6. boat 27 up, 16 down

An amphibious vehicle used to transport people from one area to another via water (duh).

a boat is commonly used by rednecks to escape from the old lady and drink lots of beer. They tend to use the excuse that they are fishing, although really they are just drinking lots of beer and watching the water.

Many times a boat can also be used to transport illegal aliens from Cuba(and other Latin American countries) to the United States. Often these boats are captured, repainted, and sold to rednecks.

Loads of middle class white men want boats, but they never get them. Only the bold white trash people get them.

A very costly mistake of some people is to confuse a boat with a yacht or a ship. Only rich people can afford those, or a redneck with no house. Therefor they are not in the category of boats.

African Americans never want boats, because they cant swim.

Only rednecks and white trash have boats

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How did you do on that boat with your name solely on the title ?? :evilb: :evilb:

Talk all you want to, but the new rule is:

People with boats not running can only pick on other people with boats not running.

For example:

Tom: wstultz, you are a ****hole and you captain a rowboat...

Wstultz: Up yours gorillas in the mist, at least I only have 1 engine not working, not 3....

Officially:

Trojan: working condition
Smooth Valdez: non working EPA violation :D

No really.....all bs aside, that is a good lookin boat, I would love to get my hands on some diesels.....

I do not recommend going after the officers of the club not a good move. Boats running not running it does not matter.

What does matter is we were at Tickfaw, You were not. You where at home playing with your Lincoln Logs tryin to build houses.



my good kredit:chimp: :drink:

I new you homos would like those pics......BTW I bought it for 24K:cool:

Had a great time last night putting my tins on the engine and getting it prepped to drop in only to realize, during the last step, that the block was wrong.:mad: It's not really wrong but the dipstick hole was on the wrong side. Now I have to weld that dumbA$$ addapter on there. SS$$$$$$$$HHHHHIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

That would have never happened to Jeff:chimp: :D :D :evilb:

Chad, did wade get a hold of your computer again?!?

nice!:D

[QUOTE=tomtbone1993;2129563]I do not recommend going after the officers of the club not a good move. Boats running not running it does not matter.

What does matter is we were at Tickfaw, You were not. You where at home playing with your Lincoln Logs tryin to build houses.


Don't fall back on your officers crap, if you can pick on a non member, then the non member can pick on the officer, thats how I roll :D

keep talkin d1ckhole, phone price now $265.....juice still running....:eek: don't make me send gino and the boys after ya........

you tell gyno to come on and get that money if she can...

What's up biatches!!! Looks like ya'll need me to stir up some $hit! :D I'm getting my a$$ kicked at my new neighborhood !! Any of you fools up for the lake tomorrow??? Call me 'cause I don't have internet yet! Just so you don't forget........


















































you are ALL f^gs and your momma dresses you funny! :D

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2129897]Like I said before you have no class.........:evilb: :evilb:

You got moved out of New Caney?

[QUOTE=tomtbone1993;2129934]You are just like a woman, have to have the last word :argue:

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2129948]will it be weird for you seeing me as the best man in your mom's wedding?


I will recommend you for the ring bearer

Hopefully you went over this signal at the topps saftey course last night,, it could help in avoiding any misunderstandings or oversights in the future.

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Barrier isnt the right word "Capt Tethlong" but i i concure with the recommendation, he is the right height and he would cute in the outfit below ( he might already own it )

Ring Bearer: Usually the Ring Bearer is a little boy and according to Emily Post's Complete Book of Wedding Etiquette, "the most appropriate dress is short pants with an Eton jacket, preferably white but occasionally navy.

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what is it with you being "safety sally" enough already!!

Drive it like you stole it!

Have enough life jackets for most of the people on your boat!

Dont drink so much that you are noticably drunk in case you get pulled over!

If you are going to haul ass at night do it with the lights off so the cops dont know where you are!

And when rafting up with your friends just get close and kill your motors and the other boaters will catch you before you slam into anything ( lefty taught me that one )

And for goodness sakes always, always drive by papas as fast as your boat will go at least twice before you pull in for a beer break!

"damn kid what is it with you and sandwiches?"


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bad santa, nice!!

I was watchin Bad News Bears this morning:D didn't want to roll out of the sack....


What the hell is wrong with you kid? You having daddy issues? Go out their and hit the ball

Baldwick Homes: Is it red right returning or the other way around????

JoeW BOYL: It doesnt matter as long as the kids on the jet skies think we are cool for letting them jump our 9 foot rollers while we snow plow around the lake at half throttle??

Joe and chad as they pass a skier near the 1097 bridge. :eek:

That's not a wake, this is a wake. Also, this is a wakeboarder not a skier....and a damn good looking one too!:p

To bad that was ten years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cruisers....wakeboarding? WTF..........I am glad Colter still has some balls it appears a few of you have lost yours...

Scooter really knows how to jump wakes !!!! :evilb: :evilb:

Does anyone remember the billboard, "Come by lakeshore sports, and let Wade the Wakeboard guy put you in a new ski centurion ?"

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MarriAndy, in which one of your broke down ass boats have you done any of these things ??? Hmmmmm, Hmmmmm ?? Gambling is illegal at bushwood, and I never slice !!!

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Put a wakeboard tower on this.
http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o16525-en.html

Ohh Yeahh

dMN YOU ARE QUICK I JUST CAME IN HERE TO POST THAT LINK:D

That boat needs to be here. It would make a great throw down. I think it would even fit in my boat stall if anyone needs a place to keep it.