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On Time 01-11-2008 10:50 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2402347)
What's up with this weekend?????


1) Beak 42 becomes part time SeaRay23
2) TOPPS Clear Lake Holiday Banquet at Moody Gardens - yippee!!!
3) SeaRay23 negotiates for wakeboard lessons from wstultz for free for the priviledge of him getting to ride on a new boat from time to time
4) The rest of the TOPPS cornrow, I mean Conroe members conspire on how to scare away the new guy

jeff1000man 01-11-2008 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2402396)
because he is not a certified outboard mechanic :evilb::evilb:

We can send him to see team unreliable. They fix everything at their own expense and if you are not happy, then you don't have to pay them.

jeff1000man 01-11-2008 10:54 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2402399)
1) Beak 42 becomes part time SeaRay23
2) TOPPS Clear Lake Holiday Banquet at Moody Gardens - yippee!!!
3) SeaRay23 negotiates for POLESMOKING lessons from wstultz for free for the priviledge of him getting to ride on a new boat from time to time
4) The rest of the TOPPS cornrow, I mean Conroe members conspire on how to scare away the new guy

Didn't know you were into that.

On Time 01-11-2008 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2402407)
Didn't know you were into that like I am...I would be a better teacher.

We need to fix this ability to edit quotes...

jeff1000man 01-11-2008 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2402418)
We need to fix this ability to edit quotes...

Nice job.

jeff1000man 01-11-2008 11:13 AM

:D

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/73-Tw...QQcmdZViewItem

BY U BOY 01-11-2008 11:18 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2402442)

Now that is junk

On Time 01-11-2008 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2402444)
Now that is junk

Wow read that dudes longwinded desription. Someone should hire him to rebuild it.

tomtbone1993 01-11-2008 11:55 AM


Originally Posted by insanity342 (Post 2402326)
Headed To The Boat Storage Might Go Make Some Noise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everything has a nick name.........since you are one of the fortunate ones, and store your boat at 105 Storage.

105 Storage = Club 105

By U Boy = WEE MAN " from Jackass"

Spik1 = SWAB "from Captain Ron" since he is our boat *****

tomtbone1993 01-11-2008 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2402399)
1) Beak 42 becomes part time SeaRay23
2) TOPPS Clear Lake Holiday Banquet at Moody Gardens - yippee!!!
3) SeaRay23 negotiates for wakeboard lessons from wstultz for free for the priviledge of him getting to ride on a new boat from time to time
4) The rest of the TOPPS cornrow, I mean Conroe members conspire on how to scare away the new guy

I want to pics of WStultz wake boarding from a Sea Ray:cool-smiley-011:

BY U BOY 01-11-2008 12:09 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2402501)
Everything has a nick name.........since you are one of the fortunate ones, and store your boat at 105 Storage.

105 Storage = Club 105

By U Boy = WEE MAN " from Jackass"

Spik1 = SWAB "from Captain Ron" since he is our boat *****

tbone's nick name is Capt Co(k.

If you post a pic of your boat you will find out why:evilb:

joew. 01-11-2008 12:09 PM

http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=16530

Here you go Jeff. Put one of your motors in and sell it for a profit.

wstultz 01-11-2008 12:13 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2402509)
I want to pics of WStultz wake boarding from a Sea Ray:cool-smiley-011:

I rode behind a cigarette bullet before....It wasn't pretty.

Trojan-man 01-11-2008 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2402518)
http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=16530

Here you go Jeff. Put one of your motors in and sell it for a profit.

that boat is a rocket ship. With that flat bottom, even one of jeff's engines would make that thing fast :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027: Someone scoop that thing up, please. I have hit my limit of buying 2 boats with no power in 1 year, so i am unelligable :angry-smiley-038:

Trojan-man 01-11-2008 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2402524)
I rode behind a cigarette bullet before....It wasn't pretty.

I believe there was also some drunk body surfing behind a trojan on a recent outing :evilb:

Trojan-man 01-11-2008 12:39 PM

I am going to work, bugger off

tomtbone1993 01-11-2008 12:42 PM

New TOPPS LC Members

Insanity?
JoeW.?
Trojan-Man?
By U Boy? " Corprate"
Boatman22?
Beak42?
Louie?
BigAndy? " so he can be closer to Willis"
could be a strong year...............

On Time 01-11-2008 12:55 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2402509)
I want to pics of WStultz wake boarding from a Sea Ray:cool-smiley-011:

I'll let you too, IF you're nice.

http://www.searay.com/2008_sea_ray_s...ct_fission.asp

BY U BOY 01-11-2008 12:58 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2402556)
New TOPPS LC Members

Insanity?
JoeW.?
Trojan-Man?
By U Boy? " Corprate"
Boatman22?
Beak42?
Louie?
BigAndy? " so he can be closer to Willis"
could be a strong year...............

I have been trying to talk my boss into doing a corprate membership so we can network. Send me the info so i can try to get the ball rolling.

When i get a bigger boat im in. I was showing the Apache to Sarah last night and she likes it but the wedding is putting a stop to everything:(

boatman22 01-11-2008 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2402574)
I have been trying to talk my boss into doing a corprate membership so we can network. Send me the info so i can try to get the ball rolling.

When i get a bigger boat im in. I was showing the Apache to Sarah last night and she likes it but the wedding is putting a stop to everything:(

Then put the wedding off:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 01-11-2008 01:18 PM

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...86#post2402586

Here you go JoeW. we all know weather does not get in the way of you taking the boat out.....

tomtbone1993 01-11-2008 01:19 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2402592)
Then put the wedding off:party-smiley-004:

No way in hell Sarah will let him do that, she knows after he ties the knot his boating days are over.............:(

boatman22 01-11-2008 01:22 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2402596)
No way in hell Sarah will let him do that, she knows after he ties the knot his boating days are over.............:(

He better get a bigger boat before..or she will never let him get one:angry-smiley-038:

BY U BOY 01-11-2008 01:23 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2402596)
No way in hell Sarah will let him do that, she knows after he ties the knot his boating days are over.............:(

If she thinks that i will be enlisting the services of Phknlawyer for a divorce:D:party-smiley-004:

I will be boating untill the day i die. You can bet on that.

BY U BOY 01-11-2008 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2402602)
He better get a bigger boat before..or she will never let him get one:angry-smiley-038:

It has already been talked about i will have a new boat buy may if all goes as planned if not it won't be long after that.

The job is sucking right now so untill the money gets better im stuck with the Scarab.

tomtbone1993 01-11-2008 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by WEE MAN (Post 2402604)
If she thinks that i will be enlisting the services of Phknlawyer for a divorce:D:party-smiley-004:

I will be boating untill the day i die. You can bet on that.

I wanted to make sure I saved this:cool-smiley-011:


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2402602)
He better get a bigger boat before..or she will never let him get one:angry-smiley-038:

nope poor fellow.......:(

tomtbone1993 01-11-2008 01:27 PM


Originally Posted by WEE MAN (Post 2402606)
It has already been talked about i will have a new boat buy may if all goes as planned if not it won't be long after that.

The job is sucking right now so untill the money gets better im stuck with the Scarab.

Don't worry you and Swab make great boat b!tches......:cool-smiley-011:

joew. 01-11-2008 01:41 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2402595)
http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...86#post2402586

Here you go JoeW. we all know weather does not get in the way of you taking the boat out.....

No thanks.

On Time 01-11-2008 02:00 PM

What sports does everybody do on the water?? Feel free to modify your entry if applicable:

Tbone - drink, pole-watching
joew - drink
jeff100man - drink
byyouboy - drink
boatman - drink
Trojaman - drink
wstultz - drink, then wakeboard
Beak42 - wakeboard
spick - drink

joew. 01-11-2008 02:43 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2402674)
What sports does everybody do on the water?? Feel free to modify your entry if applicable:

Tbone - drink, pole-watching, drive a boat
joew - drink, drive a boat
jeff100man - drink, ride in a boat, tell how to drive better
byyouboy - drink, drive a boat, get towed by Joew.
boatman - drink, drive a boat, smoke the biggest cigar you have ever seen
Trojaman - drink, talk about driven da boat
wstultz - drink, then wakeboard, ride in a boat, make out w/ Betty
Beak42 - wakeboard, drive one of his boats, acts like he doesn't know any body on da water
spick - drink, ride in da boat, talk about da boat he is lookin at

That looks pretty close:evilb::party-smiley-004::evilb:

tomtbone1993 01-11-2008 02:48 PM

who here has a saw that can cut thin Diamond Plate?

tomtbone1993 01-11-2008 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2402713)
That looks pretty close:evilb::party-smiley-004::evilb:

yep.....that sums it up

jeff1000man 01-11-2008 02:49 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2402518)
http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=16530

Here you go Jeff. Put one of your motors in and sell it for a profit.

I wonder what that boat is worth in running ondition?

It needs a 6500 trailer also.

jeff1000man 01-11-2008 02:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2402716)
who here has a saw that can cut thin Diamond Plate?

A bandsaw will work. Get one from Home Depot, use it and then take it back and tell them you don't like it.

tomtbone1993 01-11-2008 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2402719)
I wonder what that boat is worth in running ondition?

It needs a 6500 trailer also.

Ask George McMurry since he has had his boat for sale for the last eight years..........

6500.00 trailer?? what are you putting a Myco under it?? Call some trailer guys and jack them off.....you should be able to get a new for around 2K to 2500:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 01-11-2008 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2402724)
A bandsaw will work. Get one from Home Depot, use it and then take it back and tell them you don't like it.

I am not good with saws, I much rather watch you do it, and tear up your chit:cool-smiley-011:

On Time 01-11-2008 03:08 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2402716)
who here has a saw that can cut thin Diamond Plate?

Whats that for

BY U BOY 01-11-2008 03:16 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2402716)
who here has a saw that can cut thin Diamond Plate?

take it to a metal shop and let them cut it with a plasma cutter.

tomtbone1993 01-11-2008 03:35 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2402746)
Whats that for

my engine compartment

tomtbone1993 01-11-2008 03:36 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2402759)
take it to a metal shop and let them cut it with a plasma cutter.

I don't know any


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