of the above .........:food-smiley-009: :ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 06:27 PM

Hello There. I am about to explain to you something that you really need to
hear. I'm not going to beat around the bush, I will hurry up & get straight
to the point of this email. Only 32% of all women can reach a climax from
having intercourse alone.This means that most women are left ultimately
unsatisified. You may believe that you rock her world but truth is told, you
probably don't!

Trojan-man 09-10-2007 06:34 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2265981)
Hello There. I am about to explain to you something that you really need to
hear. I'm not going to beat around the bush, I will hurry up & get straight
to the point of this email. Only 32% of all women can reach a climax from
having intercourse alone.This means that most women are left ultimately
unsatisified. You may believe that you rock her world but truth is told, you
probably don't!

I guess I know the dirty 32% then :drink: :drink: :eek: :eek:

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 06:40 PM

Kasey told me she feel in the 68%......poor girl

wstultz 09-10-2007 08:23 PM

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Some thing I learned in Tahoe


#1....Andy does have a brother....any resemblence? I didn't believe he was a McDonald until he tried to talk me and Andy into getting the car so he could steal all of our women.

wstultz 09-10-2007 08:30 PM

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#2 This lake is the $hiznigididshiznitshabam!

wstultz 09-10-2007 08:34 PM

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#3 Andy can deflate the dingy and inflate his gut at the same time!

wstultz 09-10-2007 08:36 PM

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# 4 It was CCCOOOOLLLLLDDDDD

wstultz 09-10-2007 08:39 PM

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The house from The Godfather was cool.

wstultz 09-10-2007 08:47 PM

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My old lady had fun pimpin around in the Formula in the crystal blue water.

wstultz 09-10-2007 08:52 PM

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Here's a few for Spick 1.

wstultz 09-10-2007 08:53 PM

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Uno mas for Spick

wstultz 09-10-2007 08:58 PM

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Some new, some old, all bad a$$.

wstultz 09-10-2007 09:02 PM

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It was a kick a$$ trip....except for the $hitty drive.:D

BY U BOY 09-10-2007 10:16 PM

would you guys up in Conroe quit playing with you co(ks so we can hit 10k post by close of business Friday. Thanks management.:evilb: :evilb: :food-smiley-009: :drink:

BY U BOY 09-10-2007 10:18 PM

wade those are some awsome pics.Such a beautiful place.

spk1 09-10-2007 10:36 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2265766)
buy the one Sarah lets you buy......we already know she is the ultimate decesion maker...

My thought is this...you break one engine with twins, you can still limp it back on one. You break with a single, you will need a tow....

Also I think a 30 rides better with twins vs. a single


Also if I where you. I would ask Sarah this question...Is she there for moral support or finacial support??

Exactly,,,, but what happens if you have three,, and your at ticfaw,, and you just told your crew how cool all the bars at the card stops are? :evilb: :evilb: do you still need to get towed back? :cool: :cool:

Rcolter 09-10-2007 10:38 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2266410)
Exactly,,,, but what happens if you have three,, and your at ticfaw,, and you just told your crew how cool all the bars at the card stops are? :evilb: :evilb: do you still need to get towed back? :cool: :cool:

UH???????????????

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spk1 09-10-2007 10:39 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2188177)
Dont let them fool you,,, I hear Wednesday has a key to the hummer, a key to the crap shoot, and a check book,,There was an extra tooth brush in the condo,and I am almost sure the bmw lefty just bought is an early engagement present. :evilb: :cool:

Wooooooo,, :evilb: I got in some deep deep trouble sunday night for posting this one wayy wayy back,,, :evilb: but I did see wednesday drive off in that bmw this weekend, :eek:

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 10:41 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2266410)
Exactly,,,, but what happens if you have three,, and your at ticfaw,, and you just told your crew how cool all the bars at the card stops are? do you still need to get towed back? :cool: :cool:

You invite a different crew the following year:eek: :evilb: :evilb:

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 10:42 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2266413)
Wooooooo,, :evilb: I got in some deep deep trouble sunday night for posting this one wayy wayy back,,, :evilb: but I did see wednesday drive off in that bmw this weekend, :eek:

the truth hurts....:food-smiley-007: :ernaehrung004:

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 10:42 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2266412)
UH???????????????

BIP

who the fu(ked pulled your string????

tomtbone1993 09-10-2007 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2266397)
wade those are some awsome pics.Such a beautiful place.

:evilb: :evilb:

BY U BOY 09-10-2007 11:06 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2266410)
Exactly,,,, but what happens if you have three,, and your at ticfaw,, and you just told your crew how cool all the bars at the card stops are? :evilb: :evilb: do you still need to get towed back? :cool: :cool:

double bip.

Oh by the way all the stops were a blast:ernaehrung004:

BY U BOY 09-10-2007 11:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2266421)
:evilb: :evilb:

gee how did i know that was coming:violent-smiley-045:


you know how i know your gay. You have pictures like that stored on your computer:evilb:

jeff1000man 09-11-2007 01:15 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2265673)
Ok guys opinions needed. I know the pros and cons to single vs twins.

If you were in the market for a 29 would you rather a twin small block or a single BBC.

I like to work on my own chit so i like space but i also like speed so who wants to slap me in the face first:rolleyes: :grinser010:

SPK1 and I remembered what the problem with a big boat with 1 motor is the other night. Think back to the worst day you ever had docking your current boat and pu it on steroids. There is no replacement for twins at the dock. Period......

jeff1000man 09-11-2007 01:17 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2265872)
get a single, 1/2 the maintenance, 1/2 the gas, same speed :drink: :drink:

This from a guy who has had more pics taken of his dad on his boat than himself all year.

jeff1000man 09-11-2007 01:26 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2265994)
I guess I know the dirty 32% then :drink: :drink: :eek: :eek:

Or the .5% that you know have a really great manicured lawn.




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spk1 09-11-2007 01:28 AM

OH yea,, and I forgot,,,,,,,,, WE GOT A POOL BYTCHESS!!!!

:evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :party-smiley-048:

spk1 09-11-2007 01:29 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2266485)
Or the .5% that you know have a really great manicured lawn.




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I thought it was his g/f with the manicured lawn?

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spk1 09-11-2007 01:30 AM

HEy JEff,, Want to get to 10,000 post while all these pansies are sleeping? :ernaehrung004:


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