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jeff1000man 01-24-2008 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RunninHotRacing158 (Post 2419688)

u mean :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-026::evilb:

Did the new girl get moved in all snug and cozy. Or I mean, did you move into the new girl all snug and cozy?

We want pics of her. :D

RunninHotRacing163.1 01-24-2008 07:17 PM

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Did the new girl get moved in all snug and cozy. Or I mean, did you move into the new girl all snug and cozy?

Snug & Cozy is good !!!!!! REAL GOOD !!!!!! She (Krissy) will be her tomorrow and i hired the movers and they'll move her things in Sat . Pinky is in Palm Beach at one of her g/fs till monday and she will be soooo surprized . I told her on the phone tuesday and she sounded a lil Pizzed but she'll get over it . :cool-smiley-011:

joew. 01-24-2008 07:23 PM


Originally Posted by masher44 (Post 2419138)
You guys would have a better turnout if you changed the Outlaw Challenge to an Antique Boat Show :hitfan:

That was funny the first time you said it:cool:



Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2419146)
:evilb:evil evil

When you get done jerking him off You might want to look at your hull ID.

:evilb:

spk1 01-24-2008 07:36 PM

IM baaack,,, It seems to take twice as long to get from vegas to houston,, when you take this caddy,, the navigation system seems to trick you into going to every strip club on the way home,, On another note,, I got laid twice,, just on the drive home,,,,, the car works :cool-smiley-027: , I would like to thank the bartendress, and the chilis waitress in Elpaso, it seems mexican chicks love cadilliacs,, while she was blowing me, she said Tbone is a homo if he thinks this is a chicks car. :evilb:

joew. 01-24-2008 07:44 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2419752)
IM baaack,,, It seems to take twice as long to get from vegas to houston,, when you take this caddy,, the navigation system seems to trick you into going to every strip club on the way home,, On another note,, I got laid twice,, just on the drive home,,,,, the car works :cool-smiley-027: , I would like to thank the bartendress, and the chilis waitress in Elpaso, it seems mexican chicks love cadilliacs,, while she was blowing me, she said Tbone is a homo if he thinks this is a chicks car. :evilb:

Jerking off in your sock when the trucker is looking does not count as sex:evilb:

masher44 01-24-2008 07:44 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2419625)
ya that is a good zing, i bet he is really hurt, he has half the engines and goes twice as fast!!!!! You really busted him....

:cool-smiley-011:

wstultz 01-24-2008 07:52 PM

WTF Spick? When do you become a spontaneous purchaser?

spk1 01-24-2008 07:53 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2419762)
Jerking off in your sock when the trucker is looking does not count as sex:evilb:

You know if I proved it to you, kim would stop talking to me, and kelly would publicly call me an ******* again,, so we will go with that version for the girls. :cool-smiley-027:

spk1 01-24-2008 07:56 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2419773)
WTF Spick? When do you become a spontaneous purchaser?

:cool-smiley-027:
Sometimes U just cant say no.

jeff1000man 01-24-2008 08:01 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2419762)
Jerking off in your sock when the trucker is looking does not count as sex:evilb:

I wonder how much he had to pay her just to go look at his cadilac. :party-smiley-004:

spk1 01-24-2008 08:06 PM

If anyone wants to go to Galveston MArdi Gras,, Its this weekend. Saturday night Might be pretty good, My bank has a huge BBQ, free drinks and all you can eat,, :evilb:

jeff1000man 01-24-2008 08:11 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2419796)
If anyone wants to go to Galveston MArdi Gras,, Its this weekend. Saturday night Might be pretty good, My bank has a huge BBQ, free drinks and all you can eat,, :evilb:

Gotta go to Dallas. :(

Eldorados in 30 mins. :cool-smiley-027:

wstultz 01-24-2008 08:12 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2419738)
When you get done jerking him off You might want to look at your hull ID.

:evilb:


Holy $hit that's funny :D:D:D

jeff1000man 01-24-2008 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2419690)

Did the new girl get moved in all snug and cozy. Or I mean, did you move into the new girl all snug and cozy?

Snug & Cozy is good !!!!!! REAL GOOD !!!!!! She (Krissy) will be her tomorrow and i hired the movers and they'll move her things in Sat . Pinky is in Palm Beach at one of her g/fs till monday and she will be soooo surprized . I told her on the phone tuesday and she sounded a lil Pizzed but she'll get over it . :cool-smiley-011:

:hitfan:

RunninHotRacing163.1 01-24-2008 08:34 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2419783)
:cool-smiley-027:
Sometimes U just cant say no.


I know the feeling :cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 01-24-2008 08:45 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2419738)

When you get done jerking him off You might want to look at your hull ID.

:

Masher and I go way back on OSO before you monkeys joined....don't worry about my hull number...It was not directed to me


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2419806)
Holy $hit that's funny :D:D

What boat do you own again????? :evilb::evilb:Trouble Maker is gone.....you had 6 months to back out of the deal...I don't know what else to tell you.....:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 01-24-2008 08:48 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2419752)
IM baaack,,, It seems to take twice as long to get from vegas to houston,, when you take this caddy,, the navigation system seems to trick you into going to every strip club on the way home,, On another note,, I got laid twice,, just on the drive home,,,,, the car works :cool-smiley-027: , I would like to thank the bartendress, and the chilis waitress in Elpaso, it seems mexican chicks love cadilliacs,, while she was blowing me, she said Tbone is a homo if he thinks this is a chicks car. :evilb:

Once again, a story with no witnesses......

and you said the chicks loved the car??? Your honor I rest my case.....

I really don't think I would need a Caddy to get laid by a Mexican chick in Elpaso......but I could be wrong:evilb:

bigandy 01-24-2008 08:52 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2419796)
If anyone wants to go to Galveston MArdi Gras,, Its this weekend. Saturday night Might be pretty good, My bank has a huge BBQ, free drinks and all you can eat,, :evilb:

your caddy looks an awful lot like a toyota??? you wanna fly to nyc this weekend, driving home! lots to do between here and there and i dont have to be back until february....

bigandy 01-24-2008 08:53 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2419849)
Once again, a story with no witnesses......

and you said the chicks loved the car??? Your honor I rest my case.....

I really don't think I would need a Caddy to get laid by a Mexican chick in Elpaso......but I could be wrong:evilb:

not wrong i think you just need pesos or weed, or a little of both....

wstultz 01-24-2008 09:10 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2419847)
What boat do you own again????? :evilb::evilb:Trouble Maker is gone.....you had 6 months to back out of the deal...I don't know what else to tell you.....:cool-smiley-011:


Actually I have two boats in my posession.....I don't own either and it feels GREAT!

Monthy cost of boating $0.00:D

And I'm glad you two have been jerking each other off for so long, congrats, it's good to have friends.:evilb:

BY U BOY 01-24-2008 09:11 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2419796)
If anyone wants to go to Galveston MArdi Gras,, Its this weekend. Saturday night Might be pretty good, My bank has a huge BBQ, free drinks and all you can eat,, :evilb:

im leaving for New orleans Tomorrow.

tomtbone1993 01-24-2008 09:14 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2419873)
And I'm glad you two have been jerking each other off for so long, congrats, it's good to have friends.:evilb:

It is good for business for the 2 families to get along:cool-smiley-011:

bigandy 01-24-2008 09:33 PM

stultz's did you return from knoxville the same way you went??

wstultz 01-24-2008 09:46 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2419906)
stultz's did you return from knoxville the same way you went??

I'm the same but Trojan man kept gettin road head from hitchhikers with old dirty zz top beards. I don't know...kind or weird. Totally resembled the dudes you were gettin road head from on the way to Tahoe.:grinser010:

masher44 01-24-2008 10:19 PM

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spk1 01-24-2008 10:24 PM


Originally Posted by masher44 (Post 2419956)
I own spk1 and his junk caddy... I am bringing the noise to the outlaw run as well.... get ready

How do you make the top go down on that one?? :evilb:

spk1 01-24-2008 10:33 PM

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masher44 01-24-2008 10:38 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2419974)
:angry-smiley-038:

the brothers must love you :rolleyes:

wstultz 01-24-2008 10:38 PM

Here's a BIG project for someone. Regards from the U.S. Marshall Service.

http://www.yachtauctions.com/detail.asp?stockNo=11609

spk1 01-24-2008 10:57 PM


Originally Posted by masher44 (Post 2419979)
the brothers must love you :rolleyes:

Not quite as much as the french coffe shop boys that love U and ur ride. :evilb: . :cool-smiley-011:

Trojan-man 01-24-2008 11:58 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2419385)
correct and it has no class.

oh it has class, that is the original Banana 38 hull that was cut down and coyote redesigned a new deck for it and that is when they started calling it a coyote. Go to the banana web site and you can read about it. Sonic also uses that hull on their 35's

Trojan-man 01-25-2008 12:12 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2419922)
I'm the same but Trojan man kept gettin road head from hitchhikers with old dirty zz top beards. I don't know...kind or weird. Totally resembled the dudes you were gettin road head from on the way to Tahoe.:grinser010:

?????? Wow, I think someone was doing more drugs than I was on that trip, because I sure don't remember that. I do remember dirty hitchhikers with dirty zz top tatoos on a houthboat, but I don't think they had beards on their clams ???? :evilb:

I never called you a crybaby, don't fall for jeffwoman's shananigans :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 01-25-2008 12:14 AM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2419796)
If anyone wants to go to Galveston MArdi Gras,, Its this weekend. Saturday night Might be pretty good, My bank has a huge BBQ, FREE drinks and all you can eat,, :evilb:

I'm in, lol...if your banks will throw 20 or 30 million at a "time bomb" chemical plant, I bet I can butter them up for just a couple of mill for a few spec homes. Chit i will even pick up the tab :evilb::evilb::cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 01-25-2008 12:19 AM


Originally Posted by masher44 (Post 2419956)
I own spk1 and his junk caddy... I am bringing the noise to the outlaw run as well.... get ready

ooooowwwww......I cant wait to see this, how about you guys have a contest to see who can spend the most money on strippers for me. This will settle everything, noone has to die :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

Trojan-man 01-25-2008 12:20 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2419906)
stultz's did you return from knoxville the same way you went??

yes but alittle lighter on the $ and a little heavier on the :hitfan:

RunninHotRacing163.1 01-25-2008 07:37 AM

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I never called you a crybaby, don't fall for jeffwoman's shananigans

So who the Phuck is this JEFFwoman shananigans ?????? LMAO :cool-smiley-011:

bigandy 01-25-2008 08:36 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2419906)
stultz's did you return from knoxville the same way you went??

wow that got taken out of context, question is you went through LA to get there... did you come home through AK to get back?

bigandy 01-25-2008 08:39 AM

spk1 your car is awesome, is that Man Love Blue or Sweet Pants Aqua???

jeff1000man 01-25-2008 08:57 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2420200)
spk1 your car is awesome, is that Man Love Blue or Sweet Pants Aqua???

The real question is........














































Did it come with a box of Chrome shirst and designer jeans??

:angry-smiley-038:

BY U BOY 01-25-2008 09:46 AM

Ok so the DIRT DEALER will be here to bury some people in April??:D

Is Running hot bringing his chit down too?


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