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BY U BOY 01-05-2008 05:02 PM

Im about to jet from work. Worhtless azzz day for sales:angry-smiley-038:

tomtbone1993 01-05-2008 05:04 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2394670)
Im about to jet from work. Worhtless azzz day for sales:angry-smiley-038:

we had some strong ups today....it should be worth the drive in:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 01-05-2008 05:05 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2394595)
ok boys do yall think we can hit 20k post by 3/9/2008.:D

I don't think you monkies can do it:evilb:

I don't think we can either.....to many slackers.....:(:evilb::party-smiley-004:

On Time 01-05-2008 07:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2394286)
not really......i heard you can't give away Scarabs:hitfan::evilb:

Jason in Seabrook just sold his 2000 38 Scarab with 500EFI's
to a guy in NJ for $95K. He bought it for $105K 2 years ago. That's not too bad...

On Time 01-06-2008 10:42 AM

Ya'll don't have boats because you don't work Sat, Sun, nights, weekends, and holidays like I do.:Whatever:

jeff1000man 01-06-2008 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2395249)
Ya'll don't have boats because you don't work Sat, Sun, nights, weekends, and holidays like I do.:Whatever:

You want us to go use you rboat today for you. The weather is great. I can use it tomorrow for you also, or the next day, or the day after that, and so on and so forth. :party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

On Time 01-06-2008 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2395277)
You want us to go use you rboat today for you. The weather is great. I can use it tomorrow for you also, or the next day, or the day after that, and so on and so forth. :party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

Well, let me see...
















:grinser010::grinser010:

On Time 01-06-2008 11:47 AM

I think I'm off next weekend when it will be rainy and cold. :angry-smiley-044::angry-smiley-044::angry-smiley-044:

Trojan-man 01-06-2008 11:53 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2395249)
Ya'll don't have boats because you don't work Sat, Sun, nights, weekends, and holidays like I do.:Whatever:

If thats what gets you through workin Sat, Sun, nights, weekends, and holidays, keep telling yourself that :evilb::evilb::D

On Time 01-06-2008 12:06 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2395324)
If thats what gets you through workin Sat, Sun, nights, weekends, and holidays, keep telling yourself that :evilb::evilb::D

I need to figure out a way to make the same money without working Sat, Sun, nights, weekends, and holidays.

Any ideas? I say let's open a topless club on the Lake, accessable by boat, with our wives, girlfriends, mothers and mistresses as the initial workforce donating their time and talent as dancers, waitresses, etc. until we have enough $ to hire real ones. BigAndy can loan us the seed money to get started!

Trojan-man 01-06-2008 05:09 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2395330)
I need to figure out a way to make the same money without working Sat, Sun, nights, weekends, and holidays.

Any ideas? I say let's open a topless club on the Lake, accessable by boat, with our wives, girlfriends, mothers and mistresses as the initial workforce donating their time and talent as dancers, waitresses, etc. until we have enough $ to hire real ones. BigAndy can loan us the seed money to get started!

Great idea !! It has been talked about before, however, there will be no stripclubs in montgomery county according to some bigwig sheriff or something.

in any case, I nominate my old lady to make samiches and cookies, this will also keep her in the back away from the business end :cool-smiley-027:

And yes, I bet that 3 1984 cadillacs, 2 nonrunning jeeps, 1 duece, 2 1979 chevy blazers, and a plethera of various boat types running and non-running will be some sweet seed money :party-smiley-004::hitfan:

boatman22 01-06-2008 05:35 PM

Wade, you still have some I-beams you want to sell? I need one about 12' long.:cool-smiley-027:

wstultz 01-06-2008 05:47 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2395601)
Wade, you still have some I-beams you want to sell? I need one about 12' long.:cool-smiley-027:

Sure. Come out here and check them out when you get the chance. It might be cheaper and easier to just order them from Mueller but you are welcome to come look. Better yet, I might have to order some more steel from them so we could just combine the order and split the delivery cost. Whatever works best for you. You're only like 15 minutes from me aren't you?

Trojan-man 01-06-2008 05:55 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2395601)
Wade, you still have some I-beams you want to sell? I need one about 12' long.:cool-smiley-027:

Yeah and while you are there, pick up my gauges from inside the banana and powder coat the rims platinum for me :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026: that would be thuper :D:D

bigandy 01-06-2008 07:01 PM

Bizzaro World,

We visited bizzaro world the other day. In bizzaro world everything is backwards from what it should be. In bizzaro world the six foot girls sit on the most unlikely guys lap. In bizzaro world after the unlikely gentlemen disapears for 2 hours with the six foot hottie he sits down with a smile on his face and says to his friends, damn that is the sweetest pu$$y i ever ate.

I hope that i dont visit bizarro world again for a while!!

tomtbone1993 01-06-2008 11:17 PM

Its time to get this thread back on track.

The subject will be American Gladiators:)

Trojan-man 01-06-2008 11:58 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2395706)
Bizzaro World,

We visited bizzaro world the other day. In bizzaro world everything is backwards from what it should be. In bizzaro world the six foot girls sit on the most unlikely guys lap. In bizzaro world after the unlikely gentlemen disapears for 2 hours with the six foot hottie he sits down with a smile on his face and says to his friends, damn that is the sweetest pu$$y i ever ate.

I hope that i dont visit bizarro world again for a while!!

:evilb::evilb::hitfan:

Trojan-man 01-06-2008 11:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2395985)
Its time to get this thread back on track.

The subject will be American Gladiators:)

how did lazer do ??

boatman22 01-07-2008 07:16 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2395624)
Yeah and while you are there, pick up my gauges from inside the banana and powder coat the rims platinum for me :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026: that would be thuper :D:D

Get me the Platinum powder and I'll do it....Here is where I buy powder from...but any brand you want to buy is fine.

http://www.caswellplating.com/powder/index.html

On Time 01-07-2008 08:40 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2395581)
Great idea !! It has been talked about before, however, there will be no stripclubs in montgomery county according to some bigwig sheriff or something.

in any case, I nominate my old lady to make samiches and cookies, this will also keep her in the back away from the business end :cool-smiley-027:

And yes, I bet that 3 1984 cadillacs, 2 nonrunning jeeps, 1 duece, 2 1979 chevy blazers, and a plethera of various boat types running and non-running will be some sweet seed money :party-smiley-004::hitfan:

Allright then. Lets pitch in on a HOOTERS franchise. We'll put it at Water Point.

joew. 01-07-2008 09:16 AM

BY U BOY, Trojan-man both take it in the can!!!!!!

BY U BOY 01-07-2008 09:16 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2396189)
Allright then. Lets pitch in on a HOOTERS franchise. We'll put it at Water Point.

If we make it a PRIVATE club with a paying membership we can do what ever we want:evilb:

BY U BOY 01-07-2008 09:17 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2396231)
BY U BOY, Trojan-man both take it in the can!!!!!!

You take it in the can for not coming to the boat show with us.:D

boatman22 01-07-2008 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2396189)
Allright then. Lets pitch in on a HOOTERS franchise. We'll put it at Water Point.

HOOTERS on the Water...just think about it......:D

joew. 01-07-2008 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2396235)
You take it in the can for not coming to the boat show with us.:D

I wanted to spend time with my ole lady. And it was way better then the boat show!!!! I would have liked to have gone though.:(

Trojan-man 01-07-2008 09:21 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2396231)
BY U BOY, Trojan-man both take it in the can!!!!!!

Is that because we can get out of dinner for one night to go to the boat show with our bubbas ?? :evilb::evilb::cool-smiley-026:

joew. 01-07-2008 09:23 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2396241)
HOOTERS on the Water...just think about it......:D

It would be bad azz. I have heard it talked about for years. I wonder why it has never happened?

boatman22 01-07-2008 09:23 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2395616)
Sure. Come out here and check them out when you get the chance. It might be cheaper and easier to just order them from Mueller but you are welcome to come look. Better yet, I might have to order some more steel from them so we could just combine the order and split the delivery cost. Whatever works best for you. You're only like 15 minutes from me aren't you?

Great I can come out this afternoon or tomorrow morning. I'll be out of town Wed, but back Friday. PM me your address.

joew. 01-07-2008 09:27 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2396247)
Is that because we can get out of dinner for one night to go to the boat show with our bubbas ?? :evilb::evilb::cool-smiley-026:

Keep talkin smack biatch. I chose to spend time with her over you monkeys:D It was a good night and I didn't have to listen to a bunch of azz clowns jerk off boat salesman about how they are "in the market" or a "cash buyer"......:evilb:

jeff1000man 01-07-2008 09:49 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2396256)
Keep talkin smack biatch. I chose to spend time with her over you monkeys:D It was a good night and I didn't have to listen to a bunch of azz clowns jerk off boat salesman about how they are "in the market" or a "cash buyer"......:evilb:

It was so slow in there that if you merely walked by and said this is a cool boat, you were harrased until you just walked away.

Must be pretty bad in the boat business right now. :(

jeff1000man 01-07-2008 09:50 AM

http://houston.craigslist.org/boa/523678018.html

On Time 01-07-2008 09:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2396284)
It was so slow in there that if you merely walked by and said this is a cool boat, you were harrased until you just walked away.

Must be pretty bad in the boat business right now. :(

Yep and there are some great deals on new ones!!!

Now - HOOTERS Lake Conroe - whose in?

BY U BOY 01-07-2008 09:58 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2396290)
Yep and there are some great deals on new ones!!!

Now - HOOTERS Lake Conroe - whose in?

Not in the Baja section:D 130k for a 26 with a 525.

That 33 challenger with 525's,ac,head,ref,and tv for 115k looked like a good deal but it only has a 20* dead rise.

BY U BOY 01-07-2008 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2396241)
HOOTERS on the Water...just think about it......:D

We need one on conroe and one on clear lake.:evilb:

jeff1000man 01-07-2008 10:39 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2396303)
Not in the Baja section:D 130k for a 26 with a 525.

That 33 challenger with 525's,ac,head,ref,and tv for 115k looked like a good deal but it only has a 20* dead rise.

You would be great in a BAJA :evilb::evilb::party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 01-07-2008 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2396241)
HOOTERS on the Water...just think about it......:D

That is a very reasonable idea, How much powder do I need for just 6 gauges? The smallest amount they sell? thnx :D

jeff1000man 01-07-2008 10:45 AM

Who's boat was this. It still has Montgomery, TX. on it?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1996-...QQcmdZViewItem

BY U BOY 01-07-2008 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2396369)
Who's boat was this. It still has Montgomery, TX. on it?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1996-...QQcmdZViewItem

I don't know but that thing has been for sale for a LOOOOOOOONG time.

jeff1000man 01-07-2008 10:51 AM

Scary Mary Part Deux

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Wellc...QQcmdZViewItem

wstultz 01-07-2008 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2396369)
Who's boat was this. It still has Montgomery, TX. on it?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1996-...QQcmdZViewItem


That boat was Stroman's old Sonic


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