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Trojan-man 10-08-2007 11:48 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2298916)
Dayumm why didnt I think of that when I was selling the excalibur? Stick some bravo stickers on trs drives,,, :ernaehrung004:

because the excalibur was a myth. No body ever saw you on the boat, or pics with you and the boat together.....the only thing we ever saw was a picture taken from outer space and it wasn't too convincing.... :p:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 10-08-2007 11:53 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2299051)

that is some funny chit !!!! LMFAO He hit that guy like 10 times !!! :party-smiley-020:

spk1 10-08-2007 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2299054)
because the excalibur was a myth. No body ever saw you on the boat, or pics with you and the boat together.....the only thing we ever saw was a picture taken from outer space and it wasn't too convincing.... :p:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:


:ernaehrung004:

spk1 10-08-2007 11:57 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE_7N...elated&search=

I believe this is another day at club 105. :rolleyes:

spk1 10-08-2007 11:59 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1VmG...elated&search=

This isnt funny but is,, :D

wstultz 10-08-2007 12:03 PM

You can all suck a fart out of my a$$ for posting that you tube $hit while I'm at work.......and by the way, nice picture of the excalibur, but still not to convincing.

BY U BOY 10-08-2007 12:03 PM

look its us on friday:ernaehrung004:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_-9qHX3H4M

Trojan-man 10-08-2007 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2299079)
You can all suck a fart out of my a$$ for posting that you tube $hit while I'm at work.......and by the way, nice picture of the excalibur, but still not to convincing.

yeah nice pic of someone's excalibur at a park. I don't think you would bottom paint an offshore boat, so I am not convinced... :p:cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::ernaehrung004:

spk1 10-08-2007 12:06 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGgOe...elated&search=

Im going to hell for this, lol

wstultz 10-08-2007 12:11 PM

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This picture doesn't show the plexi glass windsheild of the one in the previous picture......although, in your defence, there is a trail of food crumbs and clean turkey leg bones around the boat that is visible from space. Sooooooooo, in conclusion, I believe there is a 30% chance that this might have been your excalibur.:D

Trojan-man 10-08-2007 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2299084)

LOL !!!!! I refuse to answer any mafuggin questions as to not incriminate my self mafuggas !!!! he was arrested for being under the ifluence of alcohol and model glue..... !!!! I love it !!

Ya C, whathadhappen was.........

Trojan-man 10-08-2007 12:17 PM

Spick1's Excalibur may be the dark con of man.......

spk1 10-08-2007 12:30 PM

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here it is on the famous trailer, :cool-smiley-027:

spk1 10-08-2007 12:32 PM

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Its crazyyy but the boat looked totally different when it was running on full plane. :evilb:

:eek::eek:

wstultz 10-08-2007 12:35 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2299120)
Its crazyyy but the boat looked totally different when it was running on full plane. :evilb:

:eek::eek:

I didn't know you owned the fat boy.

spk1 10-08-2007 12:45 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2299122)
I didn't know you owned the fat boy.

That boat is just about as badd azz as an apache. :ernaehrung004:

txlefty 10-08-2007 12:51 PM

You gotta hear this..it came out about 10 years ago. I found it on youtube.......it's fu(kin funny!!!!!:party-smiley-048:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJHComHoDvo

spk1 10-08-2007 01:11 PM

http://www.waligora.com/images/Poker...atBoyFlyBy.mpg

Ok wade,, its not youtube,, so take a look at this,,
p.s. its worth getting fired for.


:cool:

spk1 10-08-2007 01:14 PM

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More of The Fat Boy,

spk1 10-08-2007 01:15 PM

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moree :cool:

spk1 10-08-2007 01:23 PM

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A few more.

spk1 10-08-2007 01:30 PM

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I will be dayumed if it doesnt say Excalibur on that sign in the background,, maybe its telling me something?? :cool: :cool:

wstultz 10-08-2007 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2299179)
I will be dayumed if it doesnt say Excalibur on that sign in the background,, maybe its telling me something?? :cool: :cool:

It's telling you to stop looking for boats and go find a stone with a sword stuck in it. Maybe you're the lucky king.

spk1 10-08-2007 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2299188)
It's telling you to stop looking for boats and go find a stone with a sword stuck in it. Maybe you're the lucky king.

Lucky King? That reminds me I need to get some lunch :cool-smiley-027:.

wstultz 10-08-2007 01:58 PM

Fat Boy! You should own that boat.

BY U BOY 10-08-2007 02:20 PM

Big Andy needs to buy this
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/hover...spagenameZWDVW

On Time 10-08-2007 02:24 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2299222)

Its a SCAT hovercraft do you know what that means?

BY U BOY 10-08-2007 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by Beak42 (Post 2299227)
Its a SCAT hovercraft do you know what that means?

YEAH IT WILL LOOK GOOD NEXT TO THE BLAZER:D

BY U BOY 10-08-2007 02:48 PM

check out the speakers on a hatch lift
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/WHITE...spagenameZWDVW

jeff1000man 10-08-2007 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2299255)
check out the speakers on a hatch lift
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/WHITE...spagenameZWDVW

That is friggin awesome. You see the extra large hot foot?

BY U BOY 10-08-2007 03:11 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2299283)
That is friggin awesome. You see the extra large hot foot?

Yep i think they put that in there so Shaq could drive it:food-smiley-007:

jeff1000man 10-08-2007 05:31 PM

David: [while playing pool] I guess there's limits to what money can buy.
John: Not many.
Diana: Well some things aren't for sale.
John: Such as?
Diana: Well you can't buy people.
John: That's naive, Diana. I buy people every day.
Diana: In business, maybe, but you can't buy people not when real emotions are involved.
John: So you're saying you can't buy love? That's a bit of a cliché don't you think?
Diana: It's absolutely true.
John: Is it? What do you think?
David: I agree with Diana.
John: You do? Well let's test the cliché. Suppose... I were to offer you one million dollars for one night with your wife.
David: I'd assume you're kidding.
John: Let's pretend I'm not. What would you say?
Diana: He'd tell you to go to hell.
John: I didn't hear him.
David: I'd tell you to go to hell.
John: That's a reflex answer because you view the question as hypothetical. But let's say that there was real money backing it up. I'm not kidding. A million dollars. The night would come and go but the money could last a lifetime. Think of it. A million dollars. A lifetime of security... for one night. Don't answer right away. Just consider it; seriously?
David: We're positive, okay?
John: Well then you've proved your point. There are limits to what money can buy. It's late, and I hate to admit it, but I have meetings in the morning. May I have one dance? With your permission.
David: You know something? I think you better hurry on to that meeting. You don't want to miss out on your next billion.
John: Understood. I wouldn't part with her either. Good night.

tomtbone1993 10-08-2007 06:05 PM

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bigandy 10-08-2007 06:14 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2299435)
David: [while playing pool] I guess there's limits to what money can buy.
John: Not many.
Diana: Well some things aren't for sale.
John: Such as?
Diana: Well you can't buy people.
John: That's naive, Diana. I buy people every day.
Diana: In business, maybe, but you can't buy people not when real emotions are involved.
John: So you're saying you can't buy love? That's a bit of a cliché don't you think?
Diana: It's absolutely true.
John: Is it? What do you think?
David: I agree with Diana.
John: You do? Well let's test the cliché. Suppose... I were to offer you one million dollars for one night with your wife.
David: I'd assume you're kidding.
John: Let's pretend I'm not. What would you say?
Diana: He'd tell you to go to hell.
John: I didn't hear him.
David: I'd tell you to go to hell.
John: That's a reflex answer because you view the question as hypothetical. But let's say that there was real money backing it up. I'm not kidding. A million dollars. The night would come and go but the money could last a lifetime. Think of it. A million dollars. A lifetime of security... for one night. Don't answer right away. Just consider it; seriously?
David: We're positive, okay?
John: Well then you've proved your point. There are limits to what money can buy. It's late, and I hate to admit it, but I have meetings in the morning. May I have one dance? With your permission.
David: You know something? I think you better hurry on to that meeting. You don't want to miss out on your next billion.
John: Understood. I wouldn't part with her either. Good night.

jeffro, you owe me $400 to make up for the five minutes i wasted reading this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLo0aQh5joU

Trojan-man 10-08-2007 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2299487)
jeffro, you owe me $400 to make up for the five minutes i wasted reading this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLo0aQh5joU

That is awesome !!!!! lets do it

Trojan-man 10-08-2007 07:51 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2299435)
David: [while playing pool] I guess there's limits to what money can buy.
John: Not many.
Diana: Well some things aren't for sale.
John: Such as?
Diana: Well you can't buy people.
John: That's naive, Diana. I buy people every day.
Diana: In business, maybe, but you can't buy people not when real emotions are involved.
John: So you're saying you can't buy love? That's a bit of a cliché don't you think?
Diana: It's absolutely true.
John: Is it? What do you think?
David: I agree with Diana.
John: You do? Well let's test the cliché. Suppose... I were to offer you one million dollars for one night with your wife.
David: I'd assume you're kidding.
John: Let's pretend I'm not. What would you say?
Diana: He'd tell you to go to hell.
John: I didn't hear him.
David: I'd tell you to go to hell.
John: That's a reflex answer because you view the question as hypothetical. But let's say that there was real money backing it up. I'm not kidding. A million dollars. The night would come and go but the money could last a lifetime. Think of it. A million dollars. A lifetime of security... for one night. Don't answer right away. Just consider it; seriously?
David: We're positive, okay?
John: Well then you've proved your point. There are limits to what money can buy. It's late, and I hate to admit it, but I have meetings in the morning. May I have one dance? With your permission.
David: You know something? I think you better hurry on to that meeting. You don't want to miss out on your next billion.
John: Understood. I wouldn't part with her either. Good night.

Indecent Proposal ???? Demi Moore, Woody Harrelson, and Robert Redford

Trojan-man 10-08-2007 08:00 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2299255)
check out the speakers on a hatch lift
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/WHITE...spagenameZWDVW

Damn Fountain Steering Wheel !!!!

BY U BOY 10-08-2007 08:10 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2299647)
Damn Fountain Steering Wheel !!!!

:D:D

jeff1000man 10-08-2007 08:47 PM

WTF is up with the cowboys?????

This is unbeleivable.:violent-smiley-045::hitfan::angry-smiley-044::greenchainsaw::throw:

jeff1000man 10-08-2007 08:50 PM

Buy U's twin

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o19131-en.html


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