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BY U BOY 04-19-2007 03:32 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2099255)
what happened?

GOD DMN! The place i have to mount my fuel regulator makes it phuckin hard to get the hoses routed because they dont make the fitting:( i need and if i use 2 90*'s the hose would be about 1" long so i did alittle redneck eng. It involved a grinder and a cutting wheel its not that pretty but ill fix it after the TF200.:eek: :(

BY U BOY 04-19-2007 03:35 PM

where should i start my jetting?
454 zz502/502 cam,502/502 aluminum heads,srp 10:1 pistons,single plane intake, roller rockers/lifters,Barry grant demon 825.
the jets in it now are 79/84 i think this will be a little lean.

Trojan-man 04-19-2007 03:35 PM

You will not be able to touch Smooth Operator. We figure it will gain another 8 to 10 MPH. She will be getting Dialed in on Sunday. This will not be pretty.....[/QUOTE]


8 to 10 MPH just from carbs ?????:argue: Jeff might give you an argument about that....

tomtbone1993 04-19-2007 03:41 PM


Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2099345)
You will not be able to touch Smooth Operator. We figure it will gain another 8 to 10 MPH. She will be getting Dialed in on Sunday. This will not be pretty.....


8 to 10 MPH just from carbs ?????:argue: Jeff might give you an argument about that....[/QUOTE]

WTF does Jeff know? Let me review his offshore powerboat experience

1982 38ft Scarab

time of ownership = 9 months

time behind the wheel = 96 minutes

anything I missed????:evilb: :evilb:










Smooth Operator = Owned:cool:

Trojan-man 04-19-2007 03:41 PM

[QUOTE=tomtbone1993;2099334]ATTENTION JEFF & LEFTY stay the hell away from my mechanic Kyam he is my boy. no more freeloadin like you did with Blackwood. I don't want to call my ace in the hole and find out he is workin on your junk.....Mine comes first


Does he work on generators?? If so, You will never see him again between Joew and I. :D


and Joew is gay

tomtbone1993 04-19-2007 03:42 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2099344)
where should i start my jetting?
454 zz502/502 cam,502/502 aluminum heads,srp 10:1 pistons,single plane intake, roller rockers/lifters,Barry grant demon 825.
the jets in it now are 79/84 i think this will be a little lean.

you seem like a nice guy I will talk to Kyam for you:cool:

tomtbone1993 04-19-2007 03:44 PM

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2099351]

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2099334)
ATTENTION JEFF & LEFTY stay the hell away from my mechanic Kyam he is my boy. no more freeloadin like you did with Blackwood. I don't want to call my ace in the hole and find out he is workin on your junk.....Mine comes first


Does he work on generators?? If so, You will never see him again between Joew and I. :D


and Joew is gay

let me just vent on Joe......he told me yesterday he would personaly check on the status of my drives today. I call him around 11:00AM to find out whats going on. He is in the bay fishin. He told me I could call myself. He has been removed from the circle of trust:p

BY U BOY 04-19-2007 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2099352)
you seem like a nice guy I will talk to Kyam for you:cool:

cool. i just canceled the sneak attack on the smooth operator:drink:

Trojan-man 04-19-2007 03:48 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2099349)
8 to 10 MPH just from carbs ? Jeff might give you an argument about that....

WTF does Jeff know? Let me review his offshore powerboat experience

1982 38ft Scarab

time of ownership = 9 months

time behind the wheel = 96 minutes

anything I missed????

BIP !!! :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:










Smooth Operator = Owned:cool:[/QUOTE]

tomtbone1993 04-19-2007 03:50 PM

what is up with these f^(ked up quotes?

Trojan-man 04-19-2007 03:51 PM

[QUOTE=tomtbone1993;2099357]

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2099351)

let me just vent on Joe......he told me yesterday he would personaly check on the status of my drives today. I call him around 11:00AM to find out whats going on. He is in the bay fishin. He told me I could call myself. He has been removed from the circle of trust:p

Little brothers are worthless, aren't they :crazy: :blaster:

tomtbone1993 04-19-2007 03:54 PM

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2099368]

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2099357)

Little brothers are worthless, aren't they :crazy: :blaster:

he is today......:( :D

wstultz 04-19-2007 03:57 PM

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2099368]

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2099357)

Little brothers are worthless, aren't they :crazy: :blaster:

Little brothers make $hit happen...and don't forget that biatches.

wstultz 04-19-2007 03:58 PM


Originally Posted by BY U BOY (Post 2099340)
GOD DMN! The place i have to mount my fuel regulator makes it phuckin hard to get the hoses routed because they dont make the fitting:( i need and if i use 2 90*'s the hose would be about 1" long so i did alittle redneck eng. It involved a grinder and a cutting wheel its not that pretty but ill fix it after the TF200.:eek: :(

Don't put any hard 90's in your fuel supply lines. Just my $ .02

tomtbone1993 04-19-2007 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2099372)
Don't put any hard 90's in your fuel supply lines. Just my $ .02

a lot of technical boat talk the last few days...jeff is really missin out. We all know he would love to share his .02 cents

tomtbone1993 04-19-2007 04:07 PM

[QUOTE=wstultz;2099371]

Originally Posted by Trojan-man (Post 2099368)

Little brothers make $hit happen...and don't forget that biatches.

their are 3 different type of people in this world

1) people that make things happen

2) people that watch things happen

3) people that go what the hell just happened?

txlefty 04-19-2007 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2099334)
ATTENTION JEFF & LEFTY stay the hell away from my mechanic Kyam he is my boy. no more freeloadin like you did with Blackwood. I don't want to call my ace in the hole and find out he is workin on your junk.....Mine comes first

Lets just say my carbs were fu(ked. so you boys can go change props, upgrade your mills do what you need to do. You will not be able to touch Smooth Operator. We figure it will gain another 8 to 10 MPH. She will be getting Dialed in on Sunday. This will not be pretty.....

I learned my lesson about your mechanic's.....besides I like to get my $hit fixed right the FIRST time! :evilb:

BY U BOY 04-19-2007 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2099372)
Don't put any hard 90's in your fuel supply lines. Just my $ .02

too late i have to have 3 between the pump and regulator.

spk1 04-19-2007 04:16 PM

You know last night crap shoot was running so welll,, that I actually think I caught a feww bugs in my teeth. :drink:

wstultz 04-19-2007 04:17 PM

[QUOTE=tomtbone1993;2099377]

Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2099371)

their are 3 different type of people in this world

1) people that make things happen

2) people that watch things happen

3) people that go what the hell just happened?


Thanks a lot Confushis

txlefty 04-19-2007 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2099388)
You know last night crap shoot was running so welll,, that I actually think I caught a feww bugs in my teeth. :drink:

Thanks Kevin! DId you find that boat on ebay....:D

spk1 04-19-2007 04:21 PM

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Trojan-man 04-19-2007 04:21 PM

[QUOTE=wstultz;2099390]

Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2099377)


Thanks a lot Confushis

Confusious ...dumba$$...get to work, lined up another curb cutter today for monday if they no show today

BY U BOY 04-19-2007 04:21 PM

confushis says man how go to sleep with itchy azzhole wake up with stinky finger:drink:

man who stand on toilet is high on pot:D

wstultz 04-19-2007 04:22 PM

Oh no, were there unreported sighting of the straaannnggggee and sssppooookkkkkky white missle last night that the government was unaware of?

wstultz 04-19-2007 04:24 PM

[QUOTE=Trojan-man;2099396]

Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2099390)

Confusious ...dumba$$...get to work, lined up another curb cutter today for monday if they no show today

Thanks for the grammar lesson....A$$!

tomtbone1993 04-19-2007 04:24 PM


Originally Posted by txlefty (Post 2099385)
I learned my lesson about your mechanic's.....besides I like to get my $hit fixed right the FIRST time! :evilb:

I will be sure to pass this info. along to Blackwood:eek: :p

wstultz 04-19-2007 04:25 PM

Kevin, there's a money old Pantera 24 for sale with your name on it.

wstultz 04-19-2007 04:27 PM

How come Milstead hasn't chimed in here yet?

spk1 04-19-2007 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2099399)
Oh no, were there unreported sighting of the straaannnggggee and sssppooookkkkkky white missle last night that the government was unaware of?

Thatttss right,, and it was moving so good we did have to open the hatches a few times at idle,, just to check and make sure there werent super chargers under those scoops. :cool:

wstultz 04-19-2007 04:31 PM

Were there?

tomtbone1993 04-19-2007 04:31 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2099410)
Thatttss right,, and it was moving so good we did have to open the hatches a few times at idle,, just to check and make sure there werent super chargers under those scoops. :cool:

how is it runnin 60MPH?

spk1 04-19-2007 04:31 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2099404)
Kevin, there's a money old Pantera 24 for sale with your name on it.

I think, I may soon be into the 29 scarab single club. I did look over that 28 pantera in texas that just sold a few times, tho,, nice rigs :evilb:

wstultz 04-19-2007 04:32 PM

Ludicris SPEED!

spk1 04-19-2007 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by tomtbone1993 (Post 2099413)
how is it runnin 60MPH?

What happenned to fountain guys stick together? :cool: :p

tomtbone1993 04-19-2007 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by wstultz (Post 2099407)
How come Milstead hasn't chimed in here yet?

he is to busy on the website www.tallskinnygayguys.com

wstultz 04-19-2007 04:33 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2099414)
I think, I may soon be into the 29 scarab single club. I did look over that 28 pantera in texas that just sold a few times, tho,, nice rigs :evilb:


Is it the 29 whippled that's white and blue? If so Trojan Man is going to steal it from you.

tomtbone1993 04-19-2007 04:33 PM


Originally Posted by spk1 (Post 2099417)
What happenned to fountain guys stick together? :cool: :p

i had to disown him....

spk1 04-19-2007 04:34 PM

Im think we broke the 60 mark,, but I cant be sure, the boat was moving pretty nice... sunday will be a good day for all fountains tho. :drink: :evilb:

wstultz 04-19-2007 04:34 PM

Did he not give you any last night?:evilb:


Sweet 2000, now I can go home.


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