you can only claim victory on the azz once:drink:

If wade gets any azz at all, it is a victory....... :evilb:

If jeff gets any azz at all, it is a triumph over all mankind, and everything else that is holy and sacred :D

It's all about your bad attitude ! I bet Andy can hook up up with a fine set of BOMBS from Dobbin! I'm willing to bet she don't know crap bout no quickbooks, but could be a hell of a stress reliever! :evilb:

Oh...I thought you were the hookup for the secretaries, I guess thats only if you have a fountain with footholders in the ceiling :drink:

Chad, I hear Txleft knows a good secretary he could hook you up with. She's good at cleaning cabins.:D


Too late:stupid:

That is some funny chit:D

What's the roll call for steak night?

:drool: :snide: ;) ....So is anyone going to steak night?

I am out ladies, halla if you want to enjoy the sunny day with some wicked wind tomorrow.:D

Oh I almost fogot........... You clowns are all gay:cool:

Now that Joe is gone we can officially rename the Islander the Peter Puffer.:evilb:

Can't be any worse than his other boat..."WATERCOLORS":evilb:

Aaahhhhh Bip!

Watercolors? Was that an equal opportunity employer?

Doesn't sound too equal to me....sounds like a speedo fest ! :D

O Chit !!! :eek: thats nice.....

Watercolors....are you serious.. no more gay quotes out of joew....we can use the "You how I know you're gay" line until the end of time with that one :drink:

Bigandy, looks like someone beat us to the punch with the stripper pole....this could be us every weekend with a little engineering.....notice the hula skirt pontoon boat in the background when you can....nice..

Just to let you boys know...the nice guy I am I told Jeff I would help him switch trailers this evening. Jeff wanted to go to Walden. I said no.....F**** that we shall go to April Sound. Jeff said ok. As making the left hand turn to the boat ramp , we hear a very lound grinding noise. Then see A tire and wheel in the middle of the street. Keep in mind boys it is 5:30. Everyone is returning home. Then some dumb f****ing b!tch runs over the tire with her VW Passat. Then she pulls up to us wanting to know what the noise is comming from her car. We told the dumb b!tch it was our wheel she just ran over. Mean while traffic is now 15 cars deep trying to make the turn.
It gets better, April Sounds finest decide to pull up and question what we are doing. We explained to the dumbazz that our wheel fell off. Aparently he could not figure that one out on his own. Then he felt the need to tell us we should turn on our flashers. I told dumbazz we had only been their 3 f***in minutes and were going to move on.

Jeff proceeds to drag this piece of sh!t f***in trailer to the ramp. We unload the empty tub swap out trailers and head off. Jeff then tells me after I standed in the f****in rain for 20 minutes, the ramp is to steep. Walden would had been better.

Trojan-Man and BigAndy who are you boys riding with at Tickfaw? I have room if you all want to roll in Smooth Operator.

Wow, sounds like you a had a nice relaxing uneventful night with jeffman. That sucks, I am sure glad noone drove by and got picks of that, jeff would never hear the end of it.

I can ride with whomever needs help, sometimes I am pretty handy around the dock.

Bigandy is helpful for 5 minutes, then passes out in the backseat...

What's Creedo doing to Andy in the first picture. This must have been takin before he got married and was a little curious. I see he is an experienced pro though, with the love rag already in hand and ready for action.

I new Creedo was curious for some man love...

Yah since he's never on here we can pretty much declair his homo status.

i heard that was the reason he got into ultimate fighting, so he could get all hot and sweaty and roll around with a bunch of dudes:eek:

i saw our trusty construction workers at their best this morning:eek:

poor bastards.

well i was kind of hoping to make the whole run.... but baldwick homes is probably right i will be asleep most of the way.

looking how i am covering my head..... the caption above me should say, " mommy please make the bad man stop!!!"

I just heard their was a explosion on the north side of town. My bet would be it was Jeff's hampsters on the Dyno...

Joe,

in the rule book for going on the "watercolors" was this a subsection on required attire for men on your boat?

Required attire: The Banana Hammock, A men's style of undergarment that holds the genitalia in a sling-like hammock apparatus, allowing the meat knot to protrude offensively. Favored by greasy Europeans at the beach, and even greasier weightlifters during competition and posedown sessions.

?????????????????

were the hell did you find that?

the urban dictionary, it is pretty dam funny...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Nice....:evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

poor Joew.

Poor us!

I guess we're not going to break 2 grand today.

then start the BS:evilb:
but take it easy on me im working on my engine:p

All of the other maggots are out on Joe's barge laughin it up and pounding beers.....As$holes. It must be nice having it made.

i should be out on mine today but the ups man decided to show up a day late:mad: . Im putting my fuel pump and carb on today and hope to jet it sunday if all goes well:D

I already told you the UPS guy is on my payroll.....I told him to deliver your junk late:evilb: :evilb: Good luck with the upgrades:cool:

my carbs are getting rebuilt as we speak.....drives were dropped off this morning for a pressure check and fluid change. Swapped out the smoked impeller last night. Got a starter on the way. Picked up all the tools dropped in my bilge from over the weekend...Had a good night last night. :cool: