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txlefty 04-13-2007 02:15 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2092081)
Im off every wed maybe i can pull my punk chit up there and run it.:rolleyes: I should be getting a package from Barry Grant on Tues. I guess i have to see if my probation is revoked then i can come run with you guys.:D

I don't know...such a little boat we don't want the Islander or Trojan-man to throw a rouge wave your way. Puff-puff give...."You gotta crawl before you can walk":evilb:

BY U BOY 04-13-2007 02:17 PM

i may have a crawfish boil on sunday after the run. MAYBE.

txlefty 04-13-2007 02:19 PM

Watch out Biatches...as of 2:15 central standard time. CrapShoot is offically fully insured with Topps as additional insured! Couldn't happen fast enough...somebiatch will probably sink tonight with all the weather heading our way! :D

BY U BOY 04-13-2007 02:19 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2092098)
I don't know...such a little boat we don't want the Islander or Trojan-man to throw a rouge wave your way. Puff-puff give...."You gotta crawl before you can walk":evilb:

I'll take the rouge wave just have you camera ready:drink:

txlefty 04-13-2007 02:20 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2092102)
I'll take the rouge wave just have you camera ready:drink:

:D Sign me up! :D

jeff1000man 04-13-2007 02:21 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2092101)
Watch out Biatches...as of 2:15 central standard time. CrapShoot is offically fully insured with Topps as additional insured! Couldn't happen fast enough...somebiatch will probably sink tonight with all the weather heading our way! :D


I guess the S- Turns are gonna get a little tighter. Congrats. Did Bob say if I get a referral fee??

tomtbone1993 04-13-2007 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2092101)
Watch out Biatches...as of 2:15 central standard time. CrapShoot is offically fully insured with Topps as additional insured! Couldn't happen fast enough...somebiatch will probably sink tonight with all the weather heading our way! :D

The high speed driving and S Turns at night will need to come to a complete stop for TOPPS. Don't forget will premote safe boating:cool:

tomtbone1993 04-13-2007 02:25 PM

I need to get my days off switched:(

spk1 04-13-2007 02:28 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2092111)
The high speed driving and S Turns at night will need to come to a complete stop for TOPPS. Don't forget will premote sail boating:cool:

:evilb:

wstultz 04-13-2007 02:29 PM

My internet goes out for four hours and I miss 3 pages of $hit talk.

For the record this is how it's gonna go.......The Islander and Trojan man will both be on plane traveling in the same direction, three hundred feet apart. The go fast will come at the opposite direction in between the two pigs and hit the wakes where they crest. Like hitting a double up on a wakeboard. The forth boat will be a ways off to the side where the wakes crest going in the same direction as the two pigs to get some good photographic evidence.

For the record no camera is allowed within fifteen feet of Chad's old lady.

wstultz 04-13-2007 02:30 PM

And bring your wings and gay flight suits ladies.

spk1 04-13-2007 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2092118)
My internet goes out for four hours and I miss 3 pages of $hit talk.

For the record this is how it's gonna go.......The Islander and Trojan man will both be on plane traveling in the same direction, three hundred feet apart. The go fast will come at the opposite direction in between the two pigs and hit the wakes where they crest. Like hitting a double up on a wakeboard. The forth boat will be a ways off to the side where the wakes crest going in the same direction as the two pigs to get some good photographic evidence.

For the record no camera is allowed within fifteen feet of Chad's old lady.

Where does the ambulance and rescue diver wait? :evilb:

spk1 04-13-2007 02:32 PM

I was thinking,, if we started our own club,, we could spend the dues and fees on strippers and beerrr!! :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

wstultz 04-13-2007 02:32 PM

Oh...and we can put SPK1 in a dingy right where the wakes crest with a tape measure to see how high we get.:D

tomtbone1993 04-13-2007 02:33 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2092118)

For the record no camera is allowed within fifteen feet of Chad's old lady.

that sucks..,.....:(



What about yours:evilb: :evilb:

wstultz 04-13-2007 02:33 PM

you have 666 post. You little devil.

spk1 04-13-2007 02:33 PM

Careful guyss,, all my posts today are registering as 666. :eek: friday 13!

spk1 04-13-2007 02:34 PM

Never mind the curse has passed, lol :evilb:

wstultz 04-13-2007 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2092124)
that sucks..,.....:(



What about yours:evilb: :evilb:


I only say that because last time Creedo and I went wake jumping behind the Trojan she had the camera and was too busy taking pictures of herself to see the shinny props coming out.:mad:

spk1 04-13-2007 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2092123)
Oh...and we can put SPK1 in a dingy right where the wakes crest with a tape measure to see how high we get.:D

"I need a little wind here" :evilb:

tomtbone1993 04-13-2007 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2092128)
Careful guyss,, all my posts today are registering as 666. :eek: friday 13!

time for you to come out of the closet:D

txlefty 04-13-2007 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2092111)
The high speed driving and S Turns at night will need to come to a complete stop for TOPPS. Don't forget will premote safe boating:cool:

If I remember correctly....YOUR THE ONE WHO SHOWED ME HOW TO DO THEM AT MIDNIGHT!!!!:D More than a few times!

tomtbone1993 04-13-2007 02:36 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2092130)
I only say that because last time Creedo and I went wake jumping behind the Trojan she had the camera and was too busy taking pictures of herself to see the shinny props coming out.:mad:

i can see that.......poor Chad:p

tomtbone1993 04-13-2007 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2092133)
If I remember correctly....YOUR THE ONE WHO SHOWED ME HOW TO DO THEM AT MIDNIGHT!!!!:D More than a few times!

do as i say not as i do:D

spk1 04-13-2007 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2092132)
time for you to come out of the closet:D

Did Rkelly tell you we were in there??? :eek: :evilb: :evilb:

BY U BOY 04-13-2007 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2092098)
I don't know...such a little boat we don't want the Islander or Trojan-man to throw a rouge wave your way. Puff-puff give...."You gotta crawl before you can walk":evilb:

this pick will self destruct in 5 mins:drink:

tomtbone1993 04-13-2007 02:39 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2092139)
Did kelly tell you we were in there??? :eek: :evilb: :evilb:

she said you had a little we we

spk1 04-13-2007 02:42 PM

Wait I think you mis read my post. :rolleyes: :cool: :p go back up and check again.

txlefty 04-13-2007 02:43 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2092144)
We tryed to go under the bed,, but there were too many old broken heads and exhaust parts under there. :evilb:

Funny chit! Tom did you and Kelly register at Trick Marine, Victory Marine, West Marine yet? We all need to pitch in and get Kelly a real nice wedding gift, something that she'll actually use..... A WORKING 540 for the Smooth Operator! :evilb:

BY U BOY 04-13-2007 02:44 PM

i want to hit 2k post the same time this thread does.:D

tomtbone1993 04-13-2007 02:49 PM

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drunk bastards......

Rcolter 04-13-2007 02:51 PM

Now why do I always have to be a drunk bastard? What did I do to deserve this?

spk1 04-13-2007 02:52 PM

Uhh oh he pulled out the big guns! :evilb:

joew. 04-13-2007 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2092156)
drunk bastards......

Man I look built next to those two yahoos:rolleyes:

spk1 04-13-2007 02:53 PM

That day I was definently a drunk bastard,, :drink:

txlefty 04-13-2007 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2092156)
drunk bastards......

What the hell ....TOPPS hit squad???? Glad I paid my dues! :D

jeff1000man 04-13-2007 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2092160)
Now why do I always have to be a drunk bastard? What did I do to deserve this?

Point of order.. Notice Colter is drinking water in the pic????????

tomtbone1993 04-13-2007 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2092160)
Now why do I always have to be a drunk bastard? What did I do to deserve this?

because you are drunk more than you are sober?

spk1 04-13-2007 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2092164)
Man I look built next to those two yahoos:rolleyes:

Yea, wallmart fashions definently did all the work there. :evilb:

jeff1000man 04-13-2007 02:55 PM

OH **** !!!!! There was a camera at that party!!!!:eek:


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