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tomtbone1993 04-16-2007 04:33 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2095514)
And thank you for bringing up painful memories.

i feel your pain my friend.....you can cry on my shoulder....things will get better:p

wstultz 04-16-2007 04:34 PM

My next job will not be in the homebuilding business.

Rcolter 04-16-2007 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2095513)
Here's what happened all because of a ****ty Volvo manifold.

Port #6, on my ****ty volvo manifold, leaked enough water through my exhaust valve and in to cylinder #6 to make it difficult for my piston to compress. This difficulty fried my connecting rod bearing (creating friction, creating hot oil temps) which in turn fried my crank and pretty much everything else on the lower end, including my nuts.

So what happened to all of the other motors? Maybe a name change would help? Trouble Maker sounds just so troubleish. Maybe name her "Problem Solved" Just my .02

tomtbone1993 04-16-2007 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2095557)
So what happened to all of the other motors? Maybe a name change would help? Trouble Maker sounds just so troubleish. Maybe name her "Problem Solved" Just my .02

or maybe 'Will Suck Cock for Gas"

joew. 04-16-2007 04:42 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2095562)
or maybe 'Will Suck Cock for Gas"

Wow that was harsh.... I have gas:D

BY U BOY 04-16-2007 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2095562)
or maybe 'Will Suck Cock for Gas"

you know how i know your gay.

you think of chit like that:drink:

BY U BOY 04-16-2007 04:47 PM

193 to go

tomtbone1993 04-16-2007 04:48 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2095571)
you know how i know your gay.

you think of chit like that:drink:

you have never met Wstultz. You didn't know he was a pole smoker? You to had to cross paths in the Montrose area.....

BY U BOY 04-16-2007 04:49 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2095577)
you have never met Wstultz. You didn't know he was a pole smoker? You to had to cross paths in the Montrose area.....

i don't bend over in that area.:p if i drop my keys i kick them to the safest area:D

tomtbone1993 04-16-2007 04:52 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2095469)
10-1 says the Smooth Operater, will not get wet until Sunday.

really? 10 -1 hun......?

joew. 04-16-2007 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2095582)
i don't bend over in that area.:p if i drop my keys i kick them to the safest area:D

Sure, it's hard to bend over when you are on your knees....
:eek:

BY U BOY 04-16-2007 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2095587)
Sure, it's hard to bend over when you are on your knees....
:eek:

i bow to no one
Joew:blaster:

joew. 04-16-2007 04:57 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2095592)
i blow anyone
Joew:blaster:

No thanks, I am good:crazy:

BY U BOY 04-16-2007 04:59 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2095596)
No thanks, I am good:crazy:

WOW i guess i left myself open for that one:rolleyes:

joew. 04-16-2007 04:59 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2095586)
really? 10 -1 hun......?

Are you going to prove me wrong:drink:

wstultz 04-16-2007 05:00 PM

Definitely not a pole smoker. BIATCHES

BY U BOY 04-16-2007 05:00 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2095596)
No thanks, I have a puzzy:crazy:

dont give all your secrets away:p

joew. 04-16-2007 05:01 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2095602)
Definitely not a pole smoker. BIATCHES

That is were black betty comes in:doggy:

tomtbone1993 04-16-2007 05:01 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2095601)
Are you going to prove me wrong:drink:

tonight ***** i will be leaving the office shortly:eek:

joew. 04-16-2007 05:10 PM

All hands on deck, all hands on deck. we are going to see something that few have ever seen.

Is it a Bigfoot?

Is it the Haileys comet(every 75yrs)???

Is it George comming home with a girl, not three drunk dudes??

Is it buy you boy with twins?

Is it spk1 w/ anything?

Is it trojan-man leaving the dock???

No it is much much more..... The smooth operator will be launching in the great lake of Conroe on April 16, 2007. Admission will be 15$ to see this rare site... Tickets are going fast so please contact your local ticket master....
:evilb: :evilb:

I got nothin but love for ya tbone, but that is kinda funny

tomtbone1993 04-16-2007 05:13 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2095609)
All hands on deck, all hands on deck. we are going to see something that few have ever seen.

Is it a Bigfoot?

Is it the Haileys comet(every 75yrs)???

Is it George comming home with a girl, not three drunk dudes??

Is it buy you boy with twins?

Is it spk1 w/ anything?

Is it trojan-man leaving the dock???

No it is much much more..... The smooth operator will be launching in the great lake of Conroe on April 16, 2007. Admission will be 15$ to see this rare site... Tickets are going fast so please contact your local ticket master....
:evilb: :evilb:

I got nothin but love for ya tbone, but that is kinda funny




:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

joew. 04-16-2007 05:18 PM

joew., txlefty, tomtbone1993, bigandy, wstultz, Rcolter, sarahcooper


Sarahcooper you can't just read the bs you need to contribute....:chick: :D

txlefty 04-16-2007 05:20 PM

Damn I'm gone an hour to a closing and all hell breaks loose! Whole lotta bashing going on!

Wade quit crying.....no pity party here! Everyone has had engine woes.

Tom get your bucket in the water and tell Joe to suck it!

And will somebody for god sakes buy me a beer! :D

txlefty 04-16-2007 05:24 PM

And who do I make my $15 check to? Is it a tax deductable donation to "Tom Needs New Motors Fund?" Waiting for Tom's boat is like waiting for the Van Halen reunion........for all you young biatches, that would be with David Lee Roth. Not Van Hagar. "I'm a rocker through and through" :D I've just reserved a 12 hour spot with the local FOX channel for a TOPPS Help Save Tom's Boat Telethon sponsered by JEGS. This years host will be David Blackwood pleading to the American public for money for Tom to buy all new $hit! With special guest stars Crockett and Tubbs, David Hasselhoff and Knight Rider remember kids "Don't Hassel The Hoff!" American Gladiators featuring: Lazer, and musical guests Culture Club, Duran Duran, and Wham. And feature twirling from The "Boys" club of Montrose! Should be HUGE!

BY U BOY 04-16-2007 05:30 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2095616)
joew., txlefty, tomtbone1993, bigandy, wstultz, Rcolter, sarahcooper


Sarahcooper you can't just read the bs you need to contribute....:chick: :D

with pics:drink:

joew. 04-16-2007 05:31 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2095623)
And who do I make my $15 check to? Watching Tom boat will be like waiting for the Van Halen reunion........for all you young biatches, that would be with David Lee Roth. Not Van Hagar. "I'm a rocker through and through" :D

All checks will be made out to "Save the Operator charity Group Inc." All proceeds will go to marine engine parts:D

BY U BOY 04-16-2007 05:32 PM

its going to be like xmas here tomorrow.:D packages from Barry Grant and jegs should hit my desk in the morning:eek:

txlefty 04-16-2007 05:43 PM

ya gotta see 1824!

joew. 04-16-2007 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2095641)
ya gotta see 1824!

:D

BY U BOY 04-16-2007 05:58 PM

:evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 04-16-2007 07:31 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2095496)
thanks lefty

joe i dont drink crown in the summer

Tbone, chadwick and bigandywick homes can take off whenever if you want someone to ride with you

:drink: :cool: yeah, just call me, I am at the lake everyday anyway... :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

Trojan-man 04-16-2007 07:35 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2095538)
Who's hiring? I've got to quit this deadbeet job.

I just had a 20 year old female from Porter with three kids tell me how she thought her house should be built.:mad:

Tell that bieatch to stick to making sandwiches and walking around the house barefoot and pregnant, and also tell her that we build homes differently when there are no wheels underneath them.....dirty tricks.....

Trojan-man 04-16-2007 07:36 PM

By the way, I am convinced sarahcooper is one of our old ladies checking up on us boys.........My dibs, Maryandy or Megan Stultz.....:eek:

spk1 04-16-2007 07:43 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2095538)
Who's hiring? I've got to quit this deadbeet job.

I just had a 20 year old female from Porter with three kids tell me how she thought her house should be built.:mad:

You should have told her you built the kind of homes with out the wheels on them. :eureka:

spk1 04-16-2007 07:47 PM

OH I should have read down before I posted,, seems Trojan-Man had that one covered, :drink:

spk1 04-16-2007 07:50 PM

Too bad I expelled all my energy last night,, or else I would make the 1 hour (3 with traffic) drive to the lake to see this ground breaking phenomenon! Good luck,, and my 10 is on smooth operator. :evilb: cuz we worked on it over....and....over......and........over....then drank a little while.....then over.......then.. well you get the point. :evilb:

wstultz 04-16-2007 09:02 PM

well I guess Megan Stultz is better than Chad Prochascahhkjii??????

BY U BOY 04-16-2007 09:15 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2095821)
Too bad I expelled all my energy last night,, or else I would make the 1 hour (3 with traffic) drive to the lake to see this ground breaking phenomenon! Good luck,, and my 10 is on smooth operator. :evilb: cuz we did it over....and....over......and........over then drank a little while.....then over.......then.. well you get the point. :evilb:

your arm must be tired:evilb: :D

BY U BOY 04-16-2007 09:16 PM

any word does she run?

wstultz 04-16-2007 09:20 PM

She purrs like a kitten.


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