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tomtbone1993 08-31-2010 11:17 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3195997)
Brody will be ready to put some throttles in his hand soon:coolcowboy:

you better keep that cookie monster away from my sweet little daughter.....:lolhit::coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 08-31-2010 01:13 PM

All the more reason to get **** canned

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,600482,00.html

jeff1000man 08-31-2010 01:15 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 3195997)
Brody will be ready to put some throttles in his hand soon:coolcowboy:

Not at the table Brody, Not at the Table

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VXg65OYhG8

spk1 08-31-2010 04:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3196124)
All the more reason to get **** canned

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,600482,00.html

Germans are some of the most skilled engineers of their time, of course beer is good for you, thats why they drink so much of it! Thats why it was invented but if it was good for you you couldnt sell it for $15 a case, :coolcowboy: :drink:

jeff1000man 08-31-2010 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3196272)
Germans are some of the most skilled engineers of their time, of course beer is good for you, thats why they drink so much of it! Thats why it was invented but if it was good for you you couldnt sell it for $15 a case, :coolcowboy: :drink:

OMG. Everyone take a moment of silence for this piece of :bsflag: self promotion.

American's trump German's. Where is your patriotism?? :coolcowboy:

spk1 08-31-2010 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3196288)
OMG. Everyone take a moment of silence for this piece of :bsflag: self promotion.

American's trump German's. Where is your patriotism?? :coolcowboy:

Im pretty sure the bs thread will become rampant with drunken germans after my last post, lol

spk1 08-31-2010 04:55 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3195999)
Who's his daddy? He is all ready bigger than you. :evilb::evilb::lolhit:

And yes that boy is large, better up grade to a 26 scarab that I know some one is giving away, throw your power in it and its power in the 23 and your set with a free boat when you sell the 23. :evilb:

BY U BOY 08-31-2010 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3196321)
And yes that boy is large, better up grade to a 26 scarab that I know some one is giving away, throw your power in it and its power in the 23 and your set with a free boat when you sell the 23. :evilb:

When I upgrade it will be something in the 29 to 33 foot range. Been kind of leaning to the dark side:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 09-01-2010 12:42 PM

looks like Jeffro may have to work on labor day....poor fellow

boatman22 09-01-2010 12:53 PM

Better him than me.....we are closed!!!!!!!! Then a 3 day work week then off to the High Roller Poker Run:party-smiley-004:

Busta 09-01-2010 01:09 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 3197222)
Better him than me.....we are closed!!!!!!!! Then a 3 day work week then off to the High Roller Poker Run:party-smiley-004:

Yep, me too! Got this Friday off too...heading to Travis.
BTW, John-John is coming to Texoma too so that's one more 33 from our area.

tomtbone1993 09-01-2010 01:13 PM

show me the money.....:)

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/p...t-country.html

BY U BOY 09-01-2010 01:21 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3197211)
looks like Jeffro may have to work on labor day....poor fellow

Me too. I was scheduled off but since I am going to Texoma figured I would work.

jeff1000man 09-01-2010 03:51 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3197211)
looks like Jeffro may have to work on labor day....poor fellow

Well at least it won't be hot up there in Boston and Connecticut. I'll take claims early in Sept whenever I can get them. I consider it a birthday present. :coolcowboy:

Spk1 needs to look out for Gaston. He is starting to show a S. Florida style pattern. Should be approaching late next week. :party-smiley-004:

jeff1000man 09-01-2010 03:52 PM

http://www.wunderground.com/tropical...l.html#a_topad

This is the new one. looks like it wants to head towards Spk1's house

jeff1000man 09-01-2010 04:06 PM

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I'm just gonna run up to Boston and pick up some clam chowda, bye bye.

No hard feelings Jr.:coolcowboy:

tomtbone1993 09-01-2010 04:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3197428)
I'm just gonna run up to Boston and pick up some clam chowda, bye bye.

No hard feelings Jr.:coolcowboy:

why would you not be going to NC?

jeff1000man 09-01-2010 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3197433)
why would you not be going to NC?

not really sure yet. I was just using my opportunity for smokey and the bandit quotaion.

Have you seen the latest track. It is going right over the top of Boston. N.C. is going to pass off shore.

tomtbone1993 09-01-2010 04:46 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3197436)
not really sure yet. I was just using my opportunity for smokey and the bandit quotaion.

Have you seen the latest track. It is going right over the top of Boston. N.C. is going to pass off shore.

go ahead and leave me the keys to the storage.....I will continue to work full time and get the Nortech, trojan mans, bannannnannn, big andys bucket, and spik1's rig finished.......:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 09-01-2010 05:17 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3197461)
go ahead and leave me the keys to the storage.....I will continue to work full time and get the Nortech, trojan mans, bannannnannn, big andys bucket, and spik1's rig finished.......:coolcowboy:

The Nortech is waiting on parts so it is fine just where it is. There will be nice stuff waiting on it when I get back if we actually get some work. I have been in a webinar for the last 2 hours, and it looks like it is going to last for a while

tomtbone1993 09-01-2010 10:18 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3197496)
The Nortech is waiting on parts so it is fine just where it is. There will be nice stuff waiting on it when I get back if we actually get some work. I have been in a webinar for the last 2 hours, and it looks like it is going to last for a while

what about baldwicks, spik1's, and big andys unfinished junk.....:)

tomtbone1993 09-01-2010 10:24 PM

cool old school ciggy

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/c...e-awesome.html

jeff1000man 09-01-2010 10:26 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3197832)
what about baldwicks, spik1's, and big andys unfinished junk.....:)

My services were not requested for those buckets

This is a deal by the way

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/NO-RE...rQ5fMotorboats

TxHawk 09-02-2010 10:26 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3197842)
My services were not requested for those buckets

This is a deal by the way

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/NO-RE...rQ5fMotorboats

Looks like they have the old Nashville Catz truck.

tomtbone1993 09-02-2010 11:23 AM

Amusement Park In Houston?
Earthquest Adventure Set To Be Built In New Caney

POSTED: Wednesday, September 1, 2010
UPDATED: 7:47 am CDT September 2, 2010

EmailPrintNEW CANEY, Texas -- Astroworld shut down almost five years ago. Since then, you've asked us to check out rumors of new parks, from Disney to dinosaurs, anywhere from Conroe to Katy.

WATCH IT: Amusement Park In Houston?
FIND IT: Earthquest Adventures | East Montgomery County Improvement District


Now, there are real plans for a mega theme park on the Houston area's north side. There's no construction yet, but developers insist it is for real.

The theme park is planned on 1,600 acres near the intersection of Highway 59 North and Roman Forest in New Caney.

"It's not an 'if,' it's a 'when',"said Frank McCrady, president and chief executive officer of the East Montgomery County Improvement District.

"We didn't spent the time, the money and the effort not to be successful," said John Marlin, a real estate developer at Martin Atlantis, which is developing the park.

Marlin says in 2013 or 2014, the wooded acres along the freeway will be transformed into a massive, theme park and amusement park mix called Earthquest Adventure park. It'll have rides, roller coasters, a water park and a family entertainment center.

"We're comfortable in saying we'll be successful," Marlin said.

Comfort comes in numbers, and the developers of Earthquest think they have them. The site was originally found by a dinosaur expert who wanted to open a dino-themed park. He spent two years looking for the right spot by testing more than 80 different cities in 20 states. He settled on the land in New Caney.

Marlin and new developers came in when the dinosaur park plans changed, and they decided on the Earthquest idea. Developers say studies show more than 6.5 million people live within two hours of the proposed park site. The same study says there are 18 million people within four hours.

"I think everyone was surprised when that study came back and showed that a world-class themed attraction with an investment level of $500 to $600 million was feasible in Houston," said Marlin.

That big money buys a park that's described as a little Disney and a little Astroworld. Along with the rides and a water park, there would be hotels, a conference center and a huge mall-like dining and shopping area. It'll all have the Earthquest nature theme.

The master plan has parts of the park spread on both sides of Highway 59, including what the developers call a large eco-tourism area.

"It's where families can come camp, hike and bike trails, rope courses, horseback riding," Marlin said. "They can get a feel for nature and have fun back in the woods."

So far, investors have pumped $30 million into the project just for the land and plans. The state and the East Montgomery County Improvement District have offered up tax incentives, too.

McCrady says Earthquest is more of a gift than a gamble, and there was competition.

"From our board's perspective, we were not going to allow Dallas to have this project," McCrady said. "It's coming to Houston."

The question now, will it all really come together? Plans and drawings are one thing, but reality can be another. Developers say that even with a poor economy, the plans are in place and they're currently acquiring capital loans and investments.

The proof would obviously come in construction. That could be at least a year away. So far, the improvement district says at least 10 hotel sites are under option near the site.

Businesses are already betting on the park. Developers say Earthquest could create up to 17,000 new jobs.

But until it's here, Houston waits. Many are hoping it's not another roller coaster ride to nowhere.

If you have a consumer question to "Ask Amy," send her an e-mail.

Copyright 2010 by Click2Houston.com. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
Text SizeAmusement Park In Houston?
Earthquest Adventure Set To Be Built In New Caney
POSTED: Wednesday, September 1, 2010
UPDATED: 7:47 am CDT September 2, 2010

tomtbone1993 09-02-2010 11:24 AM


Originally Posted by TxHawk (Post 3198186)
Looks like they have the old Nashville Catz truck.

good eye

BY U BOY 09-02-2010 11:42 AM

Boob Apron.. some funny chit. Infact I am pretty sure Big Andy wrote the script.:coolcowboy:

http://www.davezilla.com/2010/08/28/boob-apron/

jeff1000man 09-02-2010 12:20 PM

This is funny ****

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeoOR...layer_embedded

Busta 09-02-2010 01:03 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3198301)

I think he's going to need a wam-bu-lance! :eek:

bigandy 09-02-2010 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3198243)
Amusement Park In Houston?
Earthquest Adventure Set To Be Built In New Caney

POSTED: Wednesday, September 1, 2010
UPDATED: 7:47 am CDT September 2, 2010

EmailPrintNEW CANEY, Texas -- Astroworld shut down almost five years ago. Since then, you've asked us to check out rumors of new parks, from Disney to dinosaurs, anywhere from Conroe to Katy.

WATCH IT: Amusement Park In Houston?
FIND IT: Earthquest Adventures | East Montgomery County Improvement District


Now, there are real plans for a mega theme park on the Houston area's north side. There's no construction yet, but developers insist it is for real.

The theme park is planned on 1,600 acres near the intersection of Highway 59 North and Roman Forest in New Caney.

"It's not an 'if,' it's a 'when',"said Frank McCrady, president and chief executive officer of the East Montgomery County Improvement District.

"We didn't spent the time, the money and the effort not to be successful," said John Marlin, a real estate developer at Martin Atlantis, which is developing the park.

Marlin says in 2013 or 2014, the wooded acres along the freeway will be transformed into a massive, theme park and amusement park mix called Earthquest Adventure park. It'll have rides, roller coasters, a water park and a family entertainment center.

"We're comfortable in saying we'll be successful," Marlin said.

Comfort comes in numbers, and the developers of Earthquest think they have them. The site was originally found by a dinosaur expert who wanted to open a dino-themed park. He spent two years looking for the right spot by testing more than 80 different cities in 20 states. He settled on the land in New Caney.

Marlin and new developers came in when the dinosaur park plans changed, and they decided on the Earthquest idea. Developers say studies show more than 6.5 million people live within two hours of the proposed park site. The same study says there are 18 million people within four hours.

"I think everyone was surprised when that study came back and showed that a world-class themed attraction with an investment level of $500 to $600 million was feasible in Houston," said Marlin.

That big money buys a park that's described as a little Disney and a little Astroworld. Along with the rides and a water park, there would be hotels, a conference center and a huge mall-like dining and shopping area. It'll all have the Earthquest nature theme.

The master plan has parts of the park spread on both sides of Highway 59, including what the developers call a large eco-tourism area.

"It's where families can come camp, hike and bike trails, rope courses, horseback riding," Marlin said. "They can get a feel for nature and have fun back in the woods."

So far, investors have pumped $30 million into the project just for the land and plans. The state and the East Montgomery County Improvement District have offered up tax incentives, too.

McCrady says Earthquest is more of a gift than a gamble, and there was competition.

"From our board's perspective, we were not going to allow Dallas to have this project," McCrady said. "It's coming to Houston."

The question now, will it all really come together? Plans and drawings are one thing, but reality can be another. Developers say that even with a poor economy, the plans are in place and they're currently acquiring capital loans and investments.

The proof would obviously come in construction. That could be at least a year away. So far, the improvement district says at least 10 hotel sites are under option near the site.

Businesses are already betting on the park. Developers say Earthquest could create up to 17,000 new jobs.

But until it's here, Houston waits. Many are hoping it's not another roller coaster ride to nowhere.

If you have a consumer question to "Ask Amy," send her an e-mail.

Copyright 2010 by Click2Houston.com. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
Text SizeAmusement Park In Houston?
Earthquest Adventure Set To Be Built In New Caney
POSTED: Wednesday, September 1, 2010
UPDATED: 7:47 am CDT September 2, 2010

Just called Randy Roan, its real. Danny Signorelli is a big part of it. I hope Mr Colter held on to all those lots in Roman forrest....

i listened to a guy at this months tax sale buy 10 or 15 lots in there.... no wonder

thats all swamp land so its gonna be a huge dirt moving project...

spk1 09-02-2010 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3198507)
Just called Randy Roan, its real. Danny Signorelli is a big part of it. I hope Mr Colter held on to all those lots in Roman forrest....

i listened to a guy at this months tax sale buy 10 or 15 lots in there.... no wonder

thats all swamp land so its gonna be a huge dirt moving project...

Ive got an old carnival style ferris wheel, and I just got the winning bid on the "zipper" ride, put in a good word for me so I can unload it fast! :evilb:

tomtbone1993 09-02-2010 05:09 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3198507)
Just called Randy Roan, its real. Danny Signorelli is a big part of it. I hope Mr Colter held on to all those lots in Roman forrest....

i listened to a guy at this months tax sale buy 10 or 15 lots in there.... no wonder

thats all swamp land so its gonna be a huge dirt moving project...

I had always heard Disney was going in Magnolia.....

jeff1000man 09-02-2010 05:21 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3198548)
I had always heard Disney was going in Magnolia.....

I always heard New Waverly, and then I heard Madisonville. And then it was back to Huntsville.

If you want fantasyland, just go to Shanahan's on nights that the Ren fest is in town. :lolhit:

spk1 09-02-2010 08:51 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3198553)
I always heard New Waverly, and then I heard Madisonville. And then it was back to Huntsville.

If you want fantasyland, just go to Shanahan's on nights that the Ren fest is in town. :lolhit:

Could you imagine what the Its a Small World After All ride would be like in New Waverly?
Down right scaryyy! :evilb:

jeff1000man 09-02-2010 08:56 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3198722)
Could you imagine what the Its a Small World After All ride would be like in New Waverly?
Down right scaryyy! :evilb:

Probably a lot like this

http://cgi.ebay.com/FISH-RIDE-Mini-P...item3ca514a7f9

spk1 09-02-2010 10:21 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3198728)

Why does that look like it belongs in the little mermaid room?
:evilb:

spk1 09-02-2010 10:22 PM

We should all pitch in and but The Gravitron, for Joews backyard shenanagins! :lolhit:

Rcolter 09-03-2010 09:27 AM

Whats the plan for the weekend??

joew. 09-03-2010 09:30 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3198811)
We should all pitch in and but The Gravitron, for Joews backyard shenanagins! :lolhit:

I can see it now. After everyone gets done drinking my booze and peeing in my pool, they go blow chunks in my sweet gravitron.:evilb:

Fucit. I am still in:coolcowboy:

joew. 09-03-2010 09:31 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3199053)
Whats the plan for the weekend??

I believe we are hitting the lake tomorrow.


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