Offshoreonly.com - The B.S. Thread

I guess with the way this thread is going we will never see 20k post:Whatever:

Tbone is busy being stroked by customers
jeffro is busy stroking boat broakers
Big Andy is painting free candy on his 1947 blazer:evilb:
joew is spending time with his SO
TXlefty is cleaning out his HUUUmmmmmer
Spick1 is well, no one knows where he is.:party-smiley-004:
I have trouble finding this thread:D
Wade is buying more peanut butter
trojanman is not mowing the lawn
beak42 is looking at the very first searay ever made:)
who did i leave out

BY U BOY

01-07-2008 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2396613)

looks like you where quick on the edit button:):)

yepi was trying to beat you to it since you are the even number post king:cool-smiley-011:

On Time

01-07-2008 02:18 PM

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...Ray&slim=quick

BY U BOY

01-07-2008 02:42 PM

TTT this thread shall never fall below the # 2 spot onthis page.:D

jeff1000man

01-07-2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2396488)

what do you need?

High performnce Toys needs a website. :D

wstultz

01-07-2008 03:17 PM

bump

tomtbone1993

01-07-2008 03:28 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...=1#post2396832

this thread is getting good:):)

joew.

01-07-2008 03:29 PM

Bump #2

BY U BOY

01-07-2008 04:03 PM

Ttt

BY U BOY

01-07-2008 04:04 PM

100 more to go :evilb:

tomtbone1993

01-07-2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2396759)

High performnce Toys needs a website. :D

I bet I could make one......

Trojan-man

01-07-2008 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2396369)

Who's boat was this. It still has Montgomery, TX. on it?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1996-...QQcmdZViewItem

That's either wayne stroman's old boat, or gary stallings

joew.

01-07-2008 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2396895)

That's either wayne stroman's old boat, or gary stallings

I will take SHSHSHWORDS for 500 Trebek:D

tomtbone1993

01-07-2008 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2396895)

That's either wayne stroman's old boat, or gary stallings

So Gary Stallings purchased the boat from Bubba MCNutt who purchased it from Stroman..........so would that be the same boat????:evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man

01-07-2008 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2396483)

If anybody knows a CHEAP website guy. Send him my way.

When you all get done taking it in the can. :evilb:

call randy sebesta @ 281-701-8109. He is local here in conroe and he put together www.chadwickhomesonline.com

he is very inexpensive and he can do any programming you want, credit card stuff, whatever you want. :D

Trojan-man

01-07-2008 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2396901)

So Gary Stallings purchased the boat from Bubba MCNutt who purchased it from Stroman..........so would that be the same boat????:evilb::evilb:

I don't know, the only real estate guys I know who owned go fast boats on conroe were stroman and stallings.....but last time i saw stallings he had a big baja, but that was about 4 years ago

tomtbone1993

01-07-2008 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2396912)

I don't know, the only real estate retards I know who owned go fast boats on conroe were stroman and stallings.....but last time i saw stallings he had a big baja, but that was about 4 years ago

"If you don't know the truth you are not Lying" -jeff10000man

joew.

01-07-2008 04:35 PM

That is funny!!!

Trojan-man

01-07-2008 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2396919)

"If you don't know the truth you are not Lying" -jeff10000man

:evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993

01-07-2008 05:08 PM

This was my response in regards to the Baja Bash: "no offense Boatman22"

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2396923)

Negative JayHawk, I was working on Saturday, drove by on the way home and saw way to many Baja's......reminded me of all the Mexicans at a Selena concert. Need to say I thought it would be funner to go home and drag my balls over broken glass, than hang out with a bunch of Baja's:evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man

01-07-2008 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2396919)

"If you don't know the truth you are not Lying" -jeff10000man

AMEN :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man

01-07-2008 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2396907)

I will call him. Does he charge extra to make it look GAY like that?

I really enjoyed the pink shadowing.

spk1	01-07-2008 06:57 PM

Any body eating out tonight? Im hungry :cool-smiley-027:

jeff1000man

01-07-2008 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2397131)

Any body eating out tonight? Im hungry :cool-smiley-027:

just got done eating.

jeff1000man

01-07-2008 07:39 PM

If I could just win the lottery

http://search.har.com/engine/dispSea...0&backButton=Y

Trojan-man

01-07-2008 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2396997)

I will call him. Does he charge extra to make it look GAY like that?

I really enjoyed the pink shadowing.

yes he charges extra for gayness and extra trinkets :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026: Its not pink, d1ckhole :angry-smiley-038:

bigandy

01-07-2008 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2397343)

yes he charges extra for gayness and extra trinkets :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026: Its not pink, d1ckhole :angry-smiley-038:

ya ithhhsssss chartreussssse, swiwy bwiwy!!!

wstultz

01-07-2008 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2397357)

ya ithhhsssss chartreussssse, swiwy bwiwy!!!

You know how I know you're gay?????

Trojan-man

01-07-2008 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2397362)

You know how I know you're gay?????

b/c he gets bj's from Puerto Rican guys outside treasures if he waits until 3:15 ???? If not, then nevermind :party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man

01-07-2008 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2397357)

ya ithhhsssss chartreussssse, swiwy bwiwy!!!

try saying it in the nazi cartman voice, it is even funnier :cool-smiley-027:

boatman22

01-08-2008 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2396365)

That is a very reasonable idea, How much powder do I need for just 6 gauges? The smallest amount they sell? thnx :D

If thats all you're going to do....just get the small size.

bigandy

01-08-2008 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2397537)

try saying it in the nazi cartman voice, it is even funnier :cool-smiley-027:

totally seriously, if you call me piggy one more time i gonna rip your dam nuts off!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsYdbqV_d8c

jeff1000man

01-08-2008 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2397609)

If thats all you're going to do....just get the small size.

He's never needed anything bigger :evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man

01-08-2008 08:36 AM

bulchit is flowing early this morning.

joew.

01-08-2008 09:27 AM

Made some serious headway yesterday will today be the same????

BY U BOY

01-08-2008 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2397800)

Made some serious headway yesterday will today be the same????

headway on 15 other threads:D

wstultz

01-08-2008 10:19 AM

focus grasshoppers!

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