What is that, the Ron Burgandy Marketing Report for the 2nd quarter ???

:cool-smiley-026::cool-smiley-026:

there was this chick who was all over him about his boat... talkin about how much she like the sleekness and the lines of the body... (still not sure she wasn't talkin about me, but thats a different thread) he snuck off to ditch her and headed out to the boat when she turned around and saw him she chased him down on the dock... he was pullin away and she was still talkin... swear to god it looked like some chick wavin by to a sailor in a movie.... we nicknamed her Thunderwoman at table 1.... this girl i swear had sausages for fingers... she was a big boned woman thats for sure... but as soon as he got the chance, Joe RAN!!!!!!:evilb:

Quick question - A guy who works at the dealership is looking at a 2001 27 Baja up on the lake for around 38K ..... Anyone know who's it is or any history??

Thanks

Capt Ross


OK - back to the normal bs'n.....

Thank God for that!!

Nope. Poor dock, Andy+skank would prob be too much for it.

$140,000-$190,000

Yes it was. And I'm Ron Burgandy? Thank you for watching.....Suck One!

That was quite comical. She still chased after him even after I told her that we were life partners.:evilb:

I swear to god her kankles were as big as my thighes....:D

Yikes! Man I bet she was a looker....20 years ago.:drool:

Here's a little piece of offshore history for someone.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...NA:MOTORS:1123


Better hurry only 4 hours left!

PHUCKN govt computer!!! can't view it, what is it?:angry-smiley-038::angry-smiley-038::angry-smiley-038:

Its the old entry cougar cat. Needs lots of work to get her going again,


Maybe you could store her at Wades:evilb:

MuthaF$#%$$%!!@!#$^&^*%^!!!!!!!:hothead:

That reminds me....I have two large complete engines in my barn, one labeled Engine#1, and one labeled Engine#2. The first person to come get them takes 'em home.

Anyone want a 42 Fountain w/ low hours? Sorry, I couldn't resist.:evilb:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2006-...spagenameZWDVW

A Lefty special except this one actually has blowers with no scoops.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/38-Fo...spagenameZWDVW

OOOOH, i want em, but it might be a couple days before i can come get them, can you store them for me for a couple of days?? Thanks.

NO

:hitfan::hitfan:
what a phuckin dic&......i expect that from Lefty....but not from a Stultz......:cool-smiley-011::hitfan:

classic thread....in honor of the new Hatteras owner....


http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...ight=dr+pepper

The dumbest thread i have ever read....... but cool if he got the Hatt that i saw....

someone buy it, i have my eyes on something else better.

I'll cut my loss on it now!!!

Hey Louie Saw you pulling out with the boat 2-3 days ago on 105 headed to Dallas.

I have told you once and I am not going to tell you again....Smooth Operator is not for sale....I don't care how much money you offer me....:D:D:D:D

:Whatever:

How about $50K, a dozen eggs, an old ham radio, a bunk bed, childrens clothes,a 1945 Schwinn tandem bicycle, a 1 cylinder Lawn Boy 2 cycle lawn mower, a 5 year old charcoal grill, an attic fan, a 1962 Keystone Super 8 movie projector, and a six pack of Busch?

SOLD!:evilb:

i bet if you throw in a bottle of thunderbird and packet of cool-aid hell jump right on it:cool-smiley-011:

Hey Beak, is Bigandy going to give you all of his stuff ???

:evilb::evilb::evilb:

Yeah and I got just the place for it.!!!

Great, I've got more of Andy's crap that you can store there.

" Suck It"

I thought Gregory Performance Industries had extra warehouse space

Your a goofball :grinser010:

This is a cool boat

http://www.offshoreonlyclassifieds.c...o23339-en.html

Yeah and its fun :cool-smiley-026:

What kind is it?

Ross,

I need a fog light for my benz? What is ur number?

And why does my car pull to the right? I called the dealership and they said it's made that way!!Thats BS!

Looks like a Magnum.

Are you coming saturday? Havn't seen your RSVP yet? Just because your boat is gone, doesn't mean you can't still play, I think?

You have to ask the Vice nazi :evilb:Stultz first.

Later dude.

So whats the latest product offering from Gregory Performance?