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bigandy 03-12-2008 10:13 PM


Originally Posted by joew. (Post 2481936)
Yeah he took good care of me. Then I went to Farmers and saved a thuosand a year.:evilb:

Probably because Farmers knew you were going to be such a safe driver since you would be sitting on your father in laws lap whenever you left the marina....

Trojan-man 03-12-2008 10:29 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2482500)
to get my stuff out of the way of the boat for your deadbeat brother who told you to eat a dick when you asked for his help in building your barn.


If I remember correctly, I was the free labor that was fired for not doing something to wstultz's liking.....then nobody would take me home, so i started working again :party-smiley-004::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::hitfan:

Trojan-man 03-12-2008 10:30 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2482516)
Probably because Farmers knew you were going to be such a safe driver since you would be sitting on your father in laws lap whenever you left the marina....

BIP :evilb:

jeff1000man 03-12-2008 10:32 PM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2482516)
Probably because Farmers knew you were going to be such a safe driver since you would be sitting on your father in laws lap whenever you left the marina....

It's been a while since we used that joke.

HEHE

spk1 03-12-2008 11:29 PM

Hmmm,, Late night action on OSO. :evilb:

bigandy 03-12-2008 11:35 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2482583)
Hmmm,, Late night action on OSO. :evilb:

not as much as one of your little massage parlors with the oriental girls doing their little behind shake........

spk1 03-12-2008 11:36 PM

http://media.putfile.com/Apache-Flush-2-38

Is there a way to make this a ring tone. :cool-smiley-026:

Trojan-man 03-12-2008 11:56 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1984-...spagenameZWDVW

here is some more junk for jeffro. He has to catch up to Bigandy and I's junk piles :evilb::evilb::evilb:

Trojan-man 03-12-2008 11:59 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2482587)
http://media.putfile.com/Apache-Flush-2-38

Is there a way to make this a ring tone. :cool-smiley-026:

that is PHAT !!!!!! I hope my blower does the same thing :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

tomtbone1993 03-13-2008 12:26 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2482500)
i understand, i have some pain and suffering left over from months of being the only one to come over day after day to help you build your apartment, hang siding, and build your office addition, oh and wire your office addition because you couldnt cause you were at work and the sheetrockers were coming over, oh and help build and pay for the engine lift, oh and pour your concrete slab for your hot tub. but i owed you some manual labor i guess for all those times you let me come over and wire the guages on your boat or pull the motors and put them back inm and pull them and put them back in and pull them and put them back in and pull them and put them back in. i lost count of how many times because we broke up the monotony of working on your boat with moving your girlfirend into her apartment because you had to work and driving a hundred miles to get your hot rod and helping you move in then out of my condo where you lived practically for free when your a$$ hole landlord sold the house you were renting........ gosh i really am a piece of shat friend arent i??? thanks for bringing it to my attention, i;ll come over tomorrow to get my stuff out of the way of the boat for your deadbeat brother who told you to eat a dick when you asked for his help in building your barn. Iz real sorry master Wade :)



as my buddy Toby Keith would say...."how do you like me now".............:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

bigandy 03-13-2008 12:37 AM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2482593)
that is PHAT !!!!!! I hope my blower does the same thing :cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027::cool-smiley-027:

yup, that is blower surge..... and its awesome.

But i think the blower on your boat is going to sound a little more like this,

Wooooo Wooooooooo Hey thhhhexy mannnnnn, Poooollll OOOOvvvvvveeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, and thad dont make my drinkthhhhs thoooo thtrooonnnnnng thweeeety

bigandy 03-13-2008 12:41 AM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2482616)
as my buddy Toby Keith would say...."how do you like me now".............:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

i hope everyone knows that is over exaggerated and wade has done plenty for me, he just deserves getting his balls busted everyonce in a while....

bigandy 03-13-2008 12:46 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoGU_...eature=related

the reason someone paid a Billion dollars to buy Youtube!!!

Trojan-man 03-13-2008 01:14 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2482619)
yup, that is blower surge..... and its awesome.

But i think the blower on your boat is going to sound a little more like this,

Wooooo Wooooooooo Hey thhhhexy mannnnnn, Poooollll OOOOvvvvvveeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, and thad dont make my drinkthhhhs thoooo thtrooonnnnnng thweeeety

That sounds like a blower from Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Rides....... :party-smiley-004:

Trojan-man 03-13-2008 01:17 AM

spick1 must have fallen asleep in his pajamas smoking his pipe, reading hi-coo poetry...... :D

joew. 03-13-2008 08:26 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2482516)
Probably because Farmers knew you were going to be such a safe driver since you would be sitting on your father in laws lap whenever you left the marina....

That was funny the first time I heard it......:Whatever:

jeff1000man 03-13-2008 08:34 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2482623)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoGU_...eature=related

the reason someone paid a Billion dollars to buy Youtube!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Great morning pick me up.

On my way to the golf course.

Have a ni:Whatever:ce day at work.

wstultz 03-13-2008 09:10 AM


Originally Posted by bigandy (Post 2482500)
i understand, i have some pain and suffering left over from months of being the only one to come over day after day to help you build your apartment, hang siding, and build your office addition, oh and wire your office addition because you couldnt cause you were at work and the sheetrockers were coming over, oh and help build and pay for the engine lift, oh and pour your concrete slab for your hot tub. but i owed you some manual labor i guess for all those times you let me come over and wire the guages on your boat or pull the motors and put them back inm and pull them and put them back in and pull them and put them back in and pull them and put them back in. i lost count of how many times because we broke up the monotony of working on your boat with moving your girlfirend into her apartment because you had to work and driving a hundred miles to get your hot rod and helping you move in then out of my condo where you lived practically for free when your a$$ hole landlord sold the house you were renting........ gosh i really am a piece of shat friend arent i??? thanks for bringing it to my attention, i;ll come over tomorrow to get my stuff out of the way of the boat for your deadbeat brother who told you to eat a dick when you asked for his help in building your barn. Iz real sorry master Wade :)


Cry me a frickin river! Anything that you volunteered for is not my fault biatch. Sorry that you pitched me $200 dollars to build my $1000 dollar lift. Which I have been waiting two years for you to use. Thanks for your help on the office....I'll give you that one. As far as wiring ALL of my guages, I'll give myself credit for that one. Now you hanging out under there drinkin beer and chasing wires for about thirty minutes to make the kill switches work is a different story. I guess you forgot that I paid you for the porch that you poured, A LOT. But I appreciate you doing it for me. Come on, pulling the engines out of my boat over and over.....seriously. That was usually me but again thanks for the help because it was a two man job. As far as moving my girlfriend in and out of apartments....that was your own dumb a$$ fault. You didn't see me there did you? You got to know how to dodge that $hit.
F-you, F-you, you're cool, F-you, and I'm out

:D:evilb::D

bigandy 03-13-2008 09:20 AM

you and joe need to quite taken estrogen supplements because you are some thennnnthaaaative bitshes :)

bigandy 03-13-2008 09:24 AM

NICEEE, corky romano is on TV.......

qurstions, questions, questions, ohhhh, i should buy a boat!!!!!

wstultz 03-13-2008 09:36 AM

estrogen is the only thing I can take to keep me from becoming a modern day sasquatch.

On Time 03-13-2008 10:36 AM

http://www.chicagofountain.com/prode...id=416&catid=7

There is NO EXCUSE for someone not buying this one.

wstultz 03-13-2008 11:42 AM

what the hell? 200 posts yesterday and nothing today. bunch of slackers.

BY U BOY 03-13-2008 12:07 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2483013)
what the hell? 200 posts yesterday and nothing today. bunch of slackers.

your moms a slacker:evilb:

wstultz 03-13-2008 01:24 PM

that's not very nice.:D

BY U BOY 03-13-2008 01:29 PM

Where the f is everyone?

By the way work sucks!!!!!:angry-smiley-038:

I may not be able to play with you homo's all day anymore:(

BY U BOY 03-13-2008 01:56 PM

Holy chit did i see Cuda lurking in here:D

wstultz 03-13-2008 02:08 PM

Everybody lurks in here.

BY U BOY 03-13-2008 02:34 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2483205)
Everybody lurks in here.

dat cause dis thread is da chizznet:D

boatman22 03-14-2008 12:53 PM

So it's 1:00 on a Friday afternoon....and I'm the first one to post today:hitfan: Everybody must be busy making money:Whatever:

wstultz 03-14-2008 01:00 PM

yeah right!

bigandy 03-14-2008 01:05 PM

you havent heard boatman, everyone is boycotting wades threads because he is kicking chad and me out of his barn....

wstultz 03-14-2008 01:24 PM

You biatches can't resist the B.S. Thread.

wstultz 03-14-2008 01:25 PM

You sluts can keep your $hit in my barn but there will be a very reasonable fee every month.........actually make that every week......actually, no, just get the F out.

jeff1000man 03-14-2008 01:55 PM


Originally Posted by boatman22 (Post 2484479)
So it's 1:00 on a Friday afternoon....and I'm the first one to post today:hitfan: Everybody must be busy making money:Whatever:

I just woke up from the Joew booze cruise yesterday.

Bigandy, those are great tits in the avatar, please don't change it.

Boatman22, you coming to the crawfish boil?

Got to go run some errands. See you biatches later.

jeff1000man 03-14-2008 01:56 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2484522)
You sluts can keep your $hit in my barn but there will be a very reasonable fee every month.........actually make that every week......actually, no, just get the F out.

BLAH BLAH BLAH, WAA WAA WAA, Ya'll have stuff in my barn.

I don't have anything to put in it even if your stuff wasn't in there, but I want to whine about it anyway.
:evilb:

wstultz 03-14-2008 02:02 PM

When you own something then we can talk. Nobody pulled your talk string anyway! By the way I'm coming to park my truck in your living room.

jeff1000man 03-14-2008 04:23 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2484569)
When you own something then we can talk. Nobody pulled your talk string anyway! By the way I'm coming to park my truck in your living room.

What else do you think I need to own?

I have 2 boats, 2 trucks, a golf cart, a rhino, a garage full of stuff.

I am not sure what you mean?

wstultz 03-14-2008 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by jeff1000man (Post 2484762)
What else do you think I need to own?

I have 2 boats, 2 trucks, a golf cart, a rhino, a garage full of stuff.

I am not sure what you mean?

Let me know when you have pride in something you own.:evilb:

Trojan-man 03-14-2008 05:53 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2484782)
Let me know when you have pride in something you own.:evilb:

BIP !! :party-smiley-004:


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