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boatman22 05-31-2008 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by sarahcooper (Post 2575525)
Could one of you good men PM me please?
I need to get some info on a surprise! :eureka:

Thanks,
Sarah


Sarah have you not learned there are no good men on this thread:hitfan:

BY U BOY 05-31-2008 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2575560)
Sarah have you not learned there are no good men on this thread:hitfan:

Well she knows im not one of those good men:D

jeff1000man 05-31-2008 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2575231)

I all ready sar it. I am sure Kenny would love seeing that thing in my yard. :evilb:

Trojan-man 05-31-2008 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2575600)
I all ready sar it. I am sure Kenny would love seeing that thing in my yard. :evilb:

just have him build a glass enclosure in your yard, that will shut him up :evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 05-31-2008 05:13 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2575611)
just have him build a glass enclosure in your yard, that will shut him up :evilb::evilb:

He is all about the dollas

bigandy 05-31-2008 06:22 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2575558)
Seems someone borrowed $5 bucks last night for the juke box...I only had a $20..they went to get change...bye bye $20...and i didn't even get a lap dance:party-smiley-004:

Well i dont know who did that but if it will make you quit cryin i'll you give $20 next time i see you... Big baby :)

boatman22 05-31-2008 08:34 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2575727)
Well i dont know who did that but if it will make you quit cryin i'll you give $20 next time i see you... Big baby :)

So you also....damn i was talking about someone else:cool-smiley-026:

wstultz 06-01-2008 12:48 AM

Happy 30th biatch!!!!!:party-smiley-020:

BY U BOY 06-01-2008 02:25 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2575901)
Happy 30th biatch!!!!!:party-smiley-020:

Thanks bro i be feelin' olds:D

Trojan-man 06-01-2008 02:39 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2575911)
Thanks bro i be feelin' olds:D

Old Balls !!!!!!!!!!! :party-smiley-004::evilb::evilb:

BY U BOY 06-01-2008 02:44 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2575914)
Old Balls !!!!!!!!!!! :party-smiley-004::evilb::evilb:

These old ballz is about s to get some:cool-smiley-026:

BY U BOY 06-01-2008 02:46 AM

They had some bad azz boats at the Turtle club 2nite. Tjhe Trouble maker Cafe racer was there and the 38 TG Liquid Prozac was there as well as 2 old school scarab Panthers that sounded SWEET when they left.

jeff1000man 06-01-2008 10:43 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2575916)
They had some bad azz boats at the Turtle club 2nite. Tjhe Trouble maker Cafe racer was there and the 38 TG Liquid Prozac was there as well as 2 old school scarab Panthers that sounded SWEET when they left.

How did those engines in the Trouble Maker sound?

Trojan-man 06-01-2008 11:04 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2576090)
How did those engines in the Trouble Maker sound?

clingady, clangady, pop, boom, pop, smoke, etc.... :evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 06-01-2008 11:14 AM

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

bigandy 06-01-2008 12:27 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2576108)
clingady, clangady, pop, boom, pop, smoke, etc.... :evilb::evilb:

NICE!

bigandy 06-01-2008 12:30 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2575916)
Sex Panthers that sounded SWEET when they left.

Sex panther, because 60% of the time, it works everytime!

BY U BOY 06-02-2008 09:42 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2576090)
How did those engines in the Trouble Maker sound?

Never heard them,they were already tied up when i got there and never left.

BoatBIATCH 06-02-2008 10:17 AM

just to make you guys feel better about the gas bills in your boats.... south shore lady took $4700 worth for 1000 gallons for a day trip only:hitfan:

jeff1000man 06-02-2008 10:22 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2576921)
just to make you guys feel better about the gas bills in your boats.... south shore lady took $4700 worth for 1000 gallons for a day trip only:hitfan:

:Whatever:

BoatBIATCH 06-02-2008 10:25 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2576927)
:Whatever:

I agree wholeheartadly.... am just fine partying on her tied to the dock....

jeff1000man 06-02-2008 10:27 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2576932)
I agree wholeheartadly.... am just fine partying on her tied to the dock....

So instead og going on the GAY cruise this year, ya'll opted for a man love/ booze/ fishing with no tackle/ cruise:party-smiley-004:

BoatBIATCH 06-02-2008 10:29 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2576939)
So instead og going on the GAY cruise this year, ya'll opted for a man love/ booze/ fishing with no tackle/ cruise:party-smiley-004:

gay cruise doesn't happen till august, we had plenty of tackle and plenty of beer though:angry-smiley-038:

jeff1000man 06-02-2008 10:31 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2576941)
gay cruise doesn't happen till august, we had plenty of tackle and plenty of beer though:angry-smiley-038:

Besides you and Perry, who else went?

wstultz 06-02-2008 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2576941)
gay cruise doesn't happen till august, we had plenty of tackle and plenty of beer though:angry-smiley-038:

Damn. I would have to trade my truck to the fuel dock for a tank of fuel...and still owe them some $.

jeff1000man 06-02-2008 10:35 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2576947)
Damn. I would have to trade my truck to the fuel dock for a tank of fuel...and still owe them some $.

They wouldn't take it. Diesel's are on the give away program right now.

BoatBIATCH 06-02-2008 10:42 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2576945)
Besides you and Perry, who else went?

me perry rob and scott, and a couple of oil execs who footed the bill

jeff1000man 06-02-2008 10:44 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2576962)
me perry rob and scott, and a couple of oil execs who footed the bill

Can't beleive ya'll didn't catch anything but a BUZZ.

BoatBIATCH 06-02-2008 11:31 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2576964)
Can't beleive ya'll didn't catch anything but a BUZZ.

we produced a little, got about 14 shark, 20 snapper and 1 king mackeral

jeff1000man 06-02-2008 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by BoatBIATCH (Post 2577016)
we produced a little, got about 14 shark, 20 snapper and 1 king mackeral

I am pretty sure that 20 snapper between 5 guys is a little over the limit. :party-smiley-004:

I have alerted the authorities. :evilb:

BY U BOY 06-02-2008 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2577030)
I am pretty sure that 20 snapper between 5 guys is a little over the limit. :party-smiley-004:

I have alerted the authorities. :evilb:

That and they are not in season right now..Good thing the warden did not stop yall:grinser010:

BoatBIATCH 06-02-2008 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2577058)
That and they are not in season right now..Good thing the warden did not stop yall:grinser010:

we didn't keep anything... they went in season at midnight this morning

joew. 06-02-2008 12:41 PM

4700/15=313.33 a fish

I hope you really like shark:hitfan:

joew. 06-02-2008 12:42 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2577058)
That and they are not in season right now..Good thing the warden did not stop yall:grinser010:

Your mom is in season:evilb:

BoatBIATCH 06-02-2008 12:46 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2577108)
Your mom is in season:evilb:

your reel doesn't have big enough test biznatch!!!:angry-smiley-038::evilb::angry-smiley-038:

BoatBIATCH 06-02-2008 12:48 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2577105)
4700/15=313.33 a fish

I hope you really like shark:hitfan:

only ones we kept were the blue and silver cans!!!! were pullin them out of the water left and right:cool-smiley-027:

BY U BOY 06-02-2008 12:54 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2577108)
Your mom is in season:evilb:

How long have you been waiting to use that one:D:D

BoatBIATCH 06-02-2008 01:36 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2577118)
How long have you been waiting to use that one:D:D

probably since second grade:evilb::evilb::evilb:

jeff1000man 06-02-2008 01:49 PM

Thank Joew for an awesome time on the lake yesterday.

Water baseball is fun until your bat goes limp.

For future reference, please do not curse around Kim's daughter. She fines you $1 for each one uttered. I think I am having to take out a bank loan.

joew. 06-02-2008 02:34 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2577190)
Thank Joew for an awesome time on the lake yesterday.

Water baseball is fun until your bat goes limp.

For future reference, please do not curse around Kim's daughter. She fines you $1 for each one uttered. I think I am having to take out a bank loan.

Everyone else tried to watch their mouth around the kids except you jeffwoman. Atleast Tbone was to much of a poon to come out or Payton would have been useing the F bomb ten times in a sentence like he does.

Glad everyone that made it had a good time. I heard the Trojan left the port, but could not make it to the dam. So sad. It must have seen it's shadow:party-smiley-004:


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