like 22-24 in town, like 28 hwy, thats a pretty beefy plant, but if your thinkin about gettin one you should rethink, that car has way to much class for you.... i see you more in a chevy love with a leaky big block, and if its date night maybe a chevette with a small block:angry-smiley-038::party-smiley-004:

Does the 540 get better milage?

Looking for a beeter car.

Should be looking at a NISSAN sentra probably.

sentra only got about 31, i bought one for brandy before her jeep, but doug just bought a 525 i think it is.. know its a 5 series, and its getting 26 in town i am told... if you just want beater buy a saturn, brandy had an 01 when we got together and it got like 35 in town and 40 hwy

better than that though is the late 90's lincoln town car, i had one that got 23-24 in town and 28 or so on hwy, most comfortable car i ever owned and the cops don't even look at you.... was far better than my lexus for driving

THose town cars were awesome, but when you stuck your foot in them they got like 12mpg. I drove one to chicago, and then to D.C. and then back to TX once. It got pretty good mileage until about 75. Then it was terrible.

cus you drove it like you stole it

Well, it was my mom's car. :grinser010:

Look at the price on this one. Man these things have come down in price.

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23511-en.html

Joew, don't you have an extra set of props?

http://www.cooperss.com/1-1-24949-Ma...%20Gallery#tab

don't worry Jeffro I am sure its a good boat....i mean this picture means nothing.....

I was thinking the same thing.....

surely its nothing major wrong... your just used to looking at that big whole on the right and thinking you have an engine out

Jeffro, BB apparently has a flawed method of determining mileage. Lincolns maybe got 20, the BMW's will get mid 20's on the high way and 18-19 around here and well i have never owned a nissan so i cant speak on that.

I have a 97 740il gets overall average 20 mpg.... oh and it is for sale cheap.

That even looks like a skinny Mush Mouth.

I figured you were so used to seeing that kind of stuff laying around in your bilge that you might not even notice. :evilb:

I'll be at La Barge for the next 2 nights if anyone is thinking of a road trip.

:party-smiley-020::ernaehrung004:

way to plan your trips with a calendar... should have no problem getting on the tables this weekend, bet you'll be the only one there

Cory Morrow at papas friday night, why dont you just stay one night, double down on fours and split 20's and you will loose the same amount of money but it will not take you as long..... wait that is how you play....... save some BMW money!

maybe you should sweeten the deal a little and throw in a bottle of TAAKA:evilb::angry-smiley-038::evilb::angry-smiley-038:

Guys This would be fun to go to. Not often that we have a Race this close to home. I am planning on going to this since it will be a dual purpose trip and i can see my family. :D

Al Copeland Memorial race in New Orleans 8/1 to 8/3
http://www.offshoresuperseries.com/e...d=21&func=view

Too bad they don't have the one in Corpus anymore.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.



Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris once ate a Rubrics Cube, and pooped it out solved.

Fu( kin Chuck Norris!:D

any of you colon cabobbers gonna be on the water tomorrow:cool-smiley-027:

I am actualy just going to use the free rooms while I get some paperwork done. Then it will be back east towards Baton Rouge over the weekend probably. Daddy is trying to make a paycheck. Needs gas money for the boat.

They did give me a kick azz room. It is called the Joew suite.

Orange shirts everywhere.

Took Joew's advice and put 20 on black to win 40.

Turned into cashing out 675. Not a bad night.
No blackjack in sight yet.

Wade how photo shopped you junk in the water:evilb::evilb::hitfan:

They just closed the doors on the barn/ house and filled it up like a bathtub. :D

Subject: World's Greatest Salesman...

A young guy from Mississippi moves to New York and goes to a big
"everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says
"Yeah. I was a salesman back in Mississippi "

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start
tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought
something from you today?"

The kid says "one".

The boss says "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a
day. How much was the sale for?"

The kid says "$121,237.65".

The boss says "$121,237.65? What the hell did you sell?"

The kid says, First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a
medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a
new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we
went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Boston
Whaler . Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it,
so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x
4 Expedition.."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him
a BOAT and a TRUCK ?"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife,
and I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing ."

Yes Definately.... :cool-smiley-027:

have fun in the islands? Im sure you are sore from taking it in the can for a week:D

:evilb: WHAT :evilb:

That deserves a BiP! Alll the way from Floridaa! :evilb:

Its official Club 105 now has a fishing machine!

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Great boat....and I'm also a good 1st mate...and I'll chip in for fuel///////////










































































for the gen set:party-smiley-004:

When is the first trip??? Tuna should be running soon and the marlin will need some slaughtering in July:D:D

that boat is way to nice to draw a cock on the side:cool-smiley-011:

8 cops from club 105 to April Sound......:(