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wstultz 03-12-2008 10:51 AM

I believe this might be the year of the under 30' club.:evilb:

tomtbone1993 03-12-2008 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2481462)
I hope not.

THis is a cool beater boat.

Actually, this would be an awesome beater boat.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o21898-en.html

looks like Blackwood's buddy Terrys boat

Rcolter 03-12-2008 10:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2481467)
They were talking about Toms neighbor, but thanks for playing.

Can we expect Commited to be on the lake this weekend?

I know. No probably not going to have time to drag it out before the weekend. But nothing is impossible.

jeff1000man 03-12-2008 10:53 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2481474)
I know. No probably not going to have time to drag it out before the weekend. But nothing is impossible.

Yeah, because it is so difficult to go get the boat out and turn the key. :Whatever:

tomtbone1993 03-12-2008 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2481470)
I believe this might be the year of the under 30' club.:evilb:

how do you figure??

tbone 42
JoeW 38
Rcolter 35
spf100 38
boatman 38
beak42 42

less than 30

Trojanman 24
Jeffro 27
wee man 23
Wstultz 0
spik1 0

:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011::hitfan:

wstultz 03-12-2008 10:56 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2481485)
how do you figure??

tbone 42
JoeW 38
Rcolter 35
spf100 38
boatman 38
beak42 42

less than 30

Trojanman 24
Jeffro 27
wee man 23
Wstultz 0
spik1 0

:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011::hitfan:

Your score card might be a little messed up?

tomtbone1993 03-12-2008 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2481488)
Your score card might be a little messed up?

why??? Did you buy a starter boat too????:cool-smiley-011::angry-smiley-038::hitfan:

wstultz 03-12-2008 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2481492)
why??? Did you buy a starter boat too????:cool-smiley-011::angry-smiley-038::hitfan:

I bought my starter boat when I was 14.

tomtbone1993 03-12-2008 11:00 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2481494)
I bought my starter boat when I was 14.

and sold it last year......we all know the story.....you need to let "Trouble Maker" go......:cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 03-12-2008 11:01 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2481485)
how do you figure??

tbone 42
JoeW 38
Rcolter 35
spf100 38
boatman 38
beak42 42

less than 30

Trojanman 24
Jeffro 27
wee man 23
Wstultz 0
spik1 0

:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011::hitfan:

Jeffro - 27 + 30 + 11 = 68 I am in the clear. Even if the check shows up, I am still at 38', and if I get the cat, I will be back up to 68 again.

Trojan Man actualy is at 24 + 24+ 19 = 67

So actually I have him by 12", which is no new news to any of his girlfriends. :evilb:

jeff1000man 03-12-2008 11:02 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2481497)
and sold it last year......we all know the story.....you need to let "Trouble Maker" go......:cool-smiley-011:

HEHE

Rcolter 03-12-2008 11:04 AM

Damn someone is fired up this morning

tomtbone1993 03-12-2008 11:04 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2481501)
Jeffro - 27 + 30 + 11 = 68 I am in the clear. Even if the check shows up, I am still at 38', and if I get the cat, I will be back up to 68 again.

Trojan Man actualy is at 24 + 24+ 19 = 67

So actually I have him by 12", which is no new news to any of his girlfriends. :evilb:

It is to bad bgchuby01 is already in the pen, otherwise he could have hauled your rigs along with Trojan man's junk....to the shredder......:evilb::evilb::evilb:

joew. 03-12-2008 11:04 AM


Originally Posted by Rcolter (Post 2481460)
George drives a hummer. Not a Range Rover. :angry-smiley-038:

Last week I went two for two on people trying to fight me. :angry-smiley-038:

tomtbone1993 03-12-2008 11:06 AM

:angry-smiley-038::cool-smiley-011:

Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2481507)
Last week I went two for two on people trying to fight me. :angry-smiley-038:

what would you say these two guys had in common???

jeff1000man 03-12-2008 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2481485)
how do you figure??

tbone 42
JoeW 38
Rcolter 35
spf100 38
boatman 38
beak42 42

less than 30

Trojanman 24
Jeffro 27
wee man 23
Wstultz 0
spik1 0


Also need to note

tbone 42 - not running
JoeW 38 - Always on stand by, never totally out of comission ( damn generator)
Rcolter 35 - Scared to take it out
spf100 38 - Missing in action
boatman 38 - Broke down
beak42 42 - Only seen for short intervals

less than 30

Trojanman 24 - Won't ever finish
Jeffro 27 - Not scared to blow it up, but ready whenever
wee man 23 - Ready whenever, with intermediate stops under the hatch
Wstultz 0 - :Whatever:
spik1 0 - :Whatever:

So if Wee Man can tie with Beak 42, for actuall time on water, and I can tie with Joew for willingness to shove off then it is a tie.:D

joew. 03-12-2008 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2481501)
Jeffro - 27 + 30 + 11 = 68 I am in the clear. Even if the check shows up, I am still at 38', and if I get the cat, I will be back up to 68 again.

Trojan Man actualy is at 24 + 24+ 19 = 67

So actually I have him by 12", which is no new news to any of his girlfriends. :evilb:

I have you by nine feet for a total of 77'. 38+39=77:party-smiley-004:

tomtbone1993 03-12-2008 11:10 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2481512)
Also need to note

tbone 42 - not running
JoeW 38 - Always on stand by, never totally out of comission ( damn generator)
Rcolter 35 - Scared to take it out
spf100 38 - Missing in action
boatman 38 - Broke down
beak42 42 - Only seen for short intervals

less than 30

Trojanman 24 - Won't ever finish
Jeffro 27 - Not scared to blow it up, but ready whenever
wee man 23 - Ready whenever, with intermediate stops under the hatch
Wstultz 0 - :Whatever:
spik1 0 - :Whatever:

So if Wee Man can tie with Beak 42, for actuall time on water, and I can tie with Joew for willingness to shove off then it is a tie.:D

I like your logic, today I will not comment on tbone's status. Although we will see at the shoot out:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 03-12-2008 11:12 AM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2481517)
I have you by nine feet for a total of 77'. 38+39=77:party-smiley-004:

Jeffro, can you please explain the 11'???? I know you are not counting the rain catcher in your back yard......:hitfan:

joew. 03-12-2008 11:14 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2481512)
Also need to note

tbone 42 - not running
JoeW 38 - Always on stand by, never totally out of comission ( damn generator)
Rcolter 35 - Scared to take it out
spf100 38 - Missing in action
boatman 38 - Broke down
beak42 42 - Only seen for short intervals

less than 30

Trojanman 24 - Won't ever finish
Jeffro 27 - Not scared to blow it up, but ready whenever
wee man 23 - Ready whenever, with intermediate stops under the hatch
Wstultz 0 - :Whatever:
spik1 0 - :Whatever:

So if Wee Man can tie with Beak 42, for actuall time on water, and I can tie with Joew for willingness to shove off then it is a tie.


Gen in the 38 is just fine.:D And the one in the 39 will be fixed this weekend, then break a week later. :( It still goes out more in a month then you have ever:evilb:

wstultz 03-12-2008 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2481497)
and sold it last year......we all know the story.....you need to let "Trouble Maker" go......:cool-smiley-011:

Actually that one was the Hydrodyne and I kept it for about 7 years. She was a good boat....sort of

wstultz 03-12-2008 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2481501)
Jeffro - 27 + 30 + 11 = 68 I am in the clear. Even if the check shows up, I am still at 38', and if I get the cat, I will be back up to 68 again.

Trojan Man actualy is at 24 + 24+ 19 = 67

So actually I have him by 12", which is no new news to any of his girlfriends. :evilb:

You forgot 33 for the trojan

Rcolter 03-12-2008 11:18 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2481523)
Actually that one was the Hydrodyne and I kept it for about 7 years. She was a good boat....sort of

Yes the hydro was good for the most part.

wstultz 03-12-2008 11:20 AM

We all know that JoeW is the king dingaling of booze cruises so we will just have to give him that one.

tomtbone1993 03-12-2008 11:21 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2481532)
We all know that JoeW is the king dingaling of booze cruises so we will just have to give him that one.

i concure:cool-smiley-011:

tomtbone1993 03-12-2008 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2481525)
You forgot 33 for the trojan

how convinent for him to forget the cruisers but not the powerless jon boat....:cool-smiley-011:

wstultz 03-12-2008 11:36 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2481535)
how convinent for him to forget the cruisers but not the powerless jon boat....:cool-smiley-011:

Oh well, I guess if it rows, it goes.

tomtbone1993 03-12-2008 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2481557)
Oh well, I guess if it rows, it goes.

sounds like a good motto for the Stultz boys......:hitfan::cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 03-12-2008 11:43 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2481520)
Jeffro, can you please explain the 11'???? I know you are not counting the rain catcher in your back yard......:hitfan:

OK, you can owe me. Moose, Rocco, help the judge find his checkbook.

BY U BOY 03-12-2008 11:43 AM

23+21 = 44

and the proline has seen more offshore time than any of those 30+'ers on lake conroe:D and its always ready to go(gotta love the OB)I really should bring that boat to Houston.

tomtbone1993 03-12-2008 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2481573)
23+21 = 44

and the proline has seen more offshore time than any of those 30+'ers on lake conroe:D and its always ready to go(gotta love the OB)I really should bring that boat to Houston.

sounds like Spik1's pretend boat ......i am sure it is really nice...:cool-smiley-011:

jeff1000man 03-12-2008 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2481571)
sounds like a good motto for the Stultz boys......:hitfan::cool-smiley-011:

Or just hang this picture on the gate in front of the stutlz estate.

BY U BOY 03-12-2008 11:48 AM

Anyone interested in a porsche
 
Good customer of mine is selling a 02 yellow convertible porsche 911 Carrara with 28k miles in show room condition(saw i yesterday) for 23k. If anyone wants to talk to the guy let me know and i will pm you his #

jeff1000man 03-12-2008 11:49 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2481584)
Good customer of mine is selling a 02 yellow convertible porsche 911 Carrara with 28k miles in show room condition(saw i yesterday) for 23k. If anyone wants to talk to the guy let me know and i will pm you his #

Only Williams boys drive yellow cars.

wstultz 03-12-2008 11:49 AM

You have to include the jeff woman row boat. It is still the most successful Gregory power engine ever built. Even though, it only goes 100 feet before Jeff has to have another cigarette and beer and then it goes again.:hitfan:

wstultz 03-12-2008 11:52 AM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2481579)
Or just hang this picture on the gate in front of the stutlz estate.

:D:D:D

tomtbone1993 03-12-2008 11:54 AM

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Sanford & Stultz.....

jeff1000man 03-12-2008 11:55 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2481596)
Sanford & Stultz.....

Wade looks like he just got done rubbin 1 oout

Funny chit

tomtbone1993 03-12-2008 11:56 AM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2481584)
Good customer of mine is selling a 02 yellow convertible porsche 911 Carrara with 28k miles in show room condition(saw i yesterday) for 23k. If anyone wants to talk to the guy let me know and i will pm you his #

after hearing about the problems boatman's daughter had with her washer and dryer....i am not sure about your idea of shrowroom condition:evilb::evilb::evilb:

BY U BOY 03-12-2008 11:58 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2481600)
after hearing about the problems boatman's daughter had with her washer and dryer....i am not sure about your idea of shrowroom condition:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Well its not a rover so it should stay out of the shop:D


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