[QUOTE=joew.;2160088]She's also potty trained, fetches, take a bullet for ya, and LOVES PEANUT BUTTER! :D

I'm out -- I've caused enough drama for one day!
I think Patrick is coming up tomorrow - I want him back in one piece please!
And well before 5am.:D

I hope so....:D Because BY U is getting a bigger boat before the ring. We already made a decision:cool:

Don't try the food dangle in our faces........be strong men !!!!

New OSO law : Proposition 69, article 12, subsection 3: -- says " due to the influx of spy and criminal activity, There will be no more password logons, now you have to register your weiners with OSO to logon........."

I can see that this is going to be a problem with some members. Jeffman, and Lefty, they are going to make exceptions for ****ydo's. :D :D :D

[QUOTE=sarahcooper;2160065]there you go with that bullchit again:D

HOLY $HIT, breakin the man down on his website with all of his boyz present.......

I'm with you Joe, Betty snugles, is always happy to see you, DOESN'T TALK, and she likes boats. Sounds like the way to go too me.

And when the hell did it go from 2 months salary to 4 months. That must be the inner-looper special. Any woman will be lucky to get a fu(kin cracker jack special from me.

"Sorry hun, I was just going to get your ring when the new trick marine catalog came in the mail.":D

[QUOTE=BY U BOY;2160101]By U Boy, when they ask you more than once a month, it is time to just buy a bigger boat so they know where that ring money is going. :eek: :eek: I have decided I will spend the rest of my life with a girl that never mentions getting married to me. I decided that today.

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2160105]Good call!

I am going to start a ring escrow company, where you tell your long time girlfriend that you bought the following: vette, boat, sports car, truck, jeep, motorcycle, business, bar, hookers, strippers etc.. You actually send me the money to hold onto that way it clears your account so they can see it is gone and you are not bluffing, then the true test comes. If she leaves, or if she stays, it really doesn't matter, you got to see that look on her face. Then, I remove a small percentage 1% or 2% for my fee, and the money is returned untainted. This might be a quick way out of a relationship for some of ya'll. Think it over, have your people get with my people...

I get to see that look on her face everyday. I makes me get up in the morning.:evilb:

And I think I will keep all 100%.

you are wrong.....she is a good girl

yeah she is a good girl, you need to do the right thing. sell the boat and get a little house with a big backyard for betty :evilb: :evilb: :eek: :evilb: :eek:

Bip !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree she is a good girl. Probably the best, but ...not ready

99.5% ?

Is Jackie and her friend coming out to play tonight Thomas ??? I bet spick1 gets to say 3 words and then she has to leave bc it will be getting dark ..... BIP

did you just give yourself a BIP??? I need to review the rule book:drink: :drink:

Spick1 didn't get a word in, Moush Mouth did all the talking. That is propaly why they rolled so early:rolleyes: :D

no that was a recollection of a third party BIP that I reiterated.

a single BIP comment will always be reflected to the immediate preceding comment unless otherwise noted

Jeffman --- "Hey girls, I have 14 remote control cars, 2 houses, a dodge, and 73 mustang with a medium block engine, and two boats, and a sanford and son garage......so how yoooouuuuu ddddoiiiinnnn? "


Spick1 -- "Hi, i am kevin. They call me Chunk. I like to eat, i like it alot "

see ya'll at papas, I am out.....Tbone, have fun in midtown, keep her entertained

Is the Island still on for 2morrow? I will probably bring the boat out there.

I have to be back before the street lights turn on though.:rolleyes: :D

I thought the island was tonight and tomorrow, don't know for sure, but I am headed that way now.

There could be a change of plans,,, I just got back from meeting downtown,, as I sat at the Hyatt having lunch,, I noticed a table of hot college age chicks,, then just as I thought it couldnt get better,, another table filled up with,, yess,, hot college aged chicks,,, then another,, then another,,, thenn as I was thinking dayum,, I will never get andy talked into this,,, a table full of hot high school aged chicks sits down :eek: ,,, So I ask one of the chicks what they were up to in houston,,, and as she holds a clear trash bag full of stuffed monkeys, :chimp: , she says we are here for a dance competition,, is there anything fun to do around here at night. I say yes,, and then proceed to the front desk to make sure there are a few rooms availible for us tonight........................................... ..........."to be continued"

i need to get this signed befor i come play in the morning:rolleyes: :D

Hey Smiley, bring six or seven of dem biatches up to conroe for me, will ya?

Thanks in advance

Lets see if we cannot ratify the stripper clause before the document is signed, :evilb:

You got to make them come up here. If you don't, " you're puttin the Puzzy on a pedistal."

;) , I will be needing one wing man,, I believe they will be there untill the weekend, so lets not get crazy and abort steak night just yet.

What if your dating a stripper?

Ive been to a strip club or two before,, so I know the pedistal is only worth $250 max, :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

What if the stripper is working her way through college? :cool:

If we are around some hooters girls,, do 2 of them equal one stripper? :evilb:

Nice!

That contract definently needs some exemptions for safety purposes. ;)

sounds like dinner tonight in MidTown and lunch tomorrow at the Heights.....It is going to be a good week.:evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

I knew there was a reason she was letting off the hook:rolleyes:

Well I gotta go. All of you guys are gay and I will catch up w/ ya later.

Your girlfriends don't talk to me.