Sorry no roadio's.

Keep your props!!!!

(Louie knows what I mean) LOL!!!

They are locked on and I have already been paid for the boat. No longer my problem:cool-smiley-027:

I'll take two of those, six of these, box of naked lady tees.

Some stuff for you boys to try out


Spanish Turnip

Where you wipe your ass with the persons head hair after taking a monster dump




Texas Trouser Headlock

A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.



Birmingham booty call

Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her crap it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Takes it in the can:hitfan:

WTF !! Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached a whole new level of dirty :party-smiley-004::party-smiley-004:

Stop being a cheap azz and renew your membership:grinser010:

I don't know if I should renew it for a total of only 4 posts a day on the BS thread..... :evilb::evilb::evilb:

Wellstep it up Big Daddy
ROCK ON !!!!!!!:Whatever:

4 I wonder if that is going to be the total number of tires it takes Joe to get the Baja down to Galveston....he has gone through 2 so far.......Beak42 witnessed on blow out....he gave Joe a honk on the way by................:evilb::evilb:

What is it with the 38 Baja trailers. Bm22 has all kind of blow outs too.

Hang in there JoeW...I know the feeling....I carry 3 spares now everywhere I go:hitfan:

Orange outerlimits from Kemah gave me the honk and wave about halfway between pensacola and talahassee while i was changing a flat, side of the road, drivers side, right next to the caution alligators sign, no town for 10 miles in either direction and two guys in suspenders playing the banjo up in a tree stand..... its a special feeling

the two that stretch out your shirts dont count :)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHIT:hitfan:

HMMMM, Karma does appear to be a biznatch. Maybe a little less siphoning into the world's most expensive rolling gas can and a little more tire pressure guage action and you would be back home drinking a pina coloda on the Manship.....

tough crowd today :party-smiley-004:

Yo T Bone - ya'll slow up there???

i have been killin them on Ebay

Look who's calling the kettle black:grinser010:

I told joew to get load range "E" tires!!!

"I told you so...!"

I didnt mean to hurt any feelings, somebody must have gotten her period and having a extra bloated sensative day, come to papas and i'll buy you a lite beer :)

what a di(k :D:D:D

AWESOME!!! Story behind this, three apaches where dispatched to fly over the veteran's day parade from Conroe Natl guard base. General assumed it was understood they should fly OVER the highrises, apparently not..... 10 feet of clearance in some places. Two cool, but i wish i had the video of the a$$ chewin those guys got :)

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UByxZ_-Z3i8&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

TOPPS Clearlake Meeting tonite at the Hilton, 7 pm. Corporate Networking nite. Hope to see y'all there!

kfp

Nice. ... They did that at Texas Speedway in Fort Worth a few years ago and they dipped down over the grandstands into the field, it was awesome :cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026:

:worthless_without_p

Anybody cumming to the TOPPS meeting tonight?

"Free food"

It does not matter you can not view pictures any ways tight azz.....maybe TxLefty will loan you a few bucks....:party-smiley-004:

if somebody posts something worth seeing, I might unazz a few dollars :cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-027:

ok:cool-smiley-011:

like I said....."a pic worth seeing"

you keep talkin chit, I am gonna call kelly and tell her how much dough you spent on smooth last month :evilb::evilb::evilb:

you don't worry about Kelly nor Smooth......you worry about that Gregory junk yard you have started at your bros barn/house:hitfan::evilb::evilb:

very phuckin cool:cool-smiley-011::cool-smiley-011:

The Baja is officially gone. :cool-smiley-027:

Haters.

We learned several things after a few days at spk1's house.

If you repeatedly keep getting spk1's dad wet after he repeatedly told you to quit and then laugh about it, He will call you a Jack AzZ and then Mutha fuc you repeatedly. Good thing his son was the crazy one driving.

If you put enough weight on one side of a pontoon boat and then hit a swell, they will almost tip over.

The hostess at Willie G's has huge cans. :D

I am the only one that knows how to catch fish. :evilb:

Coast Gurad boats smoke a lot, and it takes 15 guys a half hour to get it away from the dock.

Pretty nice bachelor pad spk1. Thanks for inviting us. Let us know when we can come down again. :cool-smiley-027:

:drool::drool::drool: Good times,except for the 25' of stairs i decided to go down with out using my legs thursday night, I feel like someone :nhl_fight: me.

We went thru 9 bottles of jagger yesterday.I should have bought stock in redbull before i left.:D

Come on Clear Lake guys, who knows about the 1990 38 scarab on yacht world from clear lake. It is a good looking boat in the picks. I saw it at Victory on Thursday and am looking to find out the history. Thanks