$hitty Kitty

Hairball Express

Spick1 Express

Catnip

Catsup

Big cat...."You're my boy Blue!"

Sylvester

Alley Cat

Suck It Trebek!

Pu$$y Galore

AquaPu$$y.......(octopu$$y)

NightMares


It really doen't matter what you name it cause as soon as you post it on here it will have a huge penis drawn on the side of it anyways.

uh oh, cotton headed ninny muggins...... jeffro went to the qik with that one... i think it was not the visa comment it was the "CAT- 5 is taken, and by a boat 3 times as awesome as a MARES cat so you need to scratch that one off"

Cat 5 is a 46' skater with over REALLY big power. Not even in the same zip code as a Mares, but he still shouldn't get his feelings hurt so easily.

How does someone go from no boat.......... to a 26' cris craft, 24, pontoon, 2 wave runners, 60' hatterass and a 38' mares. What a dick.:D

An hour late, stinking of takka vodka, and hating f-ing life! :drool: But I made it ! Company man! :angry-smiley-038:

Good Times!

Astro's at 7:05 ! Meeting at Papas at 5:00. So far 10 going. Supposedly bring in a Power Aide wrapper and get in for $2.00.... we're all gonna hang out at left field bar, in anyone wants to show up..:party-smiley-004:

Name it

IRON LOTUS

Oh, I forgot about that.

Oh Well, you guys have fun and drink an extra for me. I am finishing some paperwork so I can start getting the magnum ready for this weekend and make the trip to get the new boat later this week.

Is the 38' a dingy for the Hatteras?

"Cat in the Hat"

or since you'll never bring it to Conroe...

"Scaredy Cat"

Since you chase hookers....

"Cat chasin Puzzy"....."Cat chasin' Tail"...."Table Dance"...."Funny Money"...."Lap Cat"...."Fork You"


Ok I was bored! Slow as hell today! :D

A company man if your company is McDonald Homes.......

you are already riding up front with the driver, you invite any more you will be in the trunk....

Table Dance would be a good name for a boat.

Sweet...

Jello shots and bj's from the limo driver! :evilb:

CAT chasin' tail or Kitty chaser are GOOD names


or maybe just include the dumb girls and call it, "i will take you and your girlfriends on my bad a$$ boat if you are all naked and at least 60 percent of you suck on my balls, oh and i got some coke, an apartment and a little penis so your booty will not get sore but i do promise in the 11 minutes of no foreplay and no kissing to make you feel like the most special woman in the world, if the most special woman in the world's best friends are sitting on my face and licking my a$$ while you blow me...."

what you save on drinks on cock teases should easily cover the vinyl bill....:evilb::evilb:

There has got to be a class or self-help book to help your demented azz! :readinghelp:

And by that I mean your azz needs Jesus! :party-smiley-004:


Exactly how much vinyl are we talking about???:cool-smiley-011:

The new Nortech 80!!!!! :eek:I've already put in an order.:D

Anybody want me to go look at the 42'? I'm in San Diego today and tomorrow.

I didn't know they were going to make those in die cast. If so, go ahead and order me one also.

Spk1's boat should be named "Donut glazer" :eek:

that is sick. I wonder how much the pershing license cost Nortech ??

spick1 I vote for NightMares or Donut Glazer, lol

thanks for the last minute warnings, dickholes. Some people aren't on the computer all day long. :mad::mad:

Puzzy Control:D
green card

I can't wait to move up to a single engine Magnum.......one of these days .........:cool-smiley-011:


Just curious???? what is it like at family dinner when you have to explain why your bros poontoon boat is faster then any of the performace boats you have owned???:evilb::evilb::evilb:

BTW thanks for all the drinks Saturday night:drink::drink:

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Nice for 65k

ding ding ding we have a winner,, . :drink:

I do like NIGHTMARES wade,, nice call :evilb:

I second that....cool name:cool-smiley-011:

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Crybaby :angry-smiley-038:

Glad to see that Joew is back at his old job of sniffing out boat deals. :D:cool-smiley-011::drink:

they used the crap out of that boat... check out the hours

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Who likes yellow????

http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listi...d=0&slim=quick

Who wants to go in halves :D

Are u serious? 330 hours in five years is not a lot of hours. Nice boat, even though it's a Faja.:D

I like it :D

NICE!

That boat is awesome! I'd love to have it!

Found something for ya Joe!

I feel like a monkey fu(kin a football today:cool-smiley-011:

I feel like that most days, lol :cool-smiley-026::drink::eek: