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Trojan-man 01-14-2008 02:02 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2405931)
Looks, long, hard, black and uncut to me...and that is my favorite kind

Beak, keep your office "youporn" to yourself, there are women and children present (baja owners, and weeman) :evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405935)
Beak, keep your office "youporn" to yourself, there are women and children present (baja owners, and weeman) :evilb::evilb:

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

On Time 01-14-2008 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405935)
Beak, thanks for the PM of "youporn" involving women and children present (baja owners, and weeman) Wish I had been there. :evilb::evilb:


Well, my pleaseure of course...

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 02:13 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405935)
Beak, keep your office "youporn" to yourself, there are women and children present (baja owners, and weeman) :evilb::evilb:

Do you think she will get her own screen name and talk chit with us ?????

Trojan-man 01-14-2008 02:20 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2405953)
Do you think she will get her own screen name and talk chit with us ?????

nope, somebody's got to pay for the boat :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026:

On Time 01-14-2008 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405962)
nope, somebody's got to pay for the boat :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026:

WHAT Boat?????

Trojan-man 01-14-2008 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2405989)
WHAT Boat?????

I will give you a hint, it rimes with haha, it has cruiser like amenities, you can mix margaritas in 6' swells, and it has an abundance of teal on it :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

On Time 01-14-2008 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405999)
I will give you a hint, it rimes with haha, it has cruiser like amenities, you can mix margaritas in 6' swells, and it has an abundance of teal on it :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

Oh yeah pardon my amnesia - WELCOME TO THE PROUD BAJA FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405999)
I will give you a hint, it rimes with haha, it has cruiser like amenities, you can mix margaritas in 6' swells, and it has an abundance of teal on it :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

Don't forget it has the same style stand up bolsters that the SuperMan ride at astroworld had........it is really to bad Wee Man was never tall enough to ride that ride......:evilb::evilb:

BY U BOY 01-14-2008 03:18 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2406017)
Don't forget it has the same style stand up bolsters that the SuperMan ride at astroworld had........it is really to bad Wee Man was never tall enough to ride that ride......:evilb::evilb:

Tom Mr. T called he wants his chain back:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 03:37 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2406044)
Tom Mr. T called he wants his chain back:party-smiley-004:

How come the Saints didn't play football this last weekend??:confused::confused::confused::boat:

BY U BOY 01-14-2008 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2406071)
How come the Saints didn't play football this last weekend??:confused::confused::confused::boat:

same reason UT or A&M didn't play in the NC
because they suck:grinser010:

BY U BOY 01-14-2008 03:45 PM

How much HP will a 502 with a B&M 250 make?

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2406076)
same reason UT or A&M didn't play in the NC
because they suck:grinser010:

I bet UT didn't suck when the Saints drafted Ricky Williams??????? then all the time he spent in New Orleans made him think could just sit around all day, smoke pot and collect a pay check. :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

I bet you still have his jersey in your closet, its a kids size, but you still have one:evilb::evilb:

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2406081)
How much HP will a 502 with a B&M 250 make?


600 to 650

BY U BOY 01-14-2008 03:50 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2406085)
I bet UT didn't suck when the Saints drafted him??????? then all the time he spent in New Orleans made him think could just sit around all day, smoke pot and collect a pay check. :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

I bet you still have his jersey in your closet, its a kids size, but you still have one:evilb::evilb:

Im not really into Pro ball. Never did like Ricky Williams if that is who you are talking about.

BY U BOY 01-14-2008 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2406087)
600 to 650

seriously.

tomtbone1993 01-14-2008 04:05 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2406115)
seriously.

I really don't know, but I was told if I didn't know the truth I wasn't lying.....:cool-smiley-011::evilb::grinser010:

joew. 01-14-2008 09:06 PM

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2405905]chit I would actually get married if my old lady, or ex old lady, or whatever she is, would adapt to that program....or even admit that boating might be alittle bit enjoyable and fun [QUOTE]

Funny she loves bajas and mainships.:party-smiley-004::eek:

Must be a "trojan" thing:rolleyes:

joew. 01-14-2008 09:24 PM

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2405999]I will give you a hint, it rimes with haha, it has cruiser like amenities, you can mix margaritas in 6' swells, and it has an abundance of teal on it ::QUOTE]

I have chosen to delete my counter attack. After all I have the cruiser, the speed boat, the girl, and room for Casey on any of them:evilb:


I am looking to get into a center consloe with one of my investors I do lawn work for. What do you guys think would be better a donzi 38' or pro line 34' ????:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

spk1 01-15-2008 12:42 AM

Aint no party like a housthe boat party cause a housthe boat party dont stopp. :evilb:

Trojan-man 01-15-2008 01:14 AM

[QUOTE=joew.;2406500][QUOTE=Trojan-man;2405905]chit I would actually get married if my old lady, or ex old lady, or whatever she is, would adapt to that program....or even admit that boating might be alittle bit enjoyable and fun


Funny she loves bajas and mainships.:party-smiley-004::eek:

Must be a "trojan" thing:rolleyes:
That is weird, she told me she would come out more, except for the bajas and mainships....:evilb: ......something about capt. caos too.....:party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 01-15-2008 01:32 AM

[QUOTE=joew.;2406533]

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2405999)
I will give you a hint, it rimes with haha, it has cruiser like amenities, you can mix margaritas in 6' swells, and it has an abundance of teal on it :QUOTE]

I have chosen to delete my counter attack. After all I have the cruiser, the speed boat, the girl, and room for Casey on any of them


I am looking to get into a center consloe with one of my investors I do lawn work for. What do you guys think would be better a donzi 38' or pro line 34' ????:rolleyes:

I am sure you can take Casey from papas with you where ever you go, he would probably like that. But I don't think you have room for my Kacey's sassy mouth on any of them :hitfan: Ten minutes of that, and you would be bringing her back to the dock :evilb:

oh by the way, welcome to the cruiser/speedboat/girl club......it has been lonely in here with only me and bigandy for along time :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026:

Trojan-man 01-15-2008 02:04 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2406688)
Aint no party like a housthe boat party cause a housthe boat party dont stopp. :evilb:

oh yeah it stops when one of three things happen:

1.) Bigandy scares the girls 1 by 1 because he doesnt see the problem with grabbing random boobies and arses

2.) Bigandy drunk feeds himself and stabs himself in the eye with a chicken tender soaked in ranch, therefore limiting the driveability of the houthboat :evilb:

3.) Bigandy decides he is leaving eldos with the boat in reverse, but the houthboat is still tied up :evilb:


number 2 is my favorite :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

spk1 01-15-2008 02:07 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2406699)
oh yeah it stops when one of three things happen:

1.) Bigandy scares the girls 1 by 1 because he doesnt see the problem with grabbing random boobies and arses

2.) Bigandy drunk feeds himself and stabs himself in the eye with a chicken tender soaked in ranch, therefore limiting the driveability of the houthboat :evilb:

3.) Bigandy decides he is leaving eldos with the boat in reverse, but the houthboat is still tied up :evilb:


number 2 is my favorite :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:


4) knot on bow cleat comes loose when big andy pulls the line real hard and the drunk balancing act begins.

5) when big andy mistakenly eats parsley and wakes out of his drunk eating coma at ihop.

On Time 01-15-2008 10:39 AM

Time to wake up, guys!!! It's a brand new day!!!

BY U BOY 01-15-2008 10:56 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2407052)
Time to wake up, guys!!! It's a brand new day!!!

Looks like they had a good time last night.

jeff1000man 01-15-2008 11:07 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2405785)
Is my name Jeff???? I don't think so.:hitfan::D

Considering, I am actually in the truck to pick up me 3RD boat in less than a year, I don't beleive that is a fair statement.

You may speak again when you buy something.

jeff1000man 01-15-2008 11:13 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2406081)
How much HP will a 502 with a B&M 250 make?

What do you care, SarahCooper is not letting you get a bigger engine or a blower any time soon.:evilb:

BY U BOY 01-15-2008 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2407093)
Considering, I am actually in the truck to pick up me 3RD boat in less than a year, I don't beleive that is a fair statement.

You may speak again when you buy something.

Yes but how many people did you call and jack off before you bought each boat????:party-smiley-004::evilb:


Which one are you going to pick up?

jeff1000man 01-15-2008 11:16 AM

I am getting back on the highway. Se you guys later.

By the wya. I managed to spend 8 hours in a casino last night and have 20 mixed drinks without splitting blackjack.

I am only down about $60.

Not a bad night and morning.

I only needed Joew to tell the rest o the people how much they liked it in the can and I would have cleaned the place out.

BY U BOY 01-15-2008 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2407100)
What do you care, SarahCooper is not letting you get a bigger engine or a blower any time soon.:evilb:

Blower would not be for the Scarab. That would entail pulling the engine and swapping the pistons.

jeff1000man 01-15-2008 11:17 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2407106)
Yes but how many people did you call and jack off before you bought each boat????:party-smiley-004::evilb:


Which one are you going to pick up?

Actually not near as many as you have called WITHOUT buying one.

BY U BOY 01-15-2008 11:18 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2407109)
Actually not near as many as you have called WITHOUT buying one.

I have yet to call a person about a boat for sale.But you know everything so i guess you are right:)

On Time 01-15-2008 11:32 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2407114)
I have yet to call a person about a boat for sale.But you know everything so i guess you are right:)

Seriously Maybe time to "think outside the box". There are some runabouts out there that handle pretty well and are pretty cheap used. For example the 23' Sea Ray we just bought has a Bravo 3 and 300hp 350MAG engine and we ran it 50 mph on its test drive. Why don't you look at a used Cobalt, Sea Ray or Formula with a big block and get 50+mph for $20K, and in a configuration likely to please the missus???? You don't really need to get an offshore hull if you're going to primarily stay on Lake Conroe.

BY U BOY 01-15-2008 11:39 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2407139)
Seriously Maybe time to "think outside the box". There are some runabouts out there that handle pretty well and are pretty cheap used. For example the 23' Sea Ray we just bought has a Bravo 3 and 300hp 350MAG engine and we ran it 50 mph on its test drive. Why don't you look at a used Cobalt, Sea Ray or Formula with a big block and get 50+mph for $20K, and in a configuration likely to please the missus???? You don't really need to get an offshore hull if you're going to primarily stay on Lake Conroe.

Looking for something in the 28' Range and I don't want a run about. I do most of my boating on clearlake and in the bay.

Im just searching for the right boat right now and when i find it i will pull the trigger but that won't be untill after the wedding so for now i am just doing research thats why im not calling people to talk about their boats.

It will most likley be one of these
28' Apache
28' Pantera
26' Sonic
28' sonic
28'Active thunder
29' Scarab

On Time 01-15-2008 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2407158)
Looking for something in the 28' Range and I don't want a run about. I do most of my boating on clearlake and in the bay.

Im just searching for the right boat right now and when i find it i will pull the trigger but that won't be untill after the wedding so for now i am just doing research thats why im not calling people to talk about their boats.

28' is too short for the bay IMO. We had a 26' Formula right before our 33 Baja and MANY times we wanted to go out in the bay following everybody else but had to turn around before reaching the first buoy. Try to tame any irrational prejudice toward Baja and look at the 33 Outlaw. That I think is the minimum size for reasonable comfort in the bay. The 33 is a great boat. There are lots of good used freshwater 33's for sale and those on bajaboatsforsale.com are probably the best cared for. Women love the styling of Baja and I owned one for 2 years, and sold it for a loss of 5%. Can you say that for most brands?
http://bajaboatsforsale.com/premiumc...ieds00317.html

BY U BOY 01-15-2008 11:57 AM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2407174)
28' is too short for the bay IMO. We had a 26' Formula right before our 33 Baja and MANY times we wanted to go out in the bay following everybody else but had to turn around before reaching the first buoy. Try to tame any irrational prejudice toward Baja and look at the 33 Outlaw. That I think is the minimum size for reasonable comfort in the bay. The 33 is a great boat. There are lots of good used freshwater 33's for sale and those on bajaboatsforsale.com are probably the best cared for. Women love the styling of Baja and I owned one for 2 years, and sold it for a loss of 5%. Can you say that for most brands?

don't have anything against Baja I like the boats. The reason im wanting to stay in the 28' Range is im not ready to buy a new truck.
I have looked at the 29 outlaw and like it.
I have thought about going larger and rack storing but would have a problem when i want to come up to conroe and to La for PR and to visit the family.

BY U BOY 01-15-2008 12:02 PM

In fact i like thi boat but out of my 40k limit
http://bajaboatsforsale.com/premiumc...ieds00423.html

On Time 01-15-2008 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2407182)
don't have anything against Baja I like the boats. The reason im wanting to stay in the 28' Range is im not ready to buy a new truck.
I have looked at the 29 outlaw and like it.
I have thought about going larger and rack storing but would have a problem when i want to come up to conroe and to La for PR and to visit the family.

We pulled our 33 everywhere we went with my 1/2 ton Yukon. No problems, 75mph on the highway. Boat only weighs 8500.


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