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spk1 09-20-2010 11:35 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3212288)
I agree on getting this ball rolling. In addition, who the heck is even going?
I know the stultz boys / brides...
Jeff probably.
Kev, maybe. (Who gets married on this weekend, what an idiot:evilb:)
I am in and maybe Kim.
Any one else?

Im going, even if it costs me a divorce, :evilb: If you guys want to come down and rent a van thats fine with me,

spk1 09-20-2010 11:36 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3212288)
I agree on getting this ball rolling. In addition, who the heck is even going?
I know the stultz boys / brides...
Jeff probably.
Kev, maybe. (Who gets married on this weekend, what an idiot:evilb:)
I am in and maybe Kim.
Any one else?

By the way joe, isnt your anniversary right smack in the middle of the miami boat show? :bigbird:

tomtbone1993 09-20-2010 12:26 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3212375)
Im going, even if it costs me a divorce, :evilb: If you guys want to come down and rent a van thats fine with me,

I just want to save this quote, so it can be used on a later date. :party-smiley-004:

joew. 09-20-2010 12:33 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3212376)
By the way joe, isnt your anniversary right smack in the middle of the miami boat show? :bigbird:

No sir. My anniverary is in January:kiss:

wstultz 09-20-2010 01:22 PM

SSooooooooo, rent a van or fly to key west? It is too expensive for just me and the ole lady to rent a vehicle. If five or six of us do it it will be doable. Otherwise we will just fly into key west. If we rent a car our flight schedules need to be pretty much the same.

Soooooooo, cann we build bunk beds?

wstultz 09-20-2010 01:24 PM

It's too bad we don't know anyone in Lauderdale that own a few escaldes and a blinged out hummer.:party-smiley-004::lolhit:

joew. 09-20-2010 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3212469)
SSooooooooo, rent a van or fly to key west? It is too expensive for just me and the ole lady to rent a vehicle. If five or six of us do it it will be doable. Otherwise we will just fly into key west. If we rent a car our flight schedules need to be pretty much the same.

Soooooooo, cann we build bunk beds?

I plan on making my decision tonight after I visit with Kim.

spk1 09-20-2010 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3212419)
I just want to save this quote, so it can be used on a later date. :party-smiley-004:

You can only use that quote if you bring you azz down to keywest this year! Get the time off, there is nothing better than getting drunk in the back of the mini van, and stopping every five minutes to take a leak, then realizing when you get to keywest, that your driver was drunker than you were, lol :evilb:

spk1 09-20-2010 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3212471)
It's too bad we don't know anyone in Lauderdale that own a few escaldes and a blinged out hummer.:party-smiley-004::lolhit:

We can pile into the hummer, the truck, or whatever it takes, but if I rent one of those big vans, I am pretty sure I can get us all in one vehicle together, les designated drivers needed, lol but fly to key west works out as well, if not better, so if its cheaper to fly to keywest, thats the deal.

spk1 09-20-2010 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3212499)
I plan on making my decision tonight after I visit with Kim.

Make sure you dont remind her of how you walked into the bar, grabbed some girl wearing a mini skirt, and cariedd her out into the street under your arm,all the while her head dragging along the cement. :evilb:

spk1 09-20-2010 02:39 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3212469)
SSooooooooo, rent a van or fly to key west? It is too expensive for just me and the ole lady to rent a vehicle. If five or six of us do it it will be doable. Otherwise we will just fly into key west. If we rent a car our flight schedules need to be pretty much the same.

Soooooooo, cann we build bunk beds?

If just you and the ole lady show up, you dont have to worry about renting anything, we can pile in the hummer, if its more we have to get a big van.

joew. 09-20-2010 02:40 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3212527)
Make sure you dont remind her of how you walked into the bar, grabbed some girl wearing a mini skirt, and cariedd her out into the street under your arm,all the while her head dragging along the cement. :evilb:

Hey, she is the one that made "Him" come out. I was just fine drinking beer until my own wife called me a pu$$y. Once I hooked up with my ole bud Jonny Walker we were up to our ole tricks again:coolcowboy:

wstultz 09-20-2010 04:13 PM

You leave "HIM" at home, unless we need "HIM" for some reason. No one needs to loose any teeth this year or taunt any Swedish race crews.:lolhit:

Rcolter 09-20-2010 04:43 PM

When is everyone going???

joew. 09-20-2010 04:54 PM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 3212627)
When is everyone going???

10/10-10/15

joew. 09-20-2010 04:56 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3212610)
You leave "HIM" at home, unless we need "HIM" for some reason. No one needs to loose any teeth this year or taunt any Swedish race crews.:lolhit:

"Him" just wants to go to sleep now days

Other then snow plowing that chick, last year was pretty relaxed:coolcowboy:

jeff1000man 09-20-2010 06:38 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3212635)
10/10-10/15

Are we making a second trip in October as well as the one in Novmber for the races??

wstultz 09-20-2010 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3212717)
Are we making a second trip in October as well as the one in Novmber for the races??

SNAFU 11/11-11/15 my bad....I just check the reservation and it is for check in on 11/11, not 11/10. Sorry, I don't know where that other day came from.

If that is a problem we could probably find a pizza stand to sleep in for the night of 11/10.

wstultz 09-20-2010 07:40 PM

I'm thinking if we're flying to lauderdale there is a flight that leaves around 7:45ish AM which puts us there around 11:30ish AM. The return flight takes off from lauderdale around 5:55PM. That way we have plenty of time to get back on Monday. I'm about to book this ticket unless anyone has any changes about the retal van.............

jeff1000man 09-20-2010 10:42 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3212779)
I'm thinking if we're flying to lauderdale there is a flight that leaves around 7:45ish AM which puts us there around 11:30ish AM. The return flight takes off from lauderdale around 5:55PM. That way we have plenty of time to get back on Monday. I'm about to book this ticket unless anyone has any changes about the retal van.............

Those retal vans are pretty expensive due to their rareity:evilb::evilb:

spk1 09-21-2010 12:55 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3212987)
Those retal vans are pretty expensive due to their rareity:evilb::evilb:

We can rent the big van for $900, a mini van for $475, or buy this :evilb: :evilb: and then sell it when we are done.
http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/cto/1892712680.html

jeff1000man 09-21-2010 08:16 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3213049)
We can rent the big van for $900, a mini van for $475, or buy this :evilb: :evilb: and then sell it when we are done.
http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/cto/1892712680.html

**** selling it. Send it this way for drunk driving mobile:lolhit::lolhit:

jeff1000man 09-21-2010 08:24 AM

buy this and make a day trip

http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=5654

wstultz 09-21-2010 11:44 AM

Well, Did anyone decide on flights, rental car, etc?????

spk1 09-21-2010 03:10 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3213364)
Well, Did anyone decide on flights, rental car, etc?????

Joe and I were talking about the difference in rental car to just flying straight to keywest, if the price is right, straight to keywest is the best move, that way everybodys schedules do not have to match, just let me know whats best for you, and we can work it out from there.

wstultz 09-21-2010 05:07 PM

Had a van rented on the cheap and the indian reservation clerk screwed up the dates so long story short....if we pass an Avis on the way we will have to stop so I can burn it down.

jeff1000man 09-21-2010 05:13 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3213544)
Joe and I were talking about the difference in rental car to just flying straight to keywest, if the price is right, straight to keywest is the best move, that way everybodys schedules do not have to match, just let me know whats best for you, and we can work it out from there.

If you guys will look at expedia or priceline etc. If you make a connection in either dallas or Atlanta, round trip airfare straight into Key West is $414.

It doesn't get any cheaper or more convenient than that. That I have found.

If I get to take the boat and you guys really want to save the $25 each way for the Key West leg plane ticket, then ya'll can drive my rig down. It all depends on work though. I am paying extra fees so that I can cancel if I am working and can't go.

jeff1000man 09-21-2010 05:22 PM

And I know this really probably isn't an option for yuuz guyzz, but a tuesday to tuesday plane ticket is

$258, nonstop to Miami and then into Key West.

and a wed or thursday to tuesday plane ticket is almost as cheap

I am going to be seriously considering that option as well.

wstultz 09-21-2010 06:01 PM

Nevermind on travel info. I'll see you guys in Key West. I'll be there from 11/11-11/16. Flying straight there.

tomtbone1993 09-21-2010 06:35 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3213768)
Nevermind on travel info. I'll see you guys in Key West. I'll be there from 11/11-11/16. Flying straight there.

best plan yet.....none of these phuckers can commit to anything....:lolhit::party-smiley-004:

spk1 09-21-2010 09:44 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3213768)
Nevermind on travel info. I'll see you guys in Key West. I'll be there from 11/11-11/16. Flying straight there.

Thats the best plan anyway, we can all meet up in the keys, its on!! :evilb:

spk1 09-21-2010 09:45 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3213810)
best plan yet.....none of these phuckers can commit to anything....:lolhit::party-smiley-004:

Speaking of no commitments, are you going to come hang out with us in keywest ever? :party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 09-21-2010 10:25 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 3214029)
Speaking of no commitments, are you going to come hang out with us in keywest ever? :party-smiley-004:

no

joew. 09-22-2010 07:34 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 3213768)
Nevermind on travel info. I'll see you guys in Key West. I'll be there from 11/11-11/16. Flying straight there.

Yea, sorry for my delay. I recently found out that Payton has a school play that Thurs, Fri, Sat. We decided to catch the Thursday night play and fly into Key West Friday morning. We are in but, only for the weekend.

It will still be an awesome time!!!!:drink:

Flight/hotel for two at $1000.00 isn't bad either.

joew. 09-22-2010 07:36 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 3214054)
no

Your missing a great time!!!!

jeff1000man 09-22-2010 08:34 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 3214197)
Yea, sorry for my delay. I recently found out that Payton has a school play that Thurs, Fri, Sat. We decided to catch the Thursday night play and fly into Key West Friday morning. We are in but, only for the weekend.

It will still be an awesome time!!!!:drink:

Flight/hotel for two at $1000.00 isn't bad either.

Where did you find that? I couldn't find anything that cheap

bigandy 09-22-2010 09:09 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3213735)
And I know this really probably isn't an option for yuuz guyzz, but a tuesday to tuesday plane ticket is

$258, nonstop to Miami and then into Key West.

and a wed or thursday to tuesday plane ticket is almost as cheap

I am going to be seriously considering that option as well.

jeff you act like your a travel agent and this is the 80's and they havent invented the internet yet...

its a $198 to fly to FLL those dates, ride down with spick1 and see who can get drunk the firstest, yes i said firstest :)

wade what hotel r yall staying in? My weekend with the kids but i like to live vicariously thru the boys making the trip...

everyone that stays here is gonna gather around Tbones computer and then yall all go stand in front of the webcam at hogs breath and it will be like we are all drinking together at papas table one... or not :grinser010:

http://www.floridakeyswebcams.tv/
honestly, i look at this as often as jeffro looks at japanese animated porn... it is awesome, carnival boat in port today!!! good times on Duval.... :evilb:

joew. 09-22-2010 09:12 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 3214246)
Where did you find that? I couldn't find anything that cheap

Sunday is much cheaper to fly out. And we are staying about as far from Duval as possible. I wish we were closer but I could not justify a two night vacation for 2,500-3,000. I am just happy I get to go and it all worked out.

I could have done the same flight in a chit hotel for around 950.00 for both of us. We could do this a couple times a year at these prices.

booking cost: $980.84
Taxes & service fees: $185.34

Package total: $1,166.18

Houston (IAH) to Miami (MIA) 11/12/10 6:10 AM - 9:40 AM American Airlines 1723

Miami (MIA) to Key West (EYW) 11/12/10 10:30 AM - 11:21 AM American Airlines 4973 Operated By: EXECUTIVE AS AMERICAN EAGLE

Key West (EYW) to Fort Lauderdale (Fort Lauderdale - Hollywood Intl.) 11/14/10 4:05 PM - 5:00 PM Continental 9172 Operated By: /GULFSTREAM DBA CONTINENTAL CONNECTION

Fort Lauderdale (Fort Lauderdale - Hollywood Intl.) to Houston (IAH) 11/14/10 5:55 PM - 7:39 PM Continental 249

Hotel: Doubletree Grand Key Resort
Room reservation: Joseph Williams - 2 adults


Doubletree Grand Key Resort
3990 S Roosevelt Blvd
Key West, FL 33040
United States of America
Phone: 1 (305) 293-1818

Check in: Fri 11/12/10 Check out: Sun 11/14/10 Nights: 2
Hotel Rules and Regulations.

bigandy 09-22-2010 09:55 AM

r u hoping the swedish race team is there again this year???that is the hotel we stayed in the first year we all went... it was nice. real nice clark. " russ, that was the pool waitress... i was ordering some fish for you and your sister "

tbone i will drive your boat down there and you can fly in for the weekend too...

joew. 09-22-2010 10:28 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 3214310)
r u hoping the swedish race team is there again this year???that is the hotel we stayed in the first year we all went... it was nice. real nice clark. " russ, that was the pool waitress... i was ordering some fish for you and your sister "

tbone i will drive your boat down there and you can fly in for the weekend too...

Are you sure that is the same hotel?

Either way, they will not recognize me with out the capt insano uniform:evilb:


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